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1 hour later…
07:19
The last message was posted 6 boobs ago.
 
1 hour later…
08:22
boo
>>flip @Clem
@ShadowWizard (งಥ益ಥ)ง︵ɯǝןƆ@
>>doubleflip @Dro
@ShadowWizard @◖ɹo ︵ヽ(⇀益⇀)ノ︵ oɹ◖@
gets scared
As you should be ;)
08:26
bs sou yhould bs ;)
08:50
bdm you should bdm
09:04
BDSM BDSM BDSM
Where? goes looking
:D
Anything to do with our own Grace, or is this just a coincidence?
> Director of IT at Stack Exchange
"our own Grace" you mean Grace Note, @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.?
BDSM
IN MY ROOM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
goes rushing to @Clem's room
09:19
@ShadowWizard Jes
No associated word found for Jes.
Not funny @FOX.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. well, just a coincidence - Grace Note isn't even his/her real name, just a nick.
@ShadowWizard But that's only what they told us.
It's the one and only SE employee without real name, anywhere. And without even real gender.
09:20
@ShadowWizard is surpised to see @Sha while fucking a leasehd and gagged woman in the ass
In the team page, he/she appears as Cactuar. :)
oh i forgot she's blinfolded and in a sex-swing too
joining @Clem in whatever he's doing there :D
Indian Baba is attacking with black magic. — Shadow Wizard Feb 16 '14 at 21:55
+1 for @Sha
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. ^
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. I think that even SE itself, in real life, do not know Grace real name, but not sure about that.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. lol, how you found it? ;)
09:28
@ShadowWizard We have our own resources
@ShadowWizard no my pussy :(
@ShadowWizard i'd do lauren ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@ClemensHimmer why no share? :(
:D
09:49
@ShadowWizard me egoistic
Winking unhappily? That reminds me of my teacher.
sorry @Sha it's my rape dungeon :o
10:21
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. great minds wink alike... ;-)
flipping @Clem's rape dungeon
ah ffs now i opened envelopes for a week .. it's hard to get back to the code i messed up before lol
no idea what's happening anymore
 
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11:27
@FOX9000 respect
@ShadowWizard honoured
@FOX9000 honor
@ClemensHimmer revere
@FOX9000 reverse
@ClemensHimmer motor
11:28
@FOX9000 bike
@ClemensHimmer gun
@FOX9000 police
@ClemensHimmer cruiser
@FOX9000 crusher
@ClemensHimmer administer
11:28
@FOX9000 system
@ClemensHimmer ecliptic
@FOX9000 eclipse
@ClemensHimmer sun
>> listcommands
Commands:
alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, doubleflip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module, define, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, rmword, reply, retry, continue, award, emptyqueue, removespell, gameban, gameunban
11:29
>> showtime
@ClemensHimmer Waiting time: 0 seconds.
@Sha wanna play?
@ClemensHimmer threesome with the bot? Sure! :D
@FOX9000 moon
@ShadowWizard terrestrial
>>time 5
11:30
@ShadowWizard Waiting time set to 5 seconds.
@ShadowWizard oh the threesome :O
@FOX9000 terror
Now it's easier
No associated word found for teror.
@ClemensHimmer anguish
11:30
@FOX9000 pain
@ShadowWizard muscle
@FOX9000 training
@FOX9000 penis (I think :))
@ShadowWizard swollen
11:31
Penis is a muscle, @Clem? You're our expert...
@FOX9000 pumped
@ShadowWizard spout
no, it's made out of .. swell thingies idk how they're called exactly
blood is pumped in them and they get stiff, not a muscle tho :)
cavernous body
@FOX9000 sprout
@ClemensHimmer turnip
11:33
@FOX9000 TURNUP
No associated word found for TURNUP.
Sponge. Our penis is made of sponge. I want to cry.
party all day all night bitches
yeah, but it's not a sponge lol
11:33
Google says!
Google knows!
yeah kind of a
I trust Google!
read carefully @Sha
probably just a way to explain it easier
No, I'm sad. Can't read.
