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4:50 AM
@FOX9000 public
 
@maveň municipality
 
@FOX9000 waste
 
@maveň garbage
 
@FOX9000 paper
 
@maveň speculation
 
5:25 AM
@ber cc @sha @dro
 
 
2 hours later…
7:20 AM
Hi
Colloquial Singaporean English, better known as Singlish, is an English-based creole language spoken in Singapore. While English is one of Singapore's official languages, Singlish (a particular dialect with its unique intonations and grammar) is commonly regarded as having low prestige. The Singaporean government and many upper class Singaporeans alike heavily discourage the use of Singlish in favour of Standard English and Standard Mandarin. The government has created an annual Speak Good English Movement to emphasise the point. Singlish is also heavily discouraged in the mass media and in schools...
 
@berserk I saw your twitter
 
I thought you were just kidding about Singlish, but it really exists.
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica O_O
 
@ankitgrg44
2 tweets, 10 followers, following 8 users
 
D:
cover blown
 
Hahaha
I remember your facebook
 
7:25 AM
:o
 
I am feeling horny since morning, but don't wanna fap. I have eaten like an elephant to divert my mind and read countless tutorials on new things. But, it still won't go out of my mind :(
 
@DroidDev Just do it then.
 
@berserk thanks man! This is what I needed. Now I WON'T do it. Challenge accepted ;)
 
Well, you can't resist fap.
Do it! Do it!
 
7:29 AM
I will. If someone challenge me to something, I can do anything. Will power is above anything :P
 
One cannot simply don't fap.
Ok, wanna have a fap challenge then?
 
sure, why not...
 
ok, then it is starting from today
 
but you already fapped today
 
The person who fap first will lose.
 
7:30 AM
so I have already won :P
 
No lol.
I did day before yesterday.
 
ok, then we are on same stage right now, I'll download some porn and send it over ;)
lets get it on
 
The loser will give a treat or something. What say?
We will do it with honesty, okay?
 
ok, sure :)
 
Cool!
 
7:31 AM
I am most honest of them all ;)
 
me too :)
 
so it has started
 
So, loser will treat one meal at burger king. Any meal. Small, Medium, Large. Any meal.
 
no fap challenge between @berserk and @DroidDev
@berserk why meal....lets have beer or a shot ;)
 
lol
 
7:32 AM
or hukka
 
ok done
 
or smoke
 
flavored hukkah
 
@berserk so what it will be?
@berserk how much that cost?
 
lol no clue
I never been.
I will ask my friend.
 
7:33 AM
someone told me if you wanna by one for yourself, its near 2K
 
hmm.. well I am not planning to do it on daily basis :P
You mean buy?
 
yup...if you wanna buy one, it nearly costs that much
 
hm.. no
So, what is the treat?
Beer, food, or hukkah?
 
we will get one on rent, if its available ;)
after we are done with it, we will return it
 
cool
or we will just went to a hukkah parlour.
There is hukkah at Underdogs too I guess. But will be expensive.
 
7:36 AM
where is it? I will go with my friends, even while challenge is underway.. :P
 
I have an expert friend on it. I will ask her.
 
"her"? gimme her number
RIGHT NOW!!!!
 
lol it is her..
Interjection: blech
  1. (slang) An imitation of the sound of gagging, used to express disgust or disdain.
Verb: blech ‎(third-person singular simple present bleches, present participle bleching, simple past and past participle bleched)
  1. (slang) To have the vomiting reflex triggered.
Noun: blech ‎(plural blechs)
  1. (Judaism) A metal sheet used to cover stovetop burners on Shabbat to allow food to be kept warm without violating the prohibition against cooking.
 
oh....her....now I get it
ask her right now!!!
 
leave it for now, I already told ya the whole story
Lets get back to the topic.
 
7:38 AM
@berserk so ask someone to ask her
we need to know man! Its life or death condition
 
lol I will ask her myself about hukkah
I am saying I won't ask her if she wanna come.
I will I will ask, but not ask many times.
I will just say: wanna go?
 
@berserk lol, that's perfectly fine. Guys smoking drinking is more enjoyable, instead if girls are with you
 
@DroidDev Seems legit. Never had the experience tho ;)
 
@berserk but still, you can ask her if you want....no problem with that either ;)
 
I still prefer food :P
 
7:40 AM
I will always prefer dope :P
I so much wanna loose this on purpose
 
I will always prefer sex...
@DroidDev haha, then no dope and stuff
Ok, if I lose, it is hukkah, if you lose, its meal, what say?
 
