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6:00 PM
I mean, I have gotten up to 50km/h
 
admittedly down a certain steep hill, but fun nonetheless
 
Really? Not more than 50?
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship it's glue, you perv. :P
 
I've gone down at like 70-80. Didn't measure, sadly, as I was a kid, and didn't have the equipment, but I was going considerably faster than the cars driving in 50 km/h.
 
6:01 PM
@Andreasdetestscensorship huh, 10kg more than me! :D
 
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Also taller.
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship I just used google fit
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship luckily only the brain, which is not exposed. I hope! ;)
 
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack My classmate in elementary described it as glue.
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship eww! Also, early bird! lol
 
6:02 PM
@ZoestandswithUkraine Come with me to the ski resort next winter, and we'll have a speed contest.
 
Think average is 12
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship on bikes?
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship I'm 180cm (well 178 for nitpickers ;)) so how much more?
@Andreasdetestscensorship didn't ride bikes for almost 30 years.... :/
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine I'd do that, but I don't have a bike here. Neither a helmet. Or, well, ski helmet, but I don't wanna risk breaking it. Also, I'm not trained on bikes. Been many years.
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Then how come I made a typo in one of my messages right now?
 
So you haven't done 70-80 then
 
6:05 PM
@ZoestandswithUkraine As a child, not as an adult.
 
Is that a challenge?
 
Bikes for kids aren't designed to go that fast
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine It wasn't a child's bike.
I might be wrong. But I do remember going considerably faster than the cars driving in 50 km/h. I tried doing it at the same speed some years later, but I couldn't dare it. It's a dangerous road, I had more sense in my head, my physical form was much worse, and I had barely biked lately.
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Come to Norway; Zoe will teach you. :)
 
Looks like my average is around 20-30km/h (only really slowed down by intersections)
 
6:08 PM
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack 12 cm.
@ZoestandswithUkraine But you mostly bike in a city nowadays, don't you?
 
Mhm
and only ever, really
 
Can't go as fast in cities.
 
It's mostly a practical form of transportation
 
You're carrying a computer and books, too.
Falling with that baggage is just stupidity.
 
Not always
I've done Ikea runs on my bike :p
 
6:12 PM
Wtf? :P
 
obviously didn't bring anything big
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship sharp, not AI. ;)
 
Been a long time since I went to Ikea. Used to have a girlfriend that was obsessed with going there. Only been to Ikea one time since then.
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine nitro :D
 
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack jarrett (?)
 
6:13 PM
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Then it's the wrong type of bike :p
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship pretty sure I still remember, I can feel it. :D
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine Aw, sad thing. You missed out on the fun part. I'll summon you over to help me move my stuff when I get a new apartment. I have a sofa to move. :D
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship huh! So you're also thin. ;)
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship I've gone to ikea... 3 times in the past calendar year?
 
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Not really. Lost 13 kg from mid-january to mid-february, though.
 
6:15 PM
@ZoestandswithUkraine except for your brain! :D
 
Most of my furniture is from Ikea
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack :p
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine All my furniture is from Ikea. :)
 
I meant all, actually
Wasn't entirely sure for a minute
 
It's not a contest.
 
duh
I've only really had one high-speed fall
 
6:16 PM
@Andreasdetestscensorship oh... plan to get them back?
 
was snowy, didn't see where the bike lane went from being on the road to elevated
 
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Only if they're in the form of muscles this time, and not as fat. Can't say I've made any progress there. It's kinda nice to have less to carry around.
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine heh, I had a dog bite me once when on bikes.
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine See, that's why you don't go biking in cities.
 
Drove relatively close to the road, got the back wheel on the wrong side of the curb, fell on my back
Went shockingly well though
I just continued sliding, so no damage
Didn't slide far though, to be clear
but enough for the bulk of the energy to be lost to friction rather than a proper crash landing
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack I found a dog that had escaped once ^^"
Harmless doggo though
 
6:19 PM
@ZoestandswithUkraine Grab the opportunity! Make sure to bring the bike, though... I hate it when I fall on skis, my skis fall off, and I slide all the way down a steep hill. It's so unpleasant to walk back up in alpine ski shoes...
@Andreasdetestscensorship Well, I must have... I've fallen on gravel roads several times, and that can only have happened on the bike. Weird.
 
Also, interestingly, I had lived here for around 2.5 years at the time it happened, but the day I happened to find a loose doggo was the day after my sister had found a different loose doggo elsewhere. Absurd coincidence
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine brought him back home?
@ZoestandswithUkraine totally
 
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack No, called the owner. The number was conveniently on her collar
 
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack spy (?)
 
6:21 PM
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack townland (?)
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine nice!
 
The alternative would've been calling the police's non-emergency number
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine no animal association of some kind?
 
/shrug
I have no clue
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship This edit makes no sense. I thought I was writing a new message. Apparently, I misclicked, and was editing...
 
6:23 PM
I've just seen tweets from various (official) police accounts where they're looking for owners
 
Dyrebeskyttelsen?
Better just contact the police, I guess.
 
(For context, the different police districts have twitter accounts where they post stuff:tm: of informational value)
@Andreasdetestscensorship I'm 90% certain this isn't something they'd handle
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship lol! Happens to the best... ;)
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine Yeah, it was a bad suggestion. I think the police are the right ones to contact.
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack And the worst, in this case!
 
Yep, their FAQ says police:
 
6:25 PM
@Andreasdetestscensorship nah
 
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack chi (?)
 
> Om mulig, prøv å få tak i hunden og ta vare på den til eier dukker opp. Dersom du har noe du kan bruke som bånd kan du gjerne gå rundt i funn området med hunden, da eier antageligvis leter etter hunden sin. Kontakt politiet på 02800 og oppgi hvor hunden befinner seg, og eventuelt bli satt i kontakt med Falck som kan ta vare på hunden til eier blir funnet
 
"funn området". And also, no commas. And a lack of punctuation.
 
