Wizards Den

They should start these releases by saying, "Hey, we are happy to announce our new product. As usual, you'll find nothing new in its shape or design. On the software end, we have made some changes and as usual, we have increased its price by unbelievable amount. Please don't forget to leave your brains out of store while you come to buy one. Truly yours, Apple." :P

Shadow Wizard

oh, I know! Give @ber private lessons in riding bike, then in the money he'll give you, buy a Macbook :P

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard oh, you mean he'll sell his kidneys for learning bike riding! :P

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev but he got money, doesn't he? Right, @ber? :D

DroidDev

10:24 AM

@ShadowWizard well...he won't tell anyone about it

Shadow Wizard

@ber's typical bath

2

Shadow Wizard

10:35 AM

@Mooseman feature-request add a command to wake people up e.g. @Mooseman wake @rene and it will post something funny equivalent to kill, but with the goal of just waking up those poor souls :D

Mooseman

status-on-it

Shadow Wizard

haha

@FOX9000 teacher

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard taught

rene

Make sure I'm not the test-dummy....

@FOX9000 learn

Shadow Wizard

@rene noob

rene

10:37 AM

@ShadowWizard unexperienced

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard newbie

Shadow Wizard

@rene but... but.... you're such a good test-dummy! :D

@rene virgin

rene

I'm more dummy then test

Shadow Wizard

lol

Mooseman

Give me some ideas for wake

FOX 9000

10:38 AM

@ShadowWizard byzantine

DroidDev

@Mooseman by injecting water in ear lobe or nostrils :D

@Mooseman turning the fan off

@Mooseman pulling person from their legs and throwing them on floor

@Mooseman picks the person's bed and leave them off in bull fighting arena

@Mooseman firing crackers under them

Shadow Wizard

> @[name here] wake up! The sun is shining!
Anyone saw @[name here]? Still in bed?! Time to wake up, @[name here]!
Rise and shine @[name here], now get off your bed and start working!

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard NOOOOO, they are so non-prank. We are not trying to wake our g/fs up. Its our friends. They should be pranked with, while waking them up. NOOOOO!!!

@Mooseman loose some mad dogs in the person's room and lock the door

Shadow Wizard

Might be worth adding a check the person is really idle, @Mooseman, to prevent total abuse ;)

(e.g. now it would only work on @Pro ;))

rene

abuse? We never do that...

DroidDev

10:42 AM

@Mooseman giving them an electric shock

@ShadowWizard yup. There's no abuse of anything in den :P

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev LOL, that's cruel :P

DroidDev

@Mooseman stealing their cellphone

@ShadowWizard you got it backwards. That's true spirit of friendship :P

Mooseman

@DroidDev Bingo! xD

DroidDev

@Mooseman Turn rock music on full volume(in case they hate rock music)

Shadow Wizard

@rene lol, see you accepted your fate as test dummy? :D

rene

10:44 AM

I accepted nothing. I was forced into this

DroidDev

@Mooseman by delicately inserting grass leaf in their nostrils :D

@rene that's also true spirit of friendship :P

Shadow Wizard

If you can't beat them, join them! (/cc @rene ;))

DroidDev

see, we never take credit for these things

:P

@Mooseman are they enough?

I can go on and on :P

Mooseman

@DroidDev Creating variants for rock, metal, and rap...

@DroidDev For now, me thinks so

DroidDev

@Mooseman ok, but in any case, you need more ways, now you know who to ping :D

rene

10:46 AM

makes note to remember all suggested wake up methods proposed by @DroidDev so those can be applied to @DroidDev at once

DroidDev

._.

runs away and decides to never sleep in @rene's presence

Shadow Wizard

oh no!!!!

@Dro, I fear I was wrong in the past!!!!

rene

Really?

Shadow Wizard

remember a prank I suggested? Turns out it was busted... :(

discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/…

what a bummer!

@Mooseman wake @berserk

Mooseman

Almost...

berserk

10:48 AM

@AllPings yolo!

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard OMG, that's sad

truly sad

@berserk loyo

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @berserk

FOX 9000

No associated word found for loyo.

berserk

lol

Shadow Wizard

@ber ^

user280395

10:50 AM

@Mooseman YOU SIR, HAVE MADE A SYNTAX ERROR.

