I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WILL DO IF I EVER GET A CR-48. NO CAPS-LOCK KEY? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!?

HELLO

HOW IS IT GOING?

IM GOOD

AND YOU?

VERY WELL THANK YOU

IM HAPPY TO FIND A ROOM WHERE I FIT IN

IM A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING YOU SEE

PEOPLE THEY TALK SO SOFT

BUT NOT HERE

IN FACT

IF YOU COULD TALK IN BOLD ALL THE TIME

THAT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER

@MICHAELPETROTTA *I FIND YOUR PROPOSAL INSPIRING, BUT IT DOES NOT GO FAR ENOUGH - ITALIC BOLD TEXT WILL HELP US ACHIEVE NEW HEIGHTS OF CHAT ZEN*

I HAVE FAILED

ARE BOLD AND ITALICS NOT *COMPLEMENTARY* IN CHAT?!!11?!

DOES *CODE* **FAIL** TO COMBINE AS WELL?!?!?

HMMM IT APPEARS THAT USING THE CODE FLAG IS AS CLOSE AS WE WILL GET TO A LEGAL SCREAMING ROOM WHISPER

NOW THAT I HAVE COMPLETED MY LOWLY EXPERIMENTS I SHALL DEPART I HAVE A PARTING PROPOSAL ~ A STEAMPUNK ALL CAPS ROOM EVERYONE WOULD HAVE TO TALK LIKE THEY ARE COMPOSING A TELEGRAM STOP AND LONG MESSAGES LIKE THIS WOULD BE FROWNED UPON AS WASTEFUL FULL STOP

THIS LOOKS EXCELLENT

BOLD ALL THE TIME WOULD BE EVEN BETTER

I FINALLY HAVE A COFFEE TABLE YOU GUYS

NOW I CAN PLAY BOARD GAMES IN THE LIVING ROOM WITHOUT HAVING TO PLAY IT ON THE FLOOR OR HAVING TO BRING THE KITCHEN TABLE INTO THE LIVING ROOM

IT'S LIKE I'M A NORMAL PERSON NOW

LET'S NOT EXAGERATE HERE.

DEAR *(@&#$*(&*@#$ SOFTWARE DEVELOPER> YOUR *(@&#$ APPLICATION IS NOT THE ONLY THING RUNNING ON MY MACHINE> IF YOU WANT TO REBOOT MY MACHINE DO NOT THROW UP A DIALOG BOX ON TOP OF THE DOCUMENT EDITOR I AM TYPING IN SO THAT WHEN I HIT ENTER AT THE END OF A LINE MY &*(@#$ MACHINE STARTS REBOOTING> PUT A CANCEL BUTTON IN YOUR DIALOG AS THE DEFAULT< OR HAVE A SYSTRAY ICON START HAVING A SEIZURE> BUT STOP ASSUMING I DON"T RUN OTHER PROGRAMS> THAT IS ALL> HAVE A NICE DAY>

FAIR ENOUGH

TOO MUCH? SHOULD I ADD SMILEYS WHEN I SEND IT TO THE SOFTWARE MANUFACTURER SO THEY DON"T THINK I"M TOO UPSET?

NO JUST WRITE IT IN UPPERCASE

THEY NEED TO BE HIT ON THE HEAD

ALL CAPS IS VERY THERAPEUTIC, NOT UNLIKE A WARM BATH OR A COMPLETELY FUNCTIONING REFACTORED SPAGHETTI-CODE LEGACY APPLICATION.

THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE

IT CONTAINS LOWERCASE LETTERS

THIS ROOM DISCRIMINATES AGAINST CR-48 USERS. THE CHROME NETBOOK HAS NO CAPSLOCK KEY.

NOT ENTIRELY PERFECT YET

BUT MUCH MORE IN KEEPING WITH THE THEME OF THE ROOM

@NEIL NOT TO WORRY

@NeilFein IT HAS A SHIFT KEY! ARE YOU LAZY OR SOMETHING? MISSING SOME FINGERS, MAYBE?

SORRY, IT'S TOO EASY TO OVERREACT HERE.