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4:00 PM
@sha And now I've destroyed you ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard no please don't remove links added by others.
Feel free to remove your own.
 
@sha ohk
>>link danke thank_you_very_much
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
>>link sha silly
 
4:00 PM
>>slap @Tech
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating Command not found. Did you mean: help?
 
>>link sha slap
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating The command you want to look up does not exist.
 
>>link sha slapper
 
4:01 PM
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
>>link sha snapper
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
>>link sha napper
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
>>link sha diaper
 
4:01 PM
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
>>link sha night
>>link sha snacker
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
Long time since I wore a diaper. Maybe I should try it again? :D @Tech
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
@sha Only babies wear diapers, so the last time you wore a diaper was 40 years ago ;)
>>link sha sleeper
 
4:02 PM
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
@TechExpertWizard 39 actually, had them until age of 3
 
@sha Oh, interestin' ;)
 
I was always lazy ;)
 
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating sha
 
@TechExpertWizard insecticide (?)
 
4:03 PM
@sha Why does it think you're insecticide?
>>rmword sha
 
@TechExpertWizard Word removed from latest words.
 
@TechExpertWizard there's only 10% chance for taking manually added word when there are words coming back from the external service
 
>>reply 8677952
 
@TechExpertWizard cbc (?)
 
@sha Oh, that's interestin', but it's also bad for me, 'cause I wanna slap ya with some funny WAG words ;)
 
4:04 PM
So better use word without external link, e.g. ShadowWiz or ShaWiz
:1 ShaWiz
 
No associated word found for SaWiz.
 
No associated word found for ShaWiz.
 
>>link ShaWiz diaper
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
4:04 PM
Yup, now it will take only from those.
 
@sha Yep, it can only do the external one 'cause it doesn't have any other options ;)
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating ShaWiz
 
@TechExpertWizard diaper (?)
 
No associated word found for poopy.
 
>>continue poopy smelly
 
4:05 PM
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating smelly (?)
 
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating poopy
 
@TechExpertWizard That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another. (In case I'm mistaken, run >>rmword poopy and then >>reply 8677992)
 
>>rmword poopy
>>reply 8677992
 
@TechExpertWizard Word removed from latest words.
Associated words found for poopy, but all of them have been posted in the latest 10 messages.
 
BTW @Tech, for your information, there are adults who wear diapers on purpose. It's not very common, but exists. If you want to learn more google for "ABDL", but I warn you, you won't like it.
 
4:06 PM
@sha Why do they do that? P.S. I am not going to google it, and please don't gimme the link, 'cause I don't wanna see that kinda stuff :(
 
Well, it's not only diapers, but diapers are major part of this.
 
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
 
@TechExpertWizard well, let's just say it gives them pleasure to do it.
 
@sha ohk
 
4:08 PM
It's part of something bigger known as "fetish", guess you heard that term already.
So there are tons of those, ABDL is one of them.
 
@sha I haven't heard of that, please DO NOT tell me about this, it's probably some really bad thing and I am NOT going to google it ;D ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard too late? lol
Well, all you need to know is that such things exist.
 
@sha Please DO NOT tell me anymore about this stuff ;D ;)
@sha Good idea. It's okay to know that something bad exists, but as long as I don't further research it I'm okay ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard hmm... to fight things you consider as bad you have to know them first, but it's fine. :)
 
@sha lol :(
 
4:11 PM
sad lol?
 
@sha Not sad lol, just lol and then sad face ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard big
 
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating loser (?)
 
>>cat @sha is the loser ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard @sha is the loser ;)
 
4:12 PM
looser
One who loose
 
>>link sha loser'
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
Loose poo is bad
 
>>remove link sha loser'
 
@TechExpertWizard Command not found. Did you mean: removelink?
 
4:13 PM
I don't like loose poo
 
@TechExpertWizard No link found.
 
@sha What do you mean, loose poop.
 
