ALL CAPS ROOM

Tyler Chacha

9:46 PM

THIS IS THE ALL CAPS ROOM

RAWR!!!!

ircmaxell

FOOBAR!!!!

Tyler Chacha

THIS ROOM WAS SPECIFICALLY CREATED SO I COULD COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING SICK ALL WEEKS

I HATE BEING SICK

AND IT REALLY PUTS A DAMPER ON MY WEEK WHEN I CAN'T BE MY LIVELY SELF

ircmaxell

BEING SICK SUCKS.

badp

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Tyler Chacha

ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M DOING THE WHOLE TRYING TO GET A GIRL TO LIKE ME THING...

IN THAT CASE MY WHOLE WEEK REALLY SUCKS

SERIOUSLY

JUST LIKE REALLY REALLY SUCKS...

THE ONLY WAY THIS WEEK COULD GET WORSE IS IF OBAMA WAS CROWNED KING FOR LIFE

drachenstern

9:49 PM

SOMETIMES I HATE MY COWORKERS CODE BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING

Tyler Chacha

BECAUSE THEN THE KKK MIGHT DECIDE TO RECREATE ITSELF..

OR SOMETHING ELSE...

I DON'T THINK ANYONE WANTS OBAMA TO BE KING FOR LIFE

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THAT AIRPLANE FOOD ANYWAY?

NOTE: I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE. JUST OBAMA.

AND OBAMA REALLY ISN'T BLACK ANYWAY...

YEAH... I LIKE THIS SCREAMING ROOM THING

IT REALLY LETS ME CLEAR MY MIND...

I BET THIS IS HOW REESE WITHERSPOON FEELS...

WITH THE WIND GOING INTO HER EAR AND OUT THE OTHER

COME TO THINK OF IT ... MOST PEOPLE ON TELEVISION MUST FEEL LIKE THIS

INCLUDING OBAMA..

ircmaxell

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU YELLING ABOUT?

Tyler Chacha

6 mins ago, by Tyler Chacha

THIS ROOM WAS SPECIFICALLY CREATED SO I COULD COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING SICK ALL WEEKS

I AM SICK AND MAD BECAUSE I AM SICK

I HATE BEING SICK..

ircmaxell

I SAW THAT, WHY THE HECK ARE YOU POSTING WHAT I KNOW ALREADY. SERIOUSLY, I MEAN WOW...

Tyler Chacha

@ircmaxell AFTER THAT I JUST WENT OFF ON A TANGENT ABOUT OBAMA..

I WOULD LIKE TO ADD TO THE CONVERSATION THAT I'M NOT TRYING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND. JUST A FRIEND WHO HAPPENS TO BE A GIRL

ircmaxell

9:55 PM

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW WHERE CAME FROM. I MEAN HOW DO YOU GO FROM KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO OBAMA?

Tyler Chacha

I THOUGHT THAT THE ONLY WAY THIS WEEK COULD GET WORSE IS IF OBAMA BECAUSE KING FOR LIFE

AND THAT IS THE LINKING TOPIC

I DON'T THINK THERE ARE MANY OTHER THINGS THAT COULD MAKE THIS WEEK WORSE

ircmaxell

ROTFLMAOSHTSCOMNAIWEDS

Tyler Chacha

AND TRUST ME .. I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT

I FIGURED OUT ANYTHING THAT RESULTS IN ME DYING IS TECHNICALLY BETTER BECAUSE I WON'T HAVE THIS STUPID SICKNESS

I'M NOT EMO THOUGH

I JUST GAVE IT A LOT OF THOUGHT.

CAREFULLY REASONED THOUGHT. NOT QUICK, OVEREMOTIONAL, CUT MYSELF THOUGHT

I WENT TO SCHOOL HALF WAY THROUGH THE DAY THIS WEEK

I REALLY HATE THAT BECAUSE THERE ISN'T MUCH TO DO AT HOME

I COULD WATCH THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE...

BUT THEN I MIGHT HAVE TO LISTEN TO OBAMA

I THINK THIS ROOM IS LOCATED IN AN UNDERGROUND GARAGE

BECAUSE I CAN HEAR MYSELF ECHO

mootinator

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Tyler Chacha

WE ARE SCREAMING

AND IF YOU ARE AT ALL INTERESTED IN MY LIFE, I'VE GIVEN YOU A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE PAST WEEK

AND YOU'LL REMEMBER ALL OF IT BECAUSE IT IS IN ALL CAPS MAKING READING IT MORE DIFFICULT AND THUS YOU'LL PAY ATTENTION MORE

THAT IS WHY EMERGENCY SERVICES DOES ALL OF THEIR STUFF IN ALL CAPS

THEY AREN'T JUST TRYING TO BE ANNOYING! THERE IS AN ACTUAL REASON BEHIND IT!

ONCE I FOUND THAT OUT I STOPPED THROWING EGGS AT THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

IT WASN'T AS MUCH FUN, BUT AT LEAST I DID THE RIGHT THING

BESIDES THAT, I HAD ROBOTICS THIS WEEK WHICH MEANS THAT I HAD TO OPERATE ON A HALF OF A BRAIN

THE SECOND MEETING THE PRESIDENT HAD TO LEAVE SO I HAD TO MANAGE AROUND 50 PEOPLE WITHOUT FEELING WELL

I TOLD HIM NEXT TIME HE WANTS ME TO BE HIM FOR A DAY, INCLUDE AN ASPIRIN.

Zypher

10:08 PM

why

Tyler Chacha

BECAUSE I CAN'T MANAGE A LOT OF PEOPLE ON ONLY HALF A BRAIN

Pekka

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARGGH

Tyler Chacha

AND THE FUNNIEST PART OF THIS ENTIRE THING IS THAT I'VE GOTTEN THE BEST TESTS SCORES IN A WHILE THIS WEEK

YET I'VE BEEN SICK..

