Wizards Den

KennyBOT

12:09 AM

~ Dorothy & the Wizard in Oz

jagapathi

3:12 AM

!!blame

KennyBOT

@jagapathi blames @fedorqui for everything

DroidDev

6:54 AM

@TheLittleNaruto like I said, only few chosen ones are shown that quote. But, for you guys, I'll throw in a special offer. Read room description. Or you could have just done ctrl + F and wrote "quote" in it cc @ColdFire :/

Shadow Wizard

8:25 AM

throwing Quote of the Year on @Dro, @jag, @Joe, and @Col

careful, those nipples are hard!

:P

!!flush

KennyBOT

1967 American Standard Cadet Flushing MASSIVE Amount Of Toilet Paper

►

Shadow Wizard

@KennyBOT that's more fitting as !!clog command.... /cc @rene :D

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard catches, tries to find the ones from opposite gender :P

Shadow Wizard

8:41 AM

@DroidDev easy enough, just arouse all the women and you'll easily find them.... :P

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard haha...if it was that easy. I am not @ber after all :P

Shadow Wizard

@berserk pulling @ber back to Den

@DroidDev yeah, @ber has the power to arouse any woman by just looking at her...... :D

@ber you have an answer to accept BTW!

DroidDev

posting it somewhere he can see ;)

Cold Fire

9:44 AM

lol

jagapathi

Hurt by a hard nipple

will get my shield next time

!!pee

KennyBOT

~ That is gross ....

jagapathi

escapes from spot

!!flush

KennyBOT

10:03 AM

Brownwater Toilet Overflow

►

Shadow Wizard

ewww

!!pony

KennyBOT

~ WUT?

jagapathi

ewwww disgusting

Shadow Wizard

hehe at least the toilet is closed! :D

jagapathi

if(open)

SKIP LUNCH

Shadow Wizard

10:17 AM

@jagapathi hey, that's a great idea for a diet!!

Crap diet: how to lose weight fast.

:D

jagapathi

lol

TheLittleNaruto

I want a diet which will reduce weight from stomach part only...

jagapathi

cuts fox belly

Shadow Wizard

@TheLittleNaruto most people care more about the butt fat... or maybe just women? Men care less about their butts, I guess. :D

TheLittleNaruto

@ShadowWizard TIL in some places of this world, people call stomach a butt too.

jagapathi

10:21 AM

O_o i see

DroidDev

10:35 AM

o_O

Rahul2001

10:53 AM

[-][+][-][+][-]

Shadow Wizard

@TheLittleNaruto that's.... sad.... :D

jagapathi

[-]

Shadow Wizard

@TheLittleNaruto and they poop from the bellybutton? :D

DroidDev

lol

jagapathi

XD lol

!!poo

KennyBOT

11:07 AM

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩

jagapathi

leaves room without flush

Shadow Wizard

!!wipe 3 times for @Joe @jag and myself

KennyBOT

~ lifehacks.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

If you don't flush at least wipe! :D

jagapathi

better flush :D

Shadow Wizard

11:34 AM

Hey @Pri and welcome to the Den!!! :D

Pritt Balagopal

Hello!

This is a nice room.

Shadow Wizard

Hey all please welcome @Pri, he want to have fun! @Rah @Dro @rene @Cold @jag @Joe @Mes @maňish :D

too bad @Pra isn't around, @Pri @Pra @Pro can be a cool song....

Pritt Balagopal

Ha! Thanks @ShadowWizard

rene

Hi @PrittBalagopal welcome in the Den

Pritt Balagopal

Thanks @rene

Shadow Wizard

11:36 AM

>>cat welcome {{ping Pri}}!

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard welcome @Pri!

Shadow Wizard

hmm...

!!cat

hey @Pri

!!milk for @Pri

11:37 AM

~ I'm milking the cow ....

!!cat ?

hey @pri

so....what clan do you belong to in CoC @Pri?

