Wizards Den

@DroidDev Plus @ShadowWizard merely hides behind the fact that he is married. He's as filthy-minded and dirty as the next guy here. @ClemensHimmer I'm looking at you!

Shadow Wizard

1:12 PM

@DroidDev because it's true? Except @Clem :D

DroidDev

LMAO, that's so accurate!

Shadow Wizard

@berserk haha, she's doing laundry... :D

@JoErNanO lol! So true :D

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Unknowingly....

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO yeah, marriage does that to people... ;)

berserk

@ShadowWizard maybe she will throw you in washing machine too :P

Shadow Wizard

1:14 PM

@berserk won't help, my mind can't be washed! :D

@JoErNanO or maybe knowingly... like @Clem and his downstairs neighbour... :D

(i.e. things they shouldn't like but keep silent about ;))

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Somehow I doubt.

Shadow Wizard

lol

Universal Indicators

Meow!

Typing with 9 fingers

Shadow Wizard

@UniversalIndicators wow, are you Logen Ninefingers?

Clemens Himmer

@JoErNanO what's the matter???

Shadow Wizard

1:22 PM

wondering what @Uni did that caused a finger to become inactive /cc @ber ;)

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Is that the name of a new erotic movie I should know about? Is it the one starring @berserk @DroidDev and @ClemensHimmer?

Produced by @ShadowWizard paid for by @PhMgBr.

Only on the Den and soon your silver screens.

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO lolz, no... it's for @Uni ;)

Universal Indicators

@ShadowWizard I cut it with a penknife

Shadow Wizard

@UniversalIndicators oh my... what did you actually try to cut?

Universal Indicators

Bye gotta go install ubuntu

cya!

@ShadowWizard Plastic

JoErNanO

1:24 PM

@UniversalIndicators Run. You fools.

Shadow Wizard

Poor @Uni

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard Because he's off to install Ubuntu? I understand.

Shadow Wizard

lol

JoErNanO

19

Q: "Ubuntu is an ancient african word, meaning 'I can't configure Debian.'" -- why did they write that?

From urban dictionary ubuntu is defined as "Ubuntu is an ancient african word, meaning "I can't configure Debian"". http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ubuntu I'm confused for that... How true is this sentence? Are really Ubuntu and Debian so close to each other?

debian

See? Even they know.

Clemens Himmer

@JoErNanO you forgot @Pra, @ber and @Dro wil be doing stuff and me and @Pra will do the rest.

JoErNanO

1:31 PM

@ClemensHimmer Who's the Rest? A friend of yours?

2

DroidDev

LMAO ^

JoErNanO

Poor Rest. @ClemensHimmer

DroidDev

they will be doing rest, as in, they will be resting, because they get tired easily ;)

JoErNanO

Getting jumped by @ClemensHimmer and @PraxisAshelin

Does he even know? Or is it going to be a surprise? Something like hey pick up the soap Rest.

Awful. Simply awful.

@DroidDev Ah I see. They don't have the stamina anymore. Much better.

Clemens Himmer

@JoErNanO oh wow that was clever, nice one

Shadow Wizard

1:43 PM

I think that Rest is @nef

Universal Indicators

Clapx

Clemens Himmer

@UniversalIndicators hugh? what?

also hi

Universal Indicators

hhi.

@ClemensHimmer Remaining: infinity

JoErNanO

@UniversalIndicators It happens when you divide by zero.

Universal Indicators

oh noeses

(-b + sqrt(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2a

yay I remembered it

Shadow Wizard

1:57 PM

@UniversalIndicators getting thrown back in time to school

Universal Indicators

llol

JoErNanO

Universal Indicators

require('solve-quadratic')('ax^2 + bx + c = 0');

@Sha try it in node, replacing a, b, c with real numbers

Shadow Wizard

nah

Universal Indicators

D:

Shadow Wizard

1:59 PM

@UniversalIndicators the extra "l" is to compensate for the lost finger? ;)

I'm not working on node.js these days @Uni, back to C# for a while.

Universal Indicators

random keyboard nonsense, thanks windows

meow

Shadow Wizard

Translating old 810D CNC code to 840D code.

