You can not iron on a boat.
You will not, iron, with a goat.
You will not iron in the rain.
You will not iron on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You don't be silly!
You do not iron in a box.
You do not iron with a fox.
You shall not iron in a house.
You shall not iron with a mouse.
You shall not iron here or there.
You shall not iron ANYWHERE!