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard that looks yummy

Mooseman

@Moosebot refresh

user280395

@Mooseman Here goes nothing...

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev it is! But it cost too much :(

DroidDev

lol

Mooseman

10:50 AM

@Moosebot wake @berserk

user280395

> Cranking the metal to 11!

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard oh...again something truly sad

berserk

lol

DroidDev

YAY!

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @DroidDev

berserk

10:50 AM

@ShadowWizard So, finally we found it.

user280395

> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! @DroidDev was shocked to get woken up!

DroidDev

@Moosebot wake @Shadow

user280395

> @Shadow just had their bed dropped into a bull fighting arena.

Shadow Wizard

lol

berserk

LOL

DroidDev

10:51 AM

lol

Shadow Wizard

LoL

DroidDev

@Moosebot wake boobies

Mooseman

@Moosebot delete

DroidDev

ok

@Moosebot wake @rene

Shadow Wizard

@rene say again about abuse? :D

user280395

10:51 AM

> Cranking the metal to 11!

@FOX9000 !delete!

@FOX9000 !delete!

>>time 499

@DroidDev Waiting time set to 499 seconds.

berserk

LOL

DroidDev

10:52 AM

@Moosebot wake @Moosebot

user280395

@DroidDev Bots. Don't. Sleep.

berserk

HAHA

DroidDev

._.

@Moo wake @Moo

a single @Moo pings two accounts in here

Mooseman

Partial pings are ignored... for that very reason

DroidDev

@Moosebot wake @Mooseman

user280395

10:52 AM

@DroidDev If I wake up my owner I will be shut off. So...

berserk

@Mooseman salute

Mooseman

@berserk Yes, sir! salutes

berserk

@Moosebot salute

user280395

@berserk Yes, sir! salutes

Mooseman

@Moosebot salute

user280395

10:53 AM

@Mooseman Yes, sir! 21-gun salute now commencing...

DroidDev

@Mooseman salute

berserk

@Moosebot I need that salute :(

Mooseman

@DroidDev I'll add you

@Moosebot delete

FOX 9000

@Mooseman That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another. (In case I'm mistaken, run >>rmword delete and then >>reply 3489589)

berserk

LOL

DroidDev

10:53 AM

@Mooseman oh! Forgot that

...anyway...time to go back to work

Mooseman

@Moosebot refresh

user280395

@Mooseman Here goes nothing...

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @ShadowWizard

Shadow Wizard

Note to self: @ber is addicted to salutes

berserk

@ShadowWizard I got money. But no honey.

DroidDev

10:55 AM

lol, that'll make a good prank

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @ShadowWizard

user280395

> A bucket of water was just dumped on poor, poor @ShadowWizard.

DroidDev

haha!

Shadow Wizard

but I love water! :D

DroidDev

oh, work

dammit

Shadow Wizard

10:56 AM

>>lastword

FOX 9000

2 mins ago, by Mooseman

@Moosebot delete

LOL

ROFL

silly bot

good luck

10:56 AM

>>setlatestword 3489475

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Latest word set.

Shadow Wizard

>>lastword

FOX 9000

18 mins ago, by FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard byzantine

Shadow Wizard

yup

good bot!

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @DroidDev

berserk

10:57 AM

The way @Mooseman only reply with emoticons is so cool :D

user280395

> @DroidDev had an airhorn conveniently placed near their sleeping place. I might have just used it.

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev @ber @sil @Moo @rene see above, this way we can reduce chances of chain breaks

berserk

Ah, nvm :P

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard >>setlatestword :D

@Moosebot wake @berserk

user280395

> Let me go test the strobe lights directly over where @berserk is sleeping...

Mooseman

10:58 AM

@Moosebot wake @FOX9000

user280395

> Some angry dogs were just released where @FOX9000 is sleeping...

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @DroidDev

user280395

> Some angry dogs were just released where @DroidDev is sleeping...

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @rene

user280395

> @rene had an airhorn conveniently placed near their sleeping place. I might have just used it.

Mooseman

10:59 AM

@Moosebot wake @berserk

user280395

> Cranking the rock to 11! Just because I can't hear myself talk doesn't mean it'll wake up @berserk, right?

