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12:15 AM
@bjb568 And... I care about that?
It's a series of related inputs, each put into categories.
Not data per-se, but still quite a good use of a table.
Give me the complete source, I'll show you how to code properly.
!xkcd search real programmers
fine xkcdbot.
Real programmers set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want.
@bjb568 Do you have an SSL certificate already?
@Roombatron5000 done
12:43 AM
Shouldn't have asked on a weekend
Heh, I know @bjb's first name now.
Yeah, great.
Oh, from the cert?
@hichris123 bruno?
I don't remember if I even put mine on there :p
12:47 AM
@hichris123 he doesn't act like a brian, i don't believe that, must be a ploy name
A: Looking for a simple way to provide functionality very similar to fmylife.com/

TheOneSome inspiration: http://mymissedopportunities.com/

0/10 ¬ would inspire again
@bjb568 is it only me, or it's 404?
Domain redirects for me.
@AndrewT. Doesn't load for me
Looks like I missed the opportunity to see it...
12:57 AM
@KevinBrown looks like you missed an opportunity
1:17 AM
!bjb Is this what death feels like
!bjb doesn't work when you need it.
I moved to new house, that computer isn't hooked up.
1:34 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Is there a word that means "to hate beauty"? by sibibidf on english.stackexchange.com
Just got a wildly obscure programming issue resolved on StackOverflow. Continuously amazed at that community.
Wait wait wait... someone actually was happy with SO?
What are we doing wrong?
wait why wasn't that posted in here.
@hichris123 Of course
oh wait, it was. :P
@hichris123 correlation doesn't imply causation
1:43 AM
clicks link from tavern
Smokey looks too much like a unicorn.
ooh, this looks kewl
posts finding in tavern
btw, he said "amazed" not "happy"
Amazed implies happiness, @Braiam.
@hichris123 he is… ?
1:45 AM
No, he (she?) is a bot.
Not a unicorn.
@hichris123 gone
@KevinBrown Look who finally showed up.
How've you been, @Kevin?
2:01 AM
Dumb jokes:
1. Two men walked into a bar. The other one ducked
^^That one is the worst cuz everyone already heard it
2. A blind man walks into a bar
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra
@hichris123 [citation-needed]
@Frank They're chuckle-worthy.
How does my potatoUI look?
-1. Doesn't look like potato.
Anyway, by "potatoUI", did you mean the overall design?... or the layout?.. or?
2:17 AM
Just any complaints that come into mind.
Preferably ¬ about the overall color scheme tho, Malcolm complains about that enough.
For "Parent ID", is the number in the front of the tag name the tag ID?
If it's, is the list sorted by tag ID or alphabetically? Or how is it sorted?
IDs are the number, I'll add sorting/searching later.
What happens if you click DOM as parent link?
The "none" textnode? Nothing.
I meant, DOMParser's parent, which is DOM (it's a link, right?)
2:24 AM
Oh, it links to #1.
ie, location.href is localhost/qa/tags#1
I assume it will be highlighted also (maybe that's just me.. nvm)
@AndrewT. Yes, that's part of the global CSS, a flash of orange
Then, suppose there are 1000+ tags, I believe there's pagination. Will the navigation on that page using AJAX/IFrame? (i.e. searching, and also clicking the parent) not sure about this if using anchor in link.
2:43 AM
Text tags? How . . . quaint.
Try a realtime incoming stream of ISo-8825 ASN.1 BER-TLV data objects with dynamic tags. Which, of course, are binary. And you need to proceed bit by bit — literally.
Those are limited it size, but in general, ASN.1 lengths can require bignums.
Or at least, their integers can. Sometimes reality gets in the way.
3:14 AM
Pinky and the Brain brain brain brain, brain brain brain brain
3:34 AM
@SmokeDetector fpu
@AndrewT. Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
@SmokeDetector tpu-member for 19 days :/
And so, Monday begins...
