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6:09 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Age Defying That Is Most Effective Cream by hery ekib on unix.stackexchange.com
 
sd gone
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, nested quote blocks in body: Tips That Is Effective And Simple by polrd bend on askubuntu.com
 
sd tpu-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Pure African Beauty Products by Shirley J. Trinidad on stackoverflow.com
 
@AndrewT. gist.github.com/humbleRumble/8a56c59989b4bd8b1487 I think I made it a bit better
 
6:21 AM
sd tpu-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Rather than consuming a large meal by Daniel Dittman on meta.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Substituting your regular potato chips by Daniel Dittman on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
 
@TinyGiant you read my mind. Previously I wanted to suggest if you could add the same image with different size to demonstrate what you want (that is, fixed aspect ratio)
 
6:23 AM
Yeah, and the numbers help :)
wrote a script for that
 
@Doorknob "sd" is used for latest spam report by Smokey?
 
last time, there's a bug when I tried this:
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website: Look at the amount of money you have spent seeking by user48776 on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu
 
@AndrewT. [:3601417] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: There are many people who try and hide by Daniel Dittman on superuser.com
 
6:25 AM
spam report too fast.
sd tpu
 
@AndrewT. [:3601421] Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
sdu tpu
 
sd tpu-
I think it has been fixed now
 
Does smokey keep a log or something? So we can tell if "tpu-" succeeded or not?
!!/report
 
@ShadowWizard Not enough arguments.
 
6:26 AM
huh?
!!/help report
 
@ShadowWizard I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and low-quality posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.
 
grr
oh cool
> !!/report <post_URL> - Makes SmokeDetector report a specific post in Charcoal HQ and Tavern on the Meta
!!/errorlogs 5
 
  File "/home/smokey/SmokeDetector/chatcommunicate.py", line 105, in handle_commands
    post_type = post_site_id[2]
 
?
that's not error log @Pro ^^
 
@ShadowWizard yes
 
6:29 AM
This makes my eyes bleed
http://stackoverflow.com/a/23569891/2357233
I mean, it's amazing
 
!!/location
 
@ShadowWizard Undo's EC2
 
Oh, I just got Marshall badge on Drupal (I admit take took a long time....)
 
take took tick?
@James so, you're a vampire?
 
YES
 
6:35 AM
I knew it!
@buffy we need you!
 
> The page you were on is trying to send you to http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles-7/the-crow-1994-movie-vs-blade-blade-movie-trilogy-1650802/.

> If you do not want to visit that page, you can return to the previous page.
wrong link @Tiny
lol, Buffy takes Blade by far
 
doubt it
anyways, im out. have fun
 
@ShadowWizard licks ice cream cone
 
6:39 AM
go lick spam, you failed to report it
 
@ShadowWizard Could not find data for this post in the API. Check whether the post is not deleted yet.
 
huh, dev nuked it
 
6:58 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Luxurious Looking Skin is Days Away? by michael lalion on meta.stackexchange.com
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ShadowWizard Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
blacklist candidate bangaloresecretary.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: what's varied with relation to the support? by welijajuriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Treatment Strategies On Your Face For Skin by Rudd Micha on askubuntu.com
 
7:13 AM
sd gone gone
 
7:27 AM
 
sd gone
 
sd ignore-
I have no idea why this question is in H&I stackoverflow.com/review/helper/8522785 it's certainly answerable
 
Probably because of an earlier revision, at one stage it didn't actually contain a question
 
@James it is there for more than a day? maybe Shog can tell you
 
Doesn't really bother me, I edited it, added some language tags to the code blocks, and suggested adding some of the relevant things discussed in comments into the question body
 
8:09 AM
@James has code now
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How do you find the scythe in Terraria? by Bobby on gaming.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
 
8:16 AM
yikes
sd tpu-
 
@Idisagree Now there's an awkward coincidence :) I wasn't referring to you, it was an argument that broke out on a totally unrelated thread. I'd been meaning to say something to that effect for a while, and that prompted it, but it wasn't your comment that inspired me to do so :P
 
@TimPost you just started ur sentence with "I disagree" xD
 
That irony is not lost on me
 
So much spam today
@SmokeDetector gone
 
8:23 AM
I love smoke detector
 
@TimPost and he loves you back!
!!/lick
 
@ShadowWizard licks ice cream cone
 
sd gone
 
!!/wut
 
8:29 AM
@James Whaddya mean, 'wut'? Humans...
 
sd tpu-
 
Jan 27 at 14:44, by Unihedro
user image
still haven't been fixed; it happened again
 
@Unihedron stop breaking things
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: How to make skin naturally? by aliza juriya on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
 
8:38 AM
@Unihedron your internet connection is too fast, you receive the message before it's actually posted
 
@ShadowWizard ... My internet connection is fast?!
 