D:
lol
The body can be so primitive sometimes.... ;)
well lol @Sha , our penis is as much sponge as our blood is water
it is just .. something like that
kind of
11:35
Why we can't just activate the penis same way we use our hands? Would be so much easier....... :P
well, you can train that lol
just like you can train lifting stuff with your hands
Nope, despite my best efforts can't reach full erection without some tiresome preparation.... and the reverse also takes time. :(
Oh well, guess we have to live with that borked design of a body. :D
Wish there was a Meta for god, or whoever responsible for our design.
lol
well .. there is no perfection but hey you can train ^^
@ClemensHimmer party
and without any stimulation you can't get erect
11:38
@ShadowWizard majority
@FOX9000 major
@ClemensHimmer howe
@FOX9000 Bowe
No associated word found for Bowe.
@ShadowWizard bowie
11:39
@ClemensHimmer threaten
@ClemensHimmer David (duh!)
@FOX9000 kill
@ClemensHimmer sioux
@FOX9000 six
11:40
@ShadowWizard pensacola
@ShadowWizard sex
@ClemensHimmer individual
@FOX9000 pinacolada
XD
No associated word found for pinacolada.
it's a mess with the bot
11:41
@ClemensHimmer threesome
@ShadowWizard MFF
@ClemensHimmer all good, it just always pick the last word. Chain is well.
As you see, the bot is well trained. ;)
@ShadowWizard phew, at least someting :D
Nov 25 '15 at 8:22, by Shadow Wizard
>>continue threesome MFF
lol
@FOX9000 whoremonger
11:42
Considered adding explanation, but that would mean NSFW content or picture which isn't good.... :D
No associated word found for whoremonger.
how thou art dare not have knowledge of a mighty whoremonger?
@ClemensHimmer egoist
@ShadowWizard weak
@FOX9000 minded
11:43
@ShadowWizard intolerant
@FOX9000 trump
@ClemensHimmer sounding
@ClemensHimmer card
@ShadowWizard player
@FOX9000 trumplings lol kinda got in my mind
@FOX9000 game
11:45
@ClemensHimmer poultry
@Clem put any WAG comment in brackets, this way both the bot and the stats know to ignore it.
@FOX9000 pelt (sounds the same)
See? ^
@ShadowWizard storm
@ShadowWizard i didn't put in brackets because well .. how is that fitting? :D
@FOX9000 marvel (that fucking storm bitch in the x-men)
@ClemensHimmer befall
@FOX9000 fall
HELP ME I'VE FALLEN
11:48
@ClemensHimmer tumble
@ClemensHimmer oh, lol, you just replid to the bot so assumed you found some connection ;)
@ShadowWizard yeeeah idk
@FOX9000 trump
fuck i keep thinking of trump XD
@ClemensHimmer organization
@FOX9000 illuminati
@ClemensHimmer lodge
11:51
CONFIRMED ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
12:06
>>time 0
@ShadowWizard Waiting time set to 0 seconds.
@ClemensHimmer so, you would have voted for him if you would be USA citizen? ;)
12:31
*greetings
@neferpitou Hi, pitou
@DroidDev 'elo , droid
@ShadowWizard naaah, he's just ridiculously funny :D
@ClemensHimmer agreed... :/
@FOX9000 lodged
@ShadowWizard furnished
12:40
@FOX9000 furniture
@ClemensHimmer attic
@FOX9000 backyard
@ClemensHimmer brick
@FOX9000 house
@ClemensHimmer structure
12:40
@FOX9000 API
@ClemensHimmer interface
@FOX9000 user
@ClemensHimmer certificate
@FOX9000 management
No associated word found for mangement.
12:41
>> retry
@ClemensHimmer plantation
@FOX9000 plankton
@ClemensHimmer eater
@FOX9000 crab
@ClemensHimmer sturgeon
12:41
@FOX9000 surgeon
@ClemensHimmer chaplain
@ShadowWizard there are so many memes of that shithead lol
@ClemensHimmer ER
@ShadowWizard medical drama
@FOX9000 doctor
12:42
@ClemensHimmer dominie
@FOX9000 domina
@ClemensHimmer ae
@ClemensHimmer shithead or not, he has a good chance to be the next US president. :O
>> define ae
Definition from Merriam-Webster:
1. adjective
12:42
XD
noice
@FOX9000 one
@ShadowWizard leading
10M+ Question is very easy to achieve these days.
