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12:12 PM
Oh hai
I think I've been pinged more here than I've ever been pinged in the Tav
I quite like it
 
So @James like to be pinged
Wonders what else @James likes
 
Ehhh I wouldn't say it sexually excites me
 
Its just a change I'm noticing
 
yup, in Den we ping. A lot. Right? @ber @Dro @rene @M.A.R. @maveň @Joe
@James will you also become a mod, like @Joe?
Harder to moderate SO than Travel though.
 
12:15 PM
The only site I'm vaguely active on is StackOverflow and I don't think I have anywhere near the presence to do it justice
 
@ShadowWizard ping is love, ping is life...
 
@berserk exactly!
@JamesENL fair enough! :)
So how's your ear? @James
 
My ear?
 
My year?
 
Oh! The back of my ear. Unsurvey'd tonight :/ He's working
 
12:17 PM
:(
So no part will be surveyed without Brad? @James
 
Brad? Who's Brad?
His name is Tim
 
hmm? let me see...
4 hours ago, by JamesENL
>>flip I'm afraid I can't do that Brad
So who is Brad? @James
 
Oh! Brad is my old boss
:P
He's a great guy
 
lol thought he's the bf
 
I sent him that on our Slack Channel
Nah, he's straight
 
12:19 PM
you can never know..... :P
So no part will be surveyed without Tim? @James
 
Not the back of my ear
That's like 2 mirrors I can't be bothered finding
I'd rather survey this excellent spiced rum and my Factorio factory
 
>>cat {{randomchoice {{read 5814078}}}} {{randomchoice {{read 5814078}}}} {{randomchoice {{read 5814078}}}} {{randomchoice {{read 5814078}}}} {{randomchoice {{read 5814078}}}} {{randomchoice {{read 5814078}}}} {{randomchoice {{read 5814078}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard surveyed @James @James @James Tim? So part
@ShadowWizard be without will Tim? part be So
@ShadowWizard So part Tim? surveyed without be @James
 
?
That's pretty cool
 
12:22 PM
>>read just, well, reads a chat message. >>randomchoice is taking a single item from a space separated list, in random.
So this is kind of "shuffle"
 
I can imagine that could be very funny if it chose the right things
 
@JamesENL indeed.... :D
@Moosebot unicornify @JamesENL
 
user280395
 
Haha
I approve
 
@Mooseman ^
>>reply 5813244
 
12:26 PM
@ShadowWizard That message was posted in another room.
 
hehe, that's right
@ShadowWizard foo
1 message moved from ‮Shadow's Sandbox
>>reply 5814113
 
@ShadowWizard Message does not qualify as a message that belongs to the word association game.
 
hmm.... why is that? @Pro ^
@FOX9000 Jam
 
@ShadowWizard jock
 
@FOX9000 strap
 
12:30 PM
@ShadowWizard luggage
 
>>link strap on
 
@ShadowWizard Link added.
 
So can you explain this word association game?
 
@ShadowWizard comic
 
12:32 PM
@JamesENL sure! Just reply to the latest word with a word of your own
It can be anything, even link as you saw
 
@FOX9000 Factorio
 
not just ping, you must Reply i.e. click the reply icon
 
What's the point
 
Also, run >>joingame first
>>joingame
 
@ShadowWizard You're already in the game.
 
12:33 PM
>>joingame
 
@JamesENL You joined the Word Association Game! Run >>quitgame to leave.
 
@FOX9000 Superman
 
@JamesENL spectre
 
@JamesENL to have a chain
 
@FOX9000 Ghost
 
12:34 PM
@JamesENL undead
 
Chain as ancient as the Den
 
@FOX9000 Zombie
 
@JamesENL avenger
 
@FOX9000 Iron Man
 
bot won't respond to two words
 
12:34 PM
Damn
@FOX9000 Thor
 
@JamesENL wield
 
@FOX9000 Sword
 
@JamesENL strapped
 
@FOX9000 Dildo
 
@JamesENL anal
 
12:35 PM
LOL
naughty bot
 
LOOOOOL
 
@FOX9000 painful
 
@ShadowWizard emotion
 
@ShadowWizard You're doing it wrong :P
 
@JamesENL tips are welcome :P
 
12:37 PM
Preparation, preparation, preparation
 
Preparation, preparation, preparation
doesn't work :D
 
Probably the best advice is take it slow, make sure you're clean inside with water if required, plenty of work to open things up, before slowly going for the main event
 