Shadow Wizard

Welcome to the world of bots, @Pri ;)

Pritt Balagopal

11:37 AM

Umm how do you know I play coc? @DroidDev

rene

we know everything

DroidDev

third voice in my head told me

jagapathi

I am a multispecialist, who is good at Physics, great at Chemistry, and utterly awesome at Clash of Clans.

Pritt Balagopal

Ha I see! Anyway @DroidDev I have 3 accs, and theyre all in different clans.

I quit coc a while back, it got too boring.

rene

Are you easily bored?

Pritt Balagopal

11:39 AM

@jagapathi ahh that was too obvious wasnt it

@rene yeah

I have my vacation now, and nothing to do

rene

Get a life ...

DroidDev

^

jagapathi

@pri i found it on your profile

Pritt Balagopal

@rene trying

DroidDev

@PrittBalagopal oh....I just started it, a month or two back :D

Pritt Balagopal

11:40 AM

@jagapathi of course you did, I wrote it right

@DroidDev What th?

town hall?

DroidDev

don't think that @TheLittleNaruto is not the real naruto. His address is konohagakure :D

@PrittBalagopal I think its level 6

Pritt Balagopal

The most awesome thing about chat is, you cant get downvoted!

TheLittleNaruto

@ShadowWizard That would be awkward... but hey it's called butt

Pritt Balagopal

@DroidDev I got one at 8, one at 7, and one at 5 :)

jagapathi

you can get flagged :p

TheLittleNaruto

11:41 AM

^

rene

or kicked

DroidDev

@PrittBalagopal haha....you can get flagged tho. But, in tis room, there are rarely instances of flags. We are pretty open ;)

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev like we can say bewbies

and nobody is offended

Pritt Balagopal

@DroidDev I'd have to go very far to get flagged lol

Shadow Wizard

@TheLittleNaruto so weird... lol :D

Pritt Balagopal

11:42 AM

I usually respect meta and the downvotes they give me.

:P

Shadow Wizard

Let's see... @Prit you know the word "butt"? What does it mean?

DroidDev

@TheLittleNaruto well....you can also say boobies here... no one will get offended :P

Pritt Balagopal

@ShadowWizard Umm, it means the obvious thing right?

DroidDev

@PrittBalagopal you'll have to offend someone personally for that ;)

Shadow Wizard

@PrittBalagopal not according to @TheLittleNaruto ;(

Hey @Don and welcome to Den!

Pritt Balagopal

11:43 AM

@ShadowWizard Oh whats his definition?

Shadow Wizard

1 hour ago, by TheLittleNaruto

@ShadowWizard TIL in some places of this world, people call stomach a butt too.

well butt == belly

O_o

:p

@jagapathi How is that? They are well located on the opposite sides of the body

TheLittleNaruto

11:45 AM

also butt == bae

Pritt Balagopal

Meta is very strange

@TheLittleNaruto lol

DroidDev

also bae == bike

also bike == car

Shadow Wizard

Reminds me of "DP", I knew only the meaning where "D" is for "double", and learned here that it's also display picture...... :P

DroidDev

also car == truck

Pritt Balagopal

Bike = Car?????????

DroidDev

11:45 AM

@ShadowWizard haha....I remember that

@PrittBalagopal that's from the 4th voice in my head

Shadow Wizard

@PrittBalagopal yeah, and Den is REALLY strange.... :D

TheLittleNaruto

ok later cab is waiting...

Pritt Balagopal

@DroidDev How many voices do you have?

Can Jon Skeet invoke magic codeness in you all?

Shadow Wizard

>>cat {{ping Dro}} has {{randomint 2 50}} voices in his head.

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard @Dro has 14 voices in his head.

TheLittleNaruto

11:46 AM

@PrittBalagopal I read that as Condom

Shadow Wizard

@Pri ^^

DroidDev

@PrittBalagopal dunno...they keep sleeping and waking up, so I don't have the exact count, but I have heard 4 of them at simultaneous times

@TheLittleNaruto LMFAO

FOX 9000

No associated word found for LMFAO.

