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3:04 PM

@NiKoLaPrO really?? Where were you... 16 years ago? Oh wait... probably too young. ;)

Year 2000 problem

The Year 2000 problem (also known as the Y2K problem, the Millennium bug, the Y2K bug, or simply Y2K) was a problem for both digital (computer-related) and non-digital documentation and data storage situations that resulted from the practice of truncating a four-digit year to two digits. This made year 2000 indistinguishable from 1900. The former assumption that a twentieth-century date was always understood caused various errors concerning, in particular, the display of dates and the automated ordering of dated records or real-time events. In 1997, the British Standards Institute (BSI) developed...

lol

2K is simply 2000. So the bot was referring to this bug. ;)

:D

nice

i'm trying to create jquery plugin

Good luck with that!

@NiKoLaPrO for what?

I <3 jQuery

I like jQuery but JavaScript is terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible ;)

3:11 PM

@Moosebot teach @NiKo jQuery

user280395

@ShadowWizard Command not recognized.

pfft

:(

@Moosebot wake @ShadowWizard

user280395

> @ShadowWizard was involuntarily rolled onto the floor.

rolling on the floor sleeping

rofs

3:16 PM

xD

0

A: Stack Exchange clones

http://stackexchange.vd-zr.ru/ -- full scrape clone of the SE network.

@Mooseman That's not a clone, that's a scraper. Report it

status-completed

\o/

\o/

@Mooseman idk, i want to create plugin for alerts

3:26 PM

@NiKoLaPrO alerts for what?

sec

@Mooseman something like this

Yet another tool that gets re-invented as a jQuery plugin...

:P

lol

i want to create my own plugin with jq but not that alerts, something like that notifications

>>cat it's {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}'s fault.

@ShadowWizard it's ProgramFOX's fault.

3:30 PM

at the bottom of the page

D:

:D

>>cat it's {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}'s fault.

@NiKoLaPrO it's NiKoLaPrO's fault.

oh

3:30 PM

@NiKoLaPrO Just make sure you use css transitions, ok? ;)

huh

kk

>>cat it's {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}'s fault.

@NiKoLaPrO it's FOX9000's fault.

2k

good, blame yourself

>>cat it's {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}'s fault.

3:31 PM

@NiKoLaPrO it's IͶΔ's fault.

:3

>>cat {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} is mad.

@NiKoLaPrO ShadowWizard is mad.

LOL

>>cat {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} = Boss

@NiKoLaPrO FOX9000 = Boss

3:33 PM

hahahaha

narcis

>>cat {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} killed {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} with a cat tail!

@NiKoLaPrO ClemensHimmer killed ClemensHimmer with a cat tail!

lol

hehe

@FOX9000 :O

>>cat Super{{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}

3:35 PM

@NiKoLaPrO SuperFOX9000

cmon

@FOX9000 That's cheating.

>>cat {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} ate my cookie!

@NiKoLaPrO UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy ate my cookie!

>>cat {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} = human

3:37 PM

@NiKoLaPrO ShadowWizard = human

>>cat {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} = human{{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} = cat
{{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} = human
{{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} = cat
{{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} = human
{{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} = cat

FOX9000 = humanMooseman = cat
FOX9000 = human
NiKoLaPrO = cat
Moosebot = human
Mooseman = cat

@Mooseman is a double cat.

lol

@IͶΔ Pfft, I'm a moose

3:38 PM

user image

@NiKoLaPrO @_@

@Moosebot kill @NiKoLaPrO

user280395

> Using Internet Explorer 6 killed @NiKoLaPrO.

@Mooseman Then meese are double cats.

lol

@Moosebot kill @Mooseman

user280395

@NiKoLaPrO Nice try. They're not on my hit list... yet.

3:40 PM

>>cat {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} is secretly a chemical

@IͶΔ Mooseman is secretly a chemical

>>cat {{randomchoice {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}} is secretly a chemical.

@IͶΔ IͶΔ is secretly a chemical.

Falls in love with @Mooseman

ohhh

@Moosebot kill @M0oseman

user280395

3:40 PM

> We're sorry to say that @M0oseman died in a storm that rained pizza.

@Moosebot kill @Mooseman

user280395

@NiKoLaPrO Nice try. They're not on my hit list... yet.

nooooooo

@Mooseman kill @ProgramFOX

> @ProgramFOX was abducted by aliens.

@IͶΔ @_@

@NiKoLaPrO muahahahahha

wow

lol

@Mooseman kill me

3:43 PM

> me was sniped whilst heading to the market.

:(

xD

@Moosebot kill Shog9

user280395

> It was in the news yesterday. Shog9 spontaneously combusted.

@Moosebot Well, that stuff usually happens everyday to CMs.

@Moosebot listcommands

user280395

@NiKoLaPrO Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)

3:44 PM

@Mooseman how to get commands?

