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4:00 PM
@ProgramFOX I literally meant your audio drivers, not the computer's :P
 
@DroidDev That's the same anyway.
:P
 
How about a FR to control the balance of each ping for each room you're in?
 
scratches his head again
WHAT? did you say FR?
 
Nah, I just have too many tabs open so I couldn't see which tab had a "1*".
 
4:03 PM
@DroidDev feature request?
 
@rene Oh, in that case, why not? As long as I don't have to implement it myself...
 
@ProgramFOX You should use my chat client built upon JCE when it's done, it will take care of that.
 
@Unihedro Only if you implement the graphics for the hats in the client.
 
@ProgramFOX Hats!
 
@Unihedro "when it's done" get back to work, now!
 
4:06 PM
@Braiam Hats!
 
sequestrates all of Uni's hats so he can work
 
@JanDvorak ಠ_ಠ
:P
 
@ProgramFOX Noted for future discussions.
 
4:11 PM
17 000 helpful flags from running the bot operation :O
 
@Unihedro I used to flag that much without a bot
 
@bluefeet yes, you deserve respect
respects @bluefeet and doesn't ping them randomly
 
@Unihedro or the nut house
 
^ my new home
 
4:17 PM
wonders where the squirrel is going to live now
4
 
@Unihedro so no need for me to flag anymore :(
 
@bummi they were on comments though
 
@bummi Definitely not true. This was only on comments, not questions/answers
You type to fast @Unihedro
 
Thank you :)
 
with the mass you will need a modbot too for declining/marking helpful?
 
4:20 PM
50 mins ago, by ProgramFOX
2
Q: Can a machine be taught to flag comments automatically?

AndyTL;DR: Yes it can. Background On June 27, 2014 Skynet awoke. It looked at Stack Overflow and thought "Why are all these people being so chatty and talking about obsolete things? I should nuke them all!" Fortunately, Skynet was a baby and only had access to my 100 comment flags a day. Prior ...

or you can make a sockpuppet flag ring if you really want to go land-rover...
Delete ALL the comments! - Actually, don't, just delete all the high rep users.
 
Now, Spanish final! Oh noes… Plz no hardz
 
Good luck! @bjb
 
@bjb568 Just draw a big waffle on your paper and write "The answer is behind the waffle."
 
user list broken!
 
Did you break it with your code or did you ignore someone?
 
4:25 PM
@Unihedro I did nothing! Neither broke nor ignore
this is 125% zoom in firefox 30.0 on saucy salamandor
 
On an irrelevant note, why do you have a file called "misc" and a folder called "just for fun"?
 
That was because of hurry I was in to report
I am about to leave office
@Unihedro Though, just for fun contains all my meme collection :D
 
user259867
Chat is moderately broken with zoom, status-wont-fix. Even the new fancy profiles are. Official stance: SE does not support zoom.
 
nor firefox 30.0
 
this is for exact size, not zoomed
still broken
 
4:29 PM
status-that-sucks
 
blames the gravatar that can't be seen
@DroidDev refresh so you get Sam gravatar
 
blames caching
 
@Braiam problem remains after refresh
 
@DroidDev can you see Sam gravatar?
 
@Braiam nope, not before clicking it
 
4:31 PM
still blames it
 
@Braiam do you see it?
 
yeah
 
ok, leaving for home, will see you guys on friday...
 
cya!
 
Cya!
 
user259867
SPAM ^
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ProgramFOX Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad' and blacklisted user.
 
Please ignore this test. No, really, ignore it. Don't you dare...
2
 
user259867
^ Not ignoring.
 
4:45 PM
Damn you
 
stares at Bart's test
 
Sam
wonders if this guy is related to Undo
 
duckduckgo.com has a tour!
 
Low Quality A (20.3%): fgdfdafdfddfsdsdsdfdfsdssdfsdfdfdsfdsdfdsaf, by user3821482, on stackoverflow.com.
 
