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11:00 AM
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@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M (づಥਊ')┛︵ɔᴉɥdɐɹƃ
 
11:25 AM
@DroidDev ._.
You are treating me a meal.
At Kandy's.
Finally, got my Google Cardboard.
Its cool.
Just magnet is missing :(
Gonna return it and get new.
 
@berserk from where ?
i want 1
 
@berserk ain't gonna happen. Its Hukkah. Keep it or loose it :P
 
@SilentKiller Flipkart. But remember, buy the one with magnet. Otherwise you cannpt perform actions.
@DroidDev Tahtz chewteeng. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
@berserk naaw, v decided that earlier. Check teh chat (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
 
naaw, vi deed knowt
 
11:41 AM
@berserk share link
 
Eye waz savying fur mewlz
Wait, no strap.
 
@berserk naaa, eye sad, hukka if eye luse, hukka wid gal, if uw luse
 
@berserk what dat for?
 
@DroidDev Eye ain'tz agrwee vid tahtz.
@DroidDev Virtual Reality.
There are also VR porns. :D
 
11:43 AM
@berserk yew cheeeeteeeng
 
@DroidDev Naw, yew chewteeng
 
@berserk but yew desagreeeng after agreeng...yew cheeteeeng
 
@DroidDev Eye naver sad yez
 
@berserk den eye fapped far natheeng? :/
 
@berserk it has only 3 starzzzz
 
11:47 AM
@DroidDev Tahtz axeplanez yuar wheelpawor.
 
with 6 feedbacks of 1 starts
 
@SilentKiller flipkart.com/…
It got 15 5 starzz, but it don't have magnet.
Certified buyers all posted good reviews.
 
@berserk u silleee, haw cud eye fap in ma offuce? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
Are you guys chatting in English? O.o
 
@berserk whats the use of magnet ?
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M yo
 
11:49 AM
@SilentKiller prepare to get killed
 
Or Fapinglish?
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
 
OR FIX THE CHAIN!!!! :P
 
!!/kill @DroidDev
@DroidDev medicines
 
@SilentKiller health
 
11:50 AM
@dro Done :P
 
@DroidDev lulz okie... sow wahtz teh batz?
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M egjetlee.
@SilentKiller For click events.
When you want to select item from menu, or any general click, you need magnet.
Just slide it, and click will occur.
It is just like Enter button.
 
@berserk eetz teh came az eye pozted abuve...hukka and hukka wid a gal :P
 
@DroidDev neuuuUuUUuUuuyuUYuYuyu
 
No associated word found for neuuuUuUUuUuuyuUYuYuyu.
 
@FOX9000 sex
 
11:56 AM
@FOX9000 care
 
@berserk gentle
@DroidDev devolve
 
._.
 
@FOX9000 genital
 
@DroidDev sexual
 
@FOX9000 blowjob
 
11:56 AM
@berserk titjob
 
@FOX9000 handjob
 
@berserk give
 
@FOX9000 pussy
 
@berserk tight
 
12:03 PM
@FOX9000 light
 
@SilentKiller retina
 
@FOX9000 scan
 
@SilentKiller probability
 
I see sick stuff
Bot started
!!/stare
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica ಠ_ಠ
!!/stare
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Target by end of today:
20k questions
So 3 tabs running at the same time
Lol
Have a zombie process I can't kill
Ideas for commands?
 
12:18 PM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica 20k what questions?
 
ask.fm
!!/kill @PraxisAshelin
 
Darn
!!/kill @PraxisAshelin
 
Darn
 
Bot started
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica PraxisAshelin has been entered into a Death Note
 
12:20 PM
!!/kill @PraxisAshelin
 
@berserk inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on PraxisAshelin
 
ROFL
 
!!/kill @PraxisAshelin
 
@SilentKiller PraxisAshelin sleeps with the fishes
 
!!/kill @ShadowWizard
 
12:21 PM
@SilentKiller Voldermort (aka Shadow Wizard) used Avada Kedavra used on ShadowWizard
Hmmm
 
!!/kill @berserk
 
LOLOL
 
WWAI U NO PING
@SilentKiller berserk disappeared for no reason
 
!!/kill @DroidDev
 
noo0oOO0o
 
12:21 PM
@SilentKiller DroidDev disappeared for no reason
 
who left ?
!!/kill @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica *Voldemort
 
@SilentKiller Voldermort (aka Shadow Wizard) used Avada Kedavra used on UnitedStatesOfAmerica
 
Tom Riddle :D
!!/kill @bjb568
 
@SilentKiller An axe fell on bjb568's head.
 
