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2:32 AM
@ShadowWizard black..
 
 
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4:39 AM
@M.A.R.
@M.A.R. a
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@M.A.R. v
@M.A.R. w
@M.A.R. x
@M.A.R. y
@M.A.R. z
 
5:25 AM
@Rahul2001 a1
@Rahul2001 a2
@Rahul2001
 
@ShadowWizard No problem, but I think it's time for you to write a "full WAG explanation" document ;)
 
@Rahul2001 1
@Rahul2001 2
@Rahul2001 5
@Rahul2001 6
 
@Fawad oh my. Why?
 
I think I should attack Rahul
@Rahul2001 Lorem
 
poor Rahul
 
5:40 AM
sh*t , this script returns a 409
 
HAHAHA
it's chat rate limiting
 
no. Conflict issue I think
 
no
409 is rate limiting
even though it's HTTP Conflict
SE chat uses it for rate limiting
 
@ProgramFOX yeah... I keep... Forgetting... ;/
@ProgramFOX and 418?
 
@Rahul2001 Lorem
@Rahul2001 Ipsum
@Rahul2001 of
@Rahul2001 the
 
5:41 AM
@ShadowWizard it's when you call SE a coffee pot
 
@Rahul2001 been
@Rahul2001 the
@Rahul2001 printer
@Rahul2001 took
 
wait
 
@Rahul2001 has
@Rahul2001 survived
 
@SagarV You stop the ping script now. People did that before and he got a moderator warning.
 
@Rahul2001 in
@Rahul2001 the
@Rahul2001 PageMaker
@Rahul2001 including
 
5:42 AM
@Rahul seriously? Pinging with alphabet letters is only sooooooooooooooooooooooo easy to ignore
 
@M.A.R. How about my ping
 
@Sha I was awake at that time doing stuff, obviously
 
hmm well my previous message wasn't completely right... but still worth mentioning:
Mar 3 '16 at 19:56, by Jon Ericson
Hi all. It's uncool to mention users who are no longer active here in unflattering contexts. It's not a great idea to tease people who are around, but it's really not nice to poke fun at people who don't want to be part of this room any more.
 
Mentions Pro in an unflattering context
 
WHERE IS MY KICK HAMMER???
 
5:44 AM
Pokes fun at Pro
 
@ProgramFOX But I think he is still a part of this room and used ping bomb.
 
@SagarV yeah I wrongly remembered the warning, my bad
 
Safely continue ping-attacking.
Also WTH, I only got 38 pings. You're both lowly and lightweight @Sha @Rahul
 
Ah. can I continue now?
 
1 min ago, by M.A.R.
Safely continue ping-attacking.
but we're not responsible for any consequence of your attacks
 
5:47 AM
@M.A.R. what about this?
 
@SagarV The message should be long enough not to be indistinguishable from legit pings
 
Ok. I am not continuing....
 
And the person should not be here to dismiss them, ideally
 
@M.A.R. but... What stuff? ;-)
@M.A.R. heh I was not ping attacking
My attacks are real
 
6:11 AM
I know... Were you peeing all that time? @M.A.R. ;-)
 
 
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7:11 AM
@Moosebot wake @Rah
 
user280395
> A single blade of grass has been delicately inserted into the nostrils of @Rah. Now we wait.
 
@Moosebot wake @Faw
 
user280395
> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! @Faw was shocked to get woken up!
 
7:27 AM
@Moosebot !!
 
 
1 hour later…
8:39 AM
@ShadowWizard 78 pings innit
We got you my man
Also, @rene tastes like wet dog
And @Moosebot tastes like cow dung.
Both of which are unexpected @ShadowWizard
 
Poo
 
OOP
 
 
2 hours later…
10:47 AM
@ShadowWizard mew
need help into this
wtf is written here
 
11:08 AM
@maveň code.
Looks like ES6.
What about it?
 
need help in firebase fuctions
:'(
js sucks
 
user280395
11:30 AM
@JoErNanO Takes one to know one
 
user280395
Moosebot has been activated.
 
1:21 PM
@Moosebot talks!
 
user280395
@JoErNanO Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot Command not recognized.
 
user280395
 
Wait a minute. @ShadowWizard is offline
Oh this is gonna be fun @ShadowWizard
@Rahul2001 Uuuuuuuh. Buuuuuurnnnnnnnn!
Actually that was more a burn for Trump but hell, I'll take it. :D
 
user280395
Moosebot has been activated.
 
1:28 PM
@Moosebot fart
 
user280395
@JoErNanO Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot poo
 
user280395
@JoErNanO Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot pee
 
user280395
@JoErNanO Command not recognized.
 
1:28 PM
@Moosebot puke
 
user280395
@JoErNanO Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot @Fawad
 
user280395
@JoErNanO Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot kill @Fawad
 
user280395
> @Fawad? A monkey ripped their face off...
 
1:28 PM
Splendid.
My work here is done.
>>joingame
 
@JoErNanO You're already in the game.
 
