Wizards Den

neferpitou

02:00

in Java and Android era on Stack Overflow Chat, Mar 2 at 7:28, by neferpitou

@TheLittleNaruto I think thats Ultimate Bazuka 1000

deadlydragon00

@sha , Hi Shawie , sorry I am on a vacation. C ya later :)

neferpitou

@deadlydragon00 hey, where have u been?

deadlydragon00

in happy world :3

where all your dreams do come true :D

neferpitou

02:53

:/

DroidDev

05:45

@ShadowWizard kinda....sorta.....stuck with some things :(

Shadow Wizard

07:09

@deadlydragon00 enjoy! still wondering if @nef is your sock? ;)

throwing things on @Dro

Clemens Himmer

nobody cares about my WoW achievements :'(

neferpitou

@ShadowWizard I really hope so :)

Shadow Wizard

nobody cares about my life achievements :'(

:D

neferpitou

:(

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou huh, so you have a fantasy to be a sock... cool! Wonder how that can be achieved... :P

neferpitou

07:13

@ShadowWizard I saw you in the fake taxi yesterday :3

Shadow Wizard

@nef will you be a clean sock, or a dirty sock? White sock or black sock?

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard what are those?

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou fake? taxi? running away

@ClemensHimmer still searching... ;(

neferpitou

@ShadowWizard grounded sock

Shadow Wizard

So @nef what you order today? Menu consists of: Pizza, Coffee, and Cake. You can ask for something new as well.

neferpitou

07:17

@ShadowWizard I'll go with Pizza

with Fapperoni

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou cool, same as before? Or would you like to try something different?

neferpitou

Different

Shadow Wizard

OK, one pizza on its way for @nef!

neferpitou

@ShadowWizard also cappuccino decaf

Shadow Wizard

2 in 1! Pizza already contains the cream.

neferpitou

07:20

nice

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou Sorry, only one order per meal. Don't be greedy! :D

Oh, hey @MsY might also like that pizza.

neferpitou

wut...

shut the door then leave

Shadow Wizard

Would you share your pizza with @MsYvette, @nef?

neferpitou

Another 1 unhappy costumer cuz the waiter knows best!

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard sounds real depressing

neferpitou

07:22

@ShadowWizard but its only good for 1 person :/

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer crying loudly

@neferpitou only if you're really hungry... it's big. :P

Feb 25 at 16:03, by NiKoLaPrO

@ShadowWizard kk, i will send pic today :D

@NiKo ^

You have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong day...

Clemens Himmer

@Sha why the hell are permanently searchig for phallic food?

neferpitou

I know that pic :3

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer for our dear @nef of course. He likes it... :D

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard he?

IͶΔ

07:30

@ClemensHimmer It.

neferpitou

at

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer he admitted, finally, yesterday, being a male. It was a historic moment. :D

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard @nef will always be it, this is too much fuzz, it's just genderless

neferpitou

:)

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer ...or genderfull. ;)

neferpitou

07:35

@ClemensHimmer you should open a Meta question about : Catastrophe behind unknown gender.

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou that said, there is one SE employee whose gender is unknown.

neferpitou

@ShadowWizard I'm either unknown, probably not, probably yes. Who knows!

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard Shog.

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ nope.

/cc @nef ^

IͶΔ

I know dude

neferpitou

07:38

@ShadowWizard lol thats a Digimon

His secondary evolution is male, but when it evolves it becomes a female

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou totally no. It's from Final Fantasy.

I killed many of its kind. :D

neferpitou

@sha digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Togemon

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ I know you know. ;)

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard You know that I know that you know that I know?

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou huh, pale fake of the FF one... :D

@IͶΔ what you did last summer? Yes.

neferpitou

07:41

:3

IͶΔ

CC @Sha

Clemens Himmer

@IͶΔ lol, awesome :)

@neferpitou nah this is den-related, not meta related ^^

@ShadowWizard lauren looks good / cc @ber

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer lol, I fear she got married by now... called Lauren Roemer these days! :(

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neferpitou

TL;DR

IͶΔ

07:50

What?

