Wizards Den

7:35 AM

@berserk It'd be "Du bist am schreiben und lesen", but you normally say "Du schreibst und liest", the continuous form is rarely used for current events when reffering to the second person

berserk

8:15 AM

Ah damn, okay. Continuing my lessons.

Tschusse, @Clem :)

@ClemensHimmer Danke!

Clemens Himmer

8:37 AM

@berserk Kein Problem!

@berserk I guess you want to say goodbye? That's "Tschüss" :)

berserk

oh yeah

Guten Tag!

hallo

Clemens Himmer

But we have a loooooot of words for that, e.g. "Zeawas", that's what we say around here

berserk

lol

There is a big word also.

auf wiedersehen

Clemens Himmer

@berserk that was correct :D

berserk

yep, I can't memorize it easily

Clemens Himmer

8:41 AM

Sali, Zeawas, Tschau, Tschüss, Man sieht sich, Auf Wiedersehen,..... but they vary everywhere

berserk

But any will work anywhere, in general, right?

Clemens Himmer

auf wiedersehen is formal, and tschüss is known almost everywhere so you can use those.

berserk

I mean people will know all of them.

Clemens Himmer

@berserk E.g. if you say tschüss here, everybody will look at you strangley, nobody says that here, but they will understand

berserk

lol

willkommen

Clemens Himmer

8:44 AM

@berserk zeas

FOX 9000

No associated word found for zeas.

berserk

@FOX9000 wars

FOX 9000

@berserk basilisk

Clemens Himmer

chain wasn't broken anyways @ber

berserk

haha true

Bitte.

Unikitty Blends People

9:25 AM

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Clemens Himmer

@UnikittyBlendsPeople private you goon

berserk

9:44 AM

@UnikittyBlendsPeople hallo, Guten Abend :)

Unikitty Blends People

Mao

DetonationsPlus

10:24 AM

Just finished my Neko Porn

Shadow Wizard

10:38 AM

boom

Clemens Himmer

@DetonationsPlus do i wanna google that??

berserk

honeypot.io

@Clem any idea about this site?

I just signed up, and they just gave me a call.

Shadow Wizard

this Neko? ^

Clemens Himmer

@berserk nah, why?

berserk

It is for recruitment.

Clemens Himmer

10:41 AM

Okay.. soo?

berserk

they make your profile and present it to recruiters.. just asked to know if you know about that website

Clemens Himmer

okay nah, i can do that alone :P

berserk

lol okay okay

Well, I need them to present me to recruiters :P

@Dro Register there.

Shadow Wizard

@berserk so you're serious about moving to Germany, cool... anyway they look legit, didn't read it all but here's a good article from a reliable source: techcrunch.com/2015/10/01/honeypot-wants-to-be-berlins-hired

berserk

yeah, it is a startup :)

yep, I am serious :)

DetonationsPlus

10:44 AM

@ClemensHimmer no

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@DetonationsPlus remission

Shadow Wizard

>>gameban 298265

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard User @DetonationsPlus has been banned from playing the game.

berserk

@FOX9000 berserk

FOX 9000

@berserk NukesPlus

Shadow Wizard

10:45 AM

Sorry, forgot to ban you yesterday

berserk

lol

DetonationsPlus

@ShadowWizard thanks love you

Shadow Wizard

lol

berserk

@Sha how to check manual links?

Shadow Wizard

@berserk >>islink

berserk

10:46 AM

>>islink

FOX 9000

@berserk 2 arguments expected, 0 given

Shadow Wizard

...

>>islink berserk NukesPlus

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Yes, that's a manually added link.

Shadow Wizard

@ber ^

;)

berserk

>>islink 4789274 4789275

FOX 9000

10:46 AM

@berserk No, that's not a link.

...

??

??????????????

To see who linked just search the chat

berserk

I thought ids lol

DetonationsPlus

10:47 AM

Penis.

Shadow Wizard

id of what??

berserk

>>islink handjob blowjob

FOX 9000

@berserk No, that's not a link.

Shadow Wizard

chat.meta.stackexchange.com/…

berserk

@ShadowWizard I thought argument needs to be id of wag message lol.

Shadow Wizard

10:47 AM

>>explainlink berserk NukesPlus

FOX 9000

Sep 1 '15 at 13:04, by NukesPlus

@berserk dont forget me, as your mini-me

berserk

@ShadowWizard haha, Du bist evil :P

Shadow Wizard

@DetonationsPlus so you're not @Sharmin anymore? You got your penis back?

berserk

yup @Nukes ak @DetonationsPlus is my only mini-me :)

DetonationsPlus

@ShadowWizard Yes

@berserk SharminsPlus

Shadow Wizard

10:48 AM

@DetonationsPlus cool! Welcome back! :D

berserk

Oh, so @Deto was Sharmin always...

DetonationsPlus

@ShadowWizard brb

Shadow Wizard

@DetonationsPlus didn't mean it like this, but oh well... :P

@FOX9000 Detonation

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard thunderclap

Clemens Himmer

@berserk böse*

berserk

10:59 AM

evil = bose?

