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user202362
12:22 AM
@bjb568 lemme know when you find a good adblock for your iphone, especially for youtube
 
I'm using purify now, dunno how well it works for youtube.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Google Map not working on my site by Aman on stackoverflow.com
 
reads thru statistics practice test
saw word "litters"
thot was a weird stat vocab thing
was talking about rats
 
user163250
sd why
 
@Cupcake [:4037151] Body - Position 170-174: porn
 
user163250
12:35 AM
sd fp
 
@Cupcake [:4037160] That message is not a report.
 
user163250
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@Cupcake Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
user163250
"I am trying to add it near to 'Click to request' (using searchbox option) and i am developing site using PHP. I dont know what is the problem ?"
 
user163250
So tempted to leave a comment saying that his problem is PHP, but I shall restrain myself :P
 
user163250
 
user163250
OMG someone edits out a NSFW link, the OP apologizes....and then adds it right back in! LOL <facepalm>
 
12:50 AM
how does he have email of john@gmail.com? was in the top 50 gmail users?
very suspicious question
 
user163250
Maybe he doesn't own that email, maybe he's just using it as a test login?
 
i c
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PLEASE DO THIS ASSIGNMENT IN JAVA by user5399615 on stackoverflow.com
 
user163250
@CRABOLO your suspicions might be valid though, it might actually be a clever spammer who's fooling all of us into letting him post a link to a NSFW site.
 
user163250
@SmokeDetector <facepalm>
 
1:00 AM
Morning
 
user163250
Konichiwa!
 
user163250
Oops
 
user163250
I mean, Ohayo!
 
user163250
Or perhaps, Ohio!
 
WHY OH WHY OH WHYO, WHY DID I EVER LEAVE OHIO?
 
user163250
1:05 AM
@JamesENL <giggle>
 
I spy with my kitteh eyes a porblem
 
user163250
Send a pull request and fix it. Kidding, kidding...
 
@bjb568 Your name is Jerome???
 
user202362
Am I the only one find news nowadays seem to be repetitive? Another mass shooting, another sinkhole, then I saw this:
 
user202362
 
user202362
1:12 AM
totally made my day ...
 
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@JamesENL that's my teacher…
@chmod711telkitty news is crap
but the politics is good horror-style narrative fiction
 
@bjb568 And he just accidentally has your initials, uh-huh.
 
bjb != jb…
JB will always expand to janitor boy in my mind, what was it some animorphs thing or something with that
nah, not animorphs, but JB was some futuristic guy that helped hero teens save the world or something
 
1:42 AM
"b" could be many things, boy.
 
:(
 
Is that SO?
is too lazy to look
 
@tchrist yeah
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Initial administrator log in to horde by goddog on superuser.com
 
@Undo worth giving just in time "you can spam flag!" popup?
 
1:45 AM
Or automatically convert to spam flag, if not yet casted
 
user202362
wtf, my car insurer sent me an email to notify me that my car insurance is due for renew ... on 10 Dec 2015, which is more than 2 months away
 
Better early than late with insurance!
 
> I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it is blatant spam. And poorly written to boot.
Only on ELU. :)
 
1:46 AM
@chmod711telkitty hahahahahaha , flag as spam
 
We need some kind of spammer education thing in the help center or something…
Safari is snappy on 6s plus :D
 
113
Q: We need to improve the quality of our spam!

UndoRecently, I've noticed a downhill effect in the quality of spam posted on Stack Exchange websites. Take this as an example (found on Space.SE): There are a great many things wrong with this artifact: There is not one capitalized letter in the entire post. (-1 grammar point.) The only pun...

 
:D
Ooh, I'll try apple pay tomorrow at panera.
 
Wait, that has to be wrong.
There are two "3 ... spam" line that look identical to my droopy eye.
 
uh oh... null character
 
1:49 AM
@tchrist Analytics data?
 
@DragonLordtheFiery 90-day close stats.
 
@DragonLordtheFiery no, 10k close tab. Link at the bottom
 
Huh. Never paid attention to this feature in the 10k tools.
 
@AndrewT. No, seem to be identical.
Is that a 10k priv? I have no idea.
Or rather, I forgot.
It might be 15k.
81
Q: New 10K tool: question close statistics

Shog9Two years ago, we rolled out some significant changes to closing, along with a massive number of changes behind the scenes to clean up the supporting logic that had grown crufty over the years. As with many ambitious projects, this one quickly pushed the limits of its 6–8 week implementation sche...