5:00 PM
 
"You cannot remove an account here so all future input should be moved to blog posts I guess." ... this Neil really does not get how the site works, does he?
 
@Bart Some people just don't get it.
 
I still don't get what all the fuss what about, but well.
 
0
Q: If I click "an edit has been applied to this post", hatz disappear!

nicaelI just went to a question. It was edited and the banner saying that "an edit has been applied to this post, click to load" appeared. I clicked it and then the avatars of the editor and OP lost their hatz (until I reloaded the page of course). Same with answers. Halp? HALP!!!

Please repro it :D
 
5:16 PM
@nicael I believe the devs will be too lazy to fix it :P
 
@Unihedro Then... Make them!
 
Make me make them!
 
@Unihedro I already made you make them fix it. Don't make me make you make them do it once again :)
 
^ my brain just exploded
 
un-explodes your brain
 
5:23 PM
@Bart No, the same chameleon is sitting on the 93 avatars. Your lie has been caught.
 
5:34 PM
@Cerbrus change your profile image. I have chameleon on SO without creating any new account :) – Infinite Recursion 15 hours agouser3306356 yesterday
^ someone echoed my comment
 
Sam
lol...
0
Q: Wolverine - Claws

Curious_InquirerWhat would happen if Wolverine had to pick his nose and his claws expanded (I thought of the question while watching X-Men and picking my nose)?

 
@Sam what do you think, does this site have sense 4 humor? :)
 
Sam
Well, apparently we "hate fun". ;)
 
@Sam POB
 
Sam
+1
 
5:48 PM
@Sam It would be a Marvel if he didn't hurt himself
 
Sam
@gunr2171 slow clap
 
: )
 
@gunr2171 hurry 4 an answer :)
 
I'd make that a comment if anything
 
@gunr2171 would be caught by uni :)
 
5:50 PM
what do you mean?
 
Sam
Uni, the comment hunter
 
:P
 
@Sam Oh no, he is a Werewolf Hunter, see his hat ;)
 
Wait, what? StackBot again?
 
6:01 PM
@gunr2171 Uni loves flagging comments :P
Sep 19 at 14:28, by Unihedron
Continuing the "flag-a-celebrity's-comment" trend, let's flag @bjb568's comment as too chatty!
 
@InfiniteRecursion lol
 
I'd say offensive more than spam, but still needs to be removed
 
More from the Uni series:
Sep 15 at 10:16, by Unihedron
Let's flag a mod's comment as too chatty!
Sep 19 at 11:22, by Unihedron
Also, let's flag a JonSkeet™ comment as too chatty!
Sep 16 at 10:53, by Unihedron
Let's flag Uni's comment as too chatty!
 
@gunr2171 spam is reposted by Zeph..., will offensive be reposted too?
 
6:07 PM
no idea
@Pham why
 
Sam
@ProgramFOX ;)
 
hum, must be too late
 
Sam
Nope.
Some of his commands in the tavern are still a bit sticky.
 
@Sam Mine?
 
@SPArchaeologist Sorry, around now. What's up?
 
Sam
6:09 PM
@ProgramFOX Basically, all reply commands.
And the toy ones.
 
SPArchaeologist left 30-60 minutes ago, he isn't around anymore.
 
@ProgramFOX Thanks.
 
Sam
But they work in the sandbox for some reason.
 
sam, could you add "StackBot" to Pham's list? I got a reply as a comment on that post, have a feeling that it's either a bot or script kitty.
 
@gunr2171 StackBot is already on the list.
 
6:10 PM
@gunr2171 Wait, StackBot is back?
 
Sam
^
@hichris123 Yep.
 
sigh
 
ah, that's what I was trying to figure out with the "why" command
 
@hichris123 is late :P
 
Sam
6:11 PM
If you want to use those commands, use 'em in the HQ.
 
ok
 
@InfiniteRecursion Well, I'm not usually on now, sooo... ;)
 
/me notes that the timing of hichris being offline and StackBot appearing on SO is suspicious
 
Sam
Speaking of which, this was also roughly the same time of day StackBot first appeared.
 