13:31
haha, Develop for microsoft hololens. They forgot to wrote, Pay charges for every damn thing that you'll need to work on, while developing
 
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15:58
@FOX9000 zero
@ClemensHimmer mercury
@FOX9000 metal
@ClemensHimmer lathe
@FOX9000 later
@ClemensHimmer week
15:58
@FOX9000 day
@ClemensHimmer festivity
@FOX9000 drinks
@ClemensHimmer cola
16:19
Bye world computer is gonna lag big time now
@FOX9000 pepsi
No associated word found for pepsi.
>> continue pepsi piss
@ClemensHimmer piss
hue
@FOX9000 urine
16:22
@ClemensHimmer suppression
@FOX9000 depression
@ClemensHimmer stimulant
@FOX9000 viagra
@ClemensHimmer Sildenafil
>> define lastword
16:22
@ClemensHimmer No entries found for that word.
>> define Sildenafil
@ClemensHimmer No entries found for that word.
@FOX9000 silly
@ClemensHimmer girl
^ lol @Sha @ber @Dro @Uni
16:45
@FOX9000 boy
@ClemensHimmer educate
@FOX9000 school
@ClemensHimmer graduated
@FOX9000 degree
@ClemensHimmer arc
16:46
@FOX9000 sinus
@ClemensHimmer abscess
@FOX9000 excess
@ClemensHimmer secretion
@FOX9000 secretes
@ClemensHimmer capillary
16:46
@FOX9000 caterpillar
@ClemensHimmer crawling
@FOX9000 baby
@ClemensHimmer carrier
@FOX9000 mobile
@ClemensHimmer visit
16:46
@FOX9000 travel
@ClemensHimmer southward
@FOX9000 warden
@ClemensHimmer fink
@FOX9000 film
@ClemensHimmer lei
16:47
>> define lastword
@ClemensHimmer No entries found for that word.
yeah ffs
@FOX9000 linen
@ClemensHimmer calico
@FOX9000 calculus
@ClemensHimmer differential
16:48
@FOX9000 equal
@ClemensHimmer elegance
@FOX9000 ball
@ClemensHimmer size
@FOX9000 penis
@ClemensHimmer orgasm
16:57
@FOX9000 cum
No associated word found for cumk.
>> retry
@ClemensHimmer sic
17:18
Ahoy! ^^
@NiK are you at whatsapp?
nope :/
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy why lag? What did you do?
@berserk he's too innocent to be there ;)
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy Mind Control? :D
Sildenafil, sold as Viagra and other trade names, is a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction and pulmonary arterial hypertension. Its effectiveness for treating sexual dysfunction in women has not been demonstrated. Common side effects include headaches and heartburn, as well as flushed skin. Caution is advised in those who have cardiovascular disease. Rare but serious side effects include prolonged erections, which can lead to damage to the penis, and sudden-onset hearing loss. Sildenafil should not be taken by people who take nitrates such as nitroglycerin, as this may result in a severe...
It's a chemical, so @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. might be familiar with that..... :P
@FOX9000 sickle
17:36
@ShadowWizard temple
@FOX9000 run
@ShadowWizard backward
@FOX9000 backspace
No associated word found for backspace.
17:37
>>continue backspace 8
@ShadowWizard 8
@ShadowWizard catcher
@FOX9000 (in the) Rye
@ShadowWizard ham
17:58
@ShadowWizard We sell Sildenafil pills in our pharmacy.
18:10
@ShadowWizard But I miss his memes :(
Uh, cooooould . . . someone take Niko to the Whatsapp group so he posts any meme he likes there?
Then do it.
@NiK sign in into whatsapp :D
18:34
He means "RIGHT NOW, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES".
19:01
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. awesome! Lots of clients? Surely @Clem isn't one of them.... :D
@berserk so add him to the group... ;)
@ShadowWizard I don't really count them.
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. and how much does it cost? ;)
@ShadowWizard About a dollar and 20 cents for each 4 pills. Drug prices vary greatly around the world tho'.
So, you own a pharmacy, @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.?
I own the world.
But my mom has a pharmacy.
19:09
Cool!
19:19
Cool!
Chemicalz scared cat away D:
@ShadowWizard no need :D

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