 
@Undo then it would just be called advertising instead of spam
 
1:52 AM
@CRABOLO unwanted advertising == spam
 
Aye.
 
I used to be able to say 'undisclosed promotion == spam', but then I realized that we don't want some of the disclosed promotion
 
Correct.
The official verbiage is still undisclosed, but screw the spamvertisers: we know evil when we see it.
3
 
ur soh modahn with yer grammarz!
 
i remember someone found a spam here b4 that was like this, i tried using sede to search for others but couldn't get it right
sql like '_' is 1 character but think blocked in sede
 
user163250
2:07 AM
@tchrist the things you miss when you become a digital hermit for a year...
 
> Two years ago, we rolled out some significant changes to closing, along with a massive number of changes behind the scenes to clean up the supporting magic that had grown crufty over the years.
Smokey's gonna get fat and lazy without sinospam to work on.
 
@tchrist sinospam?
 
2:22 AM
@Undo More mellifluous than hanspam, don't you think?
Goodness I hope I haven't said something I shouldn't've.
 
user202362
@CRABOLO it's actually asking for the permission to spam, because the email is titled 'your renewal is approaching - switch to email'
 
user202362
Make the switch to email for your insurance documents in 2 easy steps.

Step 1 - Click on the button below
Step 2 - Confirm your email address and mobile number

Then we'll send your renewal notice for your Comprehensive Car Insurance policy MOT514669106 which is due on 10 December, 2015 and other insurance documents to your chosen email address.
 
user202362
Yeah right, like I would fall for that. Once you give permission for some organization to spam you, you would get 3x more than what you have asked for, even after you pressed that'unsubscribe' button.
 
They are on public holiday until Saturday. Expect sinospam on Sunday...
 
user163250
31
A: How to securely send private keys

Deer Hunter TL;DR: private keys are called private for a reason. You can secure private keys by not transmitting them at all. If you have shell access to the server they are used at, you simply generate them in situ. If the target device is too weak/underpowered to generate the keys, it is also too ...

 
user163250
2:35 AM
LOL
 
user163250
<facepalm>
 
user202362
Oo, this is the kitchen of the new house I am building:
 
user202362
 
user163250
@chmod711telkitty cozy.
 
user163250
39
Q: Is password reuse a problem if the password is very strong?

chocolateI always read that using the same password on multiple sites is a risk. I'm wondering what is the real reason for this? In my case, I use the same password on multiple sites everywhere. My password is, however, very very strong and complicated and long that I saved in a text file and then copy f...

 
user163250
2:42 AM
TL;DR yes
 
user163250
There are many password managers/databases available today, there is no good reason to reuse the same password everywhere, no matter how secure you think that password is. KeePass is free (and I think it might be open source), while 1Password is a popular proprietary manager for both Windows and OS X (also iPhones). — Cupcake 31 secs ago
 
user163250
@mast lastpass lets you store all your passwords locally and syncs them across devices, without hitting a server. it's as secure as it can be. if you're not using a password manager, you're doing life wrong. — sgroves yesterday
 
user163250
"if you're not using a password manager, you're doing life wrong." lol
 
@Undo … it's … not
 
lol
 
2:44 AM
People don't even have to use the pass if they don't want to, there's nothing stopping them.
 
user202362
I am extra slow, probably I should stop being a perfectionist being a newbie the way I am.
 
user202362
@Cupcake Thanks :)
 
RFC1149 - the only way for messages to fly securly — WernerCD yesterday
:D
@chmod711telkitty nice electrical sockets…
 
user202362
Trying to build a house of reasonable quality without forking out too much cash, consider the area probably would be rezoned in the next 5 - 10 years and I could sell the land for 50+% above market value but the house would be demolished then. I am so attached to the house I personally build, I am not looking for that to happen, like ever. Even if I could sell it at 200% of the normal price.
 
regeeeeeeeex!
 
user202362
2:52 AM
@bjb568 got mask tap around it :p
 
user202362
 
user163250
17
Q: A real sausage fest

sweerpotatoSince the first weekend of October is drawing near, let's have our own Oktoberfest! Background You and some other programmers have been hired by the local sausage guys in Munich, Germany. The sausage guys provide Oktoberfest with all the sausages the giant Volksfest needs. You manage to overhea...

