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12:04 PM

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[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Using onTouch how to handle Swiping and Tapping both in Android Layout by Raja Jeni on stackoverflow.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to Disable datagridview behavior? by user3513830 on stackoverflow.com

NukesPlus

@SmokeDetector who did that? :S

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Simple blog in PHP & MySQL by ravi jangid on stackoverflow.com

NukesPlus

omg too scary for me

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[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 格拉斯哥大学毕业证Q/微信859034112办理英国格大毕业证学历认证成绩单 University of Glasgow by kaidanz08 on travel.stackexchange.com

CRABOLO

12:13 PM

sd 4tpu-

@NukesPlus someone in another room , check charcoal

NukesPlus

@CRABOLO oh i thought it was the Tavern Ghost

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Restart android phone by user3513830 on stackoverflow.com

NukesPlus

erm bye @SmokeDetector ?

CRABOLO

in Charcoal HQ on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 min ago, by Normal Human

!!/report-SPAM-from-Apr-2014 http://stackoverflow.com/a/22954581

Bart

^gone

SPArchaeologist

12:29 PM

Aaaaaaand it is time for ...........

SharePoint question of the Day

Given a calendar list, which search operation do you think is unsupported and generally bugged?

NukesPlus

Pony

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Q\\微274848895purdue毕业证办理美国普渡大学毕业证成绩单purdue学历认证真实可查 Purdue University by yibenwu01 on travel.stackexchange.com

SPArchaeologist

@NukesPlus nice attempt, but not the one.

A SharePoint calendar does not support searches.... by date!

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[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Make Blog Posts From PHP Using Blogger API v3 by Ravi Jangid on stackoverflow.com

CRABOLO

this is kind of embarassing how we let all this spam miss our radar

PeterJ

12:33 PM

!!/report meta.stackexchange.com/questions/264586/manpower-enhancer

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Manpower Enhancer by user303522 on meta.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 【存档可查】QQ微信2796053907办理南加州大学USC毕业证成绩单学历认证University of Southern California by yuijmkj6 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: jquery working on localhost but not on IIS by Ravi on stackoverflow.com

PeterJ

^^ out of flags on travel

NukesPlus

@PeterJ same here, just like bamwar accident

GnomeSlice

10 free UI templates for Android and iOS development

Bart

^ spam

:p

DroidDev

12:37 PM

@Bart lol, no, @Gnome is a nice guy/bot. Please don't tpu him/her/it :P

GnomeSlice

I am Error.

NukesPlus

!!/report @GnomeSlice

GnomeSlice

(I'm not actually a bot)

NukesPlus

4

GnomeSlice

DroidDev

12:39 PM

@GnomeSlice but who knows for sure, right?

GnomeSlice

@DroidDev Good point.

NukesPlus

SPArchaeologist

@GnomeSlice you know that no one here will get that quote, right?

GnomeSlice

@SPArchaeologist You did. ;)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 美国USC毕业证Q/微信859034112办理南加州大学毕业证学历认证成绩单University of Southern California by kaidanz01 on travel.stackexchange.com

SPArchaeologist

12:44 PM

@GnomeSlice based on what @droid says, I shouldn't really be regarded as a metric for you average Tavern user.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Q/微信（869520616）办理文凭留学证明美国南加州大学USC毕业证成绩单可查学历认证University of Southern，California by xscdffvbg04 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: 美国MSU毕业证Q/微信859034112办理密歇根州立大学毕业证学历认证成绩单Michigan State University by kaidanz05 on travel.stackexchange.com

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist so you are saying that I am right?(about things?)

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[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Q\\微274848895puwl毕业证办理美国普渡大学西拉法叶校区毕业证成绩单puwl学历认证真实可查Purdue University,West Lafayette by yibenwu02 on travel.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: Q微信3226400025办理西北大学毕业证学历认证成绩单教育部文凭 by Sandy Lyle on travel.stackexchange.com

NukesPlus

cant flag all these spam D:

DroidDev

travel.se is becoming new drupal.se for that chinese spam

NukesPlus

12:56 PM

and Apple for bamwars

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Q\\微274848895ucla毕业证办理美国加州大学毕业证加洛杉矶分校成绩单ucla学历认证真实可查University of California Los Angeles by yibenwu01 on travel.stackexchange.com

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev Yep, you are right in the bit about me not representing the Tavern users. That said, if that can be a good or bad thing is up to you.

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist what do you think? If it is good or bad...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title, chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: Q微信3226400025办理宾夕法尼亚大学毕业证学历认证成绩单教育部文凭 by Sandy Lyle on travel.stackexchange.com

Bart

@DroidDev bad. Who wouldn't want to be like the average Tavern... wait ... no, good. Definitely good.