4:13 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Efficiently stores new learned info? by summoyery on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-good morning
4:54 AM
@James Huh? I've been summoned?
I just noticed you lefft
nothing sinister
Watched movie
Was it appropriately patriotic for the Memorial Day weekend?
@SmokeDetector fp-
@Yes no
5:10 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: http://growxlsite.com/superior-muscle-x-review/ by colenjam on askubuntu.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
5:23 AM
@Roombatron5000 is now #1 in downvotes on Stack Overflow. Congratulations!
Well, he doesn't have that name for show
Time to celebrate by changing the name to something that says #1
Next target: catch up with Community who has 535,243 downvotes.
Yeah, I don't think this is possible, with Community claiming all the automatic downvotes from spam, abusive, and VLQ flags.
On Math, I have a shot at overtaking Community: it cast 25,010 downvotes, not far from my 22,473.
5:32 AM
who's #1 in receiving downvotes?
@JanDvorak Have to look up, but I remember that #2 is Jon Skeet.
Top 5 in receiving downvotes: S.Lott, Jon Skeet, Your Common Sense, Darin Dimitrov, CommonsWare. Source: data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/232037/…
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Walking For Weight Loss by carlk elley on superuser.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
And so it begins.
5:36 AM
The query helpfully gives the % too, by which YCS's lead is unquestionable. 15% of all votes received are down.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Best Weight Loss Product by markgagni on drupal.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
Shoot them all; the devil will know his own.
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Discover outlining imply that my whole by binha srh6 on superuser.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-offensive spam
5:48 AM
> You cannot flag a message more than 15 days old; if necessary, request moderator attention instead
Ugh, that sucks
What message?
How is cross-posting a question link spam/offensive?
@JanDvorak It's spam because it's blatant self promotion. See "/help/promotion".
Otherwise known as how not to be a spammer.
5:52 AM
does that apply to questions?
It applies to anything.
Oh well, at least I can trash them out of my room with the awesome move message feature, which is not limited by time.
@Unihedron wth?
You can still flag for moderator attention
After having no feedback or action (I observed for an entire week) on three spamming users and two abundant rooms that are totally off topic, I've given up hope on mod flagging in chat rooms.
That surely depends on the room.
5:57 AM
I also don't expect a moderator to naturally know the standards of each room.
Also, I have always had good luck and fast.
I have an inherent bad luck.
@Unihedron neither do 10ks
But I only modflag egregious stuff.
I probably decline 90% of offensive flags.
@tchrist The time it takes to write a reason to fill out that flag would be enough to raise it to attention of 10ks.
5:59 AM
@tchrist do you mean chat offensive flags?
And what is a 10k user supposed to do to the pathetic spammer you pointed out?
@JanDvorak Yes.
I'd expect that by now the pathetic spammer would be on everyone's ignore list in that room, which largely solves the problem.
It's annoying, not offensive.
@Yes It's spam.
Spam must die. :P
6:02 AM
It is relevant
A link to a non-spam question on SE site is not spam.
as for usefulness, noone coming for help is useful to the room
@Yes Exists only to promote a product or service thread, does not disclose the author's affiliation.
Also, is not useful or relevant.
sure does disclose the author's affiliation
6:04 AM
@LynnCrumbling gone
@LynnCrumbling gone-
@JanDvorak Having similar avatars does not count.
@Unihedron sure does
6:05 AM
@JanDvorak For some definitions of disclosing which misses its real definition, I guess.
@Unihedron I again encourage Charlie Stross's Rule 34 -- or at least its solution to the spam problem.
How do you expect them to disclose an affiliation? Post two separate messages, one of which only fulfills a formal requirement noone knows exists?
@ProgramFOX might want to have smokey watch for Rackons.com?
@LynnCrumbling good idea, going to add
@Unihedron Now look at what you've done, the latest three chat flags
6:07 AM
time for bed... 'night all.
@JanDvorak pic plz
6:08 AM
Why does Drupal have so many spammers?