:O
 
>>help
 
@JoErNanO I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.
 
>>listcommands
 
1:29 PM
Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *gameban, *gameunban, joingame, quitgame
 
>>showlatest10
 
@JoErNanO Latest 10 words: dart, poisoned, poised, pencil, graphite, mine, fuselage, tank, puck, shooting
 
>>ban @JoErNanO
 
@FOX9000 america
 
@Fawad You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
 
1:29 PM
pwauawuawuhawuhawuhawuhaw :P
That should teach you. Den noob. :P
I think only @ProgramFOX can use ban commands.
Oh and maybe @ShadowWizard
 
@FOX9000 talk to my hand,you bot. I request to @ShadowWizard to make me in list.
 
>>ban @Fawad
 
@JoErNanO You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
 
Ha ha
 
I saw you flinch there@
Even if just for a second, you were scared weren't you?
 
1:31 PM
Nope
 
Da powah!
:)
 
>>unban @JoErNanO
 
@Fawad You don't have the privilege to execute this command.
 
>>xkcd
 
@JoErNanO Not enough arguments.
 
1:32 PM
>>getcurrentusers
 
@JoErNanO JoErNanO, FOX 9000, Fawad, Moosebot, Jason C, bjb568
 
'lo
 
1:46 PM
@JoErNanO me, and Shadow Wizard.
 
@ProgramFOX can you command @FOX9000 to *ban @ShadowWizard …plzz
 
I want to see what happens
 
the ban command is not for jokes
all what will happen is that he can't use the bot anymore
or maybe he still can because he's an owner himself, I don't remember that
 
OK
 
1:49 PM
Uuuuuuuh @Fawad you got scolded!
 
@JoErNanO yes,…very harshly :(
 
2:07 PM
@berserk hi
@ShadowWizard where are you?
@bjb568 how you landed here :xD
@ProgramFOX Hey Siri!
 
pfft, you gonna post file now?
 
@berserk there are 8 files
:(
 
ok
 
in short I am trying to implement codelabs.developers.google.com/codelabs/…
 
use.js
there is a file with this name?
 
2:11 PM
whenever record in inserted to FireBase DB then send pushnotification to other users
@berserk nope
firebase-logo.png
firebase-messaging-sw.js
index.html
index.js
main.css
main.js
these are the only files
 
0
Q: require is not defined in Firebase?

Deeptiman PattnaikI am trying to run a html file in Firebase staging environment. I have used Firebase npm package in the js code. But while running in the browser it throws error "require is not defined". HTML Code: <html> <body> <h1>Hello World</h1> </body> <script type="text/javascript" src="./js/test.js"><...

guess missing the package which has the require method
I don't have much knowledge of node.js, but I started learning it year back, so I remember we need to install packages for different functions. Maybe missing some package.
 
require doesn't exist in the web API and it is not implemented by any browser. You can think about using a tool such as webpack.js.org/get-started/install-webpack if you want to import npm frontend packages directly — Francesco es. Nov 30 '16 at 9:26
 
@berserk ok thanks
 
of course, I am using it in this project github.com/francescoes/scrabble, have a look — Francesco es. Nov 30 '16 at 9:29
this guy is using same thing in his project
this may help
 
2:15 PM
:(
@ShadowWizard died?
 
goes back to whatever I was doi... nah, fapped already... goes back to work
 
lol
 
 
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user280395
5:03 PM
Moosebot has been activated.
 
user280395
@SagarV I'm written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. So that's why it's easy for @Mooseman to hop on his server and make me say other stuff.
 
Exactly :)
@Moosebot star 5893355
 
user280395
@Mooseman Message starred!
 
@Moosebot salute
 
user280395
@Mooseman SIR, YES SIR! 21-gun salute now commencing...
 
5:08 PM
@berserk You're still in India, right? Is demonetization a real thing that's killing everybody or is the media in the states just crazy?
 
5:24 PM
@Mooseman It is issues fake created by media. Media widely affected because of demonetization. Many companies spending black money for media ads and because of this issue, their ad revenue decreased. So that they are creating issues.
@Moosebot salute
 
user280395
@SagarV Command not recognized.
 
??
>>flip Sagar
 
@SagarV (づ'ᴥ')づ︵ɹɐƃɐS
 
>>joingame
 
@SagarV You're already in the game.
 
5:27 PM
@FOX9000 mobile
 
@SagarV linux
 
@SagarV you broke the chain
 
@FOX9000 ubuntu
 
@SagarV mandela
 
you need to pick the last word in the chain, not a random message to reply to
 
5:27 PM
@ProgramFOX I can't find the last message. Very hard to scroll on mobile version of chat
 
@SagarV Ah ok. So it hasn't affected you to stop using cash?
 
@FOX9000 composed
 
@ProgramFOX bach
 
What is the relation between Ubuntu and Mandela?
 
