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4:00 PM
@ProgramFOX I literally meant your audio drivers, not the computer's :P
@DroidDev That's the same anyway.
How about a FR to control the balance of each ping for each room you're in?
scratches his head again
WHAT? did you say FR?
Nah, I just have too many tabs open so I couldn't see which tab had a "1*".
4:03 PM
@DroidDev feature request?
@rene Oh, in that case, why not? As long as I don't have to implement it myself...
@ProgramFOX You should use my chat client built upon JCE when it's done, it will take care of that.
@Unihedro Only if you implement the graphics for the hats in the client.
@ProgramFOX Hats!
@Unihedro "when it's done" get back to work, now!
4:06 PM
@Braiam Hats!
sequestrates all of Uni's hats so he can work
@JanDvorak ಠ_ಠ
@ProgramFOX Noted for future discussions.
4:11 PM
17 000 helpful flags from running the bot operation :O
@Unihedro I used to flag that much without a bot
@bluefeet yes, you deserve respect
respects @bluefeet and doesn't ping them randomly
@Unihedro or the nut house
^ my new home
4:17 PM
wonders where the squirrel is going to live now
@Unihedro so no need for me to flag anymore :(
@bummi they were on comments though
@bummi Definitely not true. This was only on comments, not questions/answers
You type to fast @Unihedro
Thank you :)
with the mass you will need a modbot too for declining/marking helpful?
4:20 PM
50 mins ago, by ProgramFOX
Q: Can a machine be taught to flag comments automatically?

AndyTL;DR: Yes it can. Background On June 27, 2014 Skynet awoke. It looked at Stack Overflow and thought "Why are all these people being so chatty and talking about obsolete things? I should nuke them all!" Fortunately, Skynet was a baby and only had access to my 100 comment flags a day. Prior ...

or you can make a sockpuppet flag ring if you really want to go land-rover...
Delete ALL the comments! - Actually, don't, just delete all the high rep users.
Now, Spanish final! Oh noes… Plz no hardz
Good luck! @bjb
@bjb568 Just draw a big waffle on your paper and write "The answer is behind the waffle."
user list broken!
Did you break it with your code or did you ignore someone?
4:25 PM
@Unihedro I did nothing! Neither broke nor ignore
this is 125% zoom in firefox 30.0 on saucy salamandor
On an irrelevant note, why do you have a file called "misc" and a folder called "just for fun"?
That was because of hurry I was in to report
I am about to leave office
@Unihedro Though, just for fun contains all my meme collection :D
Chat is moderately broken with zoom, status-wont-fix. Even the new fancy profiles are. Official stance: SE does not support zoom.
nor firefox 30.0
this is for exact size, not zoomed
still broken
4:29 PM
blames the gravatar that can't be seen
@DroidDev refresh so you get Sam gravatar
blames caching
@Braiam problem remains after refresh
@DroidDev can you see Sam gravatar?
@Braiam nope, not before clicking it
4:31 PM
still blames it
@Braiam do you see it?
ok, leaving for home, will see you guys on friday...
@SmokeDetector tpu
@ProgramFOX Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
Please ignore this test. No, really, ignore it. Don't you dare...
^ Not ignoring.
4:45 PM
Damn you
stares at Bart's test
wonders if this guy is related to Undo
duckduckgo.com has a tour!
Low Quality A (20.3%): fgdfdafdfddfsdsdsdfdfsdssdfsdfdfdsfdsdfdsaf, by user3821482, on stackoverflow.com.
5:00 PM
"You cannot remove an account here so all future input should be moved to blog posts I guess." ... this Neil really does not get how the site works, does he?
@Bart Some people just don't get it.
I still don't get what all the fuss what about, but well.
Q: If I click "an edit has been applied to this post", hatz disappear!

nicaelI just went to a question. It was edited and the banner saying that "an edit has been applied to this post, click to load" appeared. I clicked it and then the avatars of the editor and OP lost their hatz (until I reloaded the page of course). Same with answers. Halp? HALP!!!

Please repro it :D
5:16 PM
@nicael I believe the devs will be too lazy to fix it :P
@Unihedro Then... Make them!
Make me make them!
@Unihedro I already made you make them fix it. Don't make me make you make them do it once again :)
^ my brain just exploded
un-explodes your brain
5:23 PM
@Bart No, the same chameleon is sitting on the 93 avatars. Your lie has been caught.
5:34 PM
@Cerbrus change your profile image. I have chameleon on SO without creating any new account :) – Infinite Recursion 15 hours agouser3306356 yesterday
^ someone echoed my comment
Q: Wolverine - Claws

Curious_InquirerWhat would happen if Wolverine had to pick his nose and his claws expanded (I thought of the question while watching X-Men and picking my nose)?