Shadow Wizard

spam.

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard too bad eh, she's really cute

Shadow Wizard

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IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard Dude, you need to translate English spam first.

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ haha, lol :D

status-not-interesting

IͶΔ

07:52

status-thats-why-its-weird

Clemens Himmer

neferpitou

^ That pic symbolize: It's really hard to earn money :3

neferpitou

08:09

Gush Android N is up.

Clemens Himmer

@Sha you know about HTTPS?

i never undestood about SSL tunneling of HTTP, certificates and even less how to do that in node

Shadow Wizard

08:26

@ClemensHimmer well, we do have https in our project, but not my doing. I just remember that getting a valid cert was headache. :/

I can dig in the code if you like, send you relevant parts?

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard pretty much the pic above for me too ._. if you have the time, sure, but it's not that important yet :)

Shadow Wizard

schoolsport.co.il/flowers

That's the site ^

Purely node.js and AngularJS. :D

Shadow Wizard

08:51

@MsY taking a day off the Den? :(

Are you immune to ping attacks, @MsY?

Ping attacks, are the way to welcome new users to the Den, @MsY

@IͶΔ knows it.

IͶΔ

I know it @MsY.

Though I've been ping-attacked way less than the other victims @MsY.

Shadow Wizard

@MsY and the nice thing, you can ping @IͶΔ back.

IͶΔ

Should we ping you a lot @MsY?

Or not a lot, @MsY?

I like to be pinged @MsY.

Do you? @MsY

Shadow Wizard

@MsY don't forget screenshot with the number of new messages.

I got over 100 once, @MsY. /cc @IͶΔ

IͶΔ

@Ber got 156 pings one time @MsY.

Shadow Wizard

08:54

@MsY it was from @Dro and @ber, and someone who is no longer with us, @SweetWisher.

IͶΔ

That's impressive @MsY, isn't it?

@MsY how many pings do you think @Clem got?

Shadow Wizard

Oh and if you get angry @MsY then please, feel free to blame @Clem.

IͶΔ

@MsY we can't predict your reaction to this ping-attack.

@MsY take a look at this comic:

It's funny, isn't it @MsY?

@Sha'll continue pinging you @MsY.

It's been 22 pings till now, including this message @MsY.

Shadow Wizard

@MsY that is all, for now. As a prize for reading all of this, a special car, just for you!

I know you like it, @MsY!

Proper Welcome of @MsYvette to Den

9 mins ago, 7 minutes total – 27 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 27 secs ago by Shadow Wizard

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard Wow, they take humor way too far.

I think I'm not gonna sit in another car anymore.

Shadow Wizard

09:01

@IͶΔ "they"? ;)

@IͶΔ I read it like "not gonna shit in another car".... :D

IͶΔ

Thy.

Shadow Wizard

So @IͶΔ you don't want to drive even in @Clem's car? :/

IͶΔ

@Clem's car?

Clemens Himmer

@IͶΔ idk, some

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ sorry, meant ride, not drive.

Feb 1 at 12:58, by neferpitou

@ClemensHimmer translate this : I want to ride in your car,

oh my, just noticed!

> Before college, he served in the Israeli Defense Forces as a paratrooper and helped found Kibbutz Hanaton.

IͶΔ

09:11

?

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ Joel Spolsky

IͶΔ

O_O

Shadow Wizard

P_P

OK, got it.

var https = require('https');

var options = {
    key: fs.readFileSync('schoolsport-key.pem'),
    cert: fs.readFileSync('schoolsport-cert.pem')
};

var secureServer = https.createServer(options, app);
secureServer.listen(443, function() {
    logger.log('info', 'Listening on secure port %d', secureServer.address().port);
});

@Clem ^

I'm not sure what exactly are those .pem files, guess they are given as part of the certificate.