WTF??

mootinator

10:40 PM

I HATE THIS ROOM

Pekka

10:50 PM

THE ECHO ISN'T GREAT IN HERE

I THINK I'LL RATHER POST A YOUTUBE VIDEO FEATURING AS MUCH SCREAMING

HANG ON

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Five Golden Rings

11:05 PM

I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS ROOM

I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD AND I FELT LIKE HOLDING SHIFT

IS THAT OK WITH YOU GUYS OR IS THIS A CAPSLOCK-ONLY PLACE

Pekka

11:22 PM

HOLDING SHIFT IS ACCEPTABLE

WE EMBRACE DIVERSITY IN THE ALL CAPS ROOM

THE "ALL CAPS" IS MORE OF A, WELL, A TITLE, YOU KNOW

Five Golden Rings

IF CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL THEN HOLDING SHIFT IS THE GAS PEDAL FOR COOL

Pekka

@FiveGoldenRings THAT SOUNDS EXTREMELY APPROPRIATE

I PROPOSE THAT BE MADE THE SUB-CAPTION OF THIS ROOM

Five Golden Rings

THAT'S KIND OF BORING

YOU SHOULD COME UP WITH YOUR OWN IDEAS INSTEAD OF STEALING MINE

Pekka

IT'S A GREAT SUB-CAPTION

I SHALL STEAL IT FROM YOU

AND HAVE IT PLACED IN THE ROOM DESCRIPTION

BUT I FEAR THAT IF I STUMBLE INTO THE OTHER CHAT ROOM IN THIS VOICE

THEY WILL KICK ME OUT

SO I WILL WAIT FOR TYLER TO RETURN

Five Golden Rings

YOU ARE SPAIN

Pekka

11:27 PM

SOMETIMES WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, YES

BUT USUALLY, I'M MORE PORTUGAL

Five Golden Rings

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Pekka

A MATE OF MINE WAS FRANCE ONCE, THAT WAS EMBARRASSING

HE HAD TO STAND IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE FOR THREE DAYS

CARRYING A HUGE SIGN

Five Golden Rings

TO TELL EVERYONE THAT HE WAS FRANCE?

WE DON'T HAVE LAWS LIKE THAT IN CANADA
WHEN YOU'RE HERE YOU JUST HANG OUT
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE A NATION

Pekka

YES

IT'S DIFFERENT IN EUROPE

Five Golden Rings

EUROPE SUCKS

Pekka

11:30 PM

DEPENDS ON YOUR VIEWPOINT

I LIKE IT

Five Golden Rings

A VIEWPOINT THAT ALLOWS EUROPE TO NOT SUCK MUST ITSELF SUCK

Pekka

THAT AGAIN DEPENDS ON YOUR VIEWPOINT

Five Golden Rings

A VIEWPOINT THAT ALLOWS VIEWPOINTS THAT ALLOW EUROPE TO NOT SUCK MUST ALSO SUCK

AD INFINITUM

Pekka

ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR VIEWPOINT. THE CORRECT VIEWPOINT IS THAT ALL VIEWPOINTS THAT ALLOW EUROPE TO SUCK ARE MOOT

Five Golden Rings

THAT VIEWPOINT IS FLAWED

Pekka

11:33 PM

IT MUST LOOK THAT WAY FROM A FLAWED VIEWPOINT, I KNOW

EVERYTHING LOOKS FLAWED FROM A FLAWED VIEWPOINT

EVERYTHING FLAWED LOOKS MOOT FROM A PROPER VIEWPOINT

Five Golden Rings

RIGHT BACK AT YOU, PORTUGAL

Pekka

PAH!
DID I TELL YOU I WAS MALTA ONCE?

THAT WAS FUN

Five Golden Rings

I HAVE BEEN BUT CANADA AND UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BUT THE LATTER NOT FOR VERY LONG

Pekka

I HAVE BEEN NEITHER

MAYBE I WILL ONE DAY

Five Golden Rings

YOU WILL HAVE TO TRY THE MAPLE SYRUP

Pekka

11:36 PM

I TOO AM A SHIFT KEY CONNOISSEUR

OH YES I DEFINITELY WILL

I WILL SMUGGLE A GALLON OF IT IN MY LUGGAGE COMPARTMENT

Five Golden Rings

THIS IS ACCEPTABLE

Pekka

I WILL TOSS OTHER PASSENGERS' LUGGAGE TO THE GROUND TO GET FURTHER GALLONS INTO NEIGHBOURING COMPARTMENTS

Five Golden Rings

THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE BUT UNDERSTANDABLE

Pekka

AND THEY WILL APPLAUD ME

AND PASSENGERS FROM FURTHER AWAY WILL OFFER ME TO TOSS THEIR LUGGAGE AS WELL

AND THE STEWARDESSES WILL OFFER ME SPACE IN THEIR PERSONAL COMPARTMENTS

I SHALL RETURN TO EUROPE WITH FOUR GALLONS OF MAPLE SYRUP

THAT WILL LAST ME FOR FIFTEEN YEARS.

Five Golden Rings

FOUR GALLONS SHOULD NOT LAST THAT LONG

IT SHOULD LAST ABOUT A YEAR AT MOST

I MEAN FOUR YEARS AT MOST

Pekka

11:39 PM

FAIR ENOUGH

I WILL RETURN FOR MORE THEN

Five Golden Rings

YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT USE ENOUGH MAPLE SYRUP

Pekka

OBVIOUSLY

BUT THAT WILL CHANGE THEN.

I WILL THROW A MAPLE SYRUP THEMED PARTY EVERY WEEKEND

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