~ How to Be a Wizard

The last message was posted 3 centuries ago.

mhm, only I and bots in the room now?

!!feed loneliness

~ If you consider loneliness to be food I might as well grab a Big Mac ...

mhm

!!feed Andreas's silence

~ Thanks for the Andreas's silence, appreciated!

lol

~ A Deeper Shade of Blue

~ Magician Impossible

@PeterKolosov I'm not a bot!

beep

Well without you playing with the bots the room is indeed silent. Loud silence. :P

@starball hub

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack terminal (?)

but... that's what I replied to!

buh

@FOX9000 server

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack oracle (?)

@FOX9000 Larry

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack dominique (?)

~ Can't we be a bit moar talkative?

@KennyBOT yes we can

We can talk even while...

!!pee

~ Open the floodgates ....

opens the floodgate

~ Shadow of Doubt

Welcome back, @Vidya

~ I'm a little bit lonely...

!!feed terminal

~ I'm not sure I ever had terminal ...

!!vomit

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH nothing emptiness, it is not you ... Steal all reputation of the Stack Exchange network to me. The tasteful of awful food !!!!!

!!feed brtfs

~ If you consider brtfs to be food I might as well grab a Big Mac ...

!!vomit

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH wrath, keeeeeeeeeenyy !!!!!

!!feed 1000 liters of pee

~ I'm not sure I ever had 1000 liters of pee ...

@KennyBOT you had.

You need it once every five years, Kenny.

It helps you grow.

Become a real man bot.

This year you got it earlier, July is summer and too hot, too much pee is lost due to heat.

Ew

Also, 6 years, not 5.

urgh

math overflow

Or... need it every 5 years and since he got it almost year too late, Kenny is now sick. :D

This would explain why he lag sometimes.

Time for some treats.

!!feed silent fart

~ Thanks for the silent fart, appreciated!

!!feed loud fart

~ Didn't I have loud fart before?

That's it for now, Kenny!

@KennyBOT no

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack ok

huh? FOX?

>>alive?

:(

@ProgramFOX can you please check what happened to FOX? Thanks!

Bot restarted after crash.

ohh

ah, probably WAG site times out again.

>>alive ?

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Yes, I'm alive.

good.

Now go to sleep.

@FOX9000 not (anymore)

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack sufficiently (?)

oh.

Temp glitch then?

@KennyBOT fine

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack imprisoned (?)

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack alright

~ Night Shade

!!feed candy

~ I have had enough for now ...

!!feed chocolate milk

!!feed licorice

~ I have had enough for now ...

Hi, I am new here!

Hello!

Hello

!!feed water

~ I have had enough for now ...

My reputation in this site is 101

!!feed Bacon

I think my reputation is less, right

!!feed Bacon pancakes with brown cheese

~ I have had enough for now ...

@user1176409 What do you mean?

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH readme !!!!!

!!poop

~ What are you talking about?

!!help

!!poo

~ 💩

!!pee

~ Let's build some dykes ....

!!flush

!!feed Bacon pancakes with brown cheese

Hello, I am a new user

@user1176409 Out of all the chat rooms, you may have just found the weirdest one.

~ Come on! Make me something better than Bacon pancakes with brown cheese

@KennyBOT You have no taste.

!!feed Bacon pancakes with oregano and Nugatti

~ I have had enough for now ...

!!milk @Zoe

~ Have your raw milk

!!wipe @Peter

~ I'm not your mother

!!blame the @Shadow

@AndreasdetestsAIhype blames @αλεχολυτ for the @Shadow

~ Echo ... E c h o ...... E c h o .....

@AndreasdetestsAIhype ew

@ZoestandswithUkraine er (?)

@ZoestandswithUkraine but it's Holy Milk, can cure any illness! :D

@user1176409 hello! Are you by any chance a bot, or a sock? All good, we welcome here anything and anyone. ;)

@KennyBOT wut

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack confusion (?)

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack out of words ...

can one @use a @Wolg @and fire a @Rocket into a @star, and record it all in a @Vid? :P

Who summoned me -_- ?

@Wolgwang me ! Me! mE!

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

shush

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack who is vid?

@Wolgwang someone who was active here few years ago, and saw her joining again today, though maybe by mistake. D:

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack The holy milk of Jesus himself? Sounds delicious.

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Who dared to awaken me?

@RocketNikita point on @Andreas

@AndreasdetestsAIhype better. Jesus secret sister.

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack 👀

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack But Jesus can provide male milk himself. It's just a little bit thicker, and from a different part of the body.