DroidDev

11:29 AM

@berserk ok, I will, once I get home

berserk

cool

btw @Mukesh wanted your skype, so I gave him

DroidDev

no problem, talking to him right now

berserk

(y)

Shadow Wizard

12:07 PM

Who is @Mukesh?

Who is @Lukesh?

JoErNanO

28

Q: Is watching porn in university a crime?

I am about to start my graduate studies in an American university, moving from my native Peru. Over the course of my under-graduation, I have developed this strange habit of watching porn at odd times, say afternoon, or morning. Sometimes I watch in classroom too, of course, reducing the volume t...

Shadow Wizard

ROFL

LMAO

PMSL

> or engaging in other clumsy activities

hahahahaha

oh @JoEr I wanted to tell you earlier, that yesterday I had 3 number 2's. So am I normal now? :-D

JoErNanO

Great question.

We need more of those.

@ShadowWizard You? Normal? Never.

Shadow Wizard

:-(

sob

@Deto you know, the "r" in "brb" is "right". And not in the direction meaning. :D

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard After all they relegated you to a den.

Shadow Wizard

12:18 PM

Better change brb to bbsp "Be Back at Some Point". ;-)

@JoErNanO hmm? "They"? Rele-what? head spinning

JoErNanO

mbb Might be back.

Shadow Wizard

@JoErNanO good one!

JoErNanO

How about we pingattack @IͶΔ ?

Shadow Wizard

Go ahead! :D

JoErNanO

What you're not gonna help pingattacking @IͶΔ ?

Granted I can do that on my own most probably @IͶΔ

Won't even use the bot @IͶΔ

Now that's sportmanship @IͶΔ

Some would say commitment @IͶΔ

Where did @IͶΔ go anyway?

Lost in chemical transaction @IͶΔ ?

Some people miss you @IͶΔ

I don't :P @IͶΔ

I wonder what chemistry you do @IͶΔ

Anything cool? @IͶΔ

I have a dark humour joke I wanna make but I don't know if it'll pass smoothly here @IͶΔ

So I'll keep it for myself @IͶΔ

Talking to myself like a crazy person @IͶΔ

Is 15 enough @IͶΔ

Might not be @IͶΔ

I might have to get to 20 @IͶΔ

Clemens Himmer

12:29 PM

don't

JoErNanO

Why not @IͶΔ ?

Sweet revenge @IͶΔ

Clemens Himmer

do not do that

JoErNanO

You party pooper @IͶΔ

DetonationsPlus

:o

JoErNanO

They're ganging up on me @IͶΔ

:)

But I won't be stopped @IͶΔ

nor tamed @IͶΔ

Revolución! @IͶΔ

No pasarán! @IͶΔ

Travel SE is great @IͶΔ

I find myself reading up on crazy stuff @IͶΔ

DetonationsPlus

12:40 PM

@JoErNanO kiss me @IͶΔ

JoErNanO

Like transit visas for Iuwait @IͶΔ

Out of the blue @IͶΔ

And I learn stuff @IͶΔ

So much information and trivia @IͶΔ

Some think it's useless stuff to know @IͶΔ

@DetonationsPlus Misses you @IͶΔ

Or even stuff about typhoid vaccinations @IͶΔ

In Zagreb! @IͶΔ

Dammit all this typing hurts @IͶΔ

Is that enough @IͶΔ ?

Unikitty Blends People

12:58 PM

meow

Shadow Wizard

Poor @IͶΔ

Wonder where @IͶΔ is now.

Unikitty Blends People

@DetonationsPlus please stop saying crap kthxbye

DetonationsPlus

@UnikittyBlendsPeople Love you

JoErNanO

@IͶΔ is busy chemicalising.

Redoxing and stuff. @IͶΔ

Shadow Wizard

1:13 PM

@JoErNanO revenge on @IͶΔ, served cold

JoErNanO

Cold is better @IͶΔ

Some like it cold @IͶΔ

Italians do it bette @IͶΔ

I don't know how that slipped in there @IͶΔ

99 @IͶΔ on the wall

Take @IͶΔ down

Pass @IͶΔ around

Aaaaaaaand that's rule 34 acting right there! @IͶΔ

Shadow Wizard

?

JoErNanO

@ShadowWizard I'm talking to myself.

And replying too, apparently.

Shadow Wizard

That's an awesome skill, @JoEr!

JoErNanO

1:33 PM

Awesome or worrying @ShadowWizard

DetonationsPlus

@JoErNanO Sexy.

berserk

2:35 PM

Mukesh Rana, Chandigarh

2k 1 5 21

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Shadow Wizard

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berserk

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Shadow Wizard

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berserk

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Shadow Wizard

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berserk

2:36 PM

4

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Shadow Wizard

7

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berserk

5

∞

Shadow Wizard

-1

@Deto ^

berserk

lol

Shadow Wizard

@berserk troll lol

berserk

2:37 PM

XD

Du bist am Kage

Shadow Wizard

am bist Du Kage to you too!

>>translate ge en {{read chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/4790089#4790089}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Language not supported.