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. adjective
- not rigidly fastened or securely attached
- having worked partly free from attachments
- not tight-fitting
- free from confinement, restraint, or obligation
- not brought together in a bundle, container, or binding
- not dense or compact in structure or arrangement
- not solid :
- lacking in restraint or power of restraint
- not tightly drawn or stretched :
- being flexible or relaxed
- lacking in precision, exactness, or care
- permitting freedom of interpretation
 
4:13 PM
>>link sha lose
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
>>link sha rose
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
@TechExpertWizard "not solid"
 
>>link sha looser
 
4:14 PM
Kenny poo is good and solid
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
>>link sha loose
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
>>link sha wizard
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
4:15 PM
>>link sha poop
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
@sha I hope this didn't insult you ;)
>>removelink sha poop
 
@TechExpertWizard Link removed.
 
>>link @Hans The_Poop_Guru
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
4:15 PM
>>link @Hans King_of_the_Poop
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
@TechExpertWizard nah, all good
It's not easy to really insult me.
 
@sha Meh, it's okay 'cause I removed the link ;) Instead, I linked it to @Hans, although that command is still waitin' ;)
 
And I poop, so the link fits. :)
 
>>link @Hans ThePoopGuru
 
4:16 PM
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
I LIKE TRAINS!
 
>>link @Zoe I_LIKE_TRAINS!
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
@sha But in actuality, everyone poops!
 
@TechExpertWizard linking with ping is pointless because the ping cause the word to be invalid for WAG
 
4:17 PM
@TechExpertWizard except bacteria
and viruses
 
@sha Oh, interestin' ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard but I also love it. :D
 
and archaea or however tf one spells that xd
 
@sha I hate poop, and I hate to talk 'bout poop :(
 
@TechExpertWizard but you talk about it here... ;)
 
4:18 PM
Archaea ( (listen) or ar-KEE-ə or ar-KAY-ə) (singular archaeon) constitute a domain of single-celled organisms. These microorganisms lack cell nuclei and are therefore prokaryotes. Archaea were initially classified as bacteria, receiving the name archaebacteria (in the Archaebacteria kingdom), but this classification is obsolete.Archaeal cells have unique properties separating them from the other two domains, Bacteria and Eukaryota. Archaea are further divided into multiple recognized phyla. Classification is difficult because most have not been isolated in a laboratory and have been detected...
@sha 'Cause I need to ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard "in Rome, be a Roman"? :D
 
@sha Well, I know that old sayin', but well... ;)
 
When in rome, do as the romans*
 
When in Rome, do as the Romans do (often shortened to when in Rome...) is a proverb attributed to Saint Augustine. The phrase means that it is advisable to follow the conventions of the area in which you are residing or visiting.Saint Monica and her son, Saint Augustine, found out that Saturday was observed as a fast day in Rome, where they planned to visit. However, it was not a fast day where they lived in Milan. They consulted Saint Ambrose who said "When I am here (in Milan) I do not fast on Saturday, when in Rome I do fast on Saturday." That reply is said to have brought about the saying...
@Tech well you really don't have to do it, lol :)
You'll be accepted and loved just fine without poop.
 
@sha Yes, I know that sayin' ;)
 
4:20 PM
@Mithical also don't like it, and it's all good. ;)
(well, they don't like talking about it, dunno about doing it)
 
@sha Well, the fact/thing is that everyone poops ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard all humans, true. It's part of being human.
 
@sha Well, even animals poop ;)
 
And we can't fully control it, so it might get annoying/scary for some.
@TechExpertWizard not all animals though, as @Zoe said
 
@sha Why haven't you ever joined my Den yet?
 
4:23 PM
@TechExpertWizard dunno
 
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating lars (?)
 