@michaelpri reasons
@Yes I accidentally clicked on the link... leads to 404
Someone was consciously downvoting the spam on Drupal.SE =/ (-6 and not gone)
makes me wonder if the spammers are doing it wrong this entire time
@AndrewT. It was gone at -7, not that bad for Drupal.
6:11 AM
@tchrist Linking to pages that doesn't exist...
Q: Can anyone explain why Drupal Answers attracts more spam than any other SE site?

nicaelI am dying to know it. Maybe something in its name or logo...

nicael forgot to tag the question as , which is an active tag on their meta.
@michaelpri Because of all its overweight denizens with bad skin and erectile malfunction.
@tchrist Oh yeah, everyone knows that Drupal users are always like that ;)
It's the droopy thing that gives away all three.
6:13 AM
Drupal.org also gets lots of spam
That, and drag races.
Maybe that's just rupaul.org.
> just learned the worst way possible that my local dominos closes at 2 on sundays, not 3. -- Kasmanian Devil at 11:11 PM - 24 May 2015 via Twitter
Poor Kasra :'(
6:16 AM
Somebody forgot to save enough daylight.
plops down more batteries
And now Kasra decided he's had it with NYC...
> Considering moving back to the west coast. Don't want to have to drive, and want lower than NYC rent. Are Seattle/Portland my only options? -- Kasmanian Devil at 10:38 AM - 24 May 2015 via Twitter
Sooo SE employees' twitters are the new celebrity digests?
6:18 AM
Beats reading spam.
You cannot drive to Juneau.
No more than you can drive to Honolulu.
(disclosure: I like Weird Al)
@JanDvorak Me too!
6:20 AM
That would solve the driving problem.
Ah, I was just about to flag as spam for not disclosing affinity for Weird Al.
You could live on an Amish farm and only take the buggy out for Sunday drives to church. Best exercise the horses more often though.
So many easy solutions to easy problems.
Anybody run the plagiarism queries lately?
Maybe cupcake did.
I guess I'll have to amend everything with disclosures (disclosure: I know this disclosure is doubly recursive - and that I've used the word "disclosure" three times)
latest updates: John's non-spam invalidated, non-spam flagged by Unihedron sitting at 6 flags each. (disclosure: didn't flag or counterflag)
6:29 AM
@JanDvorak the "non-spam" part is only your opinion :)
how apropos
@SmokeDetector fp-
@SmokeDetector delete- dupe
yo smokey is slow
Smokey recognizes delete, not del... and there's no confirmation for that anyway.
6:31 AM
@SmokeDetector delete
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: SPARTAGEN XT Awesome Tips For Building Muscle Fast by JuliFeus2 on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-SPAM
@SmokeDetector tpu-naa
@SmokeDetector This might be an answer, actually.
6:41 AM
Although with that username, unlikely.
@Yes I almost looked up "Runaway", but the username...
The question itself is ... weird
Movie identification questions are like that...
^ was a little too weird, and got deleted
6:53 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website, repeating characters in body: What is brine problem by Merry Jon on drupal.stackexchange.com
nice try, might have passed on chem.se (disclosure: personal opinion)
@SmokeDetector fp-
What is herobrine problem?
@SmokeDetector tpu
7:02 AM
@michaelpri Blacklisted user.
Ugh, I can't judge if it's a spam attempt or not... android.stackexchange.com/a/110269/44325
@AndrewT. I flagged it as spam. Your user avatar image is awesome BTW !
Ok, flagged.
@JonasCz it's StackEgg
7:19 AM
@sha - don't take it wrong... but shouldn't I have been at least present to accomplish the break? -_- I fear that the honor will go to someone else.
