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6:00 PM
Geez I can't even get in via SSH, this is bad!
 
if I turn up dead on the x'oclock news it's likely a rogue SQL query what did it
 
@TylerChacha and @drachenstern, that chat window is from Adium for OS X
 
@TheUnhandledException happy b'day!
 
On Linux I use Pidgin as an XMPP client
Thanks @Sathya!
@TylerChacha Load on this server is at 5.98 =o
I wonder if the XMPP bridge was to blame, I'm restarting it
 
One of the new bad answer heuristics is:
> contains ":)" or ":-)" or ":(" or ":-("
Suddenly @RebeccaChernoff's smileys make sense -- she's dodging the bad answer filter
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6:03 PM
LOL!
 
@Tyler and @drachenstern let me know if you can load trac.digitalfruition.com/soxmpp now
and @drachenstern what OS do you need an XMPP client for? Pidgin on Linux will notify you when you're mentioned, Adium on OS X will also
Write support in XMPP is a pain in the ass right now, but in v2.0 I will be making it far better
 
@TheUnhandledException XP
I see the trac site
 
@RebeccaChernoff You've got a good chance at Populist from this:
-2
Q: Should moderators get reputation?

Graham LeeI ask as a moderator of security.se. Would it be better if moderators didn't gain/lose reputation for their questions and answers? We are already supposed to represent the communities we mod, and we already have full access to the tools that are the 'prize' for good participants. So perhaps we, l...

 
6:09 PM
Populist?
Ah.
Maybe even reversal.
 
@MichaelMrozek -1 / +1
 
@RebeccaChernoff Oh yeah, I forgot about that one
 
....Hm. I probably should have set an alarm.
 
Reversal is a bit of a cheat on MSO; answers that disagree with a downvoted post tend to get upvoted
 
G'Morning @TimStone...
 
6:12 PM
@TimStone LOL. Welcome.
 
G'mo...alright, it's definitely afternoon now. Let's just be upfront about it :P
/blames @YiJiang/Firefox
Stupid bugs and my desire to figure them out until 6 am.
 
I will now refer to starting your posts with "Hi" as "Chacha-ing the post"
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That said, there are a ridiculous number of chacha-ed posts every day on SO
 
BURNINATE CHACHAING
 
@TimStone gmorning
 
'Ello
 
6:18 PM
@TimStone yeah, it was too late (I was sleepinating) or I would've offered some feedback on that one ... I think the accepted answer was the simplest tho
 
Hi,
I would just like to say that I appreciate politeness. An I don't think it should be burned.
Thanks, jjnguy
 
so it's done now isn't?
 
@drachenstern Are we talking about the same thing? :P
@jjnguy Hahah ;)
 
@TimStone the return (t + '(' + ( +f.flag + +f.spam) + ')' + )
 
@Tim, the best part is, they can't edit my politeness out of a chat message.
 
6:21 PM
@drachenstern Ah, OK, then yes :)
It's the perfect ploy!
@RebeccaChernoff Yeah, there's another reason to disown Firefox, it apparently thinks it's OK to randomly move parentheses.
 
AHHHH!
@TheUnhandledException Keeps replyin to me..
 
@TimStone Errr?
 
@TylerChacha LOL
 
I thought we got rid of you...
 
4
Q: Problem with type coercion and string concatenation in JavaScript in Greasemonkey script on Firefox

Yi JiangI'm creating a GreaseMonkey script to improve the user interface of the 10k tools Stack Overflow uses. I have encountered an unreproducible and frankly bizarre problem that has confounded me and the others in the JavaScript room on SO Chat. We have yet to find the cause after several lengthy debu...

 
6:23 PM
I'm writing a post on reusable code...
The funny part is that half of the post is on how to design a class, the second half is tips for making it resuable
the point being that planning a class has a tendency to make it more reusable
 
The most awesome thing about that code being, if you write it almost any other way, it doesn't break. Only when you write it the way you almost always would...Took us several hours to figure out what the hell was going on, heh. I think Yi Jiang was almost ready to voluntarily go wash rice.
@TylerChacha Yeah, interesting things arise from lack of forward planning.
 
If everyone cared, and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day.... when nobody died
 
OK, I am off to get lunch with friends. I may be back later. See you guys around!
 