(with the private key etc)

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard hmm .. i guess that'll be my main issue .. but thanks, i'll look into it :)

also, best HTTP status code ever:

418 I'm a teapot (RFC 2324)
This code was defined in 1998 as one of the traditional IETF April Fools' jokes, in RFC 2324, Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol, and is not expected to be implemented by actual HTTP servers. The RFC specifies this code should be returned by tea pots requested to brew coffee.[53] This HTTP status is used as an easter egg in some websites, including Google.com.[54]

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer yeah, saw it first in SE a while ago when trying to hack something... :D

yesterday, by Shadow Wizard

> Error 418 I'm a teapot

@Clem ^

Clemens Himmer

09:20

@ShadowWizard haha imma include this EVERYWHERE

Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol

The Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP) is a facetious communications protocol for controlling, monitoring, and diagnosing coffee pots. It is specified in RFC 2324, published on 1 April 1998 as an April Fools' Day RFC, as part of an April Fools prank. An extension is published as RFC 7168 on 1 April 2014 to support brewing teas, which is also an April Fools' Day RFC. == Protocol == RFC 2324 was written by Larry Masinter, who describes it as a satire, saying "This has a serious purpose – it identifies many of the ways in which HTTP has been extended inappropriately." The wording of the...

IͶΔ

HTCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCPCP

Shadow Wizard

lol

when chemicals going wild

Shadow Wizard

09:38

LOL

10

Q: Frogs in pond attacking one reddish coloured frog?

In my garden pond I saw a bundle of frogs seemingly smothering one reddish coloured frog. Being British and always favouring the underfrog I sprayed the "attackers" with the hose until they all went. The victim frog was indeed reddish in colour and seemingly very weak. What is going on? Is the re...

wildlife

The answer is just hilarious! /cc @Clem @ber @Dro

IͶΔ

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ lol!

watching Friends for the 10010101001's time

Clemens Himmer

So the female frogs frequently get raped to death? That sounds awful. — Erik 12 hours ago

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard Now I wonder how much @ber and @Dro want to be a frog.

Shadow Wizard

You can onebox comment @Clem

Right click the timestamp and copy the link location. :)

IͶΔ

09:41

@ClemensHimmer The timestamp for the comment is a link. Copy and paste it here.

Clemens Himmer

pfffft

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ @ber probably won't mind, @Dro will pass. :D

berserk

@IͶΔ lol I am not a rapist :P

btw, I fapped :/

@IͶΔ lol.

Shadow Wizard

Yay!

berserk

Shadow Wizard

09:50

14 times, to make up for the lost days? @ber

:D

berserk

lol no

only once

Shadow Wizard

:(

berserk

thinking of doing it again today, but no :P

Shadow Wizard

Anyway.. found a way to make @IͶΔ vibrate!

in Tavern on the Meta, 2 mins ago, by IͶΔ

Vibrates and messes up IR spectroscopy data

berserk

lol

neferpitou

09:51

0

Q: What are the android sdk changes in android-n preview?

I want to know what are the android-sdk changes in android-n preview.

android android-n

IͶΔ

No stupid human beings, I don't vibrate the way you think

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ yeah yeah

neferpitou

What kind of violation this question makes ^

Shadow Wizard

@berserk yes! yes!

IͶΔ

@neferpitou Code 0x8402940038299492999290236462718

neferpitou

09:52

@IͶΔ hmm not really

IͶΔ

It's General Reference, whatever SO calls it.

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou is this some sort of riddle or quiz? :/

neferpitou

mind hack :3

berserk

@ShadowWizard Well, if you would have used sudo, it may have worked :P

IͶΔ

@neferpitou You don't have any matching close reasons.

