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6:02 PM
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Feet.Bind(boots);
@The congrats on beating Jeff to most talkative.
@drachenstern I've implemented the bank and credit union buttons.
 
@Moshe cool
 
Oh, "SHADCHAN" is Hebrew for "matchmaker". :-D
I gotta get moving. Bbiab.
The irony is that my next move was "goaded".
And that "brides" was on the board.
 
6:16 PM
Oh no, $.ajaxComplete is not available in chat's jQuery version :-(
@drachenstern ug, I know how that goes :-)
 
Wha?
 
@TimStone TypeError: Object function (a,b){return new c.fn.init(a,b)} has no method 'ajaxComplete'
 
Oh, you might only be able to call it on a wrapped set, whoops.
$(document).ajaxComplete()
 
@TimStone perfect thanks
 
@TheRenamedException yup, and I'm already late to leave, had to talk to the owner about my work priorities for this week since my direct report isn't here :\ my wife is gonna be just thrilled that I'm not there yet :(
Try to be online later if anyone needs me (yeah right)
I'm out
 
6:40 PM
Tic-tac containers seemed designed to prevent me from eating their entire contents at once. Which is a problem, as that's exactly what I want to do
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6:57 PM
Anyone have experience with PCI DSS SAQ code review requirements?
 
> "the chat isn't an IDE." Challenge accepted. – Pollyanna ↵ 52 mins ago
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I wonder what comes
 
You need to get all your code right the first time, or fix it within two minutes
 
@balpha "exec jQuery statement" message action?
 
@balpha LOL
parsing chat's JSON data again reminds me of how impressive chat is @balpha and @Marc
 
user image
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I never noticed that tooltip before, but I'm glad to see I have such a high contribution percentage.
 
7:03 PM
@TimStone ROFLMAO
 
@TimStone meh, you're by far not the highest :)
 
status-blame-balpha
 
Hahah :P
 
@balpha I am! I am!
 
@TheRenamedException Yes, you are. Have a cookie ;)
 
7:05 PM
Ooooh, a cookie, thanks!
 
COOKIES! WANT
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@TheRenamedException, did you see your @lert from last night / overnight?
 
Another Town Hall!
 
@RebeccaChernoff Regarding Tex THC? I did thanks!
 
On Thursday...best get on that.
 
@TimStone there may be one before that
 
7:08 PM
My problem is actually sleeping.
:o
 
in Town Hall Discussion, 4 hours ago, by The Renamed Exception
in The Tavern (General), 5 hours ago, by Rebecca Chernoff
English will be before that but I'll schedule that tomorrow morning to see if the last couple responses come in.
@TimStone I noticed that, on the user graph you clearly sleep the least :-(
 
Making things difficult I see. :P
 
@TimStone I suggest getting in a discussion about SE policies
 
@TimStone Fixed.
 
@TheRenamedException And yet somehow still too much.
 
7:09 PM
spot the mistake:
 
@balpha Awesome :D
 
" posts (" + ((user.Activity * 100) / Math.Min(1, room.Activity)) + "%)"
 
@balpha s/Min/Max/
I do that all the time
 
@badpDr Ah, did that keep you up? :P
 
@TheRenamedException Wrong. The answer is "Not enough jQuery"
 
7:10 PM
@balpha LOL!
 
@TimStone Made me blue in the face.
 
@badpDr And made you a doctor?
 
Indirectly.
 
@balpha But NeedsMoarJqueryException is too much for Zypher to type!
 
(Please note in Italy a degree in anything is enough to have a 'Doctor title')
 
7:11 PM
@balpha The scary part is that I would only be partially surprised to find there was some percentage jQuery plugin. >_>
 
I like the new name Dr. @badp
 
@TimStone well, not for C# :)
 
It's backwards compatible!
 
@badpDr Ah ha :P
@balpha There's some sanity left in the world :)
 
Hi! :)
 
7:12 PM
I only say 10% of the things said in this room? That's... well, it's something, but I'm not quite sure what the adjective is...
 
need to port C# to jQuery
 
To English.SE!
 
(not the other way round)
 
@TheRenamedException new name?
@badpDr Oh, you have got a new name?
 
7:14 PM
 
@Nyuszika7H yes he does. He is a doctor of jQuery now
 
Certified jQuery Architect Oracle Professional Engineer in Buzzwords
 
@badpIsAjQueryDoctor
 
status-fake
 
A Phd in
 
7:18 PM
!sobot RETAG jquery->jquerology
 
ok here we goooo...
status-fail
sweet, it works
but I has a problem
@balpha your "only one window polls" logic, argh!
Must figure out how that works!
 
pure magic
 
Maaaagic!
 