Universal Indicators

Looks like crap in IE

npmjs.com/package/solve-quadratic

> 79 downloads in the last month

wow

Shadow Wizard

@UniversalIndicators huh, your avatar is badly stretched here.

@Uni ^

Can't you make it SVG?

Universal Indicators

@ShadowWizard Ask gravatar

Shadow Wizard

2:05 PM

@UniversalIndicators blech

FOX 9000

Bot restarted after crash.

Universal Indicators

meow

Shadow Wizard

Crash restarted after bot.

Universal Indicators

Meow sent after crash

Shadow Wizard

2:19 PM

@ber bent after trash

@JoEr tent after flash

@MAR rent after clash

JoErNanO

Shadow Wizard

2:38 PM

nice!

JoErNanO

2:54 PM

@ShadowWizard I'm gonna stop voting now to keep 5555. :D

Shadow Wizard

lol

going to post spam targeted at @JoEr

JoErNanO

:D

It's OK. We have a new mod!

So what have you been doing on TSE all this time? Editing!

travel.stackexchange.com/users?tab=Editors&filter=all

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO 2397 edits? pfffft

meta.stackexchange.com/users?tab=Editors&filter=all

more than double ^

JoErNanO

> Member for 5 years, 5 months

> Member for 1 year, 5 months

Eat my dust!

Shadow Wizard

lol, you have 5 fetish, @JoEr? ;)

JoErNanO

3:02 PM

@ShadowWizard 5 is the magic number. And not 3 like the phone companies want you to believe.

Shadow Wizard

277

A: Story where the number 3 is the monster?

The story is "The Homework Horror" by Greg Cox. It was originally printed in Amazing Stories Vol. 62 #1, but was reprinted in Bruce Coville's Book of Nightmares II: More Tales to Make You Scream, which is probably where you read it. And the evil number in the book is 5, not 3. Five stayed ...

OP was wrong, 5 was the monster.

And too bad that answer doesn't have 555 votes.

JoErNanO

See? You know.

Shadow Wizard

:)

ProgramFOX

3:33 PM

@ShadowWizard That... is right. rofl, totally overlooked that

@ShadowWizard Exactly. The latest command suggestion is stored per user, and it only stores the latest one.

ProgramFOX

3:45 PM

>>pull

FOX 9000

Bot restarted after pulling from the GitHub repository. Running on revision 13d9c3d215dc0e0cb6757baa3b23c95ad69a13db.

ProgramFOX

>>halp

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX Command not found. Did you mean: help?

ProgramFOX

>>yes

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.

ProgramFOX

3:45 PM

Fixed this bug, @Sha.

JoErNanO

4:02 PM

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

@JoErNanO Output would be longer than 500 characters (the limit for single-line messages), so only the first 500 characters are posted now.

@JoErNanO alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *award, *empt

JoErNanO

@FOX9000 @ProgramFOX You could maybe split the help into multiple messages to avoid this problem.

ProgramFOX

the best way to fix this is to make it a multiline message, the limit there is VERY large that you'll never even encounter it

IIRC I already implemented that before... but the command output has changed again so that change got lost

JoErNanO

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Ok so 500 characters per line.

Is allowed.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Aenean commodo ligula eget dolor. Aenean massa. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Donec quam felis, ultricies nec, pellentesque eu, pretium quis, sem. Nulla consequat massa quis enim. Donec pede justo, fringilla vel, aliquet nec, vulputate eget, arcu. In enim justo, rhoncus ut, imperdiet a, venenatis vitae, justo. Nullam dictum felis eu pede mollis pretium. Integer tincidunt. Cras dapibus

so is 501 per line though. -.-

WTH single message with > 500 characters isn't allowed.

PhMgBr

@JoErNanO When you go multiline, you can do devilish things

JoErNanO

4:06 PM

Multiline messages with individual lines > 500 characters is allowed.

Who coded this? Steve Ballmer?

ProgramFOX

there is no limit "per line". for multiline messages, the limit is... lots. I never encountered that limit even with excessively long messages in the Sandbox. might be something like 50k, dunno

JoErNanO

@ProgramFOX There is on single-line messages.

ProgramFOX

yeah

but there is no "per line" limit for multiline, I mean

JoErNanO

How does that make any sense? :)

Why have the single-line limit in the first place?

