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Q: Code Review — Top User Swag!

JNatIf your name is on the first two pages of this page you'll be hearing from me soon... but that's good news! this time We want to send you a little care package, as a token of our appreciation for being awesome and making this site the success it has become! Inside this little box, you'll find: A...

 
lol
you getting?
Swears at CF first
 
yeah, I'm middle of 2nd page
 
3:11 PM
@Quill congrats! What you choose?
 
uh you get all of them...
 
Well night!
 
oh, lol, thought you get to choose
 
@unikitty night
 
@UNIKITTY2.0 sleep tight!
What will you do with the rubber duck, @Quill?
 
3:15 PM
sit it on my desk, I guess
ask it Java questions
 
hmm.. @Quill off topic note - 2016 Winterbash will begin (hopefully) in 11 months or so.
You might win it too, but that's still not sure.
 
lol thanks
 
!!/hats
 
@ShadowWizard Winterbash is over. :(
 
When will Smoky begin counting again? @Pro
 
3:17 PM
When we know the dates of next WB?
 
oh. Makes some sense.
But we weren't sure about the exact date this year when it started counting, no?
It was a wise guess as far as I remember
 
there was a countdown on the page
 
I don't remember when we started counting for past WB.
Anyway I'm not going to add a counter when it's not certain yet. :P
 
I think @Norm did. Hey, why isn't he pingable??
 
Because he hasn't posted here recently, duh. :P
 
3:22 PM

Winterbash 2015 Smoky Countdown begins

Nov 20 '15 at 3:22, 34 minutes total – 9 messages, 5 users, 11 stars

Bookmarked 6 secs ago by Shadow Wizard

 
He gave up on us
 
@rene well, at least he keeps his zombie chat account.... ;)
Orphan is better word though, as it got no parent account
huh, OP approved my edit. Yay!
 
Sorry for the interruption, but how could we help this user?
@DamkerngT. I don't understand why I can't sign up. It is said English Language Learner Stack exchange requires external java script from another domain, which is blocked and failed to load.student 3 mins ago
 
@DamkerngT. posted a comment. Those are usually tricky, as it's not on SE side, but on the user's end.
 
@DamkerngT. Load their Javascript for them? O_O
 
3:28 PM
Maybe their browser doesn't allow cross-site scripting?
 
@DamkerngT. there's no such thing to begin with in SE.
They're using plain AJAX, if anything.
 
@ShadowWizard Got it! Thanks for the comment over there!
 
No problem! :)
 
@DamkerngT. I left another comment with a link to what is supported/needs to work
 
3:33 PM
@rene Thanks!
Oh, that's a very good meta post!
 
Yeah, it might a bit technical though
 
@bluefeet hey, I got a pending flag on this question for two weeks now... any chance to put an end to its misery? Even decline, not that important for me. :)
 
She tramples on you, will that do?
 
@rene she's too light for trample, so I'm not worried.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: actionscript 3 transfer from one scene to another by yee on stackoverflow.com
 
3:42 PM
sd k
 
@ShadowWizard well there isn't a shrug reason to get rid of a flag and investigating it isn't a huge priority at this moment so it will probably just sit until someone has time to review it again :P
Oh and I'll hurt you if I trample you!
 
@bluefeet holding breath for another 6-8 weeks
 
^^
 
I think I made a mistake here, my last hours have started:
I will be deleted at 03:00 UTC when the clean-up script runs — rene 10 mins ago
 
@ShadowWizard good idea
 
3:45 PM
@rene lol!!
 
regarding 6-8 weeks what is with the swag? I got a mail at 2015-09-18; the swag was send out end of October let's say second November that means that the transport takes more then 10 weeks I am confused^^
 
@rekire create account on Code Review, reach top 72 users, and maybe you'll get swag next year.
 
or go for a site that is nearly out of beta
like PPCG
 
I would say I am not impatient, but this long time is confusing me
 
@rekire you can do what I usually do: expect the worst, and be surprised if anything better happens. :)
 
3:56 PM
it's better to always be pleasantly surprised than always disappointed
 
I do :) I just remember that everytime when I read this 6-8 weeks joke
 
When I was told I won a T-shirt I really didn't expect it to arrive. And was really surprised when it did. Profit. :)
@rekire huh, I see. 6-8 is quite popular on MSE and over here....
 
bye guys I have to go
 
wait, @rekire are you talking about this swag?
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A: Where's my swag?

Tim PostWe just, as in last week, got the last round of corrections and stragglers that contributed but hadn't filled out their details so we could compile everything and send it off to our warehouse to be shipped. Normally, we simply send off orders one-by-one as they come in, but due to the number of p...

 
yep
 
4:00 PM
It says ~2 weeks and edited in December 31 so it means it should arrive in ~8 days.
 
wow I missed that update
I will inform you^^
 
Cheers!
 
Pops on January 6, 2016
Stack Exchange Winter Bash 2015 wrap-up
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: What does it mean when a party has a mandate? by Rusty Shackleford on politics.stackexchange.com
 
@Pops Thank you very much for WinterBash 2015, it was an absolutely fantastic event and surely would've been anywhere near so without your insomniac traits dedication.
11
 
4:08 PM
@Jas @Inf Pin plz ^
 
(can you not use a countdown that is very slow to count with requestAnimationFrame next time though please - caveat of canvas is that it won't work when you tab out)
 
@balpha for future reference^
He had the WB page, IIRC
 
either that, or make sure to check the time between requestAnimationFrame so the timer actually continues (using interpolation) when the page is tabbed back in
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Why College Sucks? by Pordo on academia.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
 
4:11 PM
@SmokeDetector wtf
definitely spam
 
uh dude that's a bot
 
@Quill ye, which is why I flagged as spam
 
@Quill Thank you! Congrats again. Your tub will live on forever....
 
