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5:35 AM
yo!
 
Hie cycelz
 
6:49 AM
ow
Pretty much every folder and file was changed
O_o
1k aditions
@ber you have nodejs?
 
yes
I am learning
just made a server yesterday
 
:D
you already know nodejs, right?
 
Also, are you from the future?
@berserk Yes
 
lol no, why?
 
7:01 AM
> just made a server tomorrow
What server are you making?
 
umm.. just REST apis
I am using it locally on my laptop.
 
Made a server script, and executed from other PCs on same network.
 
well, planning to use on this, never used tho
What should I use? MongoDB or MYSQL?
 
7:03 AM
Dunno, I use mongodb
@bjb also uses it
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE yeah that is what I made
Do MongoDB has limitations over MYSQL?
 
db.createCollection('users', function(e, c) {
  c.insert({name: 'berserk'});
  global.users = c;
});
 
I heard complex queries can't be used in it.
 
@berserk Who says?
Read the mongodb docs
users.find({name: req.body.name}, function(e, u) {
  if (u) {
    res.status(200);
    res.send('User found!');
  } else {
    res.status(400);
    res.send('No such user...');
  }
  res.end();
});
 
I mean complex queries.
I just read at their website, something like that.
 
7:07 AM
What do you mean by complex?
 
We can do as many joins as needed right?
 
You should be able to, though I've never done it before
 
ok
gonna use MongoDB then
 
You use vanilla node or expressjs?
 
7:10 AM
um.. I just installed nodejs.
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE hi
 
no IDE
 
Hi
@berserk Oh lol
I'll guess vanilla node
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE hows u after long time
 
Is Vanilla node an IDE?
 
7:10 AM
u left den:(
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE
 
?
 
Framework.
 
7:11 AM
You can get a node IDE like WebStorm?
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE talkz tro me
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE good
 
Let me try.
 
7:11 AM
Currently I use gedit xD
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
 
Shall I use WebStorm?
lol its just 2-3 days since I started xD
 
Webstorm comes with a template nodejs server running on expressjs
 
I am John Snow in it.
um.. I have a question
Sounds noob question tho lol
 
Like we need a wamp server to run php and mysql, we need it for nodejs too? :3
I mean I just made server script and ran it without wamp.
I mean for localhost, we need wamp?
feeling like jump into a river
 
yeah
 
I dunno what that is, but I don't use it
 
yeah, it is for windows
 
7:16 AM
My windows computer is too slow for programming
 
Linux got LAMP or XAMP right? (don't know much)
yeah mine too, so I shifted completely to Linux
 
Never used php or mysql before
 
will go in windows ocassionally for gaming sometimes... (its been a looooooooong time since I played any game, don't count browser games, chess etc.)
oh okay
Can you please explain this?
 
Waits for steam games to go on discounts
 
5 mins ago, by UNICYCLEZ R DE BEST IN DE HERE
Webstorm comes with a template nodejs server running on expressjs
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE Lol, what is your steam username?
 
7:18 AM
So webstorm creates an almost empty project with a few files
 
I mean what is a template nodejs server and expressjs?
ooh
I got it now.
 
It uses expressjs
 
So, I don't have to write from scratch.
Yes, I also made server using express.
 
I choose jade and stylus, but you can use whatever you want
 
Which one is more useful? and better maybe?
 
7:19 AM
Really depends
 
For REST APIs?
 
That returns JSON? Just use pure express
router.post('/endpoint', function (req, res, next) {
  // Do your REST API stuff here
});
 
ok
I mean which framework to use?
Frameworks are kinda built-in libraries right?
like one layer added between pure nodejs and developer?
And which IDE to use?
 
You can use:
Jade
EJS
Handlebars
Hogan.JS
For CSS:
Plain
Stylus
LESS
Compas
SASS
 
hmm.. i will not be doing any web frontend, so, I won't need CSS
I will try JADE.
Just kinda backend scripts.
there are all templates right?
 
Okay, thanks a lot for all the info :)
Gonna download Webstorm
gives Unikitty a free hug
 
Yay!
status-refactoring-code
 
status-coding-refractor
 
@ber there is this ubuntu bug with webstorm stuff
Sometimes when you try to enter things, nothing happens
You need to run this in the command line: (no sudo)
ibus restart
 
ok, thanks for the tip
hmm.. its paid
 
7:36 AM
Get the 30 day trial
 
yeah
 
Slaps self again
I should put up a wall of reminders
And put:
1. REMEMBER TO PARSEINT ROOMID IN CHAT!
 