 
user163250
The title choice is unfortunate, lol
 
user163250
25
Q: Laptop Anti-Theft Measures

Mike HA law firm I've been in contact with has recently been broken into 3 times in the past 4 months. In spite of a number of laptops and other equipment containing sensitive information being stolen, the tech support company occasionally doing work for them has done nothing to safeguard against futur...

 
user163250
"However due to a lack of documentation on the stolen items, there are no serial numbers or additional helpful information on the missing devices besides make and model, so recovery seems a dead end but at the least they're aware of the incidents."
 
user163250
2:55 AM
IT support fail.
 
user163250
If not for security, then at least for financial auditing.
 
@chmod711telkitty oh, that's why it looked so bad
 
3:13 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: I lost my old village in coc how should I get it bck by arohanlimbu on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
sd fp
 
@Cupcake [:4037450] Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
My skewl is having a fundraiser where like everything is public.
A teacher donated $25.
Like, does she want to get paid less or something? :p
 
user163250
@bjb568 I don't follow.
 
3:22 AM
@Cupcake The fundraiser is aimed at parents who can help subsidize school costs. A teacher gets paid by the school, so donating back to it is just decreasing the salary.
 
user202362
3:35 AM
 
user202362
As of today, masking tap off ...
 
Looks liveinable.
Night!
 
user202362
4:13 AM
Night 😴
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, korean character in title: BamWar7.coMⰀ부평오피ꂻ강남건마∈강남오피ꊥ부천오피♠밤워 ⤩ by Marc Itsme on gis.stackexchange.com
 
Yes... Chinese people are having public holidays, but not Korean...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, korean character in title: ꂽ일산오피ꊧ강남오피●BamWar7.coM୰⤫수원오피밤워 ⤫강남건마Ⰲ by itsmemarc on gis.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
4:29 AM
2tpu
 
user163250
sd 2tpu
 
1. [:4037493] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
2. [:4037486] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
4:39 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, korean character in title: BamWar7.coM 부산오피ꃁ강남건마♨밤워 ꊫ대전오피♨강남오피 by Marc Itsme on gis.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
sd fpu
 
@Cupcake [:4037501] Registered question as false positive, whitelisted user and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: PHP Array Declaration by georg horish on stackoverflow.com
 
user163250
sd fpu
 
@Cupcake [:4037506] Registered answer as false positive and whitelisted user.
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Cogniflex allowed arrangement by hozai on meta.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
5:02 AM
sd tpu-
 
If bounty is not awarded manually withing grace period then system will award half of bounty to highest voted answer. But if there are more than one answer of highest voted but equal then to whom system award bounty?
For instance Why system award bounty to hinduism.stackexchange.com/a/8710/277 ?
 
user163250
@Pandya I don't know, ask on meta.stackexchange.com
 
And not to hinduism.stackexchange.com/a/8788/277 or hinduism.stackexchange.com/a/8478/277? In-spite of Equal votes : two vote-ups
 
user163250
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
5:16 AM
@Cupcake Blacklisted user.
 
user163250
@SmokeDetector why
 
@Cupcake Title - Position 43-58: Online Training
 
@Cupcake it's a spam, both links are pointing at the same place and I've seen other spam for the same place
 
user163250
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@Cupcake Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: What is the password to the diamond temple? by Ashley Thomas on puzzling.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
5:22 AM
sd tpu
 
@Cupcake [:4037530] Blacklisted user.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: love vashikaran specialist babaji +91-9929 415910 by panditxpsharma001 on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
sd tpu
 
@Cupcake [:4037534] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector sd gone
@SmokeDetector gone
Hi
School ends early today
 
user163250
Party?
 
5:34 AM
No
Exams
That's what happened to the school computer
 
user163250
Fun.
 
Teacher raged
 
> If two or more eligible answers have the same score (if their scores are tied), the oldest answer is awarded the bounty. -- meta.stackexchange.com/questions/16065/…
wait, that doesn't make sense in this case
 
user202362
'In his very fine speech this morning, full of sorrow and frustration, President Obama made a mistake: Australia is not like the United States. We decided not to be.