@Sam what do you think, does this site have sense 4 humor? :)
Well, apparently we "hate fun". ;)
@Sam POB
5:48 PM
@Sam It would be a Marvel if he didn't hurt himself
@gunr2171 slow clap
: )
@gunr2171 hurry 4 an answer :)
I'd make that a comment if anything
@gunr2171 would be caught by uni :)
5:50 PM
what do you mean?
Uni, the comment hunter
@Sam Oh no, he is a Werewolf Hunter, see his hat ;)
Wait, what? StackBot again?
6:01 PM
@gunr2171 Uni loves flagging comments :P
Sep 19 at 14:28, by Unihedron
Continuing the "flag-a-celebrity's-comment" trend, let's flag @bjb568's comment as too chatty!
@InfiniteRecursion lol
I'd say offensive more than spam, but still needs to be removed
More from the Uni series:
Sep 15 at 10:16, by Unihedron
Let's flag a mod's comment as too chatty!
Sep 19 at 11:22, by Unihedron
Also, let's flag a JonSkeet™ comment as too chatty!
Sep 16 at 10:53, by Unihedron
Let's flag Uni's comment as too chatty!
@gunr2171 spam is reposted by Zeph..., will offensive be reposted too?
6:07 PM
no idea
@Pham why
@ProgramFOX ;)
hum, must be too late
Some of his commands in the tavern are still a bit sticky.
@Sam Mine?
@SPArchaeologist Sorry, around now. What's up?
6:09 PM
@ProgramFOX Basically, all reply commands.
And the toy ones.
SPArchaeologist left 30-60 minutes ago, he isn't around anymore.
@ProgramFOX Thanks.
But they work in the sandbox for some reason.
sam, could you add "StackBot" to Pham's list? I got a reply as a comment on that post, have a feeling that it's either a bot or script kitty.
@gunr2171 StackBot is already on the list.
6:10 PM
@gunr2171 Wait, StackBot is back?
@hichris123 Yep.
ah, that's what I was trying to figure out with the "why" command
@hichris123 is late :P
6:11 PM
If you want to use those commands, use 'em in the HQ.
@InfiniteRecursion Well, I'm not usually on now, sooo... ;)
/me notes that the timing of hichris being offline and StackBot appearing on SO is suspicious
Speaking of which, this was also roughly the same time of day StackBot first appeared.
@Sam "roughly" Well, yeah, 6 hours off, but still the same time :P
6:17 PM
Oh :P
The StackBot MSO question was posted at 11:30UTC.
Can someone please nuke hichris123's account for science? :P
@InfiniteRecursion I would if I could, but I can't so I won't
@bluefeet You can still delete, but not destroy.
@bluefeet Keep nuking StackBot accounts till Shog comes and nukes hichris for science ;)
6:21 PM
@InfiniteRecursion Well, I'm pretty sure my IP ranges are different. I hope.
@hichris123 If you aren't willing to sacrifice for science, please sacrifice for earth science! :P
@hichris123 well it'd take a lot for us to do either. I'd just suspend you indefinitely
@InfiniteRecursion Y'know, mods have a delete button on their own profile, IIRC. :P
@bluefeet True. Though what if I am a spammer? ;)
Yeah, I have a delete button on my profile @Inf.
@hichris123 but you aren't so there is no point to this conversation. ;P
6:28 PM
@bluefeet ... you never know, do you? Maybe I'm using tor. :P
I'm a blue footed party pooper
@hichris123 no comment
@hichris123 Press it in 3... 2... 1... :D
just 28%?
gone (the answer, not hichris)
6:38 PM
@ɥʇǝS The filters are still learning.
@Pham del
@Behaviour If you don't hear anything else fro
@hichris123 You should have immediately clicked "leave" for proper effect.
Should this be flagged?
Jsfiddle plz... — im1dermike 1 min ago
6:44 PM
Why? It's a reasonable request.
LINQ is the new jQuery. Omg
A: c# 2d array column to normal array

heltonbikerFor array with two columns and four rows, you can use LINQ this way: using System.Linq; first_column = _2darray.Select(row => row[0]).ToArray();