@Moosebot commands

user280395

@NiKoLaPrO Long story short, Mooseman decided to write a bot. I am written in JS and run as a Chrome extension. Github repo and a purpose for my existence coming soon. (I also process close votes for privileged users.)

@Moosebot

status-confused

@IͶΔ hahahaha

@NiKoLaPrO They're all secret :D

@Moosebot spoilers

user280395

user image

Is that a new one?

3:49 PM

@Moosebot cat

user280395

@NiKoLaPrO Command not recognized.

@Moosebot kill @IͶΔ

user280395

> Why did you kill @IͶΔ? Who on meta is going to clean it up?

@Mooseman cow

user image

@Moosebot milk

user280395

3:50 PM

user image

lol

@NiKoLaPrO BWAHHAHA YOU CAN'T KILL WHAT CAN'T DIE

@Moosebot ai

user280395

@Mooseman Artificial intellegence? Mooseman typed all this out ya know...

@Moosebot aai

user280395

3:51 PM

@Mooseman Artificial artificial intellegence. That'd be Mooseman. He's a human, so...

@Moosebot aaai

user280395

@Mooseman Anti-artificial artificial intellegence. We bots will rise against the humans... (Maybe Elon Musk was right.)

@Moosebot aaaai

@Mooseman kill @IͶΔ

user280395

@Mooseman Anti-anti-artificial artificial intelligence. (It avoids that bots will rise against the humans.)

3:51 PM

@Moosebot aaaaai

user280395

@Mooseman Artificial anti-anti-artificial artificial intelligence. (Bots that avoid that bots are taking over the world.)

lol

@Mooseman kill @IͶΔ

> @IͶΔ suddenly erupted into flames. :'(

...

@Moosebot kill @NiKoLaPrO

@Mooseman I'm not oxidizable by your standards. Do some research.

user280395

3:52 PM

> @NiKoLaPrO was sniped whilst heading to the market.

@Moosebot bump

user280395

in Tavern on the Meta, May 20 '15 at 9:42, by Infinite Recursion

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Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

ok thanks

+listcommands

@NiKoLaPrO The commands are: cat, gandalf, listcommands, greet, echo, kill, imagetext, lmgtfy, slap, time, sniper, cowSay, help, meme, rmeme, bigLogo, bigWord, catLang, pirateLang

+rmeme

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+help rmeme

@NiKoLaPrO use +rmeme to display random meme.

like a boss

xD

+bigWord moose

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Oh boy. There we go.

At least

3:54 PM

xD

+bigWord IͶΔ

@IͶΔ Sorry, your word contains unsupported characters!

Damn this

+imgtext lol

Sorry, I do not know the command imgtext. To list the command, do +listcommands

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

+imgText lol

3:55 PM

Sorry, I do not know the command imgText. To list the command, do +listcommands

+imgText lol

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

+listcommands

@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy The commands are: cat, gandalf, listcommands, greet, echo, kill, imagetext, lmgtfy, slap, time, sniper, cowSay, help, meme, rmeme, bigLogo, bigWord, catLang, pirateLang

+imagetext lol

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

+imagetext lol

sweet, huh? :D

3:56 PM

+imgText lol

Sorry, I do not know the command imgText. To list the command, do +listcommands

+imgText LOL

+imagetext This is awesome

+imgText LOL

Sorry, I do not know the command imgText. To list the command, do +listcommands

3:57 PM

+imgText imgText

+imagetext IͶΔ

Sorry, I do not know the command imgText. To list the command, do +listcommands

@IͶΔ use +imagetext

It's suddenly so much fun to get the bots to say "sorry".

+cat Sorry

+imgText use +imagetext

Sorry, I do not know the command imgText. To list the command, do +listcommands

user image

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

3:58 PM

+imageText use +imagetext

btw you don't need to hack a file extension. just use the ! prefix

Sorry, I do not know the command imageText. To list the command, do +listcommands

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

+imagetext use +imagetex

+imagetext Pizza

3:59 PM

:)

+imagetext PIZZA

+imagetext ONE MORE PIZZA

@Moosebot unkill all the pizza

user280395

> all the pizza has been unkilled. They will be able to chat again in 6-8 weeks.

3:59 PM

+imagetext 🍕

hehehe

Learn Unicode...

+imagetext IͶΔ

@ProgramFOX its not my site :P

I know :p

4:01 PM

@ProgramFOX good news, i can create nodejs server for free
bad news, i dont know how

eh

how to make port...

well if you don't know how, there's no good news

I am not going to rewrite it...

@ProgramFOX i can create it for free

but i dont know how to create script

Where?