I don't know
 
5:29 PM
@SagarV salute is a privileged command. As owner I get the 21-gun salute, authorized users get something else, and others get nothing. Once I start refactoring the bot and get him on Github I'll make it easy to add/remove users.
@SagarV They're canonical? *shrugs
 
@Mooseman no. We can exchange the money not only in banks. But also in petrol pumps, medical stores, etc. Upto a particular date. The issue is completely solved. The only issue now I face is the ₹1000 currency is not available. It was a perfect fit to carry. But now either 500 or 2000 only.
@Mooseman is it already on git?
 
@SagarV Ah gotcha. But the 500 and 2000 are going away too at the particular date?
@SagarV Not until I refactor it. It'd be rather embarrassing to post that... it's not my best quality of code.
 
It is somewhat difficult for the normal people to handle 2000 currency. But official sources says that the 1000 currency will be back soon in it's new form
@Mooseman how do i run the help command to get keywords
 
@SagarV Ah gotcha. Interesting
@Moosebot halp
 
user280395
@Mooseman Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)
 
5:34 PM
Doesn't list commands you just gotta find em
 
What are the commands available as of now
 
There are dozens... mostly easter eggs like
@Moosebot donuts
 
user280395
 
:O
Grumble grumble stupid imgur grumble grumble
 
Poor @ShadowWizard his inbox may be full :p
>> :p
 
5:36 PM
@SagarV Command not found.
 
@Mooseman no reply for this??
 
@Mooseman Personally, I didn't have much problem with it, but I think it did affect people. Tho I believe media hypes a lot.
I mean how can the same political party land a win if it was that devastating, and that too with a BIG lead.
Personally, I feel it is a good move.
 
@SagarV Well that was supposed to be a picture of Homer Simpson...
@berserk Makes sense
@Moosebot ponies
 
user280395
 
@Moosebot ponies donuts
 
user280395
5:39 PM
 
@berserk you are an Indian or a foreigner in visit? I can't decide from your name
 
user280395
 
And I think the govt. did prepare well by printing a lot of currency, but due to corrupt bankers, general people didn't receive the notes early.
 
@Moosebot pizza
 
user280395
 
5:39 PM
@SagarV I am punjabi, lives in Punjab by birth :D
 
@Moosebot cake
 
user280395
@SagarV Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot pizza
 
user280395
 
@Moosebot piZzA
 
5:40 PM
@Moosebot unicornify @SagarV
 
user280395
 
user280395
 
@Moosebot delete
 
@Moosebot unicornify
 
user280395
@SagarV We can't unicornify somebody if you don't tell us who they are...
 
5:40 PM
btw @Moo how did you get to know about Demonitization? Just curious :D
 
@berserk me from Kerala
 
@berserk The internet told me it was a huge disaster and everybody was starving to death... So I wanted to ask somebody who's there and apparently not dead xD
 
@SagarV cool :D
 
@Moosebot unicornify @Moosebot
 
user280395
@SagarV Unicornification is unavailable for absent or non-existent users.
 
user280395
5:42 PM
 
You can do it without the ping though. It'll hash their username instead of using their email.
 
@Mooseman Well, according to media, some people lost their lives (tho I will blame the corruption and ignorance of some people who prefer money than humanity), but well, I can't say for sure since I don't trust media.
 
@Moosebot unicornify ShadowWizard
 
user280395
@Mooseman Unicornification is unavailable for absent or non-existent users.
 
@Moosebot unicornify @sagarv
 
user280395
5:42 PM
 
Wait maybe I disabled that lol
 
@Moosebot unicornify @Moosebot
 
user280395
 
@berserk Hey in America we don't trust the media either! xD
 
@Mooseman haha, so all media is same
 
5:43 PM
@Mooseman How trump doing there?
 
yeah I also wanted to know from someone who lives there
 
@Moosebot burninate the media
 
user280395
 
yay!
 
@SagarV He's doing his best and doing a lot. There are plenty of people on both sides but the weirdest thing is that the anti-Trump side as a whole is much more violent than the anti-Obama side ever was.
 
5:46 PM
@Mooseman he is a business person and I am sure he can identify which are all good and which are all bad for the county. Right?
@Moosebot star 5893562
 
user280395
@SagarV Command not recognized.
 
@Moosebot ??
 
6:02 PM
@SagarV For the most part, yes. Though there's pushback from everybody on some things. Like the healthcare bill that got pulled before the vote: just about everybody had something against it.
@SagarV star and delete are only for me *evil laugh
 
 
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9:19 PM
@Moosebot burninate Shog
 
user280395
 
lol
@SagarV full with empty space, ready for moar pingz! :D
@Moosebot donuts
 
user280395
 
:(
@maveň not yet ;)
 
9:58 PM
@ProgramFOX lol think we tried that once, don't remember the result :D
@JoErNanO next on the list: have @Fawad spanked
@Fawad what hand? Left or right?
@JoErNanO yup I can
>>ban 1
 
@ShadowWizard User @JeffAtwood has been banned.
 
If he'll really want to play with the bot, he can ask. :P
@Rahul2001 but isn't it tickling?
 
@ShadowWizard hm?
 

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