I'm too comfortable here. ;)
 
@sha Well, @Zoe's wrong, 'cause bacteria, archaea, and viruses ain't animals ;) They're microbes/microorganisms. Bacteria and archaea are prokaryotes, whereas animals and humans are eukaryotes. The difference between prokaryotes and eukaryotes is that eukaryotes have a cell nucleus, which contains the DNA. In prokaryotes, DNA is contained within a circular ring called the nucleoid. Viruses are not considered living in biology.
 
ohh
@Zoe is never wrong
Others might get what she says in wrong way. :D
 
You spelled "usually" wrong :p
 
Lovely paradox too :')
 
Blame Chrome for not putting red line. ;)
 
If I'm never wrong, that means I'm usually wrong
but if I'm usually wrong, then you didn't spell "usually" wrong
and then it loops :p
 
Whatever loops, poops.
 
"Viruses are not considered living in biology." - depends
 
4:25 PM
1 min ago, by Tech Expert Wizard
@sha Well, @Zoe's wrong, 'cause bacteria, archaea, and viruses ain't animals ;) They're microbes/microorganisms. Bacteria and archaea are prokaryotes, whereas animals and humans are eukaryotes. The difference between prokaryotes and eukaryotes is that eukaryotes have a cell nucleus, which contains the DNA. In prokaryotes, DNA is contained within a circular ring called the nucleoid. Viruses are not considered living in biology.
 
That discussion isn't properly settled
 
@sha @Zoe And I DID NOT get that stuff from Wikipedia, 'cause I learned biology in high school and can still remember it ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard good for you :)
 
@Zoe Well, I dunno, but most biologists do not consider viruses as livin', but yeah ;)
 
4:26 PM
Which was last year and two years ago :p
 
@Zoe So did you? Did you learn biology in high school?
 
I learned most biology related things by myself from a big book.
 
@sha Did you learn biology in high school?
@sha Oh, what's that book called? ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard yes but I already knew most of the things, from the book
Maybe not "most", but many.
 
4:27 PM
@sha What's the book called? ;)
 
@sha Interesting. P.S. You can just call me @Tec ;)
 
Also, plants are eukaryotes
 
@Tec
 
They don't poop
 
4:29 PM
@Zoe Yes, I know that from high school biology ;)
@Zoe Yes yes, everyone knows that plants don't poop ;)
 
There's also carnivorous plants that resemble animals :')
(in function though)
 
@Zoe Yes, I know that, the Venus flytrap, for example ;) The Venus flytrap basically eats grasshoppers and similar insects ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard yeah but it feels.... missing. @Tech is better. :D
 
@sha Well but I always call you @sha and call Victor @Vic ;)
@Zoe I know, sorry, it's just the chatbot's startup message ;)
@Zoe If you don't like the startup message, I'll stop the chatbot from making the startup message ;)
 
4:32 PM
@TechExpertWizard sure, it's about syllables. Like I won't call @rene just "@ren"
 
@sha I'm doing some maintenance repairs for my chatbot, and I decided that it's a good idea to only allow my bot to join my own Den, so if you'd like to play with my chatbot, you're gonna have to come over to my Den ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard fair (enough ;))
 
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating complexion (?)
 
@sha OK, good ;)
!!poo
 
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4:41 PM
@sha @Zoe Why does @Kenny have a Winter Bash hat?
 
Ken wears a hat
Ken is stylish
be like Ken
- literally all bob copy-pasta
 
@TechExpertWizard because @rene put a hat on him
 
@sha lol ;) But I think he automatically got the hat 'cause he ain't like Community, the system'll automatically grant @Kenny the hat that he should get ;)
 
Think all bots got hats by now
 
4:43 PM
@Zoethe1337Princess I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.
 
Checks out
 
@TechExpertWizard maybe, but hats aren't being worn by default, you have to explicitly wear one.
 
!!eat sha
>>eat sha
 
~ Maybe lookup my instructions?
 
@TechExpertWizard Command not found. Did you mean: cat?
 
4:45 PM
@sha I mean, well, yeah, @ren had to login as @Kenny and make him wear the hat ;)
>>link sha eater
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
 
>>link sha eat
@FOX9000 eater
 
@TechExpertWizard Link added.
@TechExpertWizard cyclops (?)
 