We decided to grow up instead and become a more reasonable, rational society that explicitly values human life and prefers to think the best of people, rather than the worst.' - lol @ [this journalist](http://m.smh.com.au/business/comment-and-analysis/president-obama-was-wrong-australia-is-not-like-the-us-20151002-gjztja.html)
 
5:45 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: They are supported by 300 other families by sdfsdgsdg on superuser.com
 
@Pandya seems you posted a bounty after Sai's answer, that makes Sai's answer not eligible for bounty reward, making Nithin's answer "the oldest" (after bounty)
Yep, you posted a bounty on 24 Sept, only answers after that is eligible for bounty
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in body: Best Online ORACLE SOA Training by Athulya Reddy on stackoverflow.com
 
6:00 AM
Lol
sd tpu-
My mac is out of space after downloading android
Unzip failed: No space left on device
Downloading Android Support Library, revision 23.0.1
URL not found: /Users/edward/Library/Android/sdk/temp/support_r23.0.1.zip (No space left on device)
Done. 6 packages installed.
Done loading packages.
Available :	50.8 MB (50,774,016 Bytes)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: ----P O W E R F U L L----7073347120 MUSlim ASTRology IN New Delhi by hrsthrhsar on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
sd tpu
 
@Cupcake [:4037575] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Valid JSON But can't parse it in my javascript by Nisthar on stackoverflow.com
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4037578] Body - Position 20255-20264: MALE PERF
 
6:05 AM
.. wat
lo
sd fp-
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [:4037580] That message is not a report.
 
@SmokeDetector fp
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
user163250
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica um, are you sure that's a false positive?
 
Should be right?
 
user163250
6:06 AM
> BUILD MUSCLE AND STRENGTH OR YOUR MONEY BACK! When Taken With A Good Workout Plan, Sheer Strength NO2 Is GUARANTEED To Increase Muscle Growth And Strength Or Your Money Back!
 
user163250
That was only a snippet.
 
user163250
The whole thing is too big to paste in chat.
 
user163250
It's hidden in the JSON object in the code.
 
user163250
If it's spam, it's damn subtle.
 
user163250
6:07 AM
Well, sneaky, if not subtle.
 
Some hidden spam?
 
user163250
That's my first impression, but I could be wrong.
 
@SmokeDetector tp
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
Just tp it for now
Flagged:
> Seems like a valid question but the JSON contains spammy-ish text that could be sneaky spam hidden inside
 
user163250
6:10 AM
> BOOST MALE PERFORMANCE: Because Sheer Strength NO2 Increases Blood Flow To The Muscles, It Gives You A Blood Flow Post To \"Other\" Areas Of The Body As Well. The Ladies Will Notice - Trust Us, You'll Feel It.
 
user163250
LOL
 
user163250
You mean...it will boost blood flow to my... brain?!?!
 
user163250
WOW!
 
user163250
Gawd this markdown parser is so picky about punctuation :P
 
cel
Is there some kind to access the review results?
 
6:13 AM
Think you must be 10k
 
cel
even my own?
 
Dunno about that
Never really reviewed before
 
user163250
@cel what review results?
 
Hey @NukesPlus
 
hi @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
 
6:15 AM
Absolutely no space:
 
cel
I would like to create statistics on my triage results.
 
> Available : 489.5 MB (489,508,864 Bytes)
 
user163250
@cel hold on...
 
user163250
 
6:16 AM
^
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Bicep exercises any other body by sandrabullard7 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
cel
Yes, but I would need more information: I would like to create a statistic on what I voted vs. what others voted
 
user163250
@cel let me see...
 
DAMMIT
rm $(find . | grep android)
-bash: /bin/rm: Argument list too long
Done
rm -rf $(find . | grep android | head -n 1000)
 
user163250
6:20 AM
@cel you mean like this?
 
