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12:06 AM
Uh oh, is Cole causing trouble again?
Also, where's this free coffee and cake I've heard word of?
So...a few thousand more people visited the election page, but fewer voted. Hmm.
 
@TimStone I imagine boxes of shiny badges left at SE HQ with nobody for them to give out to
 
Well, on a positive note, it seems unlikely that moving the notice to the Community Bulletin hurt participation...but I am left wondering if people didn't necessarily notice the transition from primary to final election to cast their "real" votes.
I guess it would be nice to see how many people voted for a candidate during the primaries who ended up in the final ten and then did or didn't follow through with an election vote.
 
12:23 AM
@Aarthi WHAT? what did I do?
lol @ millionth chat message
well how was I supposed to know?
 
We'll just have to go back in time to correct things.
 
I can't here, no blue
I swore it said "Stack Exchange is the greatest network ever. Propaganda is amazing and fun."
 
@jcolebrand Stack Exchange Scripts. Use them.
 
@TimYiJiang it tells me what the next will be? >.> I think !not
 
@jcolebrand Pffft. It can do all that and cure cancer!
 
12:30 AM
@TimYiJiang damn, and I have cancer! (no, I don't :-( I'm sorry)
 
@TimYiJiang Well, they don't tell you that people are talking seekrets in hidden rooms :P
...But they should o_o
 
We'll just stare at them until they do o_o
 
A perfect plan
 
1:33 AM
Just to update: OP has answered his own question copying the content of the answer by skullpatrol. OP has accepted his own answer and used (presumably) another account of him to grant himself a bounty. I do agree, that at the current state the OP looks as a usual question on MSE - so that is not a reason to close the question. However, the situation evolves in a strange way. — Ilya Jun 3 at 17:34
Huh, off-site comments do not onebox
Anyway, that is some weirdness going on there
 
I feel slightly disturbed by that smile
 
I made your comment onebox!
 
Oh, so that's what happened. I was editing it at the same time, so I thought it was my edit that went through :P
 
what were you editing? (:
 
1:38 AM
sets the last piece of his cake on the table then dives underneath it
 
The same comment. I was trying to use /ob, but the thing turned out to be too long and the system rejected it
 
it was the newly added querystring that bodged it. chat regex doesn't handle that.
 
In short terms: she poked it with her pointy stick.
 
yeah, that.
 
@TimYiJiang @RebeccaChernoff reckon you can do better than this in IE8-9/Chrome/Firefox/Opera/Safari: jsfiddle.net/wxXSv/14 without using images?
Trying to make sure if I've covered all the bases
 
1:48 AM
You want to recreate that style with CSS gradients?
 
I thought I mostly did?
 
Oh, I see. You want improvements, right
 
I'm using the gradients for highlight, and not the entirety of the situation
I want to know if it can be done better than I have done here, yes please
 
The border on that circle looks horrible in Chrome o.o
 
Notice I've got an IE8 specific hack >.>
because of the white?
Feel free to specify a better fiddle my good sir
 
1:50 AM
I'm just complaining about Chrome's terrible rendering of the border
 
or my horrible declaration of it?
 
It's neat. Reminds me of something I posted on SO a long time ago
 
yeah?
shame I didn't find yours then :p
 
It's not the same. I created a jQuery UI plugin to emulate a UI component: jsfiddle.net/RDkBL/7
It's a slider and button combined. If you double click on the button it slides, which is not terribly intuitive
 
 
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3:00 AM
You've earned the "stackoverflow" badge. See your profile.
Mwuahahahaha
 
@animuson Mr. Stack Overflow!
 
I also passed 100 for suggested-edits but apparently I only have 13 answers in that tag. :(
 
3:15 AM
The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches.
lolz.
 
Futurama season premier is tomorrow! Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop
 
I have to try that Ramen thing sometime before I die (probably right before I die, given the mechanics of it).
 
3:48 AM
1
Mushroom Foraging

Proposed Q&A site for anyone considering eating foraged mushrooms: includes mushroom experts, enthusiasts who know only their favourite mushrooms, and casual foragers who are hoping for a meal and know they need absolute positive identification to be sure of edibility.