@Behaviour It is, but 1) Stack Snippets are preferred, and 2) the question is a code dump, that deserves to be closed.
@Moosemaniseatingpizza You keep making me hungry for pizza >.>
1) jsfiddle is still okay; 2) the more the reason to request improvements.
@Moosemaniseatingpizza So flag the comment because the question is bad? Nah.
6:46 PM
Low Quality A (21.8%): PLEASE HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP as fast as u can ........., by Aousaf Rashid, on windowsphone.stackexchange.com.
I personally prefer JSFiddle to stack snippets anyway.
@ɥʇǝS It's similar to "Should we downvote answers to bad questions"
@Moosemaniseatingpizza eh.. sorta. Either way the answer is the same.
Not at all. A comment requesting an edit to a bad question is a good comment.
what in the world?
A: How do you do an image rollover using html/css?

Neon ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Does anyone know a way you could put that in this format

<img src="Images needed for content/CAKES.jpg" alt="#" style="width:700px;height:350px">


Does anyone know a way you could put that in this format
6:49 PM
Someone was asked to put some images on a site, and was overmatched by the task.
Offensive A (90.9%): *** * *** ** ******* *** ** *** * ***** *** *** ******** **** **** ********, by ***********, on android.stackexchange.com.
More like NAA to me.
@Behaviour shame on me :(
@bummi I was referring to Pham. The answer you linked was gone before I got there.
7:00 PM
@Behaviour yes, but it was my mistake
Well it had to be pointed out anyway, so +1.
^ Seems like a new kind of StackBot appeared.
Yes, I was just about to say that.
I'll add some more terms...
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: C# DRAW AN ELLIPSES? by gingarr on stackoverflow.com
7:04 PM
@SmokeDetector Tried to edit, but no... unsalvageable.
@SmokeDetector tp
@ProgramFOX Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
El examen de espanol es muy difacil.
@bjb568 difícil*
@Pham nuked
@Doorknob冰 You're in school. Go back to work. :P
7:07 PM
@bjb568 oui.
@hichris123 I'm not. It's exam week, so we get half-days for Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. :P
Bot started.
>>translate es en El examen de espanol es muy difacil.
@ProgramFOX Examination of Spanish is very difficult.
@Doorknob冰 Oooh, nice.
7:08 PM
@FOX9000 Wrong. It's difícil, not difacil. :P
aaah I don't speak Spanish I cannot fix bot
translate en: El examen de espanol es muy difacil.
You're not a mod here :P
SE bot thingy y u no work
Oh, right. :P
^^ That's why I gave mine a translate command ;)
7:10 PM
@Doorknob冰 3 half days? I only get tomorrow and Friday.
Low Quality A (100%): idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk, by pamela, on english.stackexchange.com.
@bjb568 Only 2? I... had half days during my whole exam period.
@Pham offensive/abusive
Our schedule is one and a half hour long exams, one on Tuesday, and then two every day until Friday.
free downvotes stackoverflow.com/a/27532819/1699210 on 3 NAA, did 2 downvotes, wnat to avoid serial. BTW: the questions might be duplicates
Pls nuke this awful question... stackoverflow.com/q/27532981/1864610
7:19 PM
@ProgramFOX We're doing 2 exams per day. If you have study hall, you get half day. Friday everyone has half.
@HoboSapiens Boom!
Low Quality A (100%): Did U find a solution ? Can you post you config ?, by Gio, on serverfault.com.
@Sam ty :)
Aaaand... I have 6k there :)
Low Quality A (100%): Did you ever resolve this issue?, by Eric, on gis.stackexchange.com.
inb4 @nicael borks 10k tools! :D
Low Quality A (21%): I have same issue for hacking my wordpress websites. Then i have create ..., by Tejas Ranpura, on wordpress.stackexchange.com.
@Pham It may be not great, but it's an answer, not NAA.
7:52 PM
Pro's bot has a hat, @Pham should get a hat too
Smokey needs a hat.
@Behaviour @Moo TPA'd it.
user image
@Behaviour 1) The OP says it doesn't work, 2) it is VLQ, and 3) it mentions a plugin that may or may not exist.
Smokey has 1 rep, let's not put peer pressure on Smokey :P
7:55 PM
Anyone else seeing this?
@Moosemaniseatingpizza 1) OP recognizes it as an attempt to answer; 2) it is not VLQ; 3) that's a matter of technical accuracy.
^ i'm not seeing anything funny
@hichris123 I've something similar elsewhere.
whose shirt is that @hichris123 ?
Emergency: we need duct tape for the red shirt
7:57 PM
red duct tape, to blend in