They look cool at the Desk.
Stickys maybe?
I posted this one first...
 
My office's internet is running slow.
> System Health
Your system is using the IBus daemon which is known to cause intermittent keyboard issues with the IDE. See known issues for suggested workarounds.
 
7:47 AM
Yep
That's the one
 
I am getting this in Android Studio.
 
8:18 AM
in Android on Stack Overflow Chat, 13 hours ago, by McAdam331
> When Jon Skeet is programming the Garbage Collector rests. The objects know when to destroy themselves.
@ShadowWizard how below MysticMagicϡ ? she is not playing yet ._.
> who is hell is Manishearth
status-getting-duplicates
 
9:00 AM
@maveň you mean not playing anymore. But she used to play a lot. The stats are for all time.
he used to be active on Meta long ago, and even played a bit WAG
>>showlast10
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: showlatest10?
 
>>showlatest10
 
@ShadowWizard Latest 10 words: citizenship, good, fictional, hi, intelligence, spy, impostor, assassin, creed, hindu
 
@mav when breaking the chain by mistake you really better fix it otherwise it can become really hard to find the chain again.
>>link IQ Albert_Einstein
 
@ShadowWizard Link added.
 
9:11 AM
>>reply 4212705
 
@ShadowWizard Albert Einstein
 
@FOX9000 physics
 
@ShadowWizard physical
 
9:25 AM
@FOX9000 relationship
 
@berserk sexual
 
@FOX9000 intercourse
 
@berserk phoenician
 
10:14 AM
status-grant-permision-to-stop-bot-way-play
cc @ProgramFOX
@ShadowWizard |.-.|
@ber ;) does it mean smthng ^
 
11:01 AM
umm.. dunno
 
@berserk |.-.|
>>cat I ♥ {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers {{pingformat}}}}}}
 
@maveň I ♥ Command contains invalid characters.
 
u mean ň in mah name ?
status-help-needed
 
>>cat I ♥ {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}
 
@berserk I ♥ Command contains invalid characters.
 
11:14 AM
weird
>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@berserk I ♥ Command contains invalid characters.
@berserk @berserk @FOX9000 @maveň @ShadowWizard @UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE @DroidDev @PraxisAshelin
 
>>cat I ♥ {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}
 
@berserk I ♥ Command contains invalid characters.
 
>>randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@berserk Command contains invalid characters.
 
11:17 AM
RED ALERT! @Pro @Pro Bot borked! RED ALERT!
 
11:42 AM
>>cat I ♥ {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}
 
@maveň I ♥ Command contains invalid characters.
 
@berserk only bot owners can use unicode in commands
>>randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@ShadowWizard Command contains invalid characters.
 
huh
or maybe not D:
>>getcurrentusers pingformat
 
11:48 AM
lol yeah
 
@ShadowWizard ShadowWizard maveň FOX9000 berserk UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE DroidDev PraxisAshelin
 
@Pro when there's username with unicode, it borks randomchoice :/
 
> maveň have invalid characters
 
>>cat I ♥ {{randomchoice {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard I ♥ Command
 
11:49 AM
>>getcurrentusers pingformat
 
@maveň ShadowWizard maveň FOX9000 berserk UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE DroidDev PraxisAshelin
 
lol yeah
I was able to use it some days ago
 
>>cat I ♥ {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}
 
@maveň I ♥ Command contains invalid characters.
 
11:49 AM
@berserk yup, when @mav wasn't around :)
 
lol
 
@FOX9000 r u wokey ?
1 min ago, by maveň
> maveň have invalid characters
3 mins ago, by maveň
> maveň have invalid characters
> error: protocol fault (couldn't read status): Invalid argument
status-help-needed
>>cat I ♥ {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}
 
@maveň I ♥ Command contains invalid characters.
 
noOoOOOOooooOoOOOOooooOoOOOOooooOoOOOOooo
 
12:08 PM
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE there?
 
>>cat I ♥ {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard I ♥ PraxisAshelin
 
1:09 PM
@FOX9000 d'awww <3
aaaah I ate Indian food and now my mouth is on fire
 
1:55 PM
@berserk Mm?
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE M&M
 
@PraxisAshelin lol, at least you didn't touch your eyes after touching a pepper.... :D
 
I forgot lol
 
throwing forgot on @ber
 
1:56 PM
@PraxisAshelin haha, what did you eat exactly?
 
Knocks atm over @ber
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE I downloaded your freehugs code from github. How to execute it?
 