@Unihedron isn't it?
 
sd fp
 
@Unihedron anything that is faster than mine is fast in terms of average world speed
 
8:41 AM
Australia says you can all quit complaining
:)
Sorry I can't reply my internet connection is maxed out at 1.5MBp/s
 
T_T so sorry
 
What is the international opinion of our government at the moment?
Just curious
 
Or do you all think we are ruled by the Queen
 
status-dont-really-care
 
8:43 AM
@James we're generally distracted by all the nopes running around on your continent.
 
Are there penguins in Australia?
 
> Download Speed: 920 kbps
 
In some parts yes
 
tell that Austrawhaever that nobody can complain to me
 
@Bart you get used to them. Unless you mean Tony Abbot in speedos, you don't really get used to that
 
Tony Abbot is a pain in the Internet connection
 
Didn't he screw over an entire nation-wide broadband plan?
 
Yes.... yes he did
 
umm... who is Tony Abbot?
 
Australian Prime Minister and current heartless bastard
 
8:49 AM
Current PM you mean? Or past?
 
"he said lovingly"
 
Current
Sadly
 
So... what did he do?
 
The broadcasted hatred of people below the 120k annual income band hasn't killed him yet
Killed off Nation-wide broadband FTTH upgrade
 
why?
Surely he gave a reason...
 
8:50 AM
Cause it would cost money
Pretty much
 
Cause it gives you autism
 
That too
 
Money better spent on education, health, etc?
 
Unless you live in Tasmania, the build in my area is underway :p
 
Nope, slashed both the education and health budgets
as well as arts funding
 
8:52 AM
hmm.... so where does all the money go now??
 
While decreasing corporate tax levies
 
err.... what?
fiscal presure is never, ever reduced, you know?
 
Oh.... he give more money to the powerful and rich people. Now that rings a bell!
 
Are you doing that thing where you ask someone with a political opinion to tell you why the opponent is bad, to see if their argument holds up>
 
@ShadowWizard weird country, Australia. Doesn't happen anywhere else ...
 
8:53 AM
Yeah pretty much the current government in a nutshell
 
@James me? yeah, kind of ;)
 
I mean, I know we are not alone in having an unthinking gibbering shaved orangutang running the country
 
Now there is a mental image for you
 
Pretty sure he put some of the money into the JSF
 
Ah, that rings a bell
 
8:54 AM
JavaServer Faces?
 
I remember that a law was passed in australia about stuff, dunno what but it was pretty bad
 
Joint Strike Fighter
 
Joint Strike Fighter
 
He eats onions without peeling them too...
 
And also the meta-data retention thing
 
8:55 AM
@Braiam great story
 
@Bart yeah, it was pinned on the star wall
on RA, by Bob....
 
Retaining all telco metadata and allowing carte blanche access to anyone who requests it, then mandating that all telco's actively police and cut off anyone who is caught torrenting
 
Well, long story short, 99% of the people in my country hate our Prime Minister too. With all their heart. Yet he won the elections recently with historical support.
His strategy is really simple: he convinced everyone that all other candidates are worse.
 
Which country?
 
8:57 AM
Israel
 
Ahhh
I see
 
Small but sticky
 
Well, if you ever want a chuckle, google Ricky Muir, who was elected to the House of Representatives as a member of the Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party party. Basically it was like trailer trash getting into government.
He is the biggest bogan
 
@James we have it locally too. Let me find it...
Jun 15 at 14:50, by Shadow Wizard
Biggest spoiler of all: this person will be the Prime Minister of Israel
 
He did an interview where he basically got caught out not knowing how the government actually functioned, or how laws were passed, or what the House of Representitives or Senate actually functioned
@ShadowWizard el derp
 
9:00 AM
?
 