Is anyone else seeing switching rooms taking forever ? My internet connection feels fine as far as loading other pages, but loading chat rooms drag on and on.
 
@RebeccaChernoff yeah that was happening to me
 
6:30 PM
@RebeccaChernoff You should keep them all open in separate tabs like the cool kids do
 
@MichaelMrozek Exactly
 
No.
I already haver over 9000 tabs!
I don't need more!
 
Seriously?
 
No.
But the point is the same. >_<
 
I thought maybe you really wanted to support charity :P
 
6:35 PM
Only Jon Skeet can tell a browser to open up 9,000 tabs
Well, I'm off to try to open 10,000 tabs
 
@RebeccaChernoff occasionally I do
 
I have one window for chat, with 7 tabs currently; it seems much saner that constantly switching between conversations in a single tab
 
Yeah, that's similar to what I have. I also have obligatory AppTabs for the WOB and WOM.
 
ok, there is 150 of the max 250 a day
 
I just "join favourite rooms", then open tabs for those that get activity via middle click.
Profit.
 
6:45 PM
@radp Bookmark folder + "open all in new tabs" = even more profit
 
Not leaving = maximum profit
Though I do have to kill Firefox for being a memory whore every now and then, in which case I "Open recently closed window"
 
I'm an idler. I'm in rooms that I rarely speak in, but I like having them there. Same thing I do on IRC. So I'd have a heck of a lot of tabs open if I had a tab per room I'm in.
 
@RebeccaChernoff Yeah, I have ten open right now...It does kind of get unwieldy, but if I didn't have them open in separate tabs I'd probably not notice activity in the other rooms.
 
I appear to be in 23 chat rooms across the 3 servers. A couple are the WA frozen rooms. ):
 
There are non-frozen WA rooms?
 
6:50 PM
Yes. >_<
 
so the moral of the story for @RebeccaChernoff and @TimStone is to go into every room and @ them at the same time
 
Excellent. I can do that quickly, for I have a sane room setup
 
glares at @Zypher.
 
@RebeccaChernoff What's the magic to show the replied-to post with the chat modifications userscript?
 
7:00 PM
Ctrl + Up to start keyboard navigation, Up to the post, then Left or P to preview
 
@TimStone Thanks
Did you do Ctrl+Up navigation? I couldn't function without that, well done
 
Hooray! :D
...err what SO? "You've earned the Quorum badge (that you already had)"
Though to be fair, it never notified me before, heh, just about Convention.
 
Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure Convention doesn't warrant being a silver badge
I realize it's because it's the same as Quorum but more difficult, but 10 posts with 2 upvotes is pretty trivial
You can do that in a day and not go over the rep limit
 
Yeah, but I just qualify for it, so let's leave it as-is for right now. ;)
 
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=n+-+(n+*+r+/+t)
 
7:09 PM
ducks
 
how would you simply that?
 
@drachenstern You can do n(1 - r/t), but I'm not sure that's "simpler"
 
@Zypher Surely you don't think that just ducking will allow you to escape my death glare? q:
 
@RebeccaChernoff There was an implicit "behind the new office couch", so it's possible.
 
no no
 
7:20 PM
Ah, behind the firewall. Also a good choice. :P
 
@Zypher Where does one buy a brick the size of the continental US?
 
Actually that's a good idea if we ever find an asteroid that will hit us
 
@NickT that's a sysadmin secret
 
7:22 PM
0
Q: Why doesn't stackoverflow run on google app engine?

Since I don't have much knowledge in databases and web programming, I won't include the reasons to "why I think it could run on GPE and cost much less to the developers". But I'll be glad to hear opinions!

 
blinks twice, then shakes head
 
> Now that we migrated to servers we control, the process is almost simple
Ah, "almost simple". That's the dream
 
but, but, but GAE is THE CLOUD
 
@Zypher webscale, you mean.
 
@Sathya Heheh
N(necessarily)SFW
"If /dev/null is fast and webscale, I will use it. Is it webscale?"
 
