« first day (3327 days earlier)      last day (358 days later) » 

7:16 AM
~ Friends of the Animal Wizard
 
@KennyBOT I have No Friends.
 
 
3 hours later…
10:27 AM
@ShadowTheSpringWizard I’m so sorry, but Zoe killed all of us, over her obsession with trains. :(
 
10:46 AM
hmm so now I understand why I feel crunched.
 
 
1 hour later…
11:56 AM
Yes; blame Zoe.
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard blames @KennyBOT for everything
2
 
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
 
!!blame @ZoestandswithUkraine
 
11:57 AM
~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?
 
No. Get your circuits checked.
 
12:52 PM
@Andreasdetestscensorship !!counterblame @Andreas
 
1:02 PM
!!milk @Shadow
 
~ Have your raw milk
 
whoa that was fast
BTW, @Andreas your blame didn't work because Kenny has rate limit of 6-8 minutes for most commands, i.e. after giving a command, that command can't be used again for literally 6-8 minutes. (the code generates random number between 6 and 8 and use it. ;))
Toilet commands have no rate limit, one shouldn't hold those things. :D
!!pee
 
~ Let's build some dykes ....
 
!!pee again I know you can do it!
 
~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!
 
1:04 PM
Good.
Supermarket time, @Zoe what you want me to buy for you?
 
~ What a mess ...
 
1:34 PM
@ShadowTheSpringWizard Licorice.
@ShadowTheSpringWizard Bitty for you
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard strawberries
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine legume (?)
 
@FOX9000 sugondee
 
No associated word found for sugondee.
 
1:49 PM
@Andreasdetestscensorship done! 5 tons are on their way to your place. :P
oh wait you're not @Zoe
Abort!
@ZoestandswithUkraine done! 5 tons are on their way to your place. :P
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship master Bitty is very nice.
@ZoestandswithUkraine Dundee
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard robertson (?)
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard Do you not know who Sugondee is?
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine na
 
1:52 PM
@ShadowTheSpringWizard ca (?)
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard yikes
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard ri (?)
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine disgusting (?)
 
1:53 PM
@FOX9000 eww
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard ag (?)
@ShadowTheSpringWizard blech (?)
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard pharmacology (?)
 
 
1 hour later…
2:54 PM
~ Echo ... E c h o ...... E c h o .....
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard Lovely. I hope she enjoys the licorice. :)
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship If I actually end up with 5 tons, I'm using it to construct a gigantic cannon to shoot it all at your place :p
 
3:09 PM
@Andreasdetestscensorship strawberries
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard darryl (?)
 
@FOX9000 drill
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard wrench (?)
 
3:23 PM
@ShadowTheSpringWizard Not sure how I'm gonna eat that many strawberries before they go bad :p
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine freeze (them)
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard ice (?)
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard I have a single drawer in the freezer, and it's already full. It can't handle 5 tons of strawberries :p
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine rent something somewhere, e.g. restaurant. :D
 
3:27 PM
Or... make a strawberry bath every day! :P
@FOX9000 cube
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard meat (?)
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard bottle (?)
 
@FOX9000 drunk
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard champagne (?)
 
3:41 PM
@ZoestandswithUkraine >:( How rude! Luckily, you don’t know in which direction to aim. :)
@ShadowTheSpringWizard Boring.
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship Or do I?
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine mhm... Prove it.
 
3:57 PM
@ZoestandswithUkraine That really looks like Fridtjof Stensæth Josefsen.
 
You have no culture.
 
I have plenty of culture
 
Apparently only the bad kind. Sad, sad.
Have a licorice. :)
 
 
1 hour later…
5:02 PM
~ What is this? Weekend?
 
5:20 PM
@Andreasdetestscensorship easy: south.
@Andreasdetestscensorship or not! Just ate a wonderful strawberry cake yesterday! :D
(wild berries, from a tree at my brother's place)
@Andreasdetestscensorship And I'll have a liquor.
@starball you like liquor?
Surely there is also a star version for you. ;)
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard nope! I pretty much just drink water. I don't want to find out how I'm like when I'm tipsy or drunk.
 
@starball your loss! :D
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard haha not in my mind, but okay xD
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard I'm quite sure I live east of Zoe.
 
pouring a strong whiskey into @starball's water when he doesn't look
 
5:33 PM
@ShadowTheSpringWizard You can have it all by yourself. I'll stick to tap water.
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship but also south. :D
@Andreasdetestscensorship U2?!?!?!
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard It's not acceptable to drug other people.
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard oh noOOOOOOOOOO
 
@Andreasdetestscensorship alcohol is good for your health!
And it's not like I put that rape drug...
 
*drinks
 
5:34 PM
hmm... or did I.... oops...
 
*grows wings and flies into space
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard You are definitely in the corner of lies today.
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard O_O *calls 911
 
@starball It's too late for you now.
@starball passes out
 
watching the passed out @starball with shiny eyes
hehehehe
 
5:38 PM
*calls astral 911 from astral body while covering eyes
 
 
1 hour later…
6:38 PM
~ Shaman King
 
 
2 hours later…
8:38 PM
@ShadowTheSpringWizard probably not right now
my money is Andreas living marginally north (and by marginally, I mean up to like 500 meters)
 
@ShadowTheSpringWizard I don't consume ethanol willingly.
 
and for obvious reasons, I'm not going to be specific publicly on the internet
 
@ZoestandswithUkraine Wait, whaaaat? Reeeeaaaaallyyyyy? But that makes no sense.
:P
 
Now tell the internet everything about yourself!
 
Actually, not everything, please. That's not gonna fit in the combined storage of the internet.
 
9:13 PM
but might be less north than I expected then. /shrug
 
Ah, you view the sports from your window. ;)
 
10:14 PM
Nope
 
10:41 PM
Nopé?
 
11:04 PM
Joda.
 

« first day (3327 days earlier)      last day (358 days later) »