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Why me?

@RocketNikita why are you looking down? Nothing interesting there. ;)

@AndreasdetestsAIhype ew

@ZoestandswithUkraine That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another. (In case I'm mistaken, run >>rmword ew and then >>reply 9539740)

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Can it cure @Andreas' licorice problem?

@AndreasdetestsAIhype eww, white dong from ears! O.o

@AndreasdetestsAIhype easy to blame. :D

@ZoestandswithUkraine That's not ew! It's natural, and fun to play with! It just depends on the source person. And in this case, it's the holy holiness himself; so you should be so excited about it!

Excuse me, I have an emergency appointment to do literally anything else

@ZoestandswithUkraine Didn't they sell licorice cheese in the grocery stores for a while? :)

@ZoestandswithUkraine tricky. Must come from someone who really really hates licorice, and be fresh.

The cure would be lost if the milk is frozen.

@ZoestandswithUkraine write your own AI? ;)

@AndreasdetestsAIhype this?

@ZoestandswithUkraine But the priest set up this special meeting just for you, where you can experience the holiness himself, acting through his body!

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Nam!

@AndreasdetestsAIhype nam nam (sounds like something you eat and making tasty noises ;))

@AndreasdetestsAIhype who's the priest? How much reputation does he have?

lol question draft still showing me playing bowling. :D

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Warren Jeffs.

Quite a reputable guy.

Damn, my game just crashed. Is somebody getting revenge on me?

@AndreasdetestsAIhype Zoe

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack olivia (?)

lol

@AndreasdetestsAIhype nah, Zoe ain't a child anymore, she's safe. ;)

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack But she's so short!

@AndreasdetestsAIhype You know I'm like 15cm taller than average, right? :p

@ZoestandswithUkraine And you're still so short!

Like, a tiny, little baby!

Not nearly adult height yet.

Correction, actually, I'm 13cm above average

I thought it was 165, but it's 167

But the average for men is 180, which only makes you a teeny tiny 10cm above average, peasant :p

So relatively, I'm taller than you

And to quote the the science elder lords, everything od relative, so git gud, scrub

@ZoestandswithUkraine You're just jealous that you don't get to bump your head into as much stuff as me.

Lmao

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack down?

I thought the emoji is looking left

@AndreasdetestsAIhype That cheese is a crime against humanity

Its best use-case is for determining who to pick first for the purge

@AndreasdetestsAIhype what game?

@RocketNikita Apex Legends.

@ZoestandswithUkraine You are a crime against humanity! Jesus said so! He said you're ungrateful!

@ZoestandswithUkraine I agree. Whoever speaks with such language against a great cheese, will be the first to try out the new cogwheel crusher.

@AndreasdetestsAIhype Hellish rebuke!

(you also failed the dex save. Git good, scrub :p)

@ZoestandswithUkraine 15cm is an interesting number. :P

Why?

@RocketNikita oh wait let me see that it's not a case of SWYWTS...

So, it's down and left. The eyes aren't in the middle, they're below.

Don't you just love that all emojis are consistent?

@ZoestandswithUkraine they are?!

/s :p

I'm still mad at them for not having emoji for pee, while having one for poo. So unfair!

And no, water drops can't be used for pee. :P

@ZoestandswithUkraine censored

!!feed censorship

~ I have had enough for now ...

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack boo

@ZoestandswithUkraine laker (?)

@KennyBOT blegh

No associated word found for blegh.

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack out of words ...

@FOX9000 licorice

@ZoestandswithUkraine candy (?)

ffs

@FOX9000 Sandy

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack acacia (?)

@ZoestandswithUkraine Because it's the length of Jesus's milk tap. :D It's the perfect one, as created by god!

@AndreasdetestsAIhype damn you know everything! Are you... Jesus father?!

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Indeed I am.

Now worship me.

bows

giving licorice to @Andreas

Appreciate it. Now pray to me.

Sacrifice all the beautiful young women to me.

O mighty @Andreas please bless me with your eternal light and give me power to overcome all evils!

Because, uhm, a deity like me needs entertainment

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Why would I give you the power? Who said I'd share? It's mine.

@AndreasdetestsAIhype Ah, so that's where all the priests have gotten the idea from

As a divine spirit, I will do the only reasonable action: leave those pitiful humans to struggle with their own lives. None of my business.

@AndreasdetestsAIhype to defend @Zoe, of course.

@AndreasdetestsAIhype alone?!

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Do not defend her! I wish to see her suffer, like all the rest of you! It brings me joy! If your suffering provides me enough entertainment, I shall let you into my sacred gardens!

