Nothing like a bowl of ice cream with just as much cool whip on top.

And don't you dare read that without putting a lot of emphasis on the "h."

@Doorknob It's the power law. Just think of how many users never signed up to begin with, roughly 5,999,000,000 people.

@badp'skitten You're behind the times (I don't think more than 1,000,000,000 people signed up on SE). A couple of months ago the UN(ESCO? Some UN department, anyway) announced the birth of the 7,000,000,000-th (concurrently alive) person.

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Uh, oh. Looks like someone provoked responses...

@PopularDemand I was wondering if they would poke employees with sticks if said employees want to be! /cc @Shog9

um...

why are you asking me?

I prefer a good old-fashioned slap upside the head.

@JeremyBanks Sounds like a job for someone with lots of time on their hands and a Community Wiki MSO post...

@Shog9 Well, I guess I was asking if you would do said poking. I prefer poking to slapping, myself; but any sort of assault and battery works for me!

Sounds like too much work. I could probably manage some passive-aggressive comments though.

Well, I suppose that would work. :p