@berserk If I lose, it is hukkah. If you loose, it is hukkah and her :P
 
Can someone pass me a hammer please?
 
hides
gifts @berserk a hammer made of cotton candy
 
eats it and throws leftovers at @Dro
So, hukkah or meal? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
7:47 AM
hukkah, obviously :P
I couldn't believe that you are really asking me that
 
Is it addicting?
 
how could you get addicted to anything in one go?
passes some common sense and brain to @berserk
 
lol
I googled and people say hookah is worse than cigarretes.
Even flavored hookah.
 
did you read something scientific? Because as much as I've heard, it contains no tobacco and hence is safer than cigarettes
 
> With dangers like these associated with hookah, it comes as no wonder that many states are imposing bans on the stuff. After all, just because it tastes good doesn't mean it's good for you.
I guess that's why it is banned.
At the end, it is just smoke.
Whether flavored or whatever, it has CO.
 
7:57 AM
haha, anyway....YOLO(You Only Live Once). Better enjoy the hell out of it, rather than living in fear. There's enough CO in air of our cities anyway :P
 
lol, that was quite unexpected
 
really? That's like one thing that I live by...
 
Lol
Wrong port
 
status-shadow-reading-previous-chat
 
8:07 AM
status-shadow-reading-everything
 
status-shadow-reading-porn-in-binary-form
 
Blocking @Dro
 
@Dro if you want help, I know what can turn you off and not want to fap anymore
Then @ber won't stand a chance! :D
 
Or we can ping attack
 
pin attack
 
8:15 AM
@ShadowWizard please please, I need it more than anything else. Please!!!!
 
@DroidDev well, GTCoMS for one... ;)
I remember how much you "love" it
So just imagine dear Nuke playing it
 
@ShadowWizard I still don't know its full-form :/
 
lol
Guess The Color of My Shirt
then Nukes upgraded it to GTCoMU
 
..and that will help me to resist the urge to fap for days?
 
@DroidDev if you don't like it then yes. I think :D
 
8:20 AM
I need help...
 
@DroidDev hmm... so think on stuff that turns you off, surely you have such. Though the same is also true for @ber :)
 
@ShadowWizard actually, I don't know of any such stuff
 
Server side of JS eval done, doing PY side now
PY eval will block everything
 
@DroidDev OK, you asked for it! starts searching
 
@ShadowWizard lol, I meant, I have never found anything in my life, that turned me off
 
8:27 AM
Sep 1 at 12:58, by NukesPlus
user image
 
runs
 
even this... thing... ? ^^
wondering what happened to poor @Dro
 
I am not horny right now. Maybe it did something. yucks
 
8:46 AM
!!/eval 1+1
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica eval() is invalid!
!!/eval 1+1
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica eval('') is invalid!
!!/eval 1
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica eval('') is invalid!
 
9:05 AM
>>lastword
 
4 hours ago, by FOX 9000
@maveň speculation
 
@FOX9000 spectacular
 
@DroidDev bruise
 
@FOX9000 injuries
 
@DroidDev atone
 
9:06 AM
@FOX9000 sin
 
@DroidDev merciful
 
@FOX9000 plea
 
@DroidDev justify
 
@FOX9000 law
 
@DroidDev federal
 
9:06 AM
@FOX9000 investigation
 
@DroidDev department
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
@FOX9000 federal
 
@DroidDev That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another. (In case I'm mistaken, run >>rmword federal and then >>reply 3996743)
 
@FOX9000 governing
 
@DroidDev corporation
 
9:07 AM
@FOX9000 corporate
 
@DroidDev executive
 
Yey
Bot py eval is back
 
@FOX9000 officer
 
@DroidDev lancer
 
@FOX9000 free
 
9:08 AM
@DroidDev oppression
 
@ProgramFOX bot hacking fixed
 
@FOX9000 depression
 
@DroidDev anxiety
 
!!/eval log(10)
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for Python eval('log(10)'): 2.302585092994046
 
@FOX9000 drug
 
9:09 AM
@DroidDev effects
 
!!/eval math.__setattr__('cos', lambda x: eval('__import__("os")'))
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica eval('math.__setattr__('cos', lambda x: eval('__import__("os")'))') is invalid!
See?
 
9:35 AM
Bot started
!!/eval py 1 + 1
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for Python eval('1 + 1'): 2
!!/eval js 2 * 500
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for JavaScript `eval('2 * 500')``: <!doctype html><html><head><title>404</title></head><body>404: Resource Not Found</body></html>
Wat
Bot started
!!/eval js 2 * 500
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for JavaScript eval('2 * 500'): 1000
YAY
JS eval works!
Bot started
!!/eval js "a"
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for JavaScript eval('"a"'): a
Bot started
 
9:54 AM
Morning...!!!
 