Google translate (because I can't be arsed to manually translate) for context for everyone else:
> If possible, try to get hold of the dog and take care of it until the owner shows up. If you have something you can use as a leash, you are welcome to walk around the discovery area with the dog, as the owner is probably looking for their dog. Contact the police on 02800 and state where the dog is, and possibly get in touch with Falck, who can look after the dog until the owner is found
@Andreasdetestscensorship Doesn't really matter
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine It does!
>:(
 
6:28 PM
ok boomer
 
You're too old for that reply.
 
~ No Pizza?
 
!!vomit on @Zoe
 
6:29 PM
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH Fox is so fast! !!!!!
 
Anyway. I see Minecraft 1.20 is out. So, let's continue being stuck on 1.19. :D
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine Oh. Thanks for that. I only use Optifine, and WorldEdit, which requires Forge.
No malware on my computer.
 
!!vomit into @Andreas toilets
 
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH dump of pump, ~ Had Pizza, @ShadowWizardStrikesBack's full brain dump !!!!!
 
6:35 PM
noooooo
my brain dump....
But two out of three being dump... into toilet... Kenny might become AI. ;)
 
I also have an issue with the resource pack I'm using not having been updated since 1.14... And now I somewhat rely on the newer standard textures, which don't blend too nicely with the 128-bit texture pack I prefer. There's lots of downloads for newer versions of this pack, for every Minecraft version, but they're all trojan horses.
@ShadowWizardStrikesBack Kenny is trying to tell you something...
Also, Minecraft is a lag hell for me. 15 fps + constant lag spikes of death.
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship but I already know my brain is crap. :D
 
Rendering distance currently set to 24 chunks. Really not enough. Oh, and also, the shaders I'm using haven't been updated in years, either. Fun. :D
!!flush 9528672
 
Wait, have to wipe before that!
!!wipe
 
6:40 PM
Old habits die hard!
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship laughs in RTX 3070
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine You have laughing insects inside your GPU? :( I'm so sorry for you.
 
6:56 PM
Task manager shows Minecraft using around 60% of the CPU and GPU. I think they're just throttled due to the heat. Could be a good idea to open the computer, and add some new cooling paste...
Not a fan of taking the computer apart. It's fragile, while certain parts are so tight that I risk breaking it entirely.
Laptop life.
Probably gonna have a stationary computer next time.
Also, it's a very annoying that Minecraft's using the grass block as its icon today; that's the launcher's icon. It's supposed to use the crafting table for the game.
 
7:20 PM
:p
I'm great
 
Pffff, not in any way whatsoever.
Make Olivia Great Again!
Give her skis on her feet!
And, take away her GPU. There's too many insects in it. I happen to have a GTX 1070 you can replace it with. :)
 
You know that laptop GPUs are potatoes, right?
 
This is not a cheap laptop, if that's what you're hinting at.
It's thick as fuck.
And I wouldn't exactly call it waterproof.
Holes everywhere in it.
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship I used to use gaming laptops
Had a GTX 1070M (which is what you have)
 
But yes, I'll likely sacrifice the mobility for the benefits of a stationary, nect time.
 
7:26 PM
It doesn't compare to the proper 1070 performance-wise
And thermal issues are rampant on laptops
And they're significantly worse to clean or repair
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine That's not a thing.
 
But that's not what I have.
 
I strongly doubt you have a desktop GPU in a laptop
But if you do, what a waste of money
 
Eh, whatever.
 
7:34 PM
they might not explicitly label them as M anymore though, but it's most likely still a mobile graphics card
Largely because power
 
It's a thick external power supply. The battery lasts for just 30 minutes.
Acer Predator Helios 500
 
Desktop graphics cards have a different form of cable for power, and use significantly more power
@Andreasdetestscensorship The desktop 1070 draws up to 150 watts
 
The thing is, I made a well-informed choice at the time I bought this computer. A stationary one was out of the picture, and I picked the best laptop I could find at the time. My biggest concern was the heating issue, as the space inside a laptop is limited.
But I do miss features of stationary ones, and my life situation has changed now, so a stationary is a viable choice today.
But I needed a laptop when I bought this.
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship Acer's website says RTX 3070 laptop GPU. Can't find the 1070 version because it's not sold anymore, but I strongly doubt they'd redesign it for a different type of GPU
 
So it doesn't matter how much you point out about laptops being worse. I was getting a laptop, and it was that simple.
It's 5 years old now.
@ZoestandswithUkraine The repair shop already spent 15 000 NOK once, replacing the entire motherboard. Not my fault it broke. They broke my screen when I got it back. Fucking worst repair shop I've ever had to deal with. They were rude, too.
When I finally got it back, I'd been without the computer for 2 months, so I just gave up trying to have the screen fixed, which is a part of the computer that they broke.
Anyway. Free repairs for everything.
 
7:43 PM
fun
 
And free screen breaking.
@ZoestandswithUkraine No.
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine I understood that.
Anyway.
!!vomit all over @Zoe
 
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH own den idea !!!!!
 
7:47 PM
You deserved it for vomiting all over my computer. Hrmpfh. >:(
!!flush @Zoe
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship No, that's just how it normally looks
 
!!wipe @Zoe's vomit off my computer.
 
!!pee on cupcake
 
7:49 PM
~ That is gross ....
 
!!poo on cupcake
 
~ 💩
 
!!cupcake for @Zoe
 
~ Don't hammer me...
 
Damn, what'd you do to Kenny?
 
7:52 PM
Oh well
Back to dwarf fortress
 
Back to Minecraft.
I really need to figure out the MC data packs. The default world height is painfully tiny.
 
 
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