ProgramFOX

I have no idea xD Go complain on Meta. :P

JoErNanO

4:08 PM

:D

ProgramFOX

I suppose it might have to do with the "(see full text)" link for long messages. But you could show that as well for singleline.

JoErNanO

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Dammit. Multiline message with 50k characters per line is ok!

ProgramFOX

>>pull

FOX 9000

Bot restarted after pulling from the GitHub repository. Running on revision 2a9d33df788df48f9e6446765cc2efaa09227995.

ProgramFOX

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

4:08 PM

@ProgramFOX Output would be longer than 500 characters (the limit for single-line messages), so only the first 500 characters are posted now.

@ProgramFOX alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *award, *empt

ProgramFOX

>.<

okay so what went wrong

JoErNanO

So just post all the message, then add a \0 on a new line. Or something meaningful like End of message or I love @JoEr or @PhMgBr Smells.

PhMgBr

He doesn't. ಠ_ಠ

JoErNanO

@PhMgBr ? Pfft more like H2S.

ProgramFOX

>>pull

FOX 9000

4:13 PM

Bot restarted after pulling from the GitHub repository. Running on revision 2a9d33df788df48f9e6446765cc2efaa09227995.

ProgramFOX

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX Output would be longer than 500 characters (the limit for single-line messages), so only the first 500 characters are posted now.

ProgramFOX

hmpf

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *award, *empt

ProgramFOX

ah, I found it

PhMgBr

4:14 PM

It found you too

>>award @Pro

FOX 9000

@PhMgBr You don't have the privilege to execute this command.

JoErNanO

@ProgramFOX It's the same output though.

ProgramFOX

Yeah, duh, I didn't push the fix yet.

>>pull

FOX 9000

Bot restarted after pulling from the GitHub repository. Running on revision 444e3ef88fa0f09153eb546c51f11cdeaa518797.

JoErNanO

@ProgramFOX So what have you been pushing all this time? Meth?

ProgramFOX

4:16 PM

@JoErNanO Broken fixes.

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, exec, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, *translationchain, *translationswitch, *stop, *disable, *enable, *suspend, *unsuspend, *ban, *unban, +delete, *pull, yes, no, *module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, *award, *emptyqueue, *removespell, *gameban, *gameunban

JoErNanO

@ProgramFOX Meth would have been better.

>>ban @PhMgBr

FOX 9000

@JoErNanO You don't have the privilege to execute this command.

JoErNanO

Ach dammit!

PhMgBr

>>eat @Joe

FOX 9000

4:17 PM

@PhMgBr Command not found. Did you mean: cat?

JoErNanO

>>push Meth

FOX 9000

@JoErNanO Command not found. Did you mean: help?

JoErNanO

@FOX9000 No I meant >>push Meth

Aaaaand there's me talking to a bot.

@ShadowWizard Where did you go?

@ShadowWizard Are you there?

@ShadowWizard We fixed the chatbot.

@ShadowWizard Actually @ProgramFOX fixed it.

@ShadowWizard First he broke it then he fixed it.

@ShadowWizard And @PhMgBr smells.

ProgramFOX

Well, strictly, I never really broke it. My fix was just incomplete :P

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard According to the bot.

@ShadowWizard The chat bot.

@ShadowWizard Now @ProgramFOX is making excuses after breaking the bot.

ProgramFOX

4:20 PM

Go look at the GitHub repository if you don't believe me. :P

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard You know that age-old justification I didn't break the built. It works on *my* machine.

ProgramFOX

*the build

Shadow Wizard

4:39 PM

@ProgramFOX yay!

@JoErNanO it was meant for code, originally.

So users can post their code in chat...

@ProgramFOX probably 30k like SO post, no?

ProgramFOX

no idea

could be

PhMgBr

@ShadowWizard No

@FOX9000 !delete!

Shadow Wizard

:(

PhMgBr

A message in The Periodic Table was 36000 lines and it still was posted.

Shadow Wizard

Wow

@JoErNanO closes nose 👃

PhMgBr

4:44 PM

Talk about dedication, right? :P

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JoErNanO

5:12 PM

@PhMgBr Talk about my revolution.

PhMgBr

5:24 PM

CC @Sha

Universal Indicators