~roll titanic music
 
@Pops why the first pic doesn't say who is the user? Is this on purpose?
The rest also include the name...
 
4:23 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: How to check if number is bit palindrome or not by Lainoto99 on stackoverflow.com
 
No reason. And not all of the others have names, if you read the entire post. That screenshot came directly from him, right here, at the beginning of the event. Most (but not all) of the other ones were taken by me.
Also I did get your mail, it's starred for a reply, just didn't look like something that was "immediate on fire" priority.
 
4:37 PM
@SmokeDetector k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Put your comment on my post. Put your comment at my post by aja on ell.stackexchange.com (@Unihedron @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.)
 
@SmokeDetector (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
@SmokeDetector k
 
5:00 PM
Today's xkcd comic (Judgment Day):
 
smokey is still not detecting Krojam ?
 
What's Krojam?
 
take a look here: krojamcleaner.com
they used it now with krojam cleaner
 
@rene That's sad to hear. Do we need to rise up against Roomba?
 
Hey @ProgramFOX does Smokey store statistics, like true and false counts?
 
5:07 PM
@bummi Hmm, so "Krojan" as bad keyword?
 
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. If you feel it is worth keeping me ....
 
@ProgramFOX Bad site and bad keyword.
 
I think so, you took a look on this site :/
 
@rene If I don't?
 
@ProgramFOX what is black magic in *?
 
5:08 PM
But I have to. Flowers make life more beautiful.
 
@Quill Black magic spam.
There was a big wave of that a while ago.
 
@Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. use the contact link then to prevent my deletion ...
 
@ProgramFOX Does moon affect spam waves? O_o
@rene We need Shog instead.
@ProgramFOX So the green ones are tpu or fpu?
 
green = tp
 
O_O
Black magic in username is more effective than that.
 
5:13 PM
> Number caught: 1
 
But I remember two. :P
 
Link or it didn't happen. :P
 
good night
 
night!
 
night!
 
5:18 PM
night!
 
5:46 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in body: Matrix Determinant using recurssive function by Antonia Daniela on stackoverflow.com
 
6:41 PM
user image
2
nod
 
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[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: is there such a thing as a 2 dimensional life form? by Lance Garand on physics.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, offensive answer detected: On how many computers can you install the retail version of Windows 8? by hghgdaaghfjghjsfhg on superuser.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Retrieving data from Parse.com (Swift) by PinkShadow00 on stackoverflow.com
 
@SmokeDetector k
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer, pattern-matching website in answer: What is a good website to hack around using Selenium? by user15940 on sqa.stackexchange.com
 
sd k
 
7:13 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Wanted: additional quiz features in Python by liverpool.qa on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Shortened URL in answer: Google not indexing my ajax hashbang urls by Mike on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Pattern-matching website in answer: Best way to practice Selenium by user5754017 on stackoverflow.com
 
7:27 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: how to make a td a link by Michael the minecraft lover on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: How to show services n sub services ? by user86175 on wordpress.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link following arrow in body: How to add Subscribe button under embedded youtube videos? by Vel Louise on stackoverflow.com
 
7:53 PM
@SmokeDetector That's a new one.
 
8:03 PM
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Q: I want to buy an existing business but don't have money for a down payment, do I have any options?

Chrischelle LewisThe business I'm interested has been owner/operated from the same man for 21 years and he just wants to retire. The business isn't dying or anything, he's just ready to pass the torch. He wants 100k for the building (which is valued at 131k) and 100k for the business and all its inventory. Most b...

That looks like it might actually be migratable to Personal Finance & Money.
 
@SmokeDetector Where's the spam there? (cc @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ.)
 
9:16 PM
@odnU Is "link following arrow" unclear? It's just a pattern.
 
9:26 PM
Oh, okay
 
you would expect that Undo knows how it works ...
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer, repeating characters in answer: MIT License - Dual Authors by Lightness Races in Orbit on programmers.stackexchange.com
 
@rene such are dogs…
 
Sure, but you are biased ...
So tempted to blacklist LRiO ...
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9:47 PM
@rene I just run it, I have no idea what it does anymore :P
 
The next PR will turn Smokey in a spammer ....
 
:D
 
Jan 20 '15 at 17:37, by bjb568
Hmmh, tylenol tastes better when inside jumbo marshmallow.
bjb's wisdom of the day ^
 
@bjb568 Looks more like the wisdom of not quite a year ago.
 
9:55 PM
That too.
 
man, wisdom has a weird timeframe
 
10:17 PM
@Doorknob @ShadowWizard did you guys get one of these emails?
 
yes
 
\o/
 
10:33 PM
Nuuuuuuu
I haz skewl
 
10:54 PM
Hooray?
 
@Quill nope :(
Maybe @animuson didn't like my stories so the "at least 30" rule didn't apply.
 
probably just has't got around to it yet
I only got mine 3 hours ago
 
meh
(never really expected to win, posted just for fun)
 
user202362
11:33 PM
I like the part where the t-shirt they have only available in small, XL & XLL :p
 
user202362
so does any of those fit you?
 
yeah, I'm good
 
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