@Sam "roughly" Well, yeah, 6 hours off, but still the same time :P
 
Sam
6:17 PM
Oh :P
 
The StackBot MSO question was posted at 11:30UTC.
 
Can someone please nuke hichris123's account for science? :P
7
 
@InfiniteRecursion I would if I could, but I can't so I won't
 
@bluefeet You can still delete, but not destroy.
 
@bluefeet Keep nuking StackBot accounts till Shog comes and nukes hichris for science ;)
 
6:21 PM
@InfiniteRecursion Well, I'm pretty sure my IP ranges are different. I hope.
 
@hichris123 If you aren't willing to sacrifice for science, please sacrifice for earth science! :P
 
@hichris123 well it'd take a lot for us to do either. I'd just suspend you indefinitely
 
@InfiniteRecursion Y'know, mods have a delete button on their own profile, IIRC. :P
@bluefeet True. Though what if I am a spammer? ;)
Yeah, I have a delete button on my profile @Inf.
 
@hichris123 but you aren't so there is no point to this conversation. ;P
 
6:28 PM
@bluefeet ... you never know, do you? Maybe I'm using tor. :P
 
I'm a blue footed party pooper
3
@hichris123 no comment
 
lol
 
@hichris123 Press it in 3... 2... 1... :D
321chrisbye
5
 
just 28%?
 
user259867
gone (the answer, not hichris)
 
Sam
6:38 PM
@ɥʇǝS The filters are still learning.
@Pham del
 
@Behaviour If you don't hear anything else fro
 
user259867
@hichris123 You should have immediately clicked "leave" for proper effect.
 
$(".leave").click()
 
Should this be flagged?
Jsfiddle plz... — im1dermike 1 min ago
 
meh
 
user259867
6:44 PM
Why? It's a reasonable request.
 
LINQ is the new jQuery. Omg
0
A: c# 2d array column to normal array

heltonbikerFor array with two columns and four rows, you can use LINQ this way: using System.Linq; first_column = _2darray.Select(row => row[0]).ToArray();

 
@Behaviour It is, but 1) Stack Snippets are preferred, and 2) the question is a code dump, that deserves to be closed.
 
@Moosemaniseatingpizza You keep making me hungry for pizza >.>
 
user259867
1) jsfiddle is still okay; 2) the more the reason to request improvements.
 
@Moosemaniseatingpizza So flag the comment because the question is bad? Nah.
 
6:46 PM
Low Quality A (21.8%): PLEASE HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP as fast as u can ........., by Aousaf Rashid, on windowsphone.stackexchange.com.
 
I personally prefer JSFiddle to stack snippets anyway.
 
@ɥʇǝS It's similar to "Should we downvote answers to bad questions"
 
@Moosemaniseatingpizza eh.. sorta. Either way the answer is the same.
 
user259867
Not at all. A comment requesting an edit to a bad question is a good comment.
 
what in the world?
-1
A: How do you do an image rollover using html/css?

Neon ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Does anyone know a way you could put that in this format

<img src="Images needed for content/CAKES.jpg" alt="#" style="width:700px;height:350px">

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Does anyone know a way you could put that in this format
 
user259867
6:49 PM
Someone was asked to put some images on a site, and was overmatched by the task.
 
Offensive A (90.9%): *** * *** ** ******* *** ** *** * ***** *** *** ******** **** **** ********, by ***********, on android.stackexchange.com.
 
user259867
More like NAA to me.
 
@Behaviour shame on me :(
 
user259867
@bummi I was referring to Pham. The answer you linked was gone before I got there.
 
7:00 PM
@Behaviour yes, but it was my mistake
 
user259867
Well it had to be pointed out anyway, so +1.
 
^ Seems like a new kind of StackBot appeared.
 
Sam
Yes, I was just about to say that.
I'll add some more terms...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: C# DRAW AN ELLIPSES? by gingarr on stackoverflow.com
 
user259867
7:04 PM
@SmokeDetector Tried to edit, but no... unsalvageable.
 