@James yeah, that
 
That photo looks like it needs to be captioned with el derp
 
well, he deserves onebox so be ready....
 
Anyway, home time
 
9:02 AM
cya
 
9:28 AM
hya
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: To getting rid of them the process once by snijeckih smith on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
^ SPAM
 
new website.
 
9:43 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: One Of The Best Kept Secrets To Youth Is Using A Good Night by landm argaret on meta.stackexchange.com
 
sd 2tpu-
 
blacklist candidate essayacademia.com
 
@PeterJ tpu
 
@ShadowWizard user blacklisted and added to Bayesian filter
 
haha
:)
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Natural Skincare At Home by jokin elis on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
10:16 AM
sd tpu-
 
10:35 AM
@mods pls check reputations not showing in the repuation box.
i mean +10, +20 box.
 
@AvinashRaj How could moderators do anything about that?
Post a bug report on meta.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website: Offers “risk-free trial” for potential buyers by uddnemackgy on meta.stackexchange.com
 
> Mages did things smarter, not harder.
umm.. yeah, like pealing an apple...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Importance of Anti Aging Natural Skin Care by munny kim on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Do Not Let the Bad Ones Get Under Your Skin by munny kim on askubuntu.com
 
11:11 AM
 
^ should I comment that I'm offended by his tone?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Everything You Could Study On Beauty Schools by James S. Jackson on academia.stackexchange.com
 
@Bart you could post an answer saying an e-mail with a MIME attachment isn't really empty
 
11:22 AM
or be more neat @Bart, send him a lenghty response to their questions and put them in the email headers ;)
 
:D
 
I noticed that everyone has a classhole very inside
2
 
classhole?
 
@Braiam wtf classhole xD
 
11:30 AM
Guess @Bra meant this, @Pra? ^
 
Hi, anyone else facing this?
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Q: Reputation not showing up in the achievements tab anymore

Sourav GhoshAs you can clearly see from the below screenshot, the top bar and the reputation tab are showing different stats. Is it a known issue or we're seeing some bug here? OS: Windows 7 Browser: Chrome 43+ Status (At the time of posting this question): Difference is noticed for more than 5 mins, even ...

 
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in answer: What are differences between "let", "allow" and "permit"? by eunhye on english.stackexchange.com
 
@SouravGhosh yes!!! Me too, on the whole SE.
Needs to be migrated to MSE.
 
@nicael No it doesn't.
 
It's fine on MSO
 
11:45 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Natural Skincare At Home by jokin elis on superuser.com
 
sd tpu-
 
@ShadowWizard yeah
 
@bummi all done
 
@PatrickHofman thx
 
11:59 AM
all at 3 now.
 
I' love to close 30 more but the asking for is to hidden :/
 
> You humans don't seem to fare too well underground, and kidnapping humans always seemed to anger the rest of the human communities a lot, even when they weren't of the same clan or anything. And… uh, that was a really long time ago and we totally don't do stuff like that anymore and you should forget everything I said about that, okay?
yeah
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: What are the benefits of using Dermallure? by user461327 on superuser.com
 
12:10 PM
@Braiam lol where is that from?
 
@PraxisAshelin Mother of Learning
 
gone already
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: Java online realtime library by RoboticR on stackoverflow.com
 
> "Of course! Who do you take me for?" Novelty protested. "If I couldn't fight, I'd have been devoured while still at the hatchery!"
"What, seriously? As in, actually get eaten or…?"
"Err, no, not literally eaten. We haven't let the hatchlings eat each other ever since… err, actually, let's not talk about that. It was just a figure of speech, that's the important bit. Anyway!"
 
not important, right!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: \\hline not working by Luca Lengwiler on tex.stackexchange.com
 
btw @Praxis, if you are weak against spiders, then... uh, don't read it, ok!
 
12:20 PM
@Braiam ok, won't
"weak against spiders" sounds like some pokemon ability/type lol
 
Another one to kill with fire:
or laser beams
-1
Q: Why Ember.js API method TransitionTo in Route Class is private?

underootHere's link from Ember API. Why is private. That's mean, that I shouldn't use it in my production?

 
12:36 PM
you can tell when someone's a bad programmer/beginner when they misinterpret private methods as 'you're barred from using them': stackoverflow.com/q/30979768/2422013
 
private just means that you have to put in some work to refactor it to public.
 