How being clean affect if it's painful or not?
That's just interesting ;)
 
Well, it's something I like so I don't get brown fingernails
 
I mean in porn they're always both clean and it never hurts them a bit, but don't think those two are related... or are they?
@JamesENL you're inserting wrong body part in there in such case...... :P
 
12:41 PM
Urgh, don't take porn as a viable example
 
lol of course
 
Buttsecks is never that easy
 
just another normal day in Den...
 
lol, admit it @ber he's even better than @Pra :D
 
haha
true
 
12:44 PM
@JamesENL I know, actually never really succeeded. In the few times I've tried, it hurt her before I was even one inch inside so I pulled out. (and it was all in the distant past...)
 
just imagine if @Pra and @Clem were here...
 
Yeah, it helps if the bottom is used to it, or has experimented with the backdoor before
The urge to clamp down is almost evolutionary
 
@JamesENL well, no and no :/
 
It can be done, but it makes things much harder
 
@ShadowWizard Does it hurt you also? (asking just in case I got a surprise chance of getting laid)
 
12:45 PM
@berserk lol, @Pra would be excited, @Clem not really ;)
@berserk I guess if I would push really hard when it's "closed", it would hurt me too, but not nearly as much as to her
 
cringes
 
@berserk It can hurt the top if the bottom isn't ready
it's a sign that you need to stop and get a few more fingers/toys up there
 
ouch I am feeling pain even in reading that
 
or lube... no?
 
Bt-dubs once I'm comfortable somewhere I have very little filter, so if I cross a line please tell me
@ShadowWizard Of course!
Sillicon based is great
So much lube
 
12:48 PM
@JamesENL there's no line here.... until someone from the outside arrives and flags, hopefully we're safe for now. ;)
 
Surely there has to be a line
I refuse to believe that an SE chatroom has the same rules as /b/
 
@PraxisAshelin hey!! we found your male counterpart! :D
 
We are protected with spells of @Sha, don't worry :P
 
@JamesENL well, just no images, and no offensive speech i.e. cursing... IMO talking about sex isn't offensive by itself
 
For example I know @ShadowWizard has a new baby. Surely dead baby jokes would be over the line?
@ShadowWizard unmounts VHD
 
12:50 PM
@JamesENL hehe, probably :)
 
my my, a God appears in Den
 
@JamesENL didn't work for me, think it was KY
 
?
that's a water base
It's ok
Just evaporates and you have to make sure you use heaps
The silicon lube stays around and can't be washed away by sweat or other fluids
 
@JamesENL oh, wow didn't know that. but is it safe with condom?
 
Yep
Perfectly safe with condoms
It's more expensive, but I don't care
it doesn't play nice with some toys though
 
12:53 PM
Will look for such a lube if I'll ever convince my wife to try.... so far I failed. :(
 
the skin-like feel toys can't be used with silicon based lube
it's bad for the surface
 
no toys for me, so no big deal :D
 
But toys can be great fun :P
I guess I'm more sexually open because of porn
 
@JamesENL nah, @ber and @Dro also watch tons of it and are way less open :D
 
Well then lets put it down to my shameful fetishes
 
12:56 PM
lol
 
I bet I can out-weird anyone here
:P
Bold claim you may say
 
go go go :P
 
Oh, @James we also got a WhatsApp Den where there are really no rules... though we also got @Clem there and @Sil....
 
Challenger first :P
I don't use WhatsApp :P
Telegram Master Race
For Ingress
 
12:58 PM
@JamesENL my fetishes are quite normal ones... as I never got chance to explore much :/
 
@berserk not sure two weeks noFap is normal... ;)
 
lol noFap is not fetish, that was just a break from loooooots of fapping
 
@ShadowWizard I did Jerk-Free January while I was on a cadet course
 
fetish in the sense of what stuff I want to do with a girl :P
 
But that's not a fetish
 
12:59 PM
@JamesENL heh... well while in army I spent weeks without fapping but it doesn't count. I think.
 