It's @bummi's.
or, just the whole shirt made out of red duct tape
I highly doubt those girls would want to join this sort of site... And I'd be laughed at if I spoke to them... — Tim 37 mins ago
That answer is ridiculous. Apply makeup on an alternate towel face and press the towel on your face. Lifehacks! :(
Hi, booby!
8:11 PM
Is there a Stack App to figure out which users favorited a given question? ....this search returned way too many questions.
Luckily, SEDE was updated just yesterday.
yeah, the data exporter can tell you: data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/edit/259073
@Behaviour Thanks.
I just tried it on the question I was wondering about, but it didn't return anything.
Although I got the answer already, lol
8:15 PM
the exporter database is updated every week
so that data is not available yet
3 mins ago, by Behaviour
Luckily, SEDE was updated just yesterday.
This week we got a special middle-of-week data update thanks to JASO public launch. Otherwise the data would be a few days old.
Oh. Got it.
Maybe the female members of lifehacks didn't like the post and downvoted it. — Infinite Recursion 47 secs ago
^ my reason to downvote that post
8:31 PM
^ at least remove the email address
Low Quality A (55.6%): GO OUT AND LOOK AT THE BLUE SKY HUMAN :D, by Physicist, on productivity.stackexchange.com.
^ not NAA
It's a valid answer to the question
valid: yes, good: arguable no
downvote worthy, not flagworthy (because it's a valid answer)
shouldn't have been tpa'ed
wasn't me, actually, I don't see any person that tpa'ed it
keyword: person
oh, it was auto tpa'ed
> ^\<p\>[^a-z]*\<\/p\>$ (Ignored: 88%. Score: 10. Auto: True)
8:45 PM
@JanDvorak this needs editing productivity.stackexchange.com/a/12520
witch... inginering... stuf ...
8:56 PM
Low Quality A (46.6%): You teach English???????????????????????????????, by English Teacher, on english.stackexchange.com.
Contains an email address != spam
@Behaviour Not necessarily spam. I don't know the subject matter enough to edit it well.
Well, it's gone now, so the point is moot. It was a bad-faith non-answer, I suppose.
Hats are good things for answers....my werewolf-hunter hat came under discussion, which eventually lead to a new answer, with the score of 8 :)
9:14 PM
@Moosemaniseatingpizza if you are not sure, use the ask command instead of tpa
I wonder if @TimPost gave his permission for this?
user image
@InfiniteRecursion You may ;-)
Low Quality Q (38.8%): have a string in c++, need help to split it, by crlyw, on stackoverflow.com.
@ShadowWizard I hear acupuncture is good for you.
Low Quality A (19.4%): Did you ever get a solution to this problem ?, by RDs, on stackoverflow.com.
9:23 PM
@AnnaLear I hear it isn't.
^ that post has some interesting history
closed twice, reopened once already
@gunr2171 Yeah... :/
9:41 PM
@AnnaLear yup. Maybe that's the reason he's missing from the Tavern for a long time? ;)
Nov 10 at 18:53, by Tim Post
All, just a note - I'm technically out for the next 30 - 45 days for paternity leave. I'm not ignoring pings, I'm just really slow to respond. If you need something from me, email is the best option :)
(Shadow probably knows, but just for context)
Offensive A (90.9%): * * ********************* *** * * ************** ******* * * **** * *****, by *********, on codereview.stackexchange.com.
@Behaviour thanks, actually I missed it. :)
9:49 PM
10:15 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Gmail Problem Helpline number 1-855-720-4168 by Neuro Tech on webapps.stackexchange.com
^ SPAM (gone). Now spammers are even uploading their image to Stack Imgur account...
Night all.
So me and some of my friends built a fort out in the woods, nearish to a trail.
Today we went out there and found that some people came along and wrecked it (which included burning part of it) a while ago.
Rather than repair it and leave it in the same place, we decided to rebuild out of sight from the trail.
We walked along the trail for ~15 minutes, and then one of my friends turned and started walking away from the trail.
I asked him where he was going.
His response:
> I just saw a good place for the fort!
"build out of sight from the trail"
walks along trail
"I just saw a good place"
10:31 PM
@Behaviour I removed the image, so they'll have to get a new one.
Good, it had a couple of typos anyway.

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