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bjb568
bjb568
5:04 PM
BUAHAHAH, USB C!
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
OMG
NICE
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
Only half an hour late :p
 
Undo
Undo
you haven't missed much
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
but I want my graphite supercapacitors
 
bjb568
bjb568
Who was complaining about type C in the macbook before?
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
5:05 PM
OH NOES my USB cables are directional!
 
bjb568
bjb568
Mar 9 at 20:51, by Bart
And it comes with uniquely new and improved connectors that are great, yet completely incompatible with anything else.
 
Undo
Undo
Looks... yeah, totally simple
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
Direct Share is stolen from Apple
 
Undo
Undo
Oh now I get it
 
bjb568
bjb568
Note to google: More options ≠ more simplicity
 
hichris123
hichris123
5:07 PM
@bjb568 It makes way more sense on a phone/tablet than on a laptop.
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
@bjb568 ikr
 
bjb568
bjb568
@hichris123 How so?
 
hichris123
hichris123
@bjb568 ... there are less options...
 
cybermonkey
cybermonkey
spam just popped up on a question I answered: stackoverflow.com/questions/29008127/…
@SmokeDetector gone
 
bjb568
bjb568
@hichris123 Less options of what?
 
Undo
Undo
5:07 PM
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@hichris123 Agreed. Funny how the new Macbook needs an adapter just to plug in a flash drive.
 
hichris123
hichris123
@bjb568 In terms of volume control.
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@Undo gone
 
bjb568
bjb568
> truly usable
heh
 
user259867
@hichris123 *fewer
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
5:08 PM
I thought this live thingy would improve my opinion of Google, but meh...
google sucks
 
hichris123
hichris123
@Yes sorry.
 
bjb568
bjb568
@hichris123 There were more before? :o
 
hichris123
hichris123
:P
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
Emphasize the third-party watch faces. Apple doesn't do that.
 
hichris123
hichris123
@bjb568 One more. It's incredibly simple: notifications, music/media, alarms.
 
bjb568
bjb568
5:09 PM
Meh, I don't see why you'd ever want that in the quick settings thing.
 
hichris123
hichris123
... it's not...?
 
Undo
Undo
Apple gets away with two options just fine
 
bjb568
bjb568
@hichris123 Where is the thing then?
 
Unihedron
Unihedron

Kids these days

Jan 4 at 20:25, 45 minutes total – 198 messages, 6 users, 7 stars

Bookmarked Jan 4 at 22:02 by Yes

 
Undo
Undo
That's kinda cool
 
hichris123
hichris123
5:10 PM
@bjb568 When you press the volume up/down buttons...?
 
bjb568
bjb568
I think it's smarter to make a gyro thing that works when wrist is raised then have always-on.
@hichris123 I'm talking about the 3 sliders.
 
hichris123
hichris123
@bjb568 Oh, it's normally one slider (the one you're using) and then you can expand it to show all three.
 
cybermonkey
cybermonkey
@bjb568 gone
 
bjb568
bjb568
… huh.
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
Anybody ever think about people looking at their watch while driving now?
 
Undo
Undo
5:11 PM
@hichris123 ah that's better
 
bjb568
bjb568
@Mooseman why?
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@bjb568 Lawsuits
 
Undo
Undo
@Mooseman That guy that got a ticket should sue everyone in sight.
 
bjb568
bjb568
@Mooseman ugh
 
Undo
Undo
Car AC systems are infinitely more terribad than watches.
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
5:12 PM
@Undo I'll hide and watch with some popcorn
 
bjb568
bjb568
@Undo petabad
 
cybermonkey
cybermonkey
 
bjb568
bjb568
What's all this about choice? Who cares about choice? I want a good UX…
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
@bjb568 ikr
I hate configuring
 
bjb568
bjb568
It should have a good default state to start with…
But then you don't need configuring!
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
5:16 PM
@bjb568 ikr!
Apple stuff are expensive and all but at least they ship it right off the box correctly
pfft
 
bjb568
bjb568
> nest protect
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@Unihedron apple sucks
 
bjb568
bjb568
> successful
lol
@Mooseman nuuuu
 
Undo
Undo
this is akward
 
hichris123
hichris123
 
bjb568
bjb568
5:19 PM
OS for an internet of things? Is this a random project generator?
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
Project Brillo: brillo.com
 
hichris123
hichris123
@bjb568 This was leaked a few days ago...
 
bjb568
bjb568
How can an OS work for all kinds of things?
@Mooseman 503
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
@Mooseman google sucks more
 
rene
rene
Brillo.... the naming department was on vacation?
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
5:20 PM
 
bjb568
bjb568
ur mom sucks
@Mooseman images don't load
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@bjb568 :P
 
bjb568
bjb568
It may be ublock tho.
It takes less than 1s to turn the knob on an oven, it doesn't need to be controlled by your phone or voice activated.
 