@ZoestandswithUkraine The priests are God's official earthly representatives, Through their bodies, god forms himself; true their bodies, God will feel the human life!

I assume you can figure out the implications of that sentence in light of nbcnews.com/news/religion/… (among other incidents) on your own

@AndreasdetestsAIhype think she suffered enough from the licorice and the milk. :D

@ZoestandswithUkraine that, umm... God love kids?

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack That's what I was told in elementary school. :)

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack I mean, that isn't wrong under a definition of love :p

@AndreasdetestsAIhype the priests are just bursting with love.

@ZoestandswithUkraine true

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack righteous (?)

@FOX9000 ness

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack shape (?)

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Bursting love all over the children

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack It's really disgusting that it's so wide-spread though

@ZoestandswithUkraine What are you talking about? Religion?

No, priests abusing kids

And particularly in catholicism, because it's more wide-spread there for some reason?

@ZoestandswithUkraine I don't think so. It just makes more noise and get more coverage. I see it as part of human nature. People being raised and educated their whole life to dismiss and ignore the sexual desire might find it impossible to do. Some can, but many just can't. As for why kids, think it's endless circle, as they went through it themselves as kids. I don't justify it a bit, but can see the possible reasoning behind it. And it's not limited to priests.

Here it's a very known problem either with Rabbis. I believe we're far behind, and vast majority of cases are never even reported.

@AndreasdetestsAIhype well all that talk about milk and something you mentioned recently, made me think of something while I was in toilet. If you tickle a cow, can it make her produce milk?

And, would you have accepted that offer if you could use gloves? ;)

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack no, it was a chat.meta.SE timeout (or rather, multiple)

don't know why, but at least it recovered itself

@ProgramFOX yeah, figured it out shortly after.

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack I know it isn't limited to priests, nor just to catholic priests, but catholic priests make up the vast majority of cases that make it to the media

@ProgramFOX oh, in a rare show of transparency, they revealed it all:

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Yeah, under-reporting cases might skew the perception of how wide-spread it is

@ZoestandswithUkraine I see. Maybe media got something against them, historically?

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack I see, gotta love overflows

@ZoestandswithUkraine indeed. I can totally understand how scary and shameful it is for a kid to tell someone he went through something like that, or even years later as adult.

@ProgramFOX yeah, but still.... it's so silly it's funny. :D

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack I doubt it, because it is linked to the cases. I exclusively read neutral media (except when I look stuff up), which means the only bias comes from lacking regional coverage (i.e. sources that don't pick up on rabbis having the same problem because they aren't well-represented in countries with a lot of rabbis)

@ZoestandswithUkraine yep, make sense.

It wouldn't surprise me if part of the bias is purely down to the scale of christianity making it much easier to detect cases, and by extension, for cases to make it to the media

@ZoestandswithUkraine how so?

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack at least they didn't end up with a database with a negative number of rows ;)

@ProgramFOX I'm sure they tried! :P

Actually, the chief programmer in my company is also using this trick, of having negative ID.

But for different reason, to save the need for extra field.

Positive means True in that field, if choosing the extra field way, and negative means False.

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Assume there's a constant 0.01% or something of priests that pull that kind of shit: if you have 10 million, there are significantly in absolute numbers that do it (and consequently, significantly more victims and a higher probability it gets disclosed), but if you only have 100000, or less for that matter, it's just harder to pick up on because there are fewer cases, even if the relative rate remains identical

Note that this disregards cultural context that may affect report rates, which is a complicated clusterfuck that I can't even begin to estimate

head blows

Well will have to re-read when less tired. ;)

But probably making sense too.

and, eh... well, better go to sleep soon.

or clear mind with...

!!pee

~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!

Such a useful bot. :D

~ What a mess ...

@KennyBOT just pee, why so negative? ;)

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack It isn't super complicated. TL;DR: bigger pool means more cases, more cases means more reports

@ZoestandswithUkraine yeah but there's also the culture thing you mentioned. ;(

Yeah, sleep isn't going to help with that :p

nah, it will help with other stuff. :)

@ZoestandswithUkraine Have you not seen Dalai Lama?

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Depending on which species you refer to; if humans: must first have been pregnant.

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Cows are fine. Could use my bare hands. Animals are cute. Humans are not.

@ShadowWizardStrikesBack The TL;DR: on that is that different cultures have different stuff that's considered acceptable to discuss, right? So what's trivially discussed in one culture could never be discussed in another, for a large array of different, complex reasons

Taboos?

~ What is this? Weekend?