7:41 PM
> Does /dev/null support sharding?
I forgot how funny this is
 
hahaha the people from my old job are asking about a system that i'm pretty sure got shredded (quite litterally)
 
If I were in the design meeting I'm spying on I probably would've snapped and yelled at everyone by now. Which is probably why I'm not in the meeting
 
@MichaelMrozek actually that probably is the form I want. Trying to simplify a SQL script and get performance boosts where I can
I have left.Value - ( left.Value * r.Sum / r.AdjustedSum ) more or less ... sadly it's in a M:N join so I can't make it a constant without introducing a cursor
 
@TimStone That referenced messages thing has also changed my life. I owe you an upvote on something
@drachenstern Ah, fun
 
7:54 PM
@RebeccaChernoff > Because everyone knows Google doesn't run on Unicorns!
 
Can people download the SE forum software and run their own sites, like...
 
@Jin so sneaky!
 
@user152426 No. All sites are done via Area 51 - area51.stackexchange.com
 
@MichaelMrozek Hahah, I have no objections to that. I think it might be even more helpful with the ability to jump to that referenced message (if it's still in the current chat window) and to have the ID and/or timestamp of the message in the preview box (since sometimes I have a hard time figuring out where the message that was being replied to showed up in the transcript)
 
7:59 PM
So what is the http://astroanswers.org/ using to run his site
?
 
72
Q: Stack Overflow Clones?

AndrijaDoes anyone know interesting clones of the SO web site model? Please list valid clones. If the site exists in this list of Stack Exchange sites it is not a clone but part of the self-hosted Stack Overflow solution.

 
It's an SE 1.0 site. The header has <meta name="generator" content="StackExchange 0.9 (20100413135304-37b86aed49ad)"> in it.
 
Ah ha
 
so it is not associated with SE?
 
@ChrisF it looked too much like an SE to not have been
 
8:02 PM
Good catch @ChrisF :)
 
@user152426 There used to be a scheme where people could rent SE for their own site, but it wasn't very successful.
 
@drachenstern It certainly looked like an SE 1.0 site, but a check of the source is always the way to make sure
 
@ChrisF true, and you seem to remember to look for that meta tag before I ever remember it's an option every single time ;)
good on ya
 
@user152426 Nope - not associated. So your profile on there won't be linked with any other site.
 
8:04 PM
why isn't my meta link oneboxing? did we never get meta.SE OB support?
 
@user152426 - there is an Astronomy Area 51 site currently in the commitment phase:
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Astronomy

Proposed Q&A site for astronomers and astrophysicists from amateurs to experts

Currently in commitment.

 
is it wrong that i smile a little inside because something i could have fixed at my old job in about 30 mins has been broken for almost 16 hours now
 
@Zypher nope
unless it's also wrong for me to tell you no
 
Some sites (money.stackexchange.com for example have been seeded with SE 1.0 site data
 
@Zypher I look forward to doing this many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many times.
 
8:06 PM
@RebeccaChernoff oh noes! Isn't the braindump onenote full of info yet?
 
Ummmmm yeah.....I kinda said screw OneNote.
 
imagine that ;)
 
50% of the subpages are empty.
 
I beginning to think that SO, SU and SF could do with the hand of @Jin to make them look as good as the new sites
3
 
8:06 PM
yeeps
@ChrisF you can update my SO and MSO when you pry them from @JeffAtwood's cold dead fingers ... or something like that
idk, I'm kinda partial to the look of SO and MSO, but SF and SU I'm ok with a little revamp ;)
 
Actually, just imagine the outcry if there were ever a redesign
 
oo ooo oo they can't even get into the one piece of equipment to save them ... oh my that just makes me smile :-D (cus i turned over the passwords on my way out)
 
I should probably attempt to make an effort at it.
 
oh man this day just keeps getting better
 
My boss isn't on skype and had the IT guy in there crawling around on the floor. Upgrade season already?
 
8:09 PM
@RebeccaChernoff eh just make sure you give them ALL the passwords
 
@Zypher That's not as fun.
 
yes, but avoids legal issues
 
@ChrisF I thought it was hinted that that might happen in the future?
 
better to write down all the passwords and laminate them and then say "if you lose this you're screwed cos I won't remember them" and then check back in 12 months and notice nothing has been changed
 
True, like that guy in California or whatever.
 
8:10 PM
I don't have any passwords someone else doesn't know.
 
@TimStone You might be right about that. Can't remember where though
 
@TimStone I told you to pry them from ... oh never mind
 
@RebeccaChernoff Effort is overrated.
 