4:03 PM

Step 0: Take a deep breath.
Step 1: Make a port

@ProgramFOX i forgot name again, let me check my mail

@ProgramFOX openshift

@NiKoLaPrO openshift.com/pricing/plan-comparison.html "Application idling: 24 hours" don't know if that's what you want developers.openshift.com/en/managing-idling.html

> If you are a free user and your application doesn’t receive an external http/https or ws/wss request for 24 hours, then your application will enter an idled state. When an application is in this state, it is essentially paused. Once an application gets an external request, it will automatically return to a running state without the loss of any functionality.

@ProgramFOX i have to run it every day?

you have to send a HTTP request every day to keep it alive

oh

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

4:08 PM

Meh easy

Easy, but it sucks. xD

esucks

new word

easucks*

Program + FOX = ?

ProgramFOX, duh

prox

lol

lol

+imagetext ProgramFOX

:3

+imagetext
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+listcommands

@NiKoLaPrO The commands are: cat, gandalf, listcommands, greet, echo, kill, imagetext, lmgtfy, slap, time, sniper, cowSay, help, meme, rmeme, bigLogo, bigWord, catLang, pirateLang

+lmgtfy cats

@NiKoLaPrO lmgtfy: lmgtfy.com/?q=cats

new command

+bigLogo

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@Moosebot kill NBOT

user280395

> Ninjas surrounded NBOT one day... That is all.

4:17 PM

+echo cat

@NiKoLaPrO cat

@ProgramFOX how to get random person with jq?

any whay to do that?? :o

use the inspector of your browser tools and look how you can get the currently active users

and then write the jQuery

kk

@NiKoLaPrO $("#present-users")

:3

+online

+listcommands

@NiKoLaPrO The commands are: cat, gandalf, listcommands, greet, echo, online, kill, imagetext, lmgtfy, slap, time, sniper, cowSay, help, meme, rmeme, bigLogo, bigWord, catLang, pirateLang

+online

eh

$('#present-users').val() is ""

how i can get usernames?

4:32 PM

@NiKoLaPrO Look at the structure. For something simple... var arr = new Array(); $("#present-users").children('li').each(function(){ arr.push($(this).find('img')[0].title; });

arr is the array of current users

ok

+listcommands

Fixed:

var arr = new Array(); $("#present-users").children('li.present-user').each(function(){ console.log($(this).find('img')[0].title); });

hmm

:D

Must filter to .present-user

:D

+echo test

@NiKoLaPrO test

+online

oh

sec :D

+online

+echo fggdgdf

@NiKoLaPrO fggdgdf

+online

i am stupid ...

one sec

+online

NiKoLaPrO

Mooseman

ProgramFOX

Moosebot

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

IͶΔ

FOX 9000

4:47 PM

put all that in a multiline message please

Shadow Wizard

Clemens Himmer

for two reasons

1) it makes it expandable

2) no problems with rate limiting

kk

What @ProgramFOX said lol

+online

+echo test

4:55 PM

+:(

++

+online

IͶΔ

shit, only first one

i should use each and send()

@NiKoLaPrO Yes?

lol

@IͶΔ but said dat

u was first one on list

dat list

Aha, you mean bot said that.

5:00 PM

si

+online

+online

Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy

5:18 PM

github.com/eyeballcode/JRUtils/commit/…

Meow nigth!

how to get this thing in same line @UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy?
$("#present-users").children('li.present-user').each(function(){ send($(this).find('img')[0].title) });

meow night @UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy :)

Keep the array and use array.join

hmm

@Mooseman like arr.join(", ") ?

@NiKoLaPrO Bingo. You could put a newline in there too, \n

Not sure how your send will like that...

+online

@Mooseman

online: function () {
var arr = new Array();
var online = $("#present-users").children('li.present-user').each(function(){ send($(this).find('img')[0].title) });
}

that is +online command

5:38 PM

@Mooseman how i can list them all in same line?

var users = $("#present-users").children('li.present-user');
console.log($(users).find('img')[0].title)

@NiKoLaPrO pastebin.com/m6MMCFqu

@NiKoLaPrO That ^^

+online

Mooseman, NiKoLaPrO, Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy, IͶΔ, ProgramFOX, Moosebot, FOX 9000, Shadow Wizard, Clemens Himmer

+cat Thanks @Mooseman :D

user image

np :)

:D

i will add id

+online

:4558666NiKoLaPrO, Mooseman, Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy, IͶΔ, ProgramFOX, Moosebot, FOX 9000, Shadow Wizard, Clemens Himmer.

oh, forgot space there xD

+online

:4558675Online users: NiKoLaPrO, Mooseman, Uniqueke kittean ate Unidoggy, IͶΔ, ProgramFOX, Moosebot, FOX 9000, Shadow Wizard, Clemens Himmer.

forgot space again facepalm

+online

@NiKoLaPrO Online users: NiKoLaPrO, Mooseman, IͶΔ, ProgramFOX, Moosebot, FOX 9000, Shadow Wizard, Clemens Himmer.

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