Shadow Wizard

Magic condom sounds like fun.

2

It can never tear....

It can be re-used....

It can clean itself....

Pritt Balagopal

@TheLittleNaruto oops

TheLittleNaruto

11:47 AM

it can be re-charged.

jagapathi

lol

KennyBOT

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

Shadow Wizard

It can make what's inside bigger.....

KennyBOT

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

jagapathi

gifts it to fox

DroidDev

11:48 AM

@TheLittleNaruto with what?

Pritt Balagopal

But some are @KennyBOT

TheLittleNaruto

@DroidDev with bewbies may be.

Shadow Wizard

@jagapathi bots need no condoms.... ;)

jagapathi

lol

Pritt Balagopal

@ShadowWizard Definitely not, they can program orgasm at any time!

TheLittleNaruto

11:49 AM

@ShadowWizard I am offensive and I find it bot.

Shadow Wizard

@PrittBalagopal exactly! You're smart. :D

rene

@ShadowWizard at best they end-up with a merge conflict ...

3

lmao

lol

lmao XD

11:50 AM

So @Pri what you do in life? Why? ;)

DroidDev

@rene just like humans?

Shadow Wizard

hmm.... 10 non-bot users.... we're nearing a record...

DroidDev

I remember when i was in a merge conflict

Rahul2001

@PrittBalagopal hellooooo

@PrittBalagopal Ha, get used to this place

FOX 9000

@Rahul2001 su (?)

jagapathi

11:56 AM

>>joingame

FOX 9000

@jagapathi You joined the Word Association Game! Take a look at the tutorial. Run >>quitgame to leave.

DroidDev

@FOX9000 drift

jagapathi

what it does

FOX 9000

@DroidDev dissipate (?)

DroidDev

>>showtime

FOX 9000

11:57 AM

@DroidDev Waiting time: 10 seconds.

DroidDev

>>time 2

FOX 9000

@DroidDev Waiting time set to 2 seconds.

DroidDev

@FOX9000 vanish

Pritt Balagopal

@Shadow I usually hang out at Chemistry SE

FOX 9000

@DroidDev gloom (?)

DroidDev

11:57 AM

@FOX9000 groom

@DroidDev saddle (?)

@FOX9000 horse

@DroidDev smite (?)

@FOX9000 punch

@DroidDev frazier (?)

Pritt Balagopal

11:58 AM

Um is a battlee going on?

DroidDev

WTH is up with fox today....all the words i had to google :/

@PrittBalagopal it is a word association game

maňish

@ShadowWizard he looks like @berserk duplicate

if you have seen him in real

cc @DroidDev :xD

Pritt Balagopal

Oo @DroidDev

maňish

@pri hi

Pritt Balagopal

Hello @maňish

Hey guys I gotta go, wanna watch a movie. Bye

maňish

12:00 PM

@PrittBalagopal lol ok

@DroidDev XD

@rene voice (?)

?

Hi @PrittBalagopal.

@PrittBalagopal Stay away from @ShadowWizard he's weird.

Shadow Wizard

@PrittBalagopal oh, so you know @M.A.R?

@DroidDev learn some English.... :D

DroidDev

12:07 PM

learns some english

Shadow Wizard

@maňish nope. You? ;)

@rene XD is a two letter word..... xD

@DroidDev xD

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard ni (?)

Shadow Wizard

hehe

@JoErNanO too late, he's infected by now. :P

@DroidDev face

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard eviction (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 conviction

FOX 9000

12:09 PM

@ShadowWizard offense (?)

@FOX9000 defense

@DroidDev aegis (?)

there it is

@ShadowWizard Well. I did my best to save @PrittBalagopal

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 Huggies

FOX 9000

12:12 PM

No associated word found for Huggies.

Shadow Wizard

buh

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard diaper

:P

FOX 9000

@DroidDev caregiver (?)

DroidDev

@FOX9000 caretaker

FOX 9000

@DroidDev grady (?)