Boom
for i in {1..1000}
> do
> rm -rf $(find . | grep android | head -n 1000)
> done
 
cel
Am I allowed to write a script that systematically checks my reviews?
 
user163250
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica I feel like that's the classic way to solve an "Argument list too long" error in Bash.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in username, phone number detected in title: ღno.1 Astrologer ღ ℓØⱴέ ღღ⓽⓵-9413885299 Love Problem solution in Brazil by Sk Babaji on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
6:22 AM
@cel at this point, you might as well try asking on MSE instead, you'll probably get better help, I'm just some dumb nobody lol
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, blacklisted website in title, url-only title: http://musclebuildingproducts.info/adderin/ by eva_green on askubuntu.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title, phone number detected in title: 【《+91-8094945424》】 Black magic specialist babaji In poland romania by Mohit Ji on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
sd tpu-
 
6:27 AM
...
sd tpu-
Casts black magic spell on fake spammy black magicians
So many tabs running that
 
cel
Am I the only one who is disturbed by the 4% battery :D
 
No
It's charging now
 
@cel I believe you're free to use any provided data from SE for your personal use, as long as it doesn't break/disturb SE environment
 
Yay
> Available : 15.44 GB (15,443,509,248 Bytes)
Finally
So... 15GB of android stuff
 
6:49 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Computer slows when battery is low by Paul Donovan on apple.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
sd tpu-
 
user163250
LOL
 
user163250
Does spoiler markdown work here?
 
user163250
Test:
!This is a spoiler.
 
user163250
! This is a spoiler.
 
user163250
6:53 AM
<sigh>
 
user163250
 
user163250
<eye-roll>
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: What Power Supply Should I Buy? by Obsessed913 on superuser.com
 
user163250
6:57 AM
No.
 
user163250
Just a crappy question.
 
user163250
sd fp
 
@Cupcake [:4037684] Registered question as false positive and added title to Bayesian doctype 'good'.
 
@Cupcake superuser?
 
user163250
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica No.
 
user163250
6:58 AM
-4
Q: What's wrong with my question?

user3633270Seriously, I want the answer for it. Its here. What's wrong with my question. If someone down votes, it demotivates others from looking into my question. So I'll never get my question answered! But I just want it answered!

 
Then?
Serverfault?
Oh
MSO
Hi @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
 
user163250
sd tpu
 
@Cupcake [:4037702] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
@SmokeDetector sd gone
@SmokeDetector gone
 
7:06 AM
@Cupcake But he wants it answered! What's the point of downvotes! He loves exclamation marks even more! Help! Please! k! thx! bai!
 
user163250
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M don't even get me started :P
 
Gets @Cupcake started
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Precious CelloPlex Anti Aging Cream assessment by Saira Sam on superuser.com
 
user163250
sd tpu-
 
7:10 AM
!calc 0/0
!bjb is working?
 
iz werking? [translated]
 
!bjb calc 0/0
 
calc 0/0 [translated]
 
!comp 0/0
 
(undefined)
 
7:12 AM
in Shadow's Den, 36 secs ago, by United States Of America
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica eval('0/0') is invalid!
 
!calc 2*2
 
....heh heh
!comp nearest school
 
Rockdale Academy Elementary School (0.5 miles NE)
 
An SQL query walked into a bar. He joined two tables.
2
 
The other one dropped the table...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: How to implemented nested list in XSLT? by Bizrus On Line on stackoverflow.com
 
!!/test mysms
 
> Would not be caught for title, body and username.
 
Oh whoops
Thought the smokey report was a NAA
Just a badly formatted answer
 
7:23 AM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica It's an NAA, no?
 
Doesn't seem like it
But might need some context
 
7:38 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body, pattern-matching website in body: Body Fitness: Putting It First Into Your Lives by trenwhal on meta.stackexchange.com
 
I think it's NAA. The question was about XSLT code. (already flagged it as NAA though)
 
user163250
So apparently SQL Server doesn't have an import tool that will populate a table from an xml file?
 
user163250
That's a little absurd, since it will take a CSV file no problem.
 
@Cupcake Either msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms191184.aspx, or I don't have a clue about the article
 
user163250
7:48 AM
@AndrewT. I already looked at that, it looked like it was describing how to import xml into a column of a table, not create an entire table from the xml...unless I misunderstood it.
 
user163250
It's not a big deal, I can just convert the xml to a csv, but I'm just annoyed that I have to do it at all :P
 
user163250
There ought to be a built-in tool to do that for me.
 
8:06 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HOW TO PROVE P⋀(Q⋁R)=(P⋀Q)⋁(P⋀R) by user276133 on math.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Video Yahoo Tao will likewise by user306621 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector gone
 
8:28 AM
104	posts marked spam
103	deemed helpful
1	declined
Wat I have 1 declined spam flag?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, link at end of body: You want to make sure the service or by user306623 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
user163250
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