The status script picks up changes from the status control room and now sets them as a title of the user's gravatar...
...but only in the window that's polling :-(
 
7:33 PM
@balpha Queen is always the answer!
 
@TheRenamedException attach a handler to the onStorage event and check localStorage.getItem("chat:broadcastQueue")
 
sweeeet!!!!!!
@balpha you rock, thanks!!
 
note that if you want this to work reliably in IE8, you'll have to check the localStorage in a setTimeout callback started from the event handler, not in the handler itself
don't ask
then again, I don't know if there's anything greasmonkey-like in IE
 
Yeah I don't know either, for now I'm just targeting Chrome
Actually, I will switch to checking localStorage later, I want to get some icons up and post a screenshot and the code, then I will fix the one-window bug
That way people can start helping me test :-)
and I know @Nyuszika7H has been waiting patiently for this
 
7:46 PM
I'm enjoying SO today. I don't usually have time to mess around in it on weekdays.
 
Buy my app!
 
Actually I'm going to start lame, and just do CSS borders for statuses
If anyone wants to help, I could use some status images :-D
 
@TheRenamedException - What are you working on?
Caught userscript fever?
 
@Moshe apparently!
Working on a userscript which adds status support to chat
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Q: Individual Status field for chat

The Renamed ExceptionI absolutely love chat and want to extend a huge thanks and token of appreciation, respect and awe-of-coding skill to Balpha, Marc Gravell, and the rest of the team who built it (sorry I don't know the names of everyone who was involved!!) I look forward to seeing chat launch on StackOverflow, a...

does jQuery have a way to add CSS styles to an element like Prototype does? $('element').setStyle({border: '1px solid red'});
 
@TheRenamedException .css?
 
8:00 PM
oh, sorry, misread TFM, thanks
 
From "we'll sue every last penny out of you" to "here, have our toys" in a couple of weeks. not bad. research.microsoft.com/en-us/news/features/…
 
pokes @MichaelMrozek with a sharp election stick
 
Gah! But...damn you timezones!
 
I wonder if I should run for Unix or Apple. I probably stand no chance of winning...
 
8:12 PM
@RebeccaChernoff Be careful. If he bleeds out, he won't be able to run for permanent moderator.
 
The UL system message is a bit odd-looking
 
@TimStone so...you seem to be implying there's a problem here? (;
 
You've gone from supposedly being nice to being a murderer? I'm a bit concerned with SOIS' employee training. :P
 
Hm, border color doesn't change...
 
Argh, no userscript :-(
 
8:15 PM
:O!
 
@TimStone he's on Firefox
 
Almost working...
 
Ok that's sweet
OK, going to post this very early alpha online in case anyone wants to help test / build!
 
@TheRenamedException your status title went away...
 
@Fosco @Zypher are either of you around?
 
8:27 PM
@JoshsSocks so did yours, bah! Posting a message seems to reset the image's title
@Moshe haven't seen either of them all day
 
Yea. I noticed.
Hence the ping. I need some beta tester feedback.
 
@Moshe Then you might want to say so in the @ message. Asking if they're around is a definite "no" :-)
OK I need to rewrite this status code, sadly, since it looks like chat tries to clean away my added CSS properties, and new users entering the room foul things up.
Thanks a lot @MichaelPetrotta! My beautiful chat statuses, all messed up because you entered the room!
 
@TheRenamedException: hrm?
I do what I can.
 
@MichaelPetrotta Don't mind @TheRenamedException... he's a crazy man
 
Hmm. Neat idea, can't see me ever setting it.
 
8:36 PM
@MichaelPetrotta I think it's useful if you go AFK, for example
a quick /status Away AFK will highlight your icon so people know you're not responding because you're AFK, as opposed to just being rude :-)
 
@The: Yeah, I get that, but if I'm AFK, it's often because someone's come by, I've got a phone call, etc., and I don't want to take the time to set a status. That's just me, though.
 
makes sense
 
I never assume someone's being rude if they don't respond to a chat message - they're busy, needed to take a pee break, etc.
OTOH, I get a little irritated when I get back from lunch and see a half-dozen IM requests, in increasing order of "why aren't you responding?"
 