12:22 PM
!!/kill @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
 
@SilentKiller inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
Lol
@Sli you read Harry Potter?
 
Lol I think bot will blech on it
 
Lucky fishes...
 
12:23 PM
again lol
 
again lol
 
!!/kill @Berserk
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @Berserk has been entered into a Death Note
 
Can you write: @berserk died by getting sandwiched between two big boobs?
2
 
noooooooooooooooo
 
12:25 PM
be a gentleman
 
yessssssssssssss ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
!!/stare
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica (•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿
 
5 hours ago, by berserk
Can someone pass me a hammer please?
 
O_O
 
12:29 PM
I am the starboard kingz! Bring food for me.
Gimme chocolate cake! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
Pushes @berserk's head into chocolate cake
 
noooo0o0OO
Itz fore eatingzz
 
dun waist itz
I am feeling hungry now.
 
eat your own brain :P
 
12:31 PM
@Dro Lets decide our bet.
I want foodz..
 
come i'll give you treat.
 
yay!
packing stuff
@Sil gimme ur address. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
yet not. just for backup
 
@Sil what are your working hours?
 
9.30 to 6.30
 
12:34 PM
hmm same here
 
and at what time you leave ? ;)
 
umm.. hard to tell
not b4 8
My record: 3 days continuous at office
 
me run on 6.30 harldy i wait here. as there is not time liberty for incoming
 
hmm
 
@berserk you should use huggies :P
 
12:35 PM
Do you freelance too?
@SilentKiller lol wut?
 
i do. but not in sacrifice of my sleep
 
see ur dp first :P
oh
nice
 
that's why i suggest you :P
but very soon i'll start with it as 2 of ma frnds asking me to do so.
 
Startup?
 
i stopped freelance about 2 month ago
 
12:37 PM
@berserk if I win, then will you smoke hukka...
@berserk you kidding, right?
 
lol bad bet
 
@DroidDev Ok, and if I win, I will eat foodz at Kandyz...
 
@berserk what is kandy?
 
@DroidDev umm... umm... UMMM.....
 
lol popat
 
12:38 PM
@DroidDev throws memory at @Dro
You forgot?
 
@berserk that's so my new girlfriend-ish :P
 
._.
 
@berserk I remember....ok, as you wish :P
so you will smoke, right?
 
Only if you win..
 
I never dope alone....
 
12:39 PM
And only flavored hukkah
 
@berserk *win and I WILL
@berserk yeah, whatever
 
have apple one
 
:P
@SilentKiller Expert advice? ;)
 
@berserk lol same i received but never tried :D
 
lol
Going home to see VR porn on mycardboard...
oh wait...
 
12:41 PM
yuck u purchased it for this ?
 
lol no ofc
For VR games
and horror stuff
 
@berserk how good are they? Any example?
 
Dammn this throttling.
 
good then
 
@DroidDev You need to experience it yourself.
Come to my place someday, I will show you.
 
12:42 PM
@berserk name please
 
Google Cardboard.
 
is that a game?
I wanted a name of a good game, that has VR
 
@Sil help me out here please...
well, do you have a headset for that?
 
picks up ktana
@berserk NAAAAMMMMEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!
 
:|
smh
It is google cardboard. It is a headset.
And you just need your android phone to use it.
android phone + google cardboard + cardboard apps = VR
 
12:45 PM
@berserk lol
:3997529 i'll kill you
 
@berserk yeah, and I want a name of "cardboard app" which is a game. A good one.
 
I didn't explored much, will check after office.
 
that must be Virtual Representation
 
There are even youtube videos that support VR.
@SilentKiller VIRTUAL REALITY!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE!!
 
50% right ;)
 
12:47 PM
@berserk well...thank you so much for understanding.
 
steals katana and goes berserk
DIEEEEEEEE333EEEthreeEE
 
I've never had a hard time explaining something to someone. You just gave competition to one of my junior @berserk
 
that's great @ber can give competition :P
 
Well, now someone is gonna die,
packs my bag with rocket launchers and sets off for Mohali
 
12:50 PM
all the rockets explodes near @berserk's ass
 
flies in the air and lands on @Dro's face
TAKE TAHT!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
throws water on @bjb
 
@berserk with an exploded-to-bits ass?
 
WAKE UP CAT!
@DroidDev There is more to it..
 
^ now kiss
 
no words :D
 
12:54 PM
blech
 
@berserk it was exploded to tiniest bits?
or is there something even more to it?
 