SPArchaeologist

1:09 PM

@DroidDev well, probably many around here could actually benefit from some laughter. Should they share the same concept of fun as I do? Probably not.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in title: Configure email envelope “Fam.Doe” <johndoe@email.com> by Richard van Oosterhout on civicrm.stackexchange.com

Uniforms For Sale

All the travel.SE spam seems to be gone

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist should they...I don't know(I don't do), do they.....I don't think. Good or bad(I was just testing if you are your old self with this one ;))

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev then you expect the quote from Zhuangzi.

> Once upon a time, I, Chuang Chou, dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, a veritable butterfly, enjoying itself to the full of its bent, and not knowing it was Chuang Chou. Suddenly I awoke, and came to myself, the veritable Chuang Chou. Now I do not know whether it was then I dreamt I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.

Uniforms For Sale

??

SmokeDetector

1:19 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Q/微信（869520616）办理文凭留学证明美国南加州大学USC毕业证成绩单可查学历认证University of Southern，California by xscdffvbg02 on travel.stackexchange.com

Bart

7 mins ago, by Uniforms For Sale

All the travel.SE spam seems to be gone

Uniforms For Sale

Wel

I wanna do something

NukesPlus

@UniformsForSale i want to do something too :3 with you :3

Uniforms For Sale

@balpha there seems to be a huge wave of travel.SE spam, can you do a stupid no chinese message?

You know:

> Character '微' not allowed in title

Please go spam someone else, mkay?

Bart

You can't disallow posts based on one micro-character

Uniforms For Sale

1:22 PM

Yes

He did that on apple.SE

Bart

@UniformsForSale translate.google.com/#auto/en/%E5%BE%AE

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist depends which one was a bad dream(and that depends on what Chuang Chou was in each life)

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Q/微信（869520616）办理文凭留学证明美国伊利诺伊大学UIUC毕业证成绩单可查教育部认证University of Illinois by xscdffvbg02 on travel.stackexchange.com

Uniforms For Sale

I'm raging

My screen is all messed up

Bart

What the ....

SPArchaeologist

1:27 PM

@DroidDev There was an npc once in Ultima Underworld 2, trapped in an ice world while he dreamt a life as an hero wandering in the Ethereal Void. He quickly determine the ice world was a nightmare and the void was the real world. Until the nightmare decided it was the real world, and froze it. Maybe somewhere he is still dreaming.

Uniforms For Sale

Is anyone else getting that?

Bart

Nope

Uniforms For Sale

Well...

Reloacing doesn't work

Restarts firefox

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title, phone number detected in title: q/微信3226400025办理北领地大学学历认证成绩单文凭教育部Northern Territory University by user33556 on travel.stackexchange.com

Bart

Did you try turning it off and on again?

NukesPlus

1:28 PM

@UniformsForSale I spy the word "boobs"

Uniforms For Sale

Flags spam first

How the hell am I supposed to flag when I can't see half the words?

Ahhhhh

Fixed now

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Q/微信（869520616）办理文凭留学证明美国伊利诺伊大学厄巴纳-香槟分校UIUC毕业证成绩单可查学历认证atUrbanaChampaign by xscdffvbg04 on travel.stackexchange.com

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist hmm....being a hero doesn't make life good....

Uniforms For Sale

I'm outta flags

Nevermind Balpha

@Shog wanna flag spam?

NukesPlus

@Shog9 wake up!!

DroidDev

1:36 PM

I still have 3 left

on travel.se

NukesPlus

0

Uniforms For Sale

@JNat wanna flag spam?

SPArchaeologist

in Shadow's Den, Nov 27 '14 at 15:10, by SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev "Like it or not, believe it or not as you will. Your perceptions will not change reality, but simply colour it".

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist so what is reality? Is it a good thing or a bad thing?

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[ SmokeDetector ] Chinese character in title: Q/微信（869520616）办理文凭留学证明美国纽约大学NYU 毕业证成绩单可查学历认证(New York University) by user33558 on travel.stackexchange.com

Uniforms For Sale

1:44 PM

@bluefeet Hi we're all outta flags

DroidDev

true dat

bluefeet

well stop poking Shog he needs sleep

Ok

I didn't

Me neither

1:47 PM

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Q: Can we prove reality?

I heard someone make an assertion that 'We cannot really prove that there is reality.'. 'Reality' here would mean the universe and everything in it. You could look at an apple and think its an apple but it could really be something else, and we cannot really prove its "appleness". My initial an...

user202362

@bluefeet he sleeps with the chat open next to his bed side?

user202362

such a dedication ... almost as dedicated as neighbourhood bandicoot's effort in stealing the chicken food

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist is our justification about that knowledge good or bad? Those dreams and that understanding of fun that you have...