Clemens Himmer

09:53

lol i just hashed a password with 89756 iterations.. fucking 500ms oO

berserk

@neferpitou umm.. that looks too broad

Shadow Wizard

--sudo yes yes @ber /fap

Clemens Himmer

sha1$cf049f5175d7a1$89756$9dc6e1bc521c72d42410a90a70c66c060b3c3fe0

neferpitou

@IͶΔ I was looking for that

berserk

neferpitou

09:53

or I am just wrong

@berserk I think so

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou high rep user. Two fair answers. Why you think it's off topic?

berserk

@neferpitou It is not opening.

neferpitou

@ShadowWizard why do you look on rep?

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer is this your private key?

neferpitou

its just a no#

IͶΔ

09:54

@ShadowWizard Every question on SO is OT unless proven otherwise.

neferpitou

:P

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ haha, sadly enough that appears to be the case.

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard it's a hashed password, the raw data is completely useless btw :P

Shadow Wizard

throwing raw data on @Clem

neferpitou

anyways, I will not flag that question for the sake of being good :3

Shadow Wizard

09:55

Good boy, @nef!

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard can you get the initual password, i wonder?

hmm.. tbh i think i'll go into million interations, i only hash the password upon logging in

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer maybe, perhaps... if I'll spend enough time on finding tools to de-hash stuff

neferpitou

this tag android-n stackoverflow.com/questions/tagged/android-n is now for real

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard okay, i'll have one you probably won't de-hash.. i just went for 8 million iterations, let's see the server's response time!

neferpitou

nice to sock cc @sha

Clemens Himmer

10:00

41 seconds server response time ..

sha1$5c08469789b9045075162a967060c32f536346679399315924$8000000$0c8416bbac657ca4‌1934848ea862a64f7c8ef747

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou who you sock?

@ClemensHimmer looking secure enough... :)

neferpitou

@ShadowWizard I am good ;)

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard yeah, it's real fun fiddling with that! btw, raw data is "password" :DD i'll try on how long it takes to check it's validity :)

44487 ms :)

neferpitou

10:41

@sha Is there a way to find a user that earns 5000 rep in just a 30 days from the day he/she of account creation?

IͶΔ

@neferpitou SEDE. Ask @rene.

I mean that uber-cool flower.

neferpitou

@IͶΔ ok I will ask him

rene

WUT?

neferpitou

@rene I have a query

rene

Who summoned me from my 8 hour office nap

neferpitou

10:43

oops sorry

berserk

*?

neferpitou

> Is there a way to find a user that earns 5000 rep in just 30 days from the day of account creation?

rene

let me see

that does require rep calculation which isn't 100% accurate but I'll find you something to start with

IͶΔ

@neferpitou Wait, you also can do that by sorting by new users.

neferpitou

cool , tnx

berserk

10:44

@neferpitou You can query database...

IͶΔ

But it would give only the most recent ones of course.

stackoverflow.com/users?tab=newusers

berserk

I want icecream, brb

neferpitou

@berserk I do not know the tables

IͶΔ

It says no one has done it recently. ^^^

rene

@neferpitou have a look at this

berserk

10:45

@neferpitou There was a link where you can query.

neferpitou

Tnx, thats a good start

berserk

Huge query.

neferpitou

O:

berserk

:O<

rene

or this one

berserk

10:46

Another huge query.

neferpitou

@rene thats nice

rene

@berserk yeah, there is no timeline per user table

berserk

rene

@berserk lick

oh

!!/remove

crap

IͶΔ

@FOX9000 !delete!

berserk

10:51

>>showlast10

FOX 9000

@berserk Latest 10 words: mouth, lick, ornament, ivory, savory, onion, communion, sunday, saturday, morning

IͶΔ

@Sha why am I still not privileged? :o

rene

@FOX9000 !delete!

berserk

@FOX9000 jewellery

FOX 9000

@berserk merchant

neferpitou

10:52

^

berserk

@rene fixed :)

rene

Power!

berserk

licks icecream as a reward

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer glad you're having fun.... ;)

@neferpitou I bet you are.... :D

berserk

Hwoarang - Tekken Movelist IRL [Eric Jacobus]

►

for tekken fans ^

neferpitou

10:55

@ShadowWizard yesh sir

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou only by manually checking the reputation in profile page, or some SEDE query that @rene probably can pull up... :)

berserk

@IͶΔ is waiting for his turn lol

..just sayin..