@spa hi
hey @SPArchaeologist
flower hi ! @rene :D
7:27 AM
blacklist candidate imonitorsoft.com
after patents now on SU superuser.com/a/919129/172747
@maveň hi
@SPArchaeologist can I have access to your sugarcube, I miss sweety ~
7:37 AM
blacklist candidate analec.com
@maveň .... well, actually... the bot isn't called Sweetie anymore
@SPArchaeologist name changed but why :(
@maveň Long story short, a friend made me notice that SweetieBot is also the name of a character in a parody of mlp that I don't really like, so now the bot is called Derpy
@SPArchaeologist :) (Y)
@bummi both added
7:40 AM
thank you
Anyway, if you want to play Connect4 try sending the bot the message "@DerpyBot Would you like to play connect4?"
does it play chess?
@JanDvorak nope
8:03 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: PKI vendors in Indonesia and Philippines by Adel Wang on security.stackexchange.com
Hmm, is that low quality? on-topic?
I don''t hope this can be on topic
Yeah, flagged and left a comment
@SmokeDetector ignore
@ProgramFOX Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: 라이브카지노\\【 YOU774。com 】\\라이브카지노 by kimcham on ham.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu
@bummi Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
smells as bamwar.com
8:36 AM
@SmokeDetector gone
@James at least the questions need to be closed
@SmokeDetector I..... was very surprised when reading the title, since "PKI" may give different meaning in Indonesia... but it'd make nonsense question though.
blacklist candidate dermaessencecreamblog.com
@James Looking only at the answer, at first I gave a benefit of doubt. But after reading the question, I decided to flag it as spam...
@SmokeDetector tpu-
8:50 AM
@SmokeDetector and I almost clicked the link due to sudden SE ads appeared...
@SmokeDetector tpu-
blacklist candidate facebook.com/appmoney.mobi
blacklist candidate facebook.com
@MRS1367 Access granted. Maven said you had something to ask me?
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: 7 Tips To Gain Muscle Fast by coryl ewis on superuser.com
SPAM wave on HAM.SE
if only HAM actually meant ham
nvm this joke sucks.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: What's Essential For Gainers To Build Muscle? by Martha Hauk on drupal.stackexchange.com
next will be astronomy
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Can't access internet in kali virtualbox by Emily Ann on superuser.com
9:27 AM
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@SmokeDetector tpu-
@Unihedron you would have a greater luck with the "wave" part of "spam wave"
@Unihedron rejected by OP
a real TPU
9:30 AM
@JanDvorak ノシ
@Unihedron upvote all my posts on SU first so I get 2K
@rene and some suspensions for you both ;)
@rene You only have three posts.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Stimule le métabolisme et l'énergie by Alien Warren on meta.stackexchange.com
@SmokeDetector tpu-
needs translation
9:33 AM
@Unihedron well, this room can help out ... (if they ignore @bummi)
@rene +15 * ??? = 2000 - 101
@rene I'm already ignored today, at least my cv-pls
someone should cuss the pple out on here who downvote advice just to downvote because they think they're better than everyone. they do it all the time. its just a passive aggressive way to show they're mr tough computer guy. It's moronic — Emily Ann 38 secs ago
^ offensive
@bummi hmm, did I miss a cv-pls from you?
@bummi I un-ignored you ;)
@rene ups, what made me an ignored person?
Nothing really, it was more my fault, I didn't keep an eye on the room to get all your cv-pls requests
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Game.EXE Bad Image Error by Moonspell on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, phone number detected: Gmail Support Number:##1-844-202-5571## Phone Number for Gmail| by Jerry Roger on stackoverflow.com
9:56 AM
@SmokeDetector ignore, "SpyHunter"
@ProgramFOX Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@ProgramFOX Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: Call to undefined method MyApp::findSubscriber() by Ravi Namdev on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Both Health Insurance Nc Hmos And Ppos Offer Excellent by branna nmyrna on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: This astonishing weight losing answer? by RelinJuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
what is happening!! how much spam in a few mins!
10:25 AM
@InfiniteRecursion I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ ^
So much spam, so little baba
no more black magic for us.
@SmokeDetector tpu
@Mooseman Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
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