Wizards Den

wot

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ok it may be a novel, but like .... :D

you are dirtier than me? pah

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def!

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9:12 AM

I'd draw swords.. but you know public place and all that

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You Dirty Bird!

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@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW haha, one last ping... if you want to join the WhatsApp den we need your phone number... you can send me via email, it's in my public profile. :D

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@ShadowWizard oh no!! I will, but when I submit this ass

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still waiting for jokes on that one

still thinking

Error 91211: ass overflow

9:14 AM

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW i do not believe you

Barney Stinson - Challenge Accepted

crashed

reboot

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@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW lol, I watch that these days... funny as hell! :D (reached third season)

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love it!!

Q: Is it possible for non-BDSM relationships to learn anything from slave-master relationships?

House of Cards give me all the Drama I need, then this one give me all the laugh I need. :P

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW so, you have a submissive ass at your command?? :D

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9:17 AM

let's continue this conversation in what's app after the ass submission

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I am interested in research on slave-master relationships within the BDSM spectrum. This questions concerns people who do not just engage in BDSM recreationally, but rater define their relationship by this type of relationship. Master-slave relationships is one of reciprocated devotion and req...

social-psychology sexuality

@sha you need laughs ? :(

The Beatles - You're Gonna Lose That Girl

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oh boy

well, things are happening quickly

9:20 AM

@sha Im really sorry , pls accept my apology me for being so dam bad :( . I really dont know.

@neferpitou hmm? What?

haha yeah

@neferpitou I'm... not sure what you talk about? :/ \:

7 mins ago, by Shadow Wizard

House of Cards give me all the Drama I need, then this one give me all the laugh I need. :P

then this one give me all the laugh I need

Oh wait.... did you eat the whole cake @nef? Are you high again? :D

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9:24 AM

@neferpitou how I met you mother

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the show

@neferpitou what about it? I meant the series @MsYvette linked few posts above :)

@ShadowWizard no need to explain , I know you have a problem now :(

dont worry

throwing problem on @nef

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@neferpitou what's wrong??

9:25 AM

Maybe @nef is the new @mav? :D

lol

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skull cutter stat!! need to open nef's brain to see what is upsetting nef.

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status-maybe-not-intended-to-ping

status-must-ping

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9:26 AM

@ShadowWizard I agree, I can't believe ber posted a "lol" without a ping

:)

lol @MsYvette

Here ^

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sha I totally agree, I cannot stand people who do not ping

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW lol that non pinging ber

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I know sha!! I hear ya, totally agree!

9:27 AM

Conclusion: @MsYvette can't stand herself... :(

Helping @MsYvette to stand

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ber I totally agree and see what you're saying the missing pings are terrible.. and yes I feel for nef not being pinged by sha.. it's quote disgusting!

@sha ^

hmm, guess sha has an OCD of having ping in every message :P

@berserk tru dat!

sha sha, is it annoying you? sha sha

9:28 AM

I have OCP @ber

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I am going to only ping in here without the ping :D

Obsessive Compulsive Pissorder

pmsl!

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW Sounds cool :D

cleaning pee from floor

9:29 AM

lets see how long sha can handle this :D

hope sha will be okay MsYvette

i hope so

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ping need == peeing into no gaps never ever ever dance

lol

@sha u need this youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

:3

^ finally a little relief to sha.. wait.. whoops!

9:33 AM

@neferpitou crying

@ShadowWizard gush, thats not my plan :(

:(

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW sounds just fine for me.... :P

@neferpitou OH BOY

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@nef @ber @sha I hereby declare that I will endeavour to use my pings responsibly and not deprive the users of the den with there daily fix of pings. @cle

yeah i'm at the end mhm @msY yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

9:38 AM

Thanks @MsY highly appreciated!

:D

:3

@berserk pm- u in other chat

@ClemensHimmer you're in the back and @nef in front... just the way you like! :D

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@ClemensHimmer you popped in as I was writing it and I'm flagging spam and goddammit the pings have the same noise.. and my life is one big adventure I hear that ~~god awful screech~~ chat ping and never know.. is it the den, is it spam??

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9:39 AM

@ShadowWizard ymw

No associated word found for ymw.

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hehehe

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you're very welcome bot head!

@ShadowWizard I thought I am the camera man?

>>showlast10

9:40 AM

@berserk Latest 10 words: muss, hi, tenderly, patting, pleasant, nocturnal, eccentric, bizarre, mysterious, disclose

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@FOX9000 petting

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW lap

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omg it really does go there

nooo

wait lol

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW no no, you must reply to the actual chat message with the word, not to the bot reply to your command.

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9:41 AM

ok I must go, don't let me back in until I've sorted out why my tank fire is not shooting up high and is exploding straight out of the tank.

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^^ that's actually true!!!

ah, long chain break

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github.com/yvettec/BlimpsAndBombs

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW lol, now you sound like @Uni :D

I am exploding too...

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9:41 AM

I saw that @nef!!!! :D ty

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW haha nice

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@ShadowWizard no I am AT uni not @ Uni @uni

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@neferpitou :D

@FOX9000 sex

@berserk erotic

9:42 AM

@FOX9000 handjob

@berserk give

@neferpitou so? It doesn't mean you can't have some.... fun.... :D

@FOX9000 take

@FOX9000 now

@neferpitou seat

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9:42 AM

ok please room kick me until I get my tank fire working

@berserk afore

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unofficially ^^

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW pffft

kicks MsY in the back :P

@ShadowWizard Its ok :D

9:43 AM

@FOX9000 ashore

@berserk canoe

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW nah, you won't have anything to do with @Uni - he'll just blech over you all the time. :D

@FOX9000 canopy

@berserk recline

@FOX9000 incline

9:43 AM

@berserk religiously

@FOX9000 sexually

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>>continue sexually orally

@berserk orally

@FOX9000 sucking

Q: What is the psychology behind male pornographic actors having larger than average penises?