IͶΔ

?

Shadow Wizard

@berserk what, to lick ice cream?

berserk

yeah, who don't like ice cream :D

Shadow Wizard

10:58

@IͶΔ I think you are... maybe you tried to delete too late

neferpitou

lol

Shadow Wizard

>>cat delete me

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard delete me

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ try to delete ^

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard Nope. @Nef could delete it later than me.

@FOX9000 !delete!

Or was it @Ber?

Shadow Wizard

10:58

:(

IͶΔ

Whatever.

Shadow Wizard

@Pro @Pro @IͶΔ is not privileged! :(

hmm... can it be done via command?

>>listcommands

FOX 9000

Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, award, emptyqueue, removespell, gameban, gameunban

berserk

let me try...

neferpitou

>>cat I did my best :3

FOX 9000

10:59

@neferpitou I did my best :3

berserk

>>ban @IͶΔ

FOX 9000

@berserk Command contains invalid characters.

berserk

now I see

IͶΔ

>>privilegeunban 280934

FOX 9000

@IͶΔ Command not found. Did you mean: doubleflip?

IͶΔ

11:00

>>kill @ber

FOX 9000

@IͶΔ Command not found. Did you mean: link?

berserk

XD

Shadow Wizard

>>listcommands denmodule

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard That module does not exist, or it is disabled.

neferpitou

did you mean lick?

29 secs ago, by FOX 9000

@IͶΔ Command not found. Did you mean: link?

IͶΔ

11:01

>>read 4502022

FOX 9000

@IͶΔ i'm gonna fucking post personal porn you fgt

Shadow Wizard

LOL

So @IͶΔ now wants personal porn of the bot? :-O

>>help

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard I'm FOX 9000, ProgramFOX's chatbot. You can find the source code on GitHub. You can get a list of all commands by running >>listcommands, or you can run >>help command to learn more about a specific command.

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard Actually no, there's a hidden "@Berserk" in that message.

It's funny how we never get anywhere useful trying to do something with the bot and finally end up with >>help.

berserk

>>kill @IͶΔ

FOX 9000

11:04

@berserk Command not found. Did you mean: link?

Shadow Wizard

github.com/ProgramFOX/SE-Chatbot/blob/…

The privileged users are in a text file on the server. /cc @IͶΔ :/

IͶΔ

Shuns @Pro

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ yeah, just wanted the GH link. :)

Shadow Wizard

11:26

Accelerating @nef

@FOX9000 peddler

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard beggar

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 homeless

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard render

berserk

@FOX9000 blender

FOX 9000

@berserk mix

berserk

11:29

@FOX9000 sex

FOX 9000

@berserk delicacy

Shadow Wizard

haha, and I thought fapping will calm you down, @ber :-D

@FOX9000 yummy

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Empanadas

Shadow Wizard

yay!

My link worked!

>>explainlink yummy Empanadas

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard No explanation found.

Shadow Wizard

11:33

whaaat?

>>addlinkexplanation yummy Empanadas culture.oasiscollections.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/…

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Explanation added.

berserk

@ShadowWizard lol.

I am berserk :P

Shadow Wizard

fapserk.

@fap would be.... interesting. :D

berserk

:D

neferpitou

11:59

@ShadowWizard we also adopt that kind of food from Spaniards :)

and now we have a variety of versions of that :3

DroidDev

12:11

@ShadowWizard umm....what?

@IͶΔ lol, no, I'd never want to rape someone to death. I'd prefer fapping over it ;) cc @ShadowWizard

Proper Welcome of @MsYvette to Den

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