For reason they think it is a good idea to have me log on to servers with an admin account rather than my own.
 
@rchern found her phone :D
 
8:10 PM
I assume they'll change that password after I leave....but.... |:
 
but "PLAIT"?
 
i know for a fact they didn't change the admin passwords when i left
hell my personal account was still active w/ vpn access for like 3 weeks after i left
didn't use it my friend told m e
 
@Zypher This happened at my university too :P
 
The password is the same as it was before another guy left, so yeah, doubt they will.
They've jokingly mentioned me consulting.
 
8:12 PM
@RebeccaChernoff you should've jokingly mentioned triple-current consulting rates
 
I secretly think that when they move upstairs they'll set up a cube for me in hopes I'll come back.
 
@drachenstern Hell, even normal consulting rates are great. :P
 
@RebeccaChernoff 1 contract 2 rediculous pricepoint i'd say 400$/hr with a minimum 4 hour
 
I meant consulting rates at triple her current salary
 
Yeah, with my company? It'd be like $20/hr.
 
8:13 PM
my response would be F followed by Y then
 
Actually I have no idea what "average" consulting rates would be anyway.
 
so if she's $20/hr then consulting is minimum $60/hr
 
@drachenstern Ah ;)
 
rounded up on hours
 
@RebeccaChernoff We've proxied consultants for $75/hr, with overhead that we keep, heh.
 
8:13 PM
so 1.1 hours = $120
 
oh god that cheap
 
my mother in law is a contract RN and the company she works for bills her out at a minimum of $120/hr
 
remember this isn't trying to buidl a business :)
 
she doesn't make quite that much, but she's an hourly employee who works lots of overtime
 
and you have a captive audience
 
8:15 PM
@RebeccaChernoff I've found (from talking to prior bosses) that that 3* is acceptable, but they'll never admit it.
granted, as always, YMMV
@TimStone's a bossman, hey bossman is that too much?
 
@ChrisF Hm, I had thought @Jin had mentioned it at some point, but my transcript searching has failed me.
@drachenstern Hahah, probably not. People try to charge ridiculous rates for consulting. It really depends on the industry and location, too.
 
true @ location
 
Yeah, the midwest isn't exactly cream of the crop salary-wise.
 
@RebeccaChernoff That's putting it mildly....
 
@RebeccaChernoff probably about like where I live only slightly less populated ... oh wait, you're in StL. screw that.
 
8:18 PM
Heheh, we were hoping to find people in the midwest ;)
 
Yeah, I should think $60 would be good
 
Depending on your level of experience, $60 is definitely on the low end.
 
@ChrisF I don't know, their minimalism is a quality in itself.
Would you really want StackOverflow to look like an IDE? :P
 
remember you're not getting any benefits from them, nor long term commitments, so you have to treat it like a business. Like I said, long talks with my ex-bosses. They were coaching me for contractor work for other customers.
@radp NO cos it'll end up looking like emacs or vi or something that's not based on a red X and blues ;)
 
@drachenstern That's for Unix to take!
 
8:20 PM
good point
 
@drachenstern 1099 is a pain in the ass, heh.
 
@TimStone hence I'm not currently a 1099 ;)
I totally missed the part where contracting you plan for 10 hours billable, try and squeeze 30 in pay out of those 10, hope for 40s worth, and still have to manage the overhead of all of that, plus the expenses of no work. It was enlightening
 
If you do Corp to Corp I think it's not as bad, and there are W-2 options.
 
I love when someone opens a bug, then assigns it to me, then realizes it's a null return and so closes the bug themselves :D
 
status-instacompleted
 
8:23 PM
@radp I do admit that it has its appeal. Perhaps a subtle change of font or the rounding of a few corners
 
hehe, true
ok people, headphones on and door slightly closed, time for nailing some SQL and updating my timesheet for all of Dec to date :(
 
If the trilogy sites are going to look the same, I think they should...look the same.
These minute pixel differences irk me. ;)
@drachenstern For some reason I originally read that as you hanging your headphones on the door and I was confused what that was supposed to signify. Also, gogogo, you're more behind on your timesheet than I am, for shame! ;)
 
from my posterous archives
 
for shame is worse, they need it to bill weekly in theory :(
 
this will make sense only to IT Crowd fans
 
8:45 PM
> Waiting for moves...
 