@JamesENL we also got a new facebook group
 
@berserk That could be cool :P
 
@berserk shh.. it's Secret... /cc @Yve :D
 
@ShadowWizard XD.
 
Oh @James you probably know @Yve?
 
1:00 PM
Yeah of course!
 
So she created the FB group few days ago... @Yve you can invite @James too :P
 
I guess she gave us admin access
so we can add James
 
oh, cool... no FB for me ATM though
 
:(
 
1:02 PM
@ShadowWizard what did you try to reply to?
 
@James Just post your fb profile link and I will add you
 
@ProgramFOX this.
 
@ShadowWizard uhh, no idea
@ShadowWizard bar
 
@ProgramFOX snack
 
1:04 PM
@ProgramFOX well, it is a single word reply, but to a message in different room.
 
Aha
 
I didn't check that far :P
 
added James to fb group
 
1:05 PM
THAT COVER PHOTO IS GLORIOUS!
 
hehe, @Yve did that
 
lol
 
@FOX9000 motion
 
@ShadowWizard urgently
 
@FOX9000 poop
 
1:07 PM
@ShadowWizard lofty
 
oh, this reminds me... @James you can't out-weird my pee fetish! :D
 
Incest mpreg
Now Tim doesn't know this yet
I'm still unsure if he ever will
 
@ShadowWizard BE VERY CAREFUL
 
Incest male pregnancy, wtf
 
1:11 PM
Mpreg = male pregnancy
As I said........ weird fetishes
 
@JamesENL well, it brought back unrelated results, lol
 
@ShadowWizard That.... is impressive
Well I imagine if you had safe search on
I've got a mate who goes even deeper..... I am comparatively vanilla
TO the point where I don't think he can actually have a fulfilling relationship with someone cause all his fetishes are so impossible and that seems all he is about
@berserk Should I show myself out?
 
@JamesENL not sure yet what you mean... male can't technically be pregnant. :/
 
So the fetish involves generally fiction (often slash fiction) where men can get pregnant through the unprotected buttsecks, carry the baby to term, then give birth through the ass
 
@JamesENL well, the most extreme fetish I've ever heard about is scat, doubt there's something more extreme. (learned about it thanks for the famous two women one cup vid which made me look a bit before going silently away ;))
 
1:17 PM
@Sha not a counter part of @Pra, but mega-me of @Pra...
 
I know it can't happen IRL
@ShadowWizard shudder
 
@JamesENL hehe, that's so weird... but hey, whatever sails your boat! :D
@berserk lol, tru dat!
 
@ShadowWizard Yeah.... it's my most odd fetish
 
@JamesENL heh, since you appear to love being clean guess you're really NOT into this kind of fetish ;)
 
My more usual ones are the aforementioned buttsecks, younger twinky guys, some toys and stuff
@ShadowWizard Strangle me while I cum god no
 
1:20 PM
@JamesENL huh? no, that's not what it's about
 
@ShadowWizard I know :P I was going for hyperbole
 
oh lol
 
I have seen the video
 
ooops, edited in last minute lol
 
Hahaha
That makes it better
@berserk what were some of the things you want to do with girls?
@ShadowWizard This goes over and above what I was expecting
 
1:23 PM
@JamesENL lol, really simple stuff
 
Like are we talking pee-pee in the vagooba?
 
I kinda don't like BDSM, it makes me puke, idk, I just like normal stuff like bj, swallow, facial, normal sex stuff..
 
@ShadowWizard I think when a fetish gets in the way of you having a fulfilling and intimate relationship with another person it's gone too far
 
@JamesENL that is kinda a BIG turndown for me :|
 
Really?
Me too
 
1:24 PM
I guess I can't even call them fetishes, all I want is simple sex...
 
What would you consider simple?
 
umm like oral, vaginal, or you can include titfuck.. I guess that's it...
pulling hair
push her to the wall
or to the fence of the bed
 
@berserk Vagooba is my word for vagina
From the window to the wall?
 