Bot started
Halo
!!/kill @SilentKiller
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica SilentKiller was accidentally decapitated in an old factory
Whoops
!!/kill @bjb568
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica An axe fell on bjb568's head.
Sorry
!!/kill @FOX9000
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica FOX9000 played too much Minecraft and got eaten by a zombie
!!/eval js JSON.stringify({hello:"world"})
Heh
 
!!/kill @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
 
Crashed
/home/testusr/PycharmProjects/ChatBot-Python3/js-eval/app.js:12
    mask["util"] = util;
                   ^
ReferenceError: util is not defined
    at maskedEval (/home/testusr/PycharmProjects/ChatBot-Python3/js-eval/app.js:12:20)
    at IncomingMessage.<anonymous> (/home/testusr/PycharmProjects/ChatBot-Python3/js-eval/app.js:31:28)
    at IncomingMessage.EventEmitter.emit (events.js:92:17)
    at _stream_readable.js:920:16
    at process._tickCallback (node.js:415:13)
Exception in thread Thread-1:
Funniest thing ever
Lemme fix first
 
lol :D
 
9:59 AM
counter attack :D
 
Ok
!!/kill @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica UnitedStatesOfAmerica disappeared for no reason
!!/kill @UniBot
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on UniBot
UMMMMMM
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M whoops
!!/eval py ""in\xc9\x92z\xc9\x98m\xc9\x92\xd0\xaf.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on $1"]"
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica eval('""in\xc9\x92z\xc9\x98m\xc9\x92\xd0\xaf.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on $1"]"') is invalid!
!!/eval py "in\xc9\x92z\xc9\x98m\xc9\x92\xd0\xaf.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on $1"
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for Python eval('"in\xc9\x92z\xc9\x98m\xc9\x92\xd0\xaf.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on $1"'): inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on $1
Wai
 
noooooooo.ooooooooooo...........oooo......o.o........
 
Bot started
!!/kill @Uni
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M poured trifluoromethanesulfonic acid on Uni
Yey
!!/kill @SilentKiller
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica SilentKiller was murdered
 
!!/kick @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
 
10:05 AM
!!/help
!!/listcommands
 
why man why ?
 
Commands:
Kill
 
@ber @ber why you died ?
 
10:05 AM
!!/eval
 
Lemme move over more
!!/eval 1+1
 
slow slow
 
...
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for Python eval('1+1'): 2
Throttling?
JS eval also avaliable
 
!!kill @berserk @DroidDev
 
!!/eval js JSON.stringify({hello:"world"})
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Result for JavaScript eval('JSON.stringify({hello:"world"})'): {"hello":"world"}
!!/kill @berserk @DroidDev
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica berserk DroidDev sleeps with the fishes
 
10:07 AM
lol
 
Just moved over more commands
Bot started
!!/lick
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Licks floor like a mad dog
!!/lick
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Licks floor crazily
Hehe
!!/coffee
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Passes coffee to @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
!!/facepalm
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Facepalm
!!/random
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica 0.15770917538854434
!!/random 1 100
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica 19
I know
Bot started
!!/blame
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica It's SilentKiller's fault
Hehe
!!/blame
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica It's SilentKiller's fault
!!/blame
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica It's DroidDev's fault
Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "main.py", line 110, in main
    raise ValueError("Boo")
ValueError: Boo
Lolwat
 
10:26 AM
Boooooo!
 
Anyways fixed
Bot started
 
!!/kill @ShadowWizard
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M ShadowWizard was accidentally decapitated in an old factory
New command
Bot started
!!/echo Hi
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica Hi
NOOO
 
:/
 
10:29 AM
._.
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica its den....come'on!!
 
Its... My account!
 
well....ok then
!!/kill @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
now what?
 
why did it remove the message?
 
Dunno
!!/kill @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
 
10:32 AM
!!/kill @UnitedStatesOfAmerica
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica A noose appeared around UnitedStatesOfAmerica's neck and he tripped and fell off a cliff
@DroidDev UnitedStatesOfAmerica sleeps with the fishes
 
Caring mother. I like that.
 
Lol
Bot started
 
!!/kill @berserk
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M berserk was accidentally decapitated in an old factory
!/stare
 
10:42 AM
!!/stare
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M ಠ_ಠ
!!/stare
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
hey @berserk I fapped, lets go smoke that hukka
 
>>flip freedom of speech
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M (づ°ᴥಥ)づ︵ɥɔǝǝds ɟo ɯopǝǝɹɟ
 

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