@RebeccaChernoff I'm going to need you to go back in time and play something else so I can play my letter-clearing word.
Ohhhh, that's why it makes that weird noise sometimes.
Didn't realize that shaking the phone mixed up the letters, heh.
 
how did you never try that? (I found it by accident.) Also, what noise?
Also, I found some errors in my previous script so waiting on a ~ 12 minute run
 
It makes a noise when they get shuffled.
 
on to the next block of code
@TimStone I have all games and almost all apps on mute. Cos I'm special like that
 
Ah ;)
 
8:50 PM
status-oh-hell-no
 
I hate non-explicit noise. It bothers me. It's why I wear my headphones a lot. I'm sure it's a sign of yet another neurotypical disorder I have
 
@RebeccaChernoff Fine, I went for the same word but without playing the last tile :P
 
@Sathya Tsk, "all areas" and then level 28+ are restricted.
 
ADHD, Apneic, LowT, BMI36, mildly depressive, potentially BiPo, insert word for hates noises here
 
@drachenstern I'm just too lazy to turn off the sounds, I guess
 
8:53 PM
@TimStone perhaps
 
At my next job I will be able to listen to an actual radio or speaker without headphones
It will be glorious.
You should be jealous.
(;
 
Waiting to see @rchern use [TW][ ][ ][V][ ][ ][ ][DW][ ][ ][ ][ ] with V being an actual tile
 
Heh :P
 
@RebeccaChernoff nah, I have a massive window so street noises creep in, I'll stick with my Bose AEs
 
looks around at the lack of people he'd disturb by listening to music at home
 
8:56 PM
@TimStone we're not disturbing you doing so are we? ;)
 
Seemingly not :P
 
So in another ~1k chat messages I'll be in the top 20 on MSO
 
claps
 
have to get past welbog, diago and Robert Cartaino or shog or Mrozek
 
@drachenstern GAHHHH It doesn't like my word. ):
 
8:58 PM
@RebeccaChernoff I don't think GAHHHH is an acceptable word :(
 
Does your word involve adding random letters to "oy"?
 
That wasn't my word.
 
Did you like my VOLLEYER?
:P
 
But if it accepted it, it'd be worth 57 points.
 
I know it wasn't dear
hey that would be good
 
8:59 PM
Yeah well, I really wanted to play FANATIC with the C, but :P
 
Is it in the dictionary or am I really making up a word? dictionary.reference.com/browse/quave
 
stomps her foot I want to play quave rofl
 
So google doesn't think that's really a word by itself ... except for being the action that "to quaver" is ...
however urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quave has a quite hilarious set of definitions
A nice ass on a girl; someone who has a good butt.
That girl over there has a real quave.
that's about the only one that makes any sort of sense, the rest are just ... wow
woot, job finished
 
@RebeccaChernoff Hahahah. I wanted to play "squiz" yesterday, but no :(
 
9:04 PM
@drachenstern That's the one that is supposed to make sense? |:
 
@drachenstern lmao, wtf?
 
@RebeccaChernoff compared to the others, I think so ... cos the rest are even more ridiculous to me
 
..which worries me :P
 
@drachenstern, you're killing me!
 
funnelcake!
 
9:20 PM
@drachenstern How do you show the scoreboard?
 
1
A: Should you answer a question directly, or look for an underlying problem?

PerformanceDBAThis happens all the time. The problem (not the answer to the question) is this. Many SO posters are looking for quick points, they favour short quick answers, and get quite upset with anyone who sees the bigger picture, the deeper problem, and speaks to that. Of course the best thing to do is...

Seriously, who keeps up voting this guy's nonsensical ranting?
 
9:37 PM
thanks @TimStone ~ that was ... a less than stupendous start, both on board and on my hand ...
 
Hello
 
Heh :P
'Ello
 
glomp
 
2 hours until school is over
 
when does happy hour start?
 
9:43 PM
Not soon enough :P
 
10:04 PM
I hit the 250 tab limit for chrome today
 
If you open a couple tabs in quick succession, the Chrome Giving extension doesn't pick them all up.
):
 
So, race condition or conspiracy?
 