@JamesENL hehe, I know :D
 
@JamesENL not sure what that exactly mean, but yeah, like taking her on window :P
 
1:28 PM
@JamesENL so you mean pee inside the woman??
 
@JamesENL yeah not really into golden shower stuff...
 
@ShadowWizard NO!
Gently make love in the pale moonlight
 
oh I see lol
 
oh LOL
 
pee-pee was referred to dick
 
1:30 PM
How do you do strikethrough?
In chat? I never remember
 
hey
 
---boo---
 
surround with ---
 
@berserk for me pee is, well, pee :D
 
stick your dick in her gently make love in the pale moonlight
is what I wanted to say
Or he in my case
 
1:33 PM
:)
 
#toxicmasculinity
r, because sex should NOT just be hurr durr durr penis in vagina until I cum and doesn't matter what she feels
GOD DAMN IT
I can't edit that
 
huh?
I can move it away if you want
 
Yes please
Can you delete the first one?
 
wait...
 
1:36 PM
You can now do it yourself. :D
There's a sandbox, kind of...
 
How do I move to sandbox?
Thanks
I don't want people think that I endorse that position
 
Nice FHRC
Found it, thanks
 
@JamesENL of course :)
@JamesENL thanks! patting circle
 
It's men who think like that that make me want to become a militant lesbian
Because it's disgusting to think of women in that way
 
1:42 PM
@JamesENL very true...
What time is it at your place? @James
 
@ShadowWizard 9:44
pm
I'm on UTC+8
 
3:44 PM here
 
7:15 PM here
 
So when bf will be back from work? @James
When supper? @ber
 
He works at a pizza shop
So he should be getting home soon
 
1:46 PM
@ShadowWizard in about 2 hours
 
good!
 
tho I already ate a lot
 
I had a proper steak
 
For dinner?!
 
1:49 PM
After coming back from japan which is all thin sliced kobe or wagyu beef was amazing
@ShadowWizard yeah
 
@JamesENL huh
 
Why?
 
@JamesENL single word reply
to avoid bot reply format it, e.g. bold or italics, or put a dot
 
@ShadowWizard Oh I see
 
bot is after all, just a bot :)
 
1:51 PM
Oh I didn't see the Fox 9000! I thought you were saying that steak for dinner was an odd decision :P
 
@JamesENL oh, LOL... well yeah, I think it's odd. For me, meat is only during lunch, except special occasions. :)
 
Ahhh I see
 
Guess it's mainly education, but also read about it sometimes, e.g. digesting meat takes hours and better not be done while sleeping, etc
 
True
I still live with my parents so it was what was on the table :p
 
oh lol
 
1:54 PM
Housing market here is ruined by oldies buying investment properties
for tax deduction purposes
 
heh, Israel's biggest problem these days which isn't military related is the housing prices
 
TIM'S HOME!
 
They are sky rocketing for years, prices went up 100% in about 10 years
 
@ShadowWizard Did the average wage rise as fast?
 
@JamesENL lol, no..... so it means most people can't really buy a decent house
 
1:56 PM
That's the same as here
 
@JamesENL so what are you still doing here?? GO GO GO! :D
 
Nah, he's at his place
I'm at mine :/
 
Why? :(
 
We've only been together for 2 months
He lives about half an hour away with his parents
I live with mine :P
 
So where do you... meet?
 
1:58 PM
My house for now
My parents are lesbians
so they are quite accepting
 
Hey @Sam what's up?
 
@JamesENL oh, nice! And his?
 
Straight, but accepting, but I haven't met them yet
 
@SamsungNote7Plus put it down! We have guests here!
 
1:59 PM
@SamsungNote7Plus I am so ok with this
 
@ShadowWizard its upside him, so I am guessing its not his...
 
@ShadowWizard oh shit i think i flooded your room
 
@JamesENL but his penis explodes
 
abort abort
 
WHOA!
 
1:59 PM
See? Told you.... :P
 
fair call
 
someone just threw a bomb in den...
 
shh @berserk
 
cum bomb :D
 

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