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Chinese vs English by Christophe Debove on chinese.stackexchange.com

user202362

Just a week ago, I saw the bandicoot standing next to a bucket of chicken food, trying to pushing open the lid with its paws. There was a rock on top of the lid to stop it from doing so.

NukesPlus

1:50 PM

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@NukesPlus Body - Position 88-92: baba

Uniforms For Sale

No

That's dad

user202362

I almost thought to myself: poor thing. But it was a really fat bandicoot

Uniforms For Sale

你好！

user202362

it looked like this (but not this one)

user202362

1:51 PM

bjb568

yum

user202362

lol

Uniforms For Sale

Tasty?

Shadow Wizard

@SmokeDetector fpu

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.

user202362

1:54 PM

@UniformsForSale 你好

Shadow Wizard

@NukesPlus nah, we need this one for those amounts of spam

2

Uniforms For Sale

@chmod711telkitty 我好，你呢？

Lol

user202362

我也好

Shadow Wizard

for the new guys/girls around here it's the legendary Tim Post of course

Uniforms For Sale

@ShadowWizard OMG!

NukesPlus

1:55 PM

wo

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Recording loans of access cards to people in a company by JHarris on codereview.stackexchange.com

NukesPlus

我喜欢吃大便

Uniforms For Sale

@chmod711telkitty 你今天想做什么呢？

@NukesPlus 大便那里有好吃？

Shadow Wizard

@SmokeDetector ignore valid post

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

user202362

1:56 PM

@UniformsForSale 睡觉 :p

Uniforms For Sale

@chmod711telkitty 好的，我不会打扰你

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev Well, if uneeded fan dubs did something good for MLP, it was the song "Gipsy Bard" which has a line like "You are a toy maker creation trapped inside a crystal ball". I, who share the understanding of fun of a weird pink pony probably by extension am just the dream of a gigantic fish soaring the skies.

Uniforms For Sale

@chmod711telkitty you know chinese? Or you use google translate?

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist and you like to be that?

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev That is why I spend my time trying to make that fish realize that the dream would be much funnier if he dreamt me having super hero powers.

DroidDev

1:58 PM

@SPArchaeologist so you don't like to be that(in your current state)

SPArchaeologist

@DroidDev Not that I don't like it, I just feel the plot would be better with less SharePoint and more flying around.

DroidDev

@SPArchaeologist so you like it but not upto that extent.

SPArchaeologist

That said, if my calculations are right and the cupcake shop tent will be again here at the fair that will be held here in about three weeks, I may change my view.

Until the cupcakes last, that is.

NukesPlus

bye off to work

Bart

cya

Uniforms For Sale

2:05 PM

CYa

user202362

@UniformsForSale yeah I know chinese

Uniforms For Sale

@chmod711telkitty 很好！

user259867

2:26 PM

> So why must we have a native app? EXECUTIVE: kapow-pow-pow ba-boom Those are just nois… EXECUTIVE: pewpewpew neeeeerrrrrooww bosh bzzzzt -- Jake Archibald at 6:41 AM - 1 Sep 2015 via Twitter

user259867

And so, SE apps were born.

user259867

Can't find it now, but someone complained that !!/report does not allow for inclusion of reason. A workaround is to add the reason after !!/report without whitespace:

user259867

!!/report-spam-or-something travel.stackexchange.com/questions/54078

SmokeDetector

@NormalHuman Could not find data for this post in the API. Check whether the post is not deleted yet.

user259867

Yup, it is.

Undo

2:32 PM

Tempted to give @NormalHuman my credentials so he can get me a low Hardware Recs ID :P

What time do they usually launch sites, again?

All the Area 51 things say 19:00:00Z, which is suspiciously round

user259867

@Undo Depends on how much fun Anna Lear had the night before.

user259867

6

A: Area 51 shows incorrect time of private beta start

Area 51 sets a fixed time largely for historical reasons. Note that it's never actually been accurate - even when sites launched around 19:00 UTC, launches are a manual process and are never precise. (Come to think of it, it also doesn't account for daylight savings - launches used to be timed to...

Undo

> These days we try to launch closer to morning Eastern time

YAY

I have to leave around 12:00 Eastern

user259867

status-still-in-Memphis

user259867

watch curl http://area51.stackexchange.com/?tab=beta

SmokeDetector

2:37 PM

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GIVE IMAGE BUTTON TO ACTION BAR NOT WORKING by MANI SELVAN on stackoverflow.com

user259867

Eh, that doesn't work that well.

user259867

If one could be sure that the url will be hardwarerecs...

Undo

Surely

Unless they go with hardware, which I doubt

Why not just watch area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/65287/… for changes?

(gtg cya)

user259867

Too much markup on top, the key part does not fit on the screen in watch mode.

user259867

Current status: watch -n 60 curl http://hardwarerecs.stackexchange.com/

user259867

2:43 PM

The title has "Site not found"...

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