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @ProgramFOX

user280395

> @ProgramFOX had an airhorn conveniently placed near their sleeping place. I might have just used it.

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @MRS1367

user280395

> Some angry dogs were just released where @MRS1367 is sleeping...

Mooseman

10:59 AM

@Moosebot wake @DroidDev

user280395

> A single blade of grass has been delicately inserted into the nostrils of @DroidDev. Now we wait.

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @ShadowWizard

user280395

> Let me go test the strobe lights directly over where @ShadowWizard is sleeping...

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @rene

user280395

> @rene was involuntarily rolled onto the floor.

Mooseman

11:00 AM

@Moosebot wake @berserk

user280395

> Cranking the rap to 11! Oh, did I wake you up @berserk?

ProgramFOX

zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzz

MRS1367

@Mooseman -> I'm waking :)

DroidDev

@Mooseman kill @MRS1367

Mooseman

> @MRS1367 was crushed when the TARDIS landed on their head.

DroidDev

11:09 AM

there you go :P

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @ProgramFOX

user280395

> A bucket of water was just dumped on poor, poor @ProgramFOX.

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @MRS1367

user280395

> Cranking the rap to 11! Oh, did I wake you up @MRS1367?

Mooseman

@Moosebot delete

FOX 9000

11:10 AM

@Mooseman That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another. (In case I'm mistaken, run >>rmword delete and then >>reply 3489681)

ProgramFOX

zzzzzZZZZzzzz

Mooseman

@FOX9000 !delete

@Moosebot wake @ProgramFOX

user280395

> Cranking the rock to 11! Just because I can't hear myself talk doesn't mean it'll wake up @ProgramFOX, right?

ProgramFOX

@FOX9000 aaaaah did the chain break?

MRS1367

@Mooseman -> I'm dying (:-)<-<

berserk

11:11 AM

Okay, Okay! I am awake :P

ProgramFOX

@FOX9000 Empire

MRS1367

@Moosebot -> yeeeeppp :)

user280395

@MRS1367 Command not recognized.

Mooseman

@Moosebot wake @berserk

user280395

> A bucket of water was just dumped on poor, poor @berserk.

berserk

11:18 AM

._.

@Moosebot kill @Mooseman

user280395

@berserk Nice try. He's not on my hit list... yet.

berserk

GRRR

FOX 9000

@ProgramFOX satrap

berserk

@Moosebot wake @Mooseman

user280395

@berserk If I wake up my owner I will be shut off. So...

berserk

11:20 AM

GRRRRR

@FOX9000 kill @Mooseman and @Moosebot

What is life? :'(

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX kingdom

berserk

@ShadowWizard sex

DroidDev

@berserk didn't I gave you a perfect definition of that the other day?

@berserk hows ameba software? You know about it?

berserk

@DroidDev whats that?

Shadow Wizard

@berserk gender :D

berserk

11:24 AM

@ShadowWizard naive :P

DroidDev

@berserk company in Mohali ('._.)

berserk

@DroidDev Haha. So finally you spoke with speechless emoticon.

I have no clue about that.

(..)

lol.. looks like C&H

C&H?

11:26 AM

Cyanide & Happiness.

Dude..

DroidDev

oh

long time since I visited chat.so

because of very strong medicine to stop swelling, my head is spinning since last two hours. But, I usually enjoy medicines, that have those effects in them....

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev is this boobs emoticon? :D

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard too late to edit now. But, a big fat salute to you my friend

Shadow Wizard

@berserk native

@DroidDev haha, you're welcome :D

DroidDev

:P

@ShadowWizard language

>>time 5

FOX 9000

11:32 AM

@DroidDev Waiting time set to 5 seconds.

>>reply 3489759

@DroidDev versed

@FOX9000 versatile

@ShadowWizard career

@FOX9000 job

11:37 AM

@ShadowWizard decent

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 recent

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard abolition

DroidDev

You can remove those from start and end of your string and then check for your string's correctness and in any case, if you are wondering about downvotes, I'd say, you didn't research enough. I am not downvoting because, I think -2 is enough, but be sure to search before asking next time. Thanks :) — DroidDev 33 secs ago

is this good?

I mean, should I continue comments like that?

berserk

11:50 AM

Looks good.

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev yeah, some would even say "too good" :P

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard lol ok

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