Dillema: I have to pee, but only a little. Should I go now, or wait until I have more?
 
@sha Ask "Ask Skeet Bot" ;)
 
4:46 PM
@TechExpertWizard it's borked
 
That's what she said :p
 
12
Q: Eeeek! Skeet Bot is borked :(

Shadow Wizard is VaccinatingThe Thanks a Million, Jon Skeet! blog post contains what appears to be a Skeet Bot: However, clicking the "Ask Skeet Bot" button does... nothing. Closer inspection show that the API used by the bot is down. Can the API please be brought back to life, or if not maybe better remove the part...

@Zoethe1337Princess nah, just replace battery. ;)
 
No need to replace the battery if it's connected to the power grid :blobthinksmart:
 
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating But where can I find an Ask Skeet Bot?
>>link eat sha
 
@TechExpertWizard Link is already added.
 
4:49 PM
@FOX9000 eat
 
@TechExpertWizard drink (?)
 
>>define eat
 
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. verb
- to take into the mouth as food :chew and swallow in turn
- to take a meal
- to destroy, use up, or waste by or as if by eating
- to affect something by gradual destruction or consumption
- to enjoy with excitement
- to defeat or conquer completely
- to suffer deep distress (as from grief or envy)
- to take back what one has said
 
>>define drink
>>rmword drink
 
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. verb
- to swallow liquid :
- to take in or suck up
- to take in or receive avidly
- to give or join in a toast
- to drink alcoholic beverages
- to spend in or waste on consumption of alcoholic beverages
- to bring to a specified state by taking drink
2. noun
- liquid suitable for swallowing :
- alcoholic liquor
- a draft or portion of liquid
- excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages
@TechExpertWizard Word removed from latest words.
 
4:49 PM
@FOX9000 drink
 
@TechExpertWizard goblet (?)
 
Hello, @Mith!
!!poo
 
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@sha Added the hug feature.
tb hug sha
 
@TechExpertWizard hugs @sha
 
4:53 PM
tb hug Zoe
 
@TechExpertWizard hugs @Zoe
 
@TechExpertWizard hugs @Tech Expert Wizard
 
tb wake sha
tb wake Zoe
 
@TechExpertWizard ['Hey, @sha, wake up!', 'Wake up, @sha!']
@TechExpertWizard ['Hey, @Zoe, wake up!', 'Wake up, @Zoe!']
 
4:56 PM
No
 
@Zoe Sorry, still workin' on the chatbot ;)
 
So ping a bot
Bots aren't distracted xd
 
>>help help
 
@TechExpertWizard Shows information about the chat bot, or about a specific command. Syntax: >>help [ command ]
 
@Zoe I know I can test with other chatbots, but I did really want to wake you up as well as @sha ;)
!!poo
 
4:58 PM
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>>cat I'm lonely.
 
@TechExpertWizard I'm lonely.
 
tb hug sha
 
@TechExpertWizard hugs @sha
 
@TechExpertWizard you can't, it's gone
 
5:01 PM
@sha I've implemented the hug feature. What else was it that you wanted ;)
tb hug sha
 
@TechExpertWizard hugs @sha
 
@sha That's too bad, I've never ever played with an Ask Skeet Bot in my entire life ;)
 
@sha And you can do tb hug to hug yourself ;) Try it ;)
tb hug
 
@TechExpertWizard hugs @TechExpertWizard
 
5:01 PM
@TechExpertWizard it was something SE created, and now since it's not working, there isn't any such thing anymore.
tb hug me
 
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating hugs @me
 
@sha Then why ain't it not workin'? But then it ain't fair 'cause I hadn't even joined SE at that time, and it ain't givin' me a chance to play with Ask Skeet Bot :(
@sha Use tb hug if you want to hug yourself ;)
tb hug
 
@TechExpertWizard hugs @TechExpertWizard
 
tb wake sha
 
5:03 PM
@TechExpertWizard Hey, @sha, wake up!
 
tb say @sha Look at what I said. Use tb hug to hug yourself ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard @sha Look at what I said. Use tb hug to hug yourself ;)
 
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tb wake Tec
 
5:04 PM
@TechExpertWizard Hey, @Tec, wake up!
 
