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5:42 AM
throwing 🌈 on @Dro
 
 
2 hours later…
7:18 AM
>>cat good morning {{ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard good morning @ShadowWizard @Mooseman @FOX9000 @Frank
 
 
2 hours later…
9:28 AM
@Mooseman ping @Dro
@Mooseman wake @ber
 
> Cranking the metal to 11! I doubt this'll wake up @ber...
 
10:26 AM
BUZZ!
 
CUZZ!
 
CHEZZ?!
 
WORKZ! D:
 
SUNDAEZ? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
@berserk yup, Jewish holy day is Saturday :)
(and Israel is (mostly) Jewish :))
 
10:30 AM
okay :)
 
c:
 
But where's @Pro? Maybe he can chess you :D
(or @Pra ;))
 
hm..
 
hey @Pra you know chess?
 
10:32 AM
@Pro may be feeding the bot..
@Pra maybe....
 
@berserk with spam?
 
dunno
 
@Mooseman feed @berserk
 
I am so horny...
 
> @berserk was given a big pile of rotten fish
 
10:34 AM
still horny...
 
@berserk uh oh, so don't think about @Pra :P
 
:o
 
OK, doomsday weapon. @ber think about @Nuke, aka @Boo these days.
 
not horny anymore.. thanks
 
My pleasure! :D
Bonus for @ber
Jul 7 at 8:45, by ExplosionsPlus
@UniKitty i wanna get expelled!! :D strips naked and dances
 
10:39 AM
lol
 
huh? I was expecting blech!
turns a suspicious eye toward @ber
 
throwing blech on @Sha 's eye
solves @Pro
> Fox came out of the rubik;s cube.
 
scrambles
 
throbs
 
explodes in @ber's face
 
10:42 AM
blech
 
@ShadowWizard haha I see what you did there, tho @Pro didn't meant that
 
@berserk I didn't mean... what?
 
kids these days are really innocent..
 
I guess I miss the double meaning of "explode" here...
 
10:51 AM
@ProgramFOX yes, you do ;)
 
 
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11:59 AM
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Hello
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Mmmm
 
12:13 PM
..eval (13 + 24) / 2
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Command not found.
..evaluate (13 + 24) / 2
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Result for Python eval('(13 + 24) / 2'): 18.5
..kill Boltclock
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Boltclock played too much Minecraft and got eaten by a zombie
 
..lick @berserk
 
@ShadowWizard Licks floor madly
Hm
That I can make
if args is not None
 
@ber == floor anyway.
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M == ceiling anyway.
 
I'm watching you guys from above. ಠ_ಠ
 
12:27 PM
HAMSTARE!!
..stare
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails ಠ_ಠ
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@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Licks floor crazily
 
..lick @ShadowWizard
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Of course
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Licks @ShadowWizard.
@Sha ^^
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        var randomTab = jQuery(emojiTabs[randNum(1, emojiTabs.length - 1)]);
        randomTab.click();
        var tabEmojis = jQuery('.emoji-panel-body div:nth-child(1)');
        var emoji = tabEmojis.children()[randNum(0, tabEmojis.children().length)];
        emoji.click();

        jQuery('button.icon:nth-child(3)').click()
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That will be hard to do in the playground
 
 
1 hour later…
2:03 PM
status-fighting-urge-to-eat-waffle
 
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..alive
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Pets @Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Of course
..pet Shadow Wizard
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Polishes @Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails's Shadow Wizard
..pet Unicorn
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Polishes @Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails's Unicorn
POLISHES? WAT
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@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Duh
 
..pet @Dro
 
@ShadowWizard Pets @Shadow Wizard's @Dro
 
wrong ^
should be just "Pets @Dro"
I don't own @Dro
..pet leg
 
@ShadowWizard Pets @Shadow Wizard's leg
 
2:10 PM
now this makes more sense ^
 
2:24 PM
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M hey chemicalz!
 
huh? he's not here @ber
Your browser borked again?
 
naw, i know he isn't here
 
oh, it looked like a welcome greeting :)
 
throwing bork at @sha
 
throwing york on @ber
 
2:25 PM
eew...
 
Throwing borked CSS on @sha
 
ouch
.borked {font-wight: bald;}
 
lol
@Sha @Pro chess?
 
@berserk maybe later :/
 
lol ok
@Pro?
Hmm.. maybe swimming..
 
2:33 PM
Make sure to swim in cold water...
 
blech
 
lol
 
@berserk Sure! What variant?
 
2:38 PM
Any...
 
Three-check?
 
sure!
 
Oh cool, I'm in the Atomic Top 40! :D
 
cool
What rank exactly?
 
2:39 PM
No associated word found for 39th.
 
... ugh
 
@ProgramFOX Command not found.
 
>>rmword 39th
 
@ProgramFOX Word not in the list of latest words.
 
Ah. :P
 
2:39 PM
ROFL!
 
lol
 
>>showlatest10
 
Revenge of the Bot
 
@ProgramFOX Latest 10 words: game, mario, nintendo, 64, commodore, yang, yin, pin, pan, muffin
 
I was expecting top 5..
 
2:40 PM
@FOX9000 chess (duh!)
 
@ProgramFOX result
 
1 min ago, by ProgramFOX
http://lichess.org/9erkgwLn
 
@berserk ^ :P
 
oops sorry haven't seen
 
2:40 PM
@FOX9000 consequence
 
@ShadowWizard salutary
 
@FOX9000 salute
 
@ShadowWizard marine
 
@FOX9000 sub
 
@ShadowWizard tropic
 
2:41 PM
Also @YummyUnicornRainbowTails, your bot shouldn't listen to messages that start with "..."
 
@ProgramFOX Then what prefix?
Oh that one
 
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails I don't know.
 
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@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Mmmm
 
...alive
 
Ignores 3 dots for now
 
2:43 PM
..kick @ber
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found.
..kill @ber
@YummyUnicornRainbowTails @ber was murdered
The whatsapp chatbot is much faster
 
lol
 
2:57 PM
> frodberserk only accepts challenges if rating is ± 500.
Argh, @ber, I cannot challenge you because it looks at Atomic rating...
 
eh?
wait i challenge u
 
You can change that challenge behavior in your Preferences, if you want.
@berserk ... rated? No.
 
ok
lol ok wait
 
3:13 PM
Yay!
With this code:
compileHTML({
    nodeTag: 'html',
    children: [{
        nodeTag: 'head',
        children: [{
            nodeTag: 'script',
            attributes: {
                src: 'https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.3/jquery.min.js'
            }
        }, {
            nodeTag: 'link',
            attributes: {
                rel: 'stylesheet',
                href: '/demo.css'
            }
        }]
    }, {
        nodeTag: 'body',
        style: {
            margin: 0,
            padding: 0
You make this:
(iframe)
<html><head><script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/2.1.3/jquery.min.js"></script><link href="/demo.css" rel="stylesheet"></head><body style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><div style="position: fixed; width: 100vw; height: 34px; background-color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" id="header"></div></body></html>
Image tag:
{
    nodeTag: 'img',
    attributes: {
        src: 'http://i.stack.imgur.com/Doe42.jpg'
}
 
 
5 hours later…
8:16 PM
Chess? @ber @Pro
 
Chess? @ber @Pro
 
9:20 PM
Damn, I lost...
 

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