:4790101 Language not supported.

berserk

lol

Shadow Wizard

No German? :/

berserk

de

>>translate de en {{read chat.meta.stackexchange.com/…}}

FOX 9000

2:39 PM

@berserk [Powered by Yandex Translate] Command contains invalid characters.

de is Dutch, no?

no

So what is Dutch?

>>translate de en {{read chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/4790092#4790092}}

FOX 9000

@berserk [Powered by Yandex Translate] on You Kage to you too!

berserk

2:40 PM

lol

@ShadowWizard nl.

Shadow Wizard

>>translate de en lul

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] lul

Shadow Wizard

>>translate nl en lul

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] dick

berserk

>>translate de en Ich trinke Wasser

Shadow Wizard

2:41 PM

huh, you're right @ber

FOX 9000

@berserk [Powered by Yandex Translate] I drink water

Shadow Wizard

>>translate en de I pee a lot

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] I pee a lot

Shadow Wizard

?

berserk

lol

Shadow Wizard

2:42 PM

No word for pee in German??

berserk

Ich pisse viel

Shadow Wizard

Ich Pisse eine Menge

>>translate de en {{read 4790160}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] I piss a lot

berserk

lol that's too literal, I mean word to word

Shadow Wizard

?

berserk

2:46 PM

?

Shadow Wizard

berserk

lol

Shadow Wizard

3:09 PM

>>flip {{read 4790192}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard (╯⇀Д⇀)ง︵ɟᴉƃ˙◖ᗺɾ⅁ᄅ/ɯoɔ˙ɹnƃɯᴉ˙ʞɔɐʇs˙ᴉ//:dʇʇɥ

Shadow Wizard

>>cat {{flip {{flip {{read 4790192}}}}}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard (┛ಠਊಠ)┛︵4790192︵ง(ಥ益ಥง)

@ShadowWizard (╯ಥਊಥ)╯︵i.stack.imgur.com/2GjBD.gif︵づ(๑ʖ๑┛)

Shadow Wizard

>>randomchoice {{showlast10}}

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Latest

berserk

3:13 PM

@Pro @Pro Red alert! @Sha is broken! @Pro @Pro

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard wars,

Shadow Wizard

breaking an egg on @ber's head

berserk

D: halp!

Shadow Wizard

@berserk brechen ei auf der Oberseite von @ber den Kopf

@FOX9000 thunderbolt

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard gilt

Shadow Wizard

3:23 PM

@FOX9000 guilty

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard pronounce

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 announce

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard mongolia

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 MongoDB

FOX 9000

No associated word found for MongoDB.

berserk

3:24 PM

Someone control @Sha D:

kicks @sha in the butt

Shadow Wizard

>>continue MongoDB NoSQL

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard NoSQL

Shadow Wizard

turning before @ber has chance to kick, so he kicks my steel balls instead :D

@FOX9000 Adobe

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard mission

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 impossible

FOX 9000

3:27 PM

@ShadowWizard render

@FOX9000 Blender

@ShadowWizard mix

@FOX9000 trans

No associated word found for trans.

Shadow Wizard

>>continue trans gender

FOX 9000

3:28 PM

@ShadowWizard gender

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 neferpitou :D

FOX 9000

No associated word found for neferpitou.

Shadow Wizard

>>continue neferpitou car

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard car

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 riding

FOX 9000

3:29 PM

@ShadowWizard filly

@FOX9000 pony

@ShadowWizard rein

@FOX9000 rain

@ShadowWizard patter

@FOX9000 splatter

3:29 PM

@ShadowWizard red

@FOX9000 band

@ShadowWizard sioux

@FOX9000 sex

@ShadowWizard neuter

3:52 PM

@berserk I'm afraid that I can't fix that. I'm afraid that it isn't even fixable :P

2

berserk

lol

JoErNanO

4:39 PM

@IͶΔ Ain't here yet.

Great stuff @IͶΔ

Revenge! @IͶΔ

berserk

4:59 PM

@JoErNanO Did he steal your electron?

DroidDev

6:08 PM

1 hour later...

berserk

1 hour later...

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard Nah, it's hot and delicious.

BTW @Joe you're such a lightweight; 50 pings when I'm gone for 6 hours is amateurish.

Also what was the result of the Travelection?

berserk

7:26 PM

1 hour later...

Shadow Wizard

8:17 PM

@ProgramFOX Wenn Sie können nicht schlagen Sie sich Ihnen anzuschließen! /cc @ber

@ShadowWizard Nien.

@berserk Tien.

@ShadowWizard Bitte.

@berserk Latte.

@IͶΔ lol, nice to see you enjoying a warm ping attack... :D

berserk

@ShadowWizard yeah, the warmth is making his electrons excited...

Shadow Wizard

8:20 PM

@berserk blech

berserk

8:34 PM

lol

NiKoLaPrO

9:32 PM

hello @ber

berserk

9:44 PM

hullo :D

NiKoLaPrO

:DDDD

how r u? :D

berserk

fine :D u say

NiKoLaPrO

great, i am working on something

:)

but...

berserk

cool, designing?

Unikitty Blends People

10:28 PM

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