@SmokeDetector tp
 
@ProgramFOX Registered as true positive: added title to Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
El examen de espanol es muy difacil.
 
@bjb568 difícil*
 
@Pham nuked
@Doorknob冰 You're in school. Go back to work. :P
 
7:07 PM
@bjb568 oui.
 
@hichris123 I'm not. It's exam week, so we get half-days for Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. :P
 
Bot started.
 
>>translate es en El examen de espanol es muy difacil.
 
@ProgramFOX Examination of Spanish is very difficult.
 
@Doorknob冰 Oooh, nice.
 
7:08 PM
@FOX9000 Wrong. It's difícil, not difacil. :P
 
aaah I don't speak Spanish I cannot fix bot
 
translate en: El examen de espanol es muy difacil.
 
You're not a mod here :P
 
SE bot thingy y u no work
Oh, right. :P
 
^^ That's why I gave mine a translate command ;)
 
7:10 PM
@Doorknob冰 3 half days? I only get tomorrow and Friday.
 
Low Quality A (100%): idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk, by pamela, on english.stackexchange.com.
 
@bjb568 Only 2? I... had half days during my whole exam period.
 
@Pham offensive/abusive
Our schedule is one and a half hour long exams, one on Tuesday, and then two every day until Friday.
 
free downvotes stackoverflow.com/a/27532819/1699210 on 3 NAA, did 2 downvotes, wnat to avoid serial. BTW: the questions might be duplicates
 
Pls nuke this awful question... stackoverflow.com/q/27532981/1864610
 
7:19 PM
@ProgramFOX We're doing 2 exams per day. If you have study hall, you get half day. Friday everyone has half.
 
Sam
@HoboSapiens Boom!
 
Low Quality A (100%): Did U find a solution ? Can you post you config ?, by Gio, on serverfault.com.
 
@Sam ty :)
 
Sam
yw
 
Aaaand... I have 6k there :)
 
Low Quality A (100%): Did you ever resolve this issue?, by Eric, on gis.stackexchange.com.
 
inb4 @nicael borks 10k tools! :D
 
Low Quality A (21%): I have same issue for hacking my wordpress websites. Then i have create ..., by Tejas Ranpura, on wordpress.stackexchange.com.
 
user259867
@Pham It may be not great, but it's an answer, not NAA.
 
7:52 PM
Pro's bot has a hat, @Pham should get a hat too
 
Smokey needs a hat.
 
Sam
@Behaviour @Moo TPA'd it.
 
user image
3
 
@Behaviour 1) The OP says it doesn't work, 2) it is VLQ, and 3) it mentions a plugin that may or may not exist.
 
Smokey has 1 rep, let's not put peer pressure on Smokey :P
 
7:55 PM
Anyone else seeing this?
 
user259867
@Moosemaniseatingpizza 1) OP recognizes it as an attempt to answer; 2) it is not VLQ; 3) that's a matter of technical accuracy.
 
^ i'm not seeing anything funny
 
Sam
@hichris123 I've something similar elsewhere.
 
whose shirt is that @hichris123 ?
Emergency: we need duct tape for the red shirt
 
7:57 PM
lol
 
red duct tape, to blend in
 
It's @bummi's.
 
or, just the whole shirt made out of red duct tape
 
I highly doubt those girls would want to join this sort of site... And I'd be laughed at if I spoke to them... — Tim 37 mins ago
That answer is ridiculous. Apply makeup on an alternate towel face and press the towel on your face. Lifehacks! :(
 
Hi, booby!
 
