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03:18
@DroidDev if it was me (with my ex, yeah yeah just imagine for a moment pls ;_;), I would've said: hahahhahavesexwithmehahaha
@GrenadesPlus yo :3
@ShadowWizard gone? from Den? good one... :D
(my troll barty ninja face will always wander around the Den)
 
3 hours later…
06:26
@ShadowWizard are they developers?
@berserk trust me, you wouldn't have
I thought you knew my level of horniness...
07:10
@berserk easy: infinity ;-)
@berserk well, you just replied to pings... :P
@DroidDev nope. Black people murdered by racists...
@ShadowWizard that's sad. Racism is a disease....
@berserk gomen-nasai
@DroidDev tru dat! But the ghosts had their revenge...
@ShadowWizard I am still unable to think about what should the people, who have suffered racism, do, if they want to feel good. Since, revenge is not going to end racism, that's not the answer. Black Lives Matter is one good example...
07:48
@DroidDev yeah, revenge only feels good, but doesn't really help in the long run...
 
2 hours later…
09:56
@FOX9000 knight
@ShadowWizard victorian
@FOX9000 secrets
@ShadowWizard confidential
@FOX9000 trust
@ShadowWizard lottery
09:57
@FOX9000 robbery
@ShadowWizard arson
@FOX9000 Larson
@ShadowWizard tick
@FOX9000 dick :P
@ShadowWizard bungalow
10:01
@FOX9000 coffee
@ShadowWizard bakery
10:44
@FOX9000 bourekas
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1 hour later…
11:58
@ShadowWizard I still wanna have revenge on my sex life... by having a lot of sex... cc @Dro
12:20
@berserk that counts as sweet revenge :P
AND "lots of sex" is usually only true for girls. Men usually are done within minutes or seconds they start. I think @Sha might be able to confirm my point here ;P
user335633
13:03
man... i may have to ask a question...
@berserk lol! I am sure you will! :-D
user335633
very much trying to avoid asking
@DroidDev I read that "ass sweet" :P
@DroidDev minutes... But not few... ;-) 5 < x < 15
But @ber means amount, not duration... I think. :D
@DamienPaul ask! You can do it! You can!
user335633
@ShadowWizard lol no, not going to be willingly downvoted
calling a Shrink for @Dam to handle his self esteem
user335633
13:11
lol, I would want the question answered, not be in a discussion about semantics of how a post is written
@ShadowWizard congratulations, you are still suitable for den ;)
@ShadowWizard my first time, I was done within 10 seconds. But, after that, I put a condom on and did it for nearly 20 more minutes ;)
user335633
good thing though is that I am getting pretty imaginative in my research
@DamienPaul did you just started development?
@DroidDev heh, good for you! For me it was around 5 minutes, and was never able to continue after that without a break... :(
user335633
@DroidDev been working on a particular problem (Android) for a little while now
13:17
@ShadowWizard lol, I didn't even know that I was already done. She told me and after that, I just put the protection on and started again. Didn't even flinch ;P
user335633
it is kind of unique I am finding
@DroidDev yup sweet ass is a prerequisite!
@DamienPaul oh.....you mind sharing problem?
user335633
@DroidDev sure
user335633
I have a listview populated with entries from a database derived array list... I would like either a particular string to not be included in the listview or each item only clickable once
13:22
@DamienPaul wait....I am a bit confused. I think there are two requirements, 1st: You don't want a particular string (e.g. fuck) not to be included in any item in list or rather, you want that string to be removed from every sentence in every list item, 2nd: You want every item clickable only once.
is that correct?
user335633
it's a bit of an 'or' situation
user335633
either have a string, say "@ShadowWizard's underpants" automatically not shown in the listview
user335633
or
are you using a custom adapter or built-in adapter (eg array adapter) @DamienPaul
user335633
array adapter @DroidDev
13:24
@DroidDev lol! Surely same will happen to @ber! :P
user335633
or have it that each listview entry is clickable only once
@ShadowWizard I think he might even break that record
user335633
I prefer the first option
@DroidDev yup, he will be over before it will start... ;-)
@DamienPaul hmmm....then you'll need to traverse your arraylist, using a for loop, prior to adding it to adapter and use String.replace("@ShadowWizard's underpants", "whatever you need (can just be empty or nothing at all)");
and then send arraylist to adapter
example code:
for(String st : arrayList){
st.replace("textToRemove", "");
}
this might do
@ShadowWizard oh.....I didn't meant that one, but now that you say....
user335633
13:28
Thank you for this - I will give it a try (no one wants @ShadowWizard's underpants in a listview"
@DroidDev yeah, @ber will be able to do 10 sessions in a row, 10 seconds each... :-P
@DamienPaul although, might I suggest, after this one, try a custom adapter and then a recyclerview. RecyclerView is the latest and most advanced one in line and you should know about it. CustomAdapter will help grasp basic concept used in recyclerview
@ShadowWizard He will be like spermman -_____-
user335633
@DroidDev true - hmmm getting an error on the "String st" part - "Incompatible types. Required: Object Found: String"
@DroidDev or Dry Shooter...