DroidDev

12:13 PM

@FOX9000 shady

FOX 9000

@DroidDev overhang (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 oversized

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard cargo (?)

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev you got some? ;)

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard lol.....that reminded me, hows the new kid doing :D

started walking yet?

what I am gonna do with my keeds :quora.com/…

Shadow Wizard

12:16 PM

@DroidDev still using lots of diapers.... ;)

DroidDev

first, I am gonna play lots of games in front of them

...and then, before they know it, they'll be developing some :D

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev just careful with the porn....... :P

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard oh...lol....

@ShadowWizard haha...don't worry....I am pretty good at hiding it ;D

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev at age of 3.5 months it will be kind of miracle.... ;)

Oh wait, she's 4 months this week. lol

She still has to crawl before walking. :)

DroidDev

oh....hmm....at-least another 2 months....that's when my younger brother started walking. I did at 9 months old

Shadow Wizard

12:18 PM

Since both her parents and both brother and sister started walking late (after more than 1.5y) most likely she will too. We just love to take our time. :D

@DroidDev good for you! ;)

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard haha....hmm...lots of play and pamper time then

Shadow Wizard

Maybe the spices in your food help... dunno.... :P

DroidDev

lel.....or maybe iron stomachs and lots of milk ;)

Shadow Wizard

yup :D

And at 1 y/o you were fully potty trained? /cc @Joe

@JoErNanO as usual, you're too late... you always are.... :D

DroidDev

we used to get massaged with Ghee from cow's milk. They say its pretty good

@ShadowWizard I think yes...maybe...dunno...mom only talks about walking

Shadow Wizard

12:23 PM

@DroidDev naturally... only people like @Joe and me talk about pee and poo..... :P

DroidDev

lel...tru dat

Shadow Wizard

Too bad he's not in the WhatsApp group, he missed our interesting discussion there..... :D

JoErNanO

12:35 PM

@ShadowWizard I don't know.

berserk

@maňish no message in inbox from this @Pro

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO sure you do! You're the Potty Training Master!

@berserk because you didn't visit for over 7 days...

berserk

oh damn

Shadow Wizard

And there's no bug, @ber works for only 2 days

berserk

its been 7 days I didnt notice sorry

Shadow Wizard

12:38 PM

Accept @Pro answer to give him 15 repz :D

berserk

yes

Shadow Wizard

So @ber we can sing @Pri @Pro song now.... until @Pro will get mad and kick us all. :P

And dunno what @Pri might do... :D

berserk

I was about to, was just having doubt so just wanted a finalt est.

Shadow Wizard

It's official, there's answer on other meta site by balpha himself. :)

The chief developer of SE chat.

berserk

yes I saw that

I accepted answer.

damn never knew there are even rules for this

like @ber and @berserk will differ too

Shadow Wizard

12:42 PM

@berserk there are, I also didn't know about the 2 days rule for using short name.... :(

@FOX9000 sell

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard customer (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 buyer

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard exporter (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 importer

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard trader (?)

Shadow Wizard

12:43 PM

@FOX9000 e

FOX 9000

No associated word found for e.

Shadow Wizard

>>continue e 2.718281828459045235360287471352662497757247093699959574966967627724076630353547‌594571382178525166427427466391932003059921817413596629043572900334295260595630738‌13232862794349076323382988075319525101901

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard 2.718281828459045235360287471352662497757247093699959574966967627724076630353547‌594571382178525166427427466391932003059921817413596629043572900334295260595630738‌13232862794349076323382988075319525101901 (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 looooooooong

FOX 9000

No associated word found for looooooooong.

rene

12:49 PM

@ShadowWizard short

FOX 9000

@rene muscular (?)

Shadow Wizard

@rene shorts

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard pants (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 under

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard householder (?)

DroidDev

1:00 PM

@FOX9000 wife :P

FOX 9000

@DroidDev childless (?)

@FOX9000 cougar

@DroidDev v6 (?)

@FOX9000 ferrari

@DroidDev barnard (?)