@DroidDev No, poop came out...
I wrote same... ._.
I am hungry now.
 
hides
 
Cya!
 
1:21 PM
Bot started
!!/lick
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Alright
Why did I just leave the room
!!/lick
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2:01 PM
Lol
> Se-ChAtBoT
GH accepts that
!!/randomNum
 
2:38 PM
Hello @Den
>>cat {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica UnitedStatesOfAmerica DroidDev PraxisAshelin FOX9000 bjb568 rene Catija
 
>>cat {{@getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @UnitedStatesOfAmerica DroidDev PraxisAshelin FOX9000 bjb568 rene Catija
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Command not found. Did you mean: getcurrentusers?
 
Darn
Bot source code:
!!/evaluate js JSON
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for JavaScript eval('JSON'): [object JSON]
I based it off @Pro's chatbot, but I didn't copy any code
!!/mycommand1 Hello World Testing
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Hello! Your arguments are: Hello World Testing
!!/mycommand2
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica ['Frank', 'Shadow of The Shadow', 'Mooseman', 'ProgramFOX', 'S.L. Barth', 'maveň', 'Shadow Wizard', 'inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M', 'SilentKiller', 'berserk', 'NukesPlus', 'DroidDev', 'rene', 'FOX 9000', 'Catija', 'United States Of America', 'bjb568', 'Praxis Ashelin']
Yey
Sample bot works
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Nice!
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica My bot supports modules, so why create another? :P
 
@berserk haaaay
 
No associated word found for haaaay.
 
@ProgramFOX Dunno
@bjb568 Stuffs hay in @Bjb's mouth
Learn more python?
!!/evaluate js JSON
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for JavaScript eval('JSON'): [object JSON]
eval has been changed to evaluate to prevent shadowing of the default eval
 
!!/evaluate js fkey().fkey.substring[0]
 
3:05 PM
Same as random
Wat
Crashed???
 
lol
 
Darn
BLAMES SHOG
 
I tried to get the first char of your fkey to check whether it was safe
 
I got the masked eval from Shog's answer
 
What answer?
 
3:07 PM
41
A: Restricting eval() to a narrow scope

Shog9Short answer: No. If it's in the global scope, it's available to anything. Long answer: if you're eval()ing untrusted code that really wants to read or mess with your execution environment, you're screwed. But if you own and trust all code being executed, including that being eval()ed, you can ...

@Pro
 
Oh hey @NukesPlus
!!/kill @NukesPlus
 
!!/kill @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
 
Whoops
!!/kill @NukesPlus
...
 
I am unkillable.
 
3:09 PM
Throttling?
Rages
WHY DO I ALWAYS LEAVE THE ROOM
!!/echo hello
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica hello
!!/kill @NukesPlus
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica :o
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @NukesPlus played too much Minecraft and got eaten by a zombie
Hha
!!/evaluate js Array
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for JavaScript eval('Array'): function Array() { [native code] }
 
touches @bjb's butt
 
Hmmm
Could still exploit something
 
!!/evaluate js fkey().fkey[0]
 
3:12 PM
!!/evaluate js Array.prototype.a = function(){}
 
licks @bjb's junk
 
@Uni ^ crashed?
 
@ProgramFOX Not fixed yet
 
oh
ok
 
Just put a try/catch around the whole thing
 
3:13 PM
oh :P
 
:o
scurries away
 
Should be fixed
 
stops @bjb from running
 
!!/evaluate js fkey().fkey[0]
Well nope??
Darn
 
licks @bjb's toe, moving up every second
 
3:16 PM
Wrong one
!!/evaluate js fkey().fkey[0]
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for JavaScript eval('fkey().fkey[0]'): ERROR: ReferenceError: fkey is not defined
HAha
Take that
My screen is messed up
> What’s the best thing to do after a long and hard day?
Programming
Wat
 
3:51 PM
!!/kill @NukesPlus
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @NukesPlus was murdered
!!/kill @NukesPlus
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @NukesPlus sleeps with the fishes
!!/kill @NukesPlus
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica @NukesPlus was accidentally decapitated in an old factory
 
 
2 hours later…
5:42 PM
I thought you're busy, @Nuke - since you're not, I won't feel bad pinging you anymore! :D
>>flip @Nukes
 
@ShadowWizard (ง๑Д๑)┛︵sǝʞnN@
 
6:01 PM
@Nuk hey,weren't you busy?
 

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