And leave my underpants alone! @Dro @Dam ;-P
taking off underpants
user335633
@ShadowWizard well that's one way to remove them from a ListView
13:35
@DamienPaul oh....what kind of arraylist are you using?
user335633
weird in my DBHelper, it is a string
@DamienPaul can you paste declaration of your arraylist?
@ShadowWizard LMAO
@ShadowWizard leaves underpants alone, in a ghost palace
bwahahahaha
@DamienPaul yup, and create a Naked Object
user335633
ArrayList array_list = mydb.getAllContacts();
user335633
oops wait a sec
13:38
what does getAllContacts(); return?
@DroidDev I am not worried, ghosts will see me without the underpants and run away in terror... :-D
user335633
ArrayList<String> array_list = new ArrayList<>();
@DamienPaul and getAllContacts return that array_list?
user335633
hmmm wait a second... i think my brain just froze
I am hungry
13:42
@DroidDev maybe @ber can help... ;-)
@ShadowWizard he is too far away....and he is vegetarian :(
user335633
hmmm
the first time I was introduced to concept of ArrayLists of custom objects, I was in awe and it took me like 6 months to completely understand the concept
@DroidDev he got meat.... #ifYouKnowWhatIMean
@ShadowWizard LMAO, I don't want that meat
13:44
Really? :-P
user335633
@DroidDev eeeek
@ShadowWizard I want real meat....the one that I like ;)
@DamienPaul so, you find your problem?
@DroidDev in C# it is really simple... ;)
user335633
@DroidDev fraid not
@DroidDev boobs meat? ;-)
13:46
@ShadowWizard its simple in JAVA too, but, I was confused when I saw a custom object having an arraylist of another custom object, having an arraylist of another custom object
@DamienPaul show me code of getAllContacts
@ShadowWizard that's for licking
not eating :P
@DroidDev or drinking.... ;)
user335633
it be a tad lengthy
@ShadowWizard once my girlfriend told me, "Hey, leave something for our babies too" and I was like, "Babies...?" ;) gotta cc @ber here
@DamienPaul pastie.org
user335633
also on my other laptop
@DroidDev well, C# can also have List<List<List<string>>>
13:48
@DamienPaul well....
user335633
what about option 2 - the items in the list can only be clicked once
@DroidDev lol!
@ShadowWizard that's there in JAVA too, but it mandates same type of lists
@DamienPaul you'll need to use custom adapter and array list of custom objects
@DroidDev Java sucks! :-}
@ShadowWizard well.....she had 36 A #IfYouKnowWhatIMean gotta cc @ber again ;P
@ShadowWizard yea, I used c# for like 6-8 months. Really cool language
user335633
13:50
dang
@DamienPaul what?
user335633
i am close to wiping the computer, quitting the job and running away to the circus
@DroidDev yup. I still have to learn C# 5 and 6, postponing it every time... :(
@DamienPaul with wet wipes?
user335633
@ShadowWizard with a sledgehammer
@DamienPaul are you an android programmer?
@ShadowWizard lol, I don't even know which version I used :P
user335633
13:54
@DroidDev i am a research scientist developing android apps for the betterment of mankind and the degradation of my sanity
@DamienPaul oh....so you are in R&D. If you are a full time developer, then I suggest you learn custom adapter, arraylist, recyclerviews and every other basic concept in next 5 minutes or its gonna be a difficult time around. Although, if you are on training, that's totally fine.
Me and @ber both are android developers here and you can ping us anytime
user335633
@DroidDev mind you - this is one of the last bugs in this program - I have been self-teaching/experimenting/losing my mind for a couple of months now
user335633
I usually use Python
user335633
I wrote an app years ago - using the camera and other things and all of a sudden I became an expert... may Zeus have mercy on all our souls
@DamienPaul oh....I am sorry if I was out of way there. I can feel your pain, since I am too, self-taught to some extent (though JAVA was something I was familiar with).
14:01
@DroidDev probably 4 :)
user335633
no apologises needed! I am very thankful for your help! I may have found a workaround that is dodgy, but, like @ShadowWizard - is harmless
user335633
seriously, @DroidDev, you are a legend for helping me out - and I learnt something - and have made a note to learn and practice custom adapters
@DamienPaul again....you can ping anytime :)
@DamienPaul oh, cool, and thanks (though I am no legend, just an average joe)....may I suggest something?
user335633
@DroidDev and custom adapters will be required to keep @ShadowWizard's underpants away from our devices
user335633
@DroidDev of course!
14:03
@DamienPaul yup, since its custom, you can do anything. Its totally your control
user335633
so very true
user335633
having dsaid all that - i was able to answer an Android question
user335633
but I suspect that it'll be wiped out by the roomba... (0 votes on a -2 question)
@DamienPaul cool! When trying custom adapters, after initial things (like showing string), start with showing checkboxes. There should be a list at-least 3 times large than your screen height (it should scroll well). And see if you face any issues with checkboxes (you have to retain the checkbox that was checked and when you scroll back, it should be the way you left it
if you haven't done this already, this will be your lifetime lesson and will be handy everytime you develop something that scrolls, not only in android, but in ios or any other platform too
user335633
will definitely keep that advice in mind - once this project is done - I will practice that (have some time coming up soon!)