9:44 AM

@berserk lip

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@cle @sha @nef @ ber a parting gift

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There is a question What does scientific research say about the relationship between penis size and attractiveness? This answer and this link give the statistics of penis size. Given these statistics, the average man performing in porn, would likely be in the top 2.5% of the population of penis...

social-psychology sexuality physical-attraction

like about I care about male pornstars :P

@FOX9000 tip

@berserk nose

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW lol! That's a good one... though what about just males with larger than average penis? Not fair! :-D

9:45 AM

@FOX9000 boobs

@berserk Gynecomastia

I think it varies on the viewer!!!

@FOX9000 lol what?

@FOX9000 no

@berserk sane

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@ShadowWizard you do realise I'm linking posts I wrote?

9:45 AM

The answer is clearly opinion based :)

@berserk rofl, it's about men boobs... :D

yeah just googled lol, that's why said no

Porn Industry does not conduct case study. They only based it from Experience.

> Gynecomastia is a common disorder of the endocrine system in which there is a non-cancerous increase in the size of male breast tissue.[3][4][a] Most adolescent boys, up to 70%,[6] have some breast development during puberty.[3] Newborn and adolescent males often experience temporary gynecomastia due to the influence of maternal hormones and hormonal changes during puberty, respectively.

@FOX9000 insane

9:46 AM

@berserk hallucination

@FOX9000 succubus

@berserk devil

@FOX9000 cry

@berserk loud

@FOX9000 moaning

9:47 AM

:3

@berserk cock

@FOX9000 pussy

@berserk heat

@FOX9000 sexual

@berserk hygienic

9:47 AM

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW LOL, no, had no idea.... now I know. respect. :D

@FOX9000 condom

@berserk drawer

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW hmm.. i've seen porn actors with smaller penises than me (i'm not bragging here, i just call BS on all of them having larger ones, it's quite common, but just no)

@FOX9000 wardrobe

@berserk scanty

9:47 AM

@FOX9000 panty

No associated word found for panty.

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@ClemensHimmer you have my full attention

>>continue panty bra

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I'm so shallow!!!

@berserk bra

9:48 AM

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW lol thats my username :3

@FOX9000 breast

@berserk vest

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW lol, i told you before already XD

@FOX9000 best

@berserk krishna

9:48 AM

I quit now lol

@ClemensHimmer you mean seen in person? In videos they usually use special angels and lighting to make it all look much bigger than it actually is.

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW wait... aren't you married anyways?

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@ClemensHimmer My husband died many moons ago...

@ShadowWizard actually some arent real, its just a prosthetic

@ShadowWizard no, in videos, yeah sure some of them have monsters, but i've seen many vids where the male actor has less than me ._.

9:50 AM

@berserk beast

@ShadowWizard dumb

@FOX9000 ass

@ShadowWizard errant

@FOX9000 erratic

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW that's sad, sorry

9:50 AM

@ShadowWizard buzz

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW oh .. i'm sorry, my condolences

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW oh my, I thought you just... you know, broke up. Sorry to hear! :/

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I said it like that to make moon jokes and you all got serious!! LOL

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it was 13 years ago.. so .. hey

@neferpitou nah, that's rare... people would notice such a thing.

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9:51 AM

not good for my kids, but I have a pretty black sense of humour

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no the other relationship was since then

Relationship and Inheritance

thats OOP

:3

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW well, it's a serious matter... moons, suns, or buns.... :D

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@neferpitou holy crap, no wonder I could never pursue my love of C!! My life reads like OOP!!!!! arghhhhhhhhhhhh

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW so, single mother to two kids for 13 years? Wow... that must be hard...

9:53 AM

lol

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@ShadowWizard very

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW etruscan

qph.is.quoracdn.net/…

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but better now

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW wonder who got it harder... you... or @Clem... :D :P

9:53 AM

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW haha nice one

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they are older now..

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW I salute u (serious talk) :)

@FOX9000 fuss

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@neferpitou thanks :D

@neferpitou hey, that's @Mooseman's bot job!

9:54 AM

@berserk flurry

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW cordial

@berserk piss

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I'm a trooper and pretty dominant where's @cle

@ShadowWizard poor

@ShadowWizard you have a clue now :)

@ShadowWizard for a moment, I read boob job lol

9:55 AM

@berserk of course you did! mission accomplished :D

@ShadowWizard i didn't get that ping .. seems like you have to leave a blank space after a ping :|

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@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW dominant? @Cle is making women submissive

@sha I will try to send a test email

@ClemensHimmer weird, three dots should be ignored. Try on me

9:55 AM

I hope you dont mind @sha

@Sha....

no ping :(

@Clem..

Got a ping?

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haha, chemicalz will be bragging about ellipsis here

@Clem.

Now?

9:56 AM

+

yay!

hmm... @ClemensHimmer... you get ping now?

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weird, I'm almost sure chat used to allow three dots. Bug?

@sha pls check your email