Currently in definition.

 
 
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5:07 AM
@animuson Now you have to read the stackoverflow tag wiki.
 
Bahahahaha omg how have I never read that!?
 
@animuson Because you weren't a proper stackoverflow expert until today.
 
If I hadn't checked its history I would've assumed random wrote that
 
Anonymous
 
@TimYiJiang Oh, I assumed Shog wrote it simply because he told me to go read it. :P
 
 
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7:25 AM
Why on Earth was my "too localized" flag declined on this post: stackoverflow.com/questions/11111915/…
o.o It's clearly too localized...
 
 
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1:41 PM
> Welcome our new community moderators – all the livelong day
Livelong day? :P
According to Wikipedia Livelong is a plant
Why not the Livelongandprosper day?
 
Haha, I thought that was funny. "We've been working on the flag queue, all the livelong day!"
@TimYiJiang It made me think of this American folk song: "I've been working on the railroad". But I don't know if that's the reference they were going for.
 
2:06 PM
You could probably do something with the StackExchange Data ExplorerRichard J. Ross III 1 min ago
This guy is suggesting we find how many visitors are there to SO from the data explorer :P
I wonder how long will my query take :D
SELECT SUM(ViewCount) FROM Posts
> Arithmetic overflow error converting expression to data type int.
Ahahahaha
 
lol
That's awesome.
 
Not surprising, but I was expecting the query to timeout first
Hmm, does anybody know how I can make this into a longint or something like that? I'm not particularly good with SQL
 
In SQL, bigint would be what you want.
 
Yes, but what's the syntax for changing the datatype of the SUM column?
 
select sum(cast(viewcount as bigint)) from posts
is 2228859594
 
2:16 PM
Yeah. What that person said ^
 
Thanks
That's two billion, wow
Wolfram|Alpha tells me that's 0.34 of all people alive on the planet today
 
Wowsers - that's a lot of views. Also, sorry for being spectacularly unhelpful. I haven't had my coffee today =P
 
 
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3:25 PM
Something odd's going on with chat notifications
I keep receiving inbox messages about replies which I already dismissed in chat
 
I had that problem a few weeks ago (briefly)
 
@TimYiJiang I had that issue too the other day, haven't seen it since, do you have multiple windows open on the same server?
 
4:13 PM
@TimYiJiang But 0.34 of the posts are from Jon Skeet?
 
 
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6:01 PM
pokes 'is head in to the room to discuss lunch.
So, I'm going to eat, like, soon or something.
 
Hey. Take that trash to Seasoned Advice.
 
promptly disappears.
thinks "Cooking.SE doesn't like me. Something about wanting to chop onions with power tools."
briefly considers asking Seasoned Advice "Is it safe to eat KFC from Saturday the following Wednesday?" but quickly comes to the conclusion that it will be closed as either "duplicate" or "too localized"
 
Lix
are u in love ? — Ricardo Arruda 3 mins ago
Isn't there a relationships.se out there?
close enough...
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Relationships

Proposed Q&A site for people seeking answers to questions about dating, long term relationships, love, marriage or other commitments, and everything else typically considered a "relationship". (Intended to encompass the Love and Dating sites and extend them.)

Currently in commitment.

 
also decides that if his question weren't closed, the most highly upvoted answer would somehow involve some sort of uppity "Safe, yes. A good idea? No. Mind you it wouldn't have been a good idea on Saturday either."
 
I'm enjoying reading @mootinator's internal monologue here. It's like watching Scrubs, but it doesn't make me want to die.
 
6:17 PM
thinks it's probably safer to post "Should I eat KFC from Saturday before running a marathon on Tuesday?" to F&N, because that would make it totally on topic and relevant.
decides that given that he's already eaten said KFC it's probably best to just vlog the color/consistency of his excrement over the next 36 hours, and create a tremendously unpopular self-answered question linking to said vlog.
 
o.o
 
6:52 PM
(I'd be surprised if that's not a dupe)
 
7:37 PM
(It's an exact duplicate. But somehow a lot more appealing?) meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/119333/…
Whew I voted on several meta posts. I'm exhausted.
 