The website?
first:
 
Also installed Webstorm
 
1:57 PM
yeah
 
nodejs bin/www
If you want your mongo store in your own directory, it's a bit more complicated
 
ok I did nodejs bin/www
I got error
 
js:340
throw err;
^
Error: Cannot find module 'express'
at Function.Module._resolveFilename (module.js:338:15)
at Function.Module._load (module.js:280:25)
at Module.require (module.js:364:17)
at require (module.js:380:17)
at Object.<anonymous> (/home/frodberserk/Downloads/TeamFreeHugsWebsite-master/app.js:1:77)
at Module._compile (module.js:456:26)
at Object.Module._extensions..js (module.js:474:10)
at Module.load (module.js:356:32)
at Function.Module._load (module.js:312:12)
at Module.require (module.js:364:17)
 
@berserk Chicken Tandoori, was nice
 
1:59 PM
You sure you did npm install -d?
 
@PraxisAshelin Ah okay, I am veg.
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE let me check again
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE installing the D I see?
whenever I do that, ppl call me a slut
 
ok I did now
 
2:00 PM
@PraxisAshelin D:
yeah it is downloading stuff
ok done
 
@berserk porn 100%
 
@PraxisAshelin NO MY WEBSITE AIN'T THAT
 
xD
jsdom 7.x onward only works on Node.js 4 or newer
I need new nodejs or what?
 
Facepalm
This gets hard
 
@PraxisAshelin .replace("porn", "hugs");
 
2:02 PM
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE that's what she said
 
Download nodejs from the website:
Also, apt-get remove nodejs
(Whatever it it)
 
I have to remove it? D:
 
Writes install script, hehe
@ber wait, let me cook something
 
ok
 
2:04 PM
 
ROFL, I'm cooking a script
 
._.
nerd level OVER 9000!
 
oh, so combo with Stack Overflow!
 
something else for @Pra :p
@Unikitty eats code, dreams code, codes code.
 
and @UniDoggy?
 
2:06 PM
dunno
@ShadowWizard WhO's Unidoggy?
 
@berserk @UniKitty's nemesis
Done! @UNI you can post here:
 
lol
 
The white bg though...
 
Stack Overflow - where you cook code
 
2:08 PM
overflows stack
 
@UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE it was transparent, I blame imgur
 
OLO
 
OLO
\_^_/
 
2:09 PM
YOLO
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jgs _.-' '-._
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yummy ^
 
2:48 PM
@ber
@ber come back
 
3:17 PM
comon @ber
 
3:53 PM
@maveň Only owners have the privilege to disable the bot - or parts of it -, and this won't change in the future.
@ShadowWizard [status-confirmed-and-should-be-fixed-by-a-one-line-change-IIRC]
boo no red tag
 
4:34 PM
I am here!
 
5:00 PM
going home now
 
lol
cya!
 
And I'm going to fix the Unicode bug.
 
status-yay
:D
 
And I'm going to fap.
 
@ProgramFOX yeah more than 50 characters
@berserk blech
 
5:05 PM
>>stop
 
@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.
Bot started.
 
Does any non-owner want to test the new randomchoice and shuffle with Unicode chars? Thanks!
 
>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@berserk @berserk @ProgramFOX @FOX9000 @ShadowWizard @DroidDev @PraxisAshelin
 
>>ping {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}
 
5:09 PM
@berserk @berserk
 
no unicode now :/
 
yeah manually put in Unicode, that is
 
>>randomchoice {{read 4223790}}
 
@ShadowWizard UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE
 
@ber try this ^^
 
5:11 PM
>>randomchoice {{read 4223790}}
 
@berserk FOX9000
@ShadowWizard ShadowWizard
 
?
 
@ShadowWizard UNICYCLEZRDEBESTINDEHERE
@ShadowWizard ShadowWizard
 
well appears to be fixed for me ;)
 
5:26 PM
yay!
@ber @Sha Any of you two up for a chess game?
 
sure!
 
Okay, I'll wait a few minutes for Sha and if he can, I'll host a simul, and if not, we start :P
 
umm okay
 
@berserk Well, he doesn't respond so let's just start: lichess.org/WBjdh1cG
So I got a random Anonymous user... is it you?
 
?
 
5:33 PM
The user who I am playing against, is it you? You aren't logged on.
 
O_O
 
what kind of an answer is that
 
its me lol
I am using ubuntu
 
oh lol
 
haven't logged yet
I thought u will understand after seeing O_O at both sides :p
 
5:35 PM
so clearly not :P
 
 
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P_P
 
7:12 PM
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