Seems like most people don't
@MichaelPetrotta Or things like
12 mins ago, by Moshe
@Fosco @Zypher are either of you around?
;-)
 
yeah, I get that. I think I argued your point. :)
 
8:40 PM
@MichaelPetrotta I mean the faded icons are 90% of the way there. I can tell that @badp has simply gone AFK and left chat open, for example. I don't expect a response to this message from him
But for someone like me who's in here all day long, I would find it useful. But it'll be a userscript, optional to use :-)
 
@TheRenamedException just store the statuses somewhere else as well, and update them on mouseenter on the avatar
 
@balpha working on that now :-)
almost done
 
how did I muss you up, btw?
 
created a private object inside my closure, which also means I can create public methods to query people's statuses
@MichaelPetrotta oh, you didn't really, I knew this would be an issue -- my script currently adds a colored border around everyone's gravatar in the top right -- green for available, orange for busy, red for away or gray for unknown. When you entered, your gravatar had no border
I'm about to fix that
 
8:58 PM
hg push rchern Heh :P
 
Ok, is there a way to query the number of fieldset elements in a form using jQuery?
As in: "Figure out which fieldset we are up to and then show the next one" when the user presses a button
 
what's up @Moshe
 
@Zypher - Hey, I'm working on the updates for Nippon
I assume you're crazy busy, but I'll need some feedback soon.
 
yea man lotta backend stuff goin on
shoot me an email and i'll try to get to it tonight
 
@Zypher Whatsa fixin?
 
9:08 PM
layer 2 crap ... db crap (see blog.sf for that mess)
 
night :)
 
@Zypher Okay, will do. Did I send you a promo code, btw? It expires in 4 weeks. I'd advise downloading in iTunes if you can, sync later if you like.
@Nyuszika7H Night.
 
@Nyuszika7H later!
 
yep i got it
had abit o trouble getting out of the sandbox but is all good now
 
Ah, ok.
@Zypher Have you posted any high scores to GC. I haven't seen any. Then again, I don't know your real GC username.
 
9:11 PM
yea just a few mins ago (Zypher1083 ... someone already had my beloved 'Zypher')
 
@Zypher Aww man.
When you have a chance, a (perhaps biased, but positive) review in iTunes would be nice. At your convenience.
 
@Moshe How much are you going to pay him for that?
 
@JoshsSocks Nobody asked you to speak. Back to work!
 
@TheRenamedException That's right, I refuse to address a half pair of socks.
 
I REFUSE TO ADDRESS YOU THEN!
 
9:18 PM
The conversation has taken a creepy turn.
 
@JoshsSocks I didn't know socks could wink.
 
@JoshsSocks Will you please get back to work???
 
@TheRenamedException Josh's Socks: Likewise :P
 
@Moshe Very good point. FTFY
 
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Q: SE Chat Modifications

Tim Stone Screenshot Use /command shortcuts to perform common chat tasks: See message history inline: Easily preview replied-to messages: And much, much more... About Legends tell of a prolific Meta Stack Overflow chatter who despised using their mouse above all things. In an effort to keep t...

Look OK?
 
9:20 PM
@TimStone Looking
 
@TimStone Looks great to me!
 
\o/
 
@MichaelPetrotta tends to happen when my sockpuppet's around. Feel free to ignore him ;-)
 
So... to whomever or whatever reupped the suspension for The One Who Shall Not Be Named, and cut short his time into the chat... you have my undying gratitude.
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@MichaelPetrotta Likewise!
 
9:23 PM
I'll do the SE Modifications one later, almost done the changes to the auto-complete, but need to do work-work first, heh.
 
Hrm... I'll bet I can make Chat even more addicting. And I suspect that I can make some of you waste time from even chatting.
hehe
is evil
(:-D)
 
we could use a userscript to trigger evil laughter at this point.
 
@MichaelPetrotta No, I mean something worse, but I have no time now.
bbiab, making jQuery awesomeness in an HTML form.
 
@TimStone I will be posting the status script shortly, then I have to do work-work
 
@TheRenamedException Word-Work Haha, yea right. Noah, this is Bill Cos-, I mean, the L-rd speaking.
 
9:34 PM
Hmmm, I need a way to translate user IDs to user names...
 
@JoshsSocks Only for people in the room?
 
@TimStone Yup
 
@JoshsSocks users[id].name
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Userscript Fever has struck!
@Tyler Pin that please. _^
 
@TimStone wow, that's easy!
 
9:37 PM
The best way for things to be! :P
 
@TimStone - What was that code for invoking the notification bar?
 
notify.show("message", id) I think.
 
Why would a room to "discuss userscript questions" be a gallery?
 
was wondering that myself
 
9:54 PM
yey, chat status script works!
well, very basically
needs a lot of work
joining seems to work also, yey
 
minor display bug with the borders. They overlap weirdly
 

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