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9:00 AM
@ShadowWizard ok, I will go and start preparing the goodbye party, since knowing Shog the reaction to the above will be pretty destructive
 
@SPArchaeologist yay party!
 
@SPArchaeologist true... for me chocolate muffin please?
 
@SmokeDetector tpu
 
@ShadowWizard Blacklisted user.
 
9:10 AM
sd tpu-
 
@ShadowWizard [:3671648] That message is not a report.
 
1 min ago, by SmokeDetector
@ShadowWizard Blacklisted user.
 
@SmokeDetector tpu spam
 
@ShadowWizard Blacklisted user and registered question as true positive: added title to the Bayesian doctype 'bad'.
 
9:11 AM
@ProgramFOX shouldn't those be ignored with the sd command?
 
@ShadowWizard No, the shortcut commands can be applied to all types of Smokey's messages. So you can also do sd delete on a non-report.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Balancing Words by shehzad on codegolf.stackexchange.com
 
sd tpu-
 
sd gone
 
@Pro can we use sd to mark a specific message as tpu etc?
or just go back [x] messages?
 
9:15 AM
To skip 3 (for example) messages, use 3 - signs: sd - - - tpu.
Or sd 3- tpu
 
@ProgramFOX but what about letting us write explicit ID?
 
@ShadowWizard Why? Then a reply is easier.
 
e.g. now I want to tell it "ignore" over this
 
@SmokeDetector ignore
 
@ProgramFOX Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
9:16 AM
@ShadowWizard ^ there
 
lol, but it's not elegant
 
@ShadowWizard You don't have to click the reply button, you can manually type the ID like :<ID> command.
 
yup
So the sd only come to replace the !// syntax?
 
No, sd replaces replies. The !!/ syntax isn't replaced by sd.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: how does it work Megatropin? by zonlyjekany on drupal.stackexchange.com
 
9:27 AM
sd tpu-
 
blacklist candidate multipelife.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: WT IS ONLINE TERADATA TRAINING? by rakul123 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Crevalor After reading this article, you should be by goss urva on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in body: Instagramm API "tags/{tag-name}/media/recent" by 이새라 on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user, email in answer: Where to report malicious URLs, phishing, and malicious web sites? by account novancca on security.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Top Tips For Building Muscles by davidstutes on askubuntu.com
 
@SmokeDetector sd fp
 
9:59 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body, blacklisted website in body, link at end of body: Elevated testosterone levels by uxozyjagy on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: 5 Simple Facts About xtra booster Explained by William Mehta on meta.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: HIGH FUEL CONSUMPTION by Fisayo Oladunjoye on meta.stackexchange.com
 
10:32 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted website in body: How Provides you with a firm and strong built overall? by rayhmayfield on stackoverflow.com
 
.... Why in the name of Celestia.....
please, guys, we must open a "Spamming hall of fame" message room. This one deserves it
Has anyone read the last lines of the message??
Basically:
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Korean character in body: Instagramm API "tags/{tag-name}/media/recent" by 이새라 on stackoverflow.com
 
"I haven't bought this product because based on my research it shouldn't be really useful but since it seem cheap here is the link in case you want to try"
^ this is epic
it goes beyond mere spamming
it is a form of art
Wait... I misread the last line.... Not only it say that he think some of the components aren't useful, he also states that he feel it is a "Free" trial , quotes included. So basically he is stating that he feels there is some sort of fraud too.
this is even better.
@ShadowWizard what was the best deleted SO nonsense site url again?
seem to remember it was on tumblr?
 
10:51 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: Error running Maven classworlds-1.1.pom.lastUpdated corrupted by ArnaudTheDevelopper on stackoverflow.com
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: How to have copy paste 1 copy paste 2? by Lee Ying Esale on android.stackexchange.com
 
(I wonder why the small version of Pra avatar continues to remind me of Zell Dincht)
(must be the hair)
 
@SPArchaeologist wait ... that's not a pony ... are you okay?
 
@Bart He isn't?
 
11:05 AM
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: USING MODULUS OPERATOR IN A SEGMENT TREE by user5093351 on stackoverflow.com
 
I should have known
 
Yep, you should have :P
 
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: SABER O NOME DO OBJETO EM JSON by Furlan on pt.stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: How to set keyboard for numeric passcode by Jerrybb on stackoverflow.com
 
@SPArchaeologist mine?
 
@PraxisAshelin yep
but don't worry. I'm mad
 
11:14 AM
well his haircut looks alike
 
So ... wait ... @bjb568 and @InfiniteRecursion are one and the same split personality? meta.stackoverflow.com/users/75500/shimmy
 
@SPArchaeologist don't remember... was it posted here?
 