14:10
@DamienPaul It will be a good learn, I promise :)
user335633
@DroidDev I was able to answer a question about Spinners stackoverflow.com/a/39957466/6613600 - my project has 7 of the mongrels
anyway...good luck for your project and if you need any help, I am here (If I can help ;))
user335633
you are a legend!
@DamienPaul only reason I didn't downvote that question, the guy already has enough downvotes. Though your answer seems good
@DamienPaul actually, if you see my repz on SO, I am below average ;)
user335633
@DroidDev yeah, I did not downvote him either - seems like an innocent (albeit not well researched) question
14:14
@DamienPaul exactly, help-vamp
user335633
@DroidDev still considerably higher than mine - (almost two thirds of mine come from editing)
@DamienPaul you'll cross me soon ;)
user335633
and then we both must catch and defeat @ShadowWizard and his underpants
@DamienPaul lol, only you can achieve this feat, since I am not active on SO anymore. Only thing I sometimes do is flag posts on various sites
user335633
@DroidDev I think @ShadowWizard would cry in fits of laughter if I overtook him
14:18
@DamienPaul lol, "cry in fits of laughter", most appropriate ;P
user335633
@DroidDev and wave his underpants around too
like a flag?
user335633
indeed - a flag hyped up on red cordial, undiluted, like one of those excitable little dogs
user335633
LOL
user335633
14:20
it's been a long day for me
time to leave
tata everyone
user335633
have a great day!
user335633
thank you again!
14:36
@DroidDev you are hereby granted the title Legendary Helper, use it wisely!
/cc @Dam ^
user335633
@ShadowWizard damn right!
And as for my underpants, I will give them to @Gren so you will leave me alone..... :-D
user335633
lol NEVER!!!
@DamienPaul But without underpants, what else could you possibly want from me?! ;-)
user335633
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
user335633
14:41
lol
user335633
By the way, in my researching, I found many past question/answers very useful - so many would have got an unexpected upvote
@DroidDev well, am also not really active for long time... Just checking on classic ASP and node.js once in a while.
@DamienPaul heh, well aware of that, sometimes I suddenly get a +15 and realize a 3 years old answer just got accepted...
user335633
lol that would be a pleasant surprise
@DamienPaul in Den'ish it is just "blech" ;-)
user335633
@ShadowWizard lol - in the damo-dialect, it is a lot more dramatic
14:47
Ask @Uni he is our local blech master...
user335633
a blech master eh?
user335633
hello @rene!
Wild flower detected in Den!
user335633
@ShadowWizard holy bleching carp!
@DamienPaul yup. He was the first and taught us all about how to blech properly.... ;-)
user335633
15:00
@ShadowWizard sounds like the beginnings of a religious order
>>continue bourekas potato
@ShadowWizard potato
@ShadowWizard Explanation added.
user335633
hmmmm doDBCheck() in android might be something i am after
15:02
@FOX9000 couch
@ShadowWizard silk
user335633
woot answered something on SO meta!
Wow, brave!
user335633
lol, its my 5th answer there
@DamienPaul \o
user335633
15:10
@rene awesome comment on the peer pressure question!
Thanks
I'm sometime good at these kind of serious business
user335633
that question though....
yeah, meh, badge hunters, I don't get it
Hunting for Peer Pressure badge is... pathetic.
user335633
exactly!
15:14
All in all, Jeff said it nicely, years ago: badges should be a pleasant surprise.
user335633
that's a good way of looking at it
user335633
here is the question in quetion stackoverflow.com/q/38749337/6613600
@ShadowWizard yum :D
=LOOKUP(MOD(9-MID(A4, 4, 1)*5-MID(A4,5,1)*4-MID(A4, 6, 1)*3-MID(A4,7,1)*2,19),{0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18}, {"Z","A","B","C","D","E","G","H","J","K","L","M","P","R","S","T","U","X","Y"})
They don't teach you that kind of stuff in computer lessons...
Its a spreadsheet thing
@Unicode bot?
user335633
15:22
i thought it was the label on @ShadowWizard's underwear
@ShadowWizard no
Calculate bus checksum
So @Uni how is @Sharmin? You see her a lot?
....
Is that a yes? ;)
15:23
:(
@GrenadesPlus glad you like it! :D
@DamienPaul nah, label is just XXXXL ;-)
user335633
That is an awesome nickname...@GrenadesPlus
user335633
@ShadowWizard aaahh... 4 man mansion tent size, got it!
@DamienPaul tent, but only one man occupies it... :-P
user335633
@ShadowWizard that is in-tent-s
@Uni why you check the bus checksum?
15:35
Fun
@GrenadesPlus wow
@Unicode your fun is... Weird! ;-)
So no more Blender, @Uni?
Still blender
using it to create random things
And bots?
user335633
and coffee machines?
Such as that
Give me follow if you want...
15:47
No account there...
I am old (fashioned) ;)
@FOX9000 soft
@ShadowWizard hiss
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