@sha Sorry, I terminated the bot 'cause I've got somethin' important to do. I'm going to start it later ;)
 
It didn't help me with my problem, but maybe it will help yours.... :D
@TechExpertWizard good luck doing whatever important something you're doing then! :-)
 
@sha Well, it only accepts mathematical input, not real-life problems like Ask Skeet Bot could; P.S. what's Ask Skeet Bot's code?
@sha Actually, the first important thing is go to the washroom to poop ;)
 
@TechExpertWizard no idea :(
@TechExpertWizard awesome, happy pooping! Hope you'll learn to like it! :D
 
5:15 PM
@sha I've finished poopin'. I hate poop, 'cause it's yucky and disgusting ;)
 
5:29 PM
@TechExpertWizard it's just nature's way to tell us "don't eat it!" in a primitive way. :)
Well, I ended up going too, and got a surprise poo as bonus. But downside of going to toilets, which I forgot before, is having to wash hands, and now they are dry again. :(
(as the lotion was washed, and no point putting more, bath time is very soon)
I always sit down when in toilets, even when just having to pee, for two reasons: 1) laziness, and 2) Sometimes there's poo even if I don't feel any need to do it. :D
So, Kenny, how much you got?
!!poo
 
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1 hour later…
6:33 PM
~ Shadow of Evil
 
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating There's a non-lewd side to that too, though
 
6:53 PM
Hi everyone!
 
waffles
 
@AnnZen Did I hear you say waffles?
Waffles means: pancake batter baked in a waffle iron
@AnnZen You're making me hungry!
 
ab: snack Sha
 
@Sha Here's some Chips Ahoy! for you.
 
ab: Read me a poem.
 
6:55 PM
"Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." - Joshua J. Marine
 
ab: Another poem please :)
 
"Life is about making an impact, not making an income." - Kevin Kruse
 
But an income is damn handy if you want to make an impact. And a lot of income can help making a very big impact. (the quote doesn't say anything about the impact having to be positive).
 
7:23 PM
@Zoethe1337Princess you mean wearing diapers out of medical need? Sure, but wasn't referring to this. Also one other exception is Japan, where I think it's accepted to wear diaper for work in order to not lose time, and it's not sexual in any way either, just weird to those who look from the outside. :)
ab: coffee Ann
Gone already? :(
Well Kenny and FOX are here 24/7
 
7:35 PM
@ShadowWizardisVaccinating no, that's not what I was referring to
 
 
1 hour later…
8:36 PM
~ Where is everybody!?!
 
9:01 PM
Nowhere
 
Rob
9:53 PM
@Sha, When I spotted this I thought you'd appreciate a link to it; butt then I realized who the author is:
16
Q: How to prevent the water from hitting me while sitting on toilet?

Shadow Wizard is VaccinatingThis is very related to How to avoid splash sounds in public toilets? however, still different: I don't mind the sound, I mind the water themselves hitting me from below. It's both unpleasant, and not hygienic, the water aren't really clean to begin with. So my question is: when sitting on toilet...

PooES: The water is not themselves - just: "the water hitting me" is fine, don't need to use itself; and them is incorrect.
 
10:10 PM
It's too bad the 'vlakspoelers' are getting used less and less here too... more and more 'plonspotten' ;)
 
11:09 PM
tb wake sha
 
@TechExpertWizard Wake up, @sha!
@TechExpertWizard Wake up, @Rob!
 
tb wake Zoe
 
@TechExpertWizard Wake up, @Zoe!
 
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11:09 PM
>>cat I'm lonely!
 
@TechExpertWizard I'm lonely!
 
11:43 PM
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
 

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