Perhaps it's not more appealing, it's just that attitudes about accept rate have gone steadily downhill since then.
 
@jadarnel27 probably this!
 
7:55 PM
Can a few people take a look at this user? stackoverflow.com/users/43907/gold looks like it may be being used by multiple people. Some of the posts are great, but others are just awful. This user also has 540 questions and not a single answer
he just posted another question which is highly uncharacteristic of a higher-rep user. I'm concerned there may be a hacker running his account
 
@gobernador It's indeed looks used by several people, most of posts are written with similar grammar/punctuation/syntax mistakes, but some have a totally different style of writing.
Those are asked by different people for sure
 
Eh, did you look at the original version of each question?
 
There may also be someone supporting him. There are two rogue upvotes on his most recent question that were right next to each other.
 
Sweet, it came with a Silica Gel pack! Do I eat it!?
 
:D
 
8:09 PM
@TimStone Oh, you correct on that, forgot to check history, just stumbled upon activity
;)
 
@animuson YES! those things are delicious :D
 
but, it's not uncommon to ask questions that other people asks you either directly or via email (seen it before), and this person is not the only one with that amount of questions with no answers
@animuson not if you able to read
 
The word "desiccant" just sounds like such an edible word... lol
 
desiccant delicacies delivering dehydration death
 
@animuson Well some of 'em are edible, like Calcium chloride ;)
aka E509
 
8:27 PM
Mmm dehydrated water.
> Add 4 liters of water and shake well, makes 1 gallon
 
Or 4.54, depending on who you ask.
 
> Technically, this is "deoxydized" water.
 
Tomorrow, I will be done Grade 9. Wow.
 
8:37 PM
:/
 
Knock-knock.
 
who's there
 
Banana.
 
banana who?
 
8:39 PM
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
... oh, wait a minute.
 
Oh no!
captain, the plane is spiraling out of control!
 
Lemme try again.
Knock-knock.
 
there's an orange in my banana joke!
who's there
 
Banana.
 
banana who?
 
8:41 PM
Cows don't go "who", they go "moo"!
... oh, wait a minute.
 
now there's a cow AND an orange?
 
Lemme try again.
Knock-knock.
 
who's there
 
Banana.
 
banana who
 
8:44 PM
Knock-knock.
 
orange knocked up a cow?
 
I'm confused.
You know what, knock-knock jokes aren't funny anyway.
 
well there's an orange, a knock, and a cow outside my door
i'm confused too
 
This one is funny, though.
Don't skip. It only takes an hour or two.
 
I'm no good at similes, but I could try a metaphor. I guess a metaphor is like a simile...
brb reading forever...
 
8:47 PM
 
that's a...
 
guess.
 
+1
 
@minitech Hmmm, when I change the table to width: auto; height: auto it's not very long anymore.
 
banana split?
 
8:48 PM
@animuson Yeah, well. It's still awesome.
> As Holmes, who had a nose for danger, quietly fingered the bloody knife and eyed the various body parts strewn along the dark, deserted highway, he placed his ear to the ground and, with his heart in his throat, silently mouthed to his companion, “Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead.” — Dennis Pearce, Lexington, KY
 
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.
 
@animuson, thanks for edit ;)
 
Ugh. I blew all my comment votes =/ I don't think I've ever done that before.
 
9:14 PM
I think I might have used all my comment votes once before. I can't remember.
 
9:53 PM
"Must have attained the age of 21 years at the time of certification." - I didn't know you could "attain" an age...
 
@animuson Why do you think folks celebrate it? It's not something that just happens without any effort.
 
I don't celebrate it...
 
@animuson Are you putting any effort in?
 
I put a lot of effort in, I just don't celebrate anything.
I'm already sick of Independence Day and it's not even here yet. -.-
 
@animuson Already blew off all of your illegal fireworks and fingers, eh?
 
10:02 PM
Unfortunately I live in an area where fireworks aren't illegal.
 
@animuson Well that's no fun. You'll have to drive out of state and buy them illegally just to smuggle them back in. What a hassle!
 
 
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11:42 PM
You get 3,000 characters for bounty messages?
You could write a whole book in there...
 

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