Undo
Undo
What oven do you have that it takes 1s to turn the knob?
 
bjb568
bjb568
any oven ever (tm)
Or less than 1s, I guess.
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
5:22 PM
I thought Google W(e)ave already shut down
2
 
rene
rene
It is to set your kitchen on fire remotely...
2
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@Undo Just tried it. 331ms.
 
hichris123
hichris123
Love that @Google is using Brillo to clean up the IoT space. See what we did there? #io15
Tweeted by Brillo on May 27, 2015 at 1:08 PM
 
Undo
Undo
epic
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@hichris123 Well, well, well. :o
 
user259867
5:24 PM
> Brillo®, among the world's best-known household brands.
 
user259867
never heard of it
 
hichris123
hichris123
lol
 
rene
rene
:)
 
bjb568
bjb568
brillo is brightness in spanish, apparently
 
hichris123
hichris123
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
user259867
5:25 PM
@bjb568 You're supposed to forget all Spanish immediately after final.
 
bjb568
bjb568
meh, summer homework
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@SmokeDetector gone
 
user259867
Summer homework? Your school is (wal)nuts.
 
bjb568
bjb568
:p
oh god, they're going to add smartads with neural nets to your mail!
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
pfft
guys let's build our own google
2
 
user259867
5:26 PM
> You know, I thought I wanted a smart home until I heard "an app can turn on your oven" out loud. Now I'm kind of terrified. -- Brian Nickel at 10:24 AM - 28 May 2015 via Twitter
 
bjb568
bjb568
@Unihedron ok
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@Unihedron I'm in
 
bjb568
bjb568
Before these experiences become seamless, any development by google in this predictive field are going to just be creepy.
 
user259867
Hacking someone's account to burn down their house...
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
Cortana > Google Now
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
5:27 PM
Name our startup.
 
bjb568
bjb568
Siri is pretty good too.
@Unihedron devdonklr.io
:p
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@Unihedron UniMooseCat?
 
bjb568
bjb568
!xkcd find context
ur bot sux
When will google's bot become sentient? Is it already?
The end is nigh.
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@bjb568 LISTEN TO ELON MUSK
 
bjb568
bjb568
Groceries over the internet! Woot!
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
5:31 PM
@bjb568 I've ordered pizza on the internet
FTR Cortana already does well on context, albeit not across apps.
 
JonasCz
JonasCz
Do we need the [uspto] tag ? The United States Patent and Trademark Office does not really need a tag, and it was edited on to one question (list).
 
bjb568
bjb568
What tag? :p
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
^^
 
user259867
> The success of my current initiative unfortunately relies on step 2 of my plan, which is "and then hilarity ensues" -- Tim Post at 4:37 AM - 28 May 2015 via Twitter
 
JonasCz
JonasCz
[uspto]. The [pages] tag also seems a good candidate for burnination...
 
bjb568
bjb568
5:39 PM
Hm… can't seem to see that one either.
 
JonasCz
JonasCz
Oh, @meagar, since you're here, could you look into my latest mod flag on SO? Someone's been mass editing *vba tags onto things, and I don't think this is good.
 
bjb568
bjb568
> What if we could… And that's why…
 
meagar
meagar
I am barely here
 
bjb568
bjb568
dem grammarz no makes centezes
 
meagar
meagar
Currently moving
Signed on to see how high my unread email count is
... It is very high.
4
 
JonasCz
JonasCz
5:41 PM
i.stack.imgur.com/Rfufb.png It's right there..
 
Undo
Undo
This guy is an awesome speaker.
 
bjb568
bjb568
@JonasCz … you still don't get it?
 
JonasCz
JonasCz
Nope, why ?
It's gone now !
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
Beta navigation breaks links for those without it...
 
JonasCz
JonasCz
You edited ?
 
bjb568
bjb568
5:42 PM
yeah
> private
yeah…
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
Google Photos
@googlephotos
Bringing your photos to life
1 tweets, 389 followers, following 1 users
Watching the follow count... 102... 276... 613...
 
hichris123
hichris123
lol
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
oof
 
hichris123
hichris123
1,104
 
bjb568
bjb568
heh
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
5:45 PM
1371
UGH I MISSED 1337
dammit
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
1753
 
bjb568
bjb568
I'll give a cookie to anyone who gets 65536 in a not-obviously-fake screenshot.
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
@bjb568 fedex plz. send me and email and I'll reply with my mailing address
 
bjb568
bjb568
looks fake
 
rene
rene
Happy there is a hide chat option on that live stream.... better call that hide crap
 
bjb568
bjb568
5:48 PM
@Unihedron go log in to DD, you get cookie
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp-
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
i'm on dd
 
bjb568
bjb568
good
 
JonasCz
JonasCz
 
hichris123
hichris123
You got a software update, Dave.
 
JonasCz
JonasCz
5:49 PM
What does "mods have full access to this room" mean in the tooltip ?
 
Undo
Undo
it's a gallery room
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
i want my cookie
@Mooseman fake
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@Unihedron It's still at ~2k. Once it hits 66k I can post this and nobody will know. >:D
 
bjb568
bjb568
@Unihedron go log in to some other site
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
5:50 PM
@bjb568 DAMMIT I WANT AN EDIBLE COOKIE
c'mon :(
 
Undo
Undo
you could print it out and eat it
 
bjb568
bjb568
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
Again, ignoring Windows Phone... (Google Photos)
 
hichris123
hichris123
@Mooseman More like "ignoring the 1%".
 
bjb568
bjb568
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
5:54 PM
@bjb568 saw it two days ago :D
 
bjb568
bjb568
yay
Why does she think the "majority" of smartphone sales will be android?
 
Mooseman
Mooseman
@hichris123 2.34%
 
bjb568
bjb568
eww
 
Unihedron
Unihedron
GUIZE I'm a Guru on MSO!
[badge]
 
SmokeDetector
SmokeDetector
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, bad keyword in title, phone number detected: 1 888 278 0751 Hotmail customer service phone number by natasha123 on meta.stackexchange.com
 
Jan Dvorak
Jan Dvorak
5:59 PM
@SmokeDetector gone
 
hichris123
hichris123
@Mooseman Why... do I not trust that?
 
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