DroidDev

1:01 PM

ok....

Shadow Wizard

lol

@DroidDev luxury

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard enjoyment (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 sex :P

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard homosexual (?)

Shadow Wizard

rofl

@FOX9000 pride

FOX 9000

1:03 PM

@ShadowWizard mortal (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 wound

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard antibiotic (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 chemicals

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard ionization (?)

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 earthquake

FOX 9000

1:05 PM

@ShadowWizard chile (?)

Shadow Wizard

1:18 PM

>>detectlang El genio que convirtió su blog para informáticos en un gigante de internet

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] Detected language: es (Spanish)

Shadow Wizard

>>translate es en El genio que convirtió su blog para informáticos en un gigante de internet

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] The genius that became his blog for a computer in an internet giant

ProgramFOX

@ShadowWizard I'll kill you with a giant @!

Shadow Wizard

ouch

ProgramFOX

1:23 PM

Hmm, how do you kill a shadow anyway...

I think I'd do that with a giant beam of light instead :P

DroidDev

lasersaber?

Shadow Wizard

500px @

I'll be stuck in endless ping loop. :D

Cold Fire

cat

bat

rat

KennyBOT

~ Not everything is star-worthy...

~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?

Cold Fire

@DroidDev lel

Shadow Wizard

1:29 PM

!!coffee

KennyBOT

~ 418 I'm a TEAPOT

Cold Fire

HEY @ShadowWizard

whatsup

jagapathi

!!help

KennyBOT

~
!!blame
!!cat
!!coffee
!!cupcake
!!flush
!!help
!!milk
!!pee
!!poo
!!SHU
!!silence
!!status ( wait a moment )
!!wipe
!!wut

Cold Fire

!!shoo

KennyBOT

1:33 PM

~ What are you talking about?

Cold Fire

!!wipe

KennyBOT

~ I'm not your mother

Cold Fire

!!wut

KennyBOT

~ Maybe lookup my instructions?

Cold Fire

!!pee

KennyBOT

1:33 PM

~ Open the floodgates ....

jagapathi

no dont pee

Shadow Wizard

!!pee

KennyBOT

~ Let's build some dykes ....

Shadow Wizard

!!pee on floor

KennyBOT

~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!

jagapathi

1:34 PM

!!flush

Shadow Wizard

!!pee like you never peed before

KennyBOT

~ you flush your self

Shadow Wizard

uh oh did we break it?

!!pee please

!!alive

KennyBOT

~ That is all gibberish to me...

Cold Fire

lmao

Shadow Wizard

1:35 PM

Hey I thought !!pee is not limited! @rene :(

jagapathi

looks like no more pee

Shadow Wizard

You broke @Kenny pee! @jag

!!poo

KennyBOT

~ 💩

~ What a mess ...

Shadow Wizard

oh, that's good.

Cold Fire

lmao

Shadow Wizard

1:36 PM

!!poo and pee

~ 💩 💩

\o/ it can poo XD

!!poo or pee

~ 💩 💩 💩

@jagapathi of course, big healthy turds. :D

jagapathi

1:37 PM

!!milk for kennybot so that he can pee

KennyBOT

~ I'm skimming the milk... try later

Shadow Wizard

let's see...

!!pee

@rene bug is still there, when @Kenny hit chat rate limit, your rate limit get borked. :(

Now poor bot can't pee. crying

jagapathi

takes kennybot to doctor

Shadow Wizard

jagapathi

checking gates

rene blocked something

Shadow Wizard

1:44 PM

calling Bill

jagapathi

!!blame rene

KennyBOT

@jagapathi blames @LuciaXimena Ortega for rene

Shadow Wizard

@Pri how was the movie?

!!blame @Dro

!!status

KennyBOT

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Shadow Wizard

hmm..... @rene maybe blame only someone who posted a message in the last 7 days? (so they're also pingable)

KennyBOT

2:46 PM

~ In the Shadow of the Pines

KennyBOT

4:46 PM

~ The Wizard of the Emerald City

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