8:11 PM
Is there a Stack App to figure out which users favorited a given question? ....this search returned way too many questions.
 
user259867
 
user259867
Luckily, SEDE was updated just yesterday.
 
yeah, the data exporter can tell you: data.stackexchange.com/stackoverflow/query/edit/259073
 
@Behaviour Thanks.
I just tried it on the question I was wondering about, but it didn't return anything.
Although I got the answer already, lol
 
8:15 PM
the exporter database is updated every week
so that data is not available yet
3 mins ago, by Behaviour
Luckily, SEDE was updated just yesterday.
 
user259867
This week we got a special middle-of-week data update thanks to JASO public launch. Otherwise the data would be a few days old.
 
Oh. Got it.
 
Maybe the female members of lifehacks didn't like the post and downvoted it. — Infinite Recursion 47 secs ago
^ my reason to downvote that post
 
8:31 PM
^ at least remove the email address
 
Low Quality A (55.6%): GO OUT AND LOOK AT THE BLUE SKY HUMAN :D, by Physicist, on productivity.stackexchange.com.
 
^ not NAA
It's a valid answer to the question
 
valid: yes, good: arguable no
 
downvote worthy, not flagworthy (because it's a valid answer)
shouldn't have been tpa'ed
 
wasn't me, actually, I don't see any person that tpa'ed it
keyword: person
oh, it was auto tpa'ed
> ^\<p\>[^a-z]*\<\/p\>$ (Ignored: 88%. Score: 10. Auto: True)
 
8:45 PM
ohh
@JanDvorak this needs editing productivity.stackexchange.com/a/12520
witch... inginering... stuf ...
 
8:56 PM
Low Quality A (46.6%): You teach English???????????????????????????????, by English Teacher, on english.stackexchange.com.
 
user259867
Contains an email address != spam
 
@Behaviour Not necessarily spam. I don't know the subject matter enough to edit it well.
 
user259867
Well, it's gone now, so the point is moot. It was a bad-faith non-answer, I suppose.
 
Hats are good things for answers....my werewolf-hunter hat came under discussion, which eventually lead to a new answer, with the score of 8 :)
 
9:14 PM
@Moosemaniseatingpizza if you are not sure, use the ask command instead of tpa
 
I wonder if @TimPost gave his permission for this?
user image
5
 
@InfiniteRecursion You may ;-)
 
Low Quality Q (38.8%): have a string in c++, need help to split it, by crlyw, on stackoverflow.com.
 
@ShadowWizard I hear acupuncture is good for you.
 
Low Quality A (19.4%): Did you ever get a solution to this problem ?, by RDs, on stackoverflow.com.
 
9:23 PM
@AnnaLear I hear it isn't.
 
^ that post has some interesting history
closed twice, reopened once already
 
@gunr2171 Yeah... :/
 
9:41 PM
@AnnaLear yup. Maybe that's the reason he's missing from the Tavern for a long time? ;)
 
user259867
Nov 10 at 18:53, by Tim Post
All, just a note - I'm technically out for the next 30 - 45 days for paternity leave. I'm not ignoring pings, I'm just really slow to respond. If you need something from me, email is the best option :)
 
user259867
(Shadow probably knows, but just for context)
 
Offensive A (90.9%): * * ********************* *** * * ************** ******* * * **** * *****, by *********, on codereview.stackexchange.com.
 
@Behaviour thanks, actually I missed it. :)
 
gone
 
9:49 PM
nuked
 
10:15 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Gmail Problem Helpline number 1-855-720-4168 by Neuro Tech on webapps.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
^ SPAM (gone). Now spammers are even uploading their image to Stack Imgur account...
 
Sam
Night all.
 
'night
So me and some of my friends built a fort out in the woods, nearish to a trail.
Today we went out there and found that some people came along and wrecked it (which included burning part of it) a while ago.
Rather than repair it and leave it in the same place, we decided to rebuild out of sight from the trail.
We walked along the trail for ~15 minutes, and then one of my friends turned and started walking away from the trail.
I asked him where he was going.
His response:
> I just saw a good place for the fort!
"build out of sight from the trail"
walks along trail
"I just saw a good place"
 
10:31 PM
@Behaviour I removed the image, so they'll have to get a new one.
 
user259867
Good, it had a couple of typos anyway.
 

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