Conspiracy!
 
If you read the terms it is explained
you can only earn once a second
 
Conspiracy!
In other words, who the hell reads the terms?
(;
 
10:17 PM
Me ... Estaba aburrido
 
@TimStone that guy is completely loco.
 
(in an answer posted 30 minutes ago on a question that had an answer accepted January 2009)
 
He recently gave an answer that got -16 downvotes and was then deleted as spam, that is the reason for his rant
 
@Pekka Yep, heh. And prior to that he got into a spat with some other member...
 
10:19 PM
Man, not being able to see deleted stuff can be so boring!
 
@RebeccaChernoff HAHAHAHA....wait, I'm not there yet either. Soon...
 
@MichaelMrozek And the answer itself is a dupe of one of the other answers, heh.
 
@RebeccaChernoff That's why you have to be on the ball and see it before it's deleted ;)
 
10:25 PM
@MichaelMrozek Maybe you can explain this to me: "...it effectively allows anyone who could have compromised the otherwise non-privileged user account used to su from to gain root (at the next invocation of su by the admin)." Is it really that trivial to hijack a user's terminal?
@RebeccaChernoff Heheh, what an appropriately played word ;)
 
@TimStone Actually I guess if you're both on the same account it really wouldn't be difficult to snoop.
 
@TimStone What's the whole sentence? I'm having trouble understanding what that says
 
It was from an old mailing list explaining why OWL doesn't have sudo, and that sentence in particular was about why there was no reason to SSH into a limited-privilege account and then su to root, since if the limited-privilege account was compromised then the root account could also easily be compromised, invalidating the whole premise.
> Yes, it used to be common sysadmin wisdom to "su root" rather than login as root. Those few who, when asked, could actually come up with a valid reason for this preference would refer to the better accountability achieved with this approach. Yes, this really is a good reason in favor of this approach. But it's also the only one. And the reason I give against using this approach is that it effectively allows anyone who could have compromised the otherwise non-privileged user account used to su from to gain root (at the next invocation of su by the admin). So the separation between the non-root and the root accounts is lost.
 
@TimStone not the only one. I've watched several interactions between him and other members that were beyond the pale.
 
10:36 PM
@Pekka That's rather unfortunate. Assuming he has the experience he describes, I imagine that there's credible information in his answers, but that's difficult to spot under the condescending tone and wildly tangent retorts. :/
 
@TimStone I'm not sure what the argument is there. Ask on Unix! ;)
 
I think I get it well enough now, I was going about it the wrong way. ;)
If the non-privileged account is compromised and the sysadmin doesn't notice, then when the sysadmin logs into the non-privileged account and su's to root, whoever compromised that same non-privileged account could presumably snoop on their activity and repeat it at will, I guess. Which would be almost the same level of effort as if they had just compromised the root account directly.
 
@TimStone assuming you mean the quy you quoted, and the answer you quoted, that's an incredibly valid viewpoint, and just goes to prove that all security is theater. The best you can do is unplug the network cable and seal the machine in a concrete case.
@TimStone not even that complicated, once someone issues a su command, then any succeeding su in a predefined interval (cos you can change it by system) doesn't require a password.
so if you are running top (or something that shows processes being run) and you see a "root" process run (something only the root user would do) then you would know you had a small window of time to su. once you did su root, then the rest is self explanatory
 
@drachenstern The guy I was referring to there is unrelated to this security stuffs
 
@drachenstern su doesn't work that way; sudo does
 
10:48 PM
@TimStone ah, oh well then, pretend I sound smart :D
@MichaelMrozek oh, like I said, pretend I sound smart ;)
I really should stop working and spend more time in here ;)
 
I guess you could put a su binary early in their path that just captures the password they type in and sends it to you; possibly that's what he meant
 
if you compromise the non-priv'd account, sure. that's a trivial thing to implement, no? the trickier thing is evading getting caught
 
@drachenstern Yeah, and if you just made it output "Wrong password" and remove itself, the user would rerun su, get the correct one this time, and probably never guess
 
Very true. I wouldn't suspect a thing.
I would probably curse my computer
woohoo, I'm 32% of the way to 10k tools ;) :p
ok, back to queries, that was a fun break
(also WwF in 5)
 
Hahah :P
 

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