@Bart exactly
 
and that's not always wise, anyways
 
If I let what is "not wise" stop me, I would ... well, I would probably be competent.
 
showing private parts in public can be illegal too
3
 
12:41 PM
@PeterJ that's why I keep them protected.
 
I answered, and I don't do JS, let alone Ember:
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A: Why Ember.js API method TransitionTo in Route Class is private?

cybermonkeyYou're misinterpreting the meaning of private, the Ember API page is referring to what functions the Ember API can call within your code. The definition of public and private methods is the same in every programming language, and their scope is also similar: private - These methods can only be ...

 
@Bart you sound like someone is aiming for your private parts?
 
@Braiam you have no idea
 
@cybermonkey is pretty language generic
 
12:42 PM
I literally answered with a generic 'this is what public and private means.
 
I would actually changed the tags for something more... conceptual
 
@Braiam which is my I don't open-source my private parts
 
@cybermonkey not to mention the potential pull requests.
3
 
oh god...
 
it's so obvious this is an audit:
@Bart not to mention the jerks that will make public your private parts
 
12:47 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title: Essential Skin Care Tips For Summer by stev james on superuser.com
 
@cybermonkey lol it depends on what is on the link. what if it was actually a webdesign posted?
 
@PraxisAshelin turns out it wasn't an audit, but the next post actually was an audit
I have supernatural powers
eh?
-1
A: Getting partially trusted callers error with Microsoft.Practices.EnterpriseLibrary when run exe using UNC path?

ashutoshHi all i have console application and having the same issue while running, i found the solution dont know if works for you. i have changed the application loacation from shared network drive to local. it worked for me.

doesn't even relate to the question
 
i'm already getting mad from not being able to onebox deleted posts
 
lazy. Take screenshot! ;)
 
1:03 PM
With your phone.
 
and then publish a pdf
 
-1
A: Get Twitter user email using Fabric SDK

Abhishek SrivastavaI am also facing the same problem while integrating Twitter using Fabric .If u have resolved ur problem then please help me out.

 
1:24 PM
 
Anyone around with over 10k on MSE? Need to confirm something.
 
this is a task for @Bart! or @sha
 
Do you see spam or the "this post is spam and is therefore hidden" message: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/259103/…
Also, in this one: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/259104/… - which do you see?
 
@Oded for me it's showing the title on the url, which it shouldn't
 
@Oded spam, with nuked account
 
1:27 PM
not seeing anything for the other one
 
> This question was marked as spam or offensive and is therefore not shown - you can see the revision history for details.
 
different both, right?
 
m'kay - kinda what I expected. Thanks
 
@nicael first was probably flagged as spam by a mod after deletion, first flagged before deletion. Am I right @Oded? :)
 
Yep. The first was deleted due to the spammer being destroyed. The second was community flagged into deletion, then the spammer destroyed.
 
1:29 PM
haha @nic hides his shame :D
 
No, @Bra said it already.
3 mins ago, by Braiam
@Oded for me it's showing the title on the url, which it shouldn't
Anyway, anyone going to bounty me? I'm at 9,207.
:D
 
not me
 
jk
 
@ShadowWizard is this NAA? stackoverflow.com/a/30981239/2422013
 
@ShadowWizard I guess you don't expect anything interesting after me reaching 10k? ;)
That's right. Because I've tested already those tools on LH :)
 
1:33 PM
@cybermonkey nope. VLQ maybe, but it does give an answer
 
Hey, @Mart's there! hides
 
@nicael yeah but MSE is special, it gets features before other sites :D
 
E.g.?
 
the new profile page
 
@ShadowWizard I mean, e.g. in 10k tools :) About those darn pages I'm well aware, how many bugs and reqs I posted in those threads?.. :D
 
1:34 PM
oh, dunno - but surely more things to hack ;)
 
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Q: How can we empower per-site mods to more efficiently dispose of network spammers?

Tim PostHere's the problem, in a nutshell: Glancy T. Pony is a mod on our mayonnaise site, and wakes up in the afternoon to find that his site has been littered by Miracle Whip astroturfers. As Glancy cleans up the mess, she notices that many of these spammers have accounts on multiple sites, w...

@Tim's mind reader :D
 

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