@ShadowWizard seem to remember it was
 
@SPArchaeologist oh I remember it..
thinks hard
damnit, SO has such good SEO that any google results land on it
 
@Bart wrong color.
 
11:19 AM
@SPArchaeologist disguise
 
silly me, not thinking of that.
 
Hahaha, the Writers meta one is great. Tavern represented.
 
1
Reddit

Proposed Q&A site for redditors and the like.

Currently in definition.

 
@PraxisAshelin wow, you have it bookmarked? :D
 
11:28 AM
@PraxisAshelin thanks
41
Paranormal

Proposed Q&A site for paranormal believers - Psionics:Psychokinesis/Telekinesis; ESP:Telepathy/Astral/Lucid/RV/NDE/OBE; Energy:Meditation/Consciousness; Magic:Occult/Healing/Reiki/Crystals/Runes/Rituals/Exorcism); ET:Aliens/UFO; Metaphysical:Ghosts, etc.

Currently in definition.

 
@SPArchaeologist Yes?
 
currently hosting pearls like
Is telepathy limited by the speed of light?
 
How strong does sunblock need to be in order to allow a vampire to go out in the sun?
If I were to go on a date with a ghost, who should pay for the bill?
 
@ShadowWizard went looking in my history
 
@Pro why screenshot.net is blacklisted? It's just for hosting... screenshots. No?
 
and for the weekly "how to injury yourself SE style", directly from LE, how to cut a battery to lit a candle!
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A: How to light a candle without a lighter or a match

subjectivistI did a Google search for "battery paperclip fire" finding many entries one of which is >> here Take an AA, AAA, C, or D size battery. With a knife cut the circumference of the battery at the negative terminal one-sixteenth of an inch from the end, remove the covering, and expose the terminal. W...

 
[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: LPD6803 RGB LED Strip with an Arduino by user80596 on electronics.stackexchange.com
 
@SPArchaeologist can't we just rename that site to "bullshit questions I made up for my amusement"? Though perhaps that's not as snappy a title.
 
Hallo
 
11:48 AM
@ShadowWizard I'm looking at it.
 
Hiya @bjb568
 
Hiya!
 
12 hours ago, by 1999
@SmokeDetector fp- screenshot.net is related to spammers apowersoft, but this is someone using their product. I'll reupload the images, though.
@ShadowWizard ^ that's why
 
@Bart I think Self injury for dummies is better
 
@ProgramFOX but if users are also using it properly, don't think it's good idea to have it blacklisted.
 
11:55 AM
There haven't been very many FPs, though.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Nested quote blocks in body: Ошибка запуска Apache в Windows 8.1 by Andrew on ru.stackoverflow.com
 
12:05 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How to make a ruler with logarithmic divisions? by Hedinn on tex.stackexchange.com
 
12:19 PM
I won't post the translation here, but: gaming.stackexchange.com/a/227144/93824
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How to cut video with FFmpeg C API by Quazi Mahbubur Rahman on stackoverflow.com
 
^ courtesy of Arqade. They were pretty fond of the idea
 
Hello @AndrewT.
 
12:36 PM
 
hello @Unik
 
opensource.SE has public released, Where/What are on-topic?
 
stupid question, but how do I resize and centre an image in my profile
 
@santiago you can use use "&nbsp;" for spacing
 
@SPArchaeologist :D
 
12:43 PM
okay, but how do I resize an image?
 
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;test
arrrgh
 
I think you should upload a resized image (by using image editing software like GIMP)
 
@UniKitty you'll have to wrap that in <gullible> tags for it to work in chat.
 
@Bart err example?
like this
@Bart nonsense
 
okay, thank you - one final thing, what is the scale possible for the profile bo, so there would be no scrolling
 
12:46 PM
@SPArchaeologist, just don't show the TSA that video ;-)
 
@UniKitty you have just made my day
 
@Bart nooo :(
HA!
 
@UniKitty ahw ...
 
there is no danger in using '&nbsp;' is there?
 
@Bart Hehehe the powers of deleting
 
12:52 PM
:D
 
@Bart nooooo
 
okay, I'll figure it out, sorry for interrupting
 
Hey @rene
 
Hey
@Undo in case you missed it, I recall you have a trick that is needed here
 
Hello @KevinBrown
Hello @bummi
 
1:06 PM
@UniKitty Hello :)
 
Hey, did anyone notice? recently the feature which fades in low-score answers was rolled out.
Though it's buggy.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in title: please help meeeeeeeeeee. I need help for Java script by hadi on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: R-Leaflet: Plotted points on wrong country by nevin krishna on gis.stackexchange.com
 
@nicael wasn't it always like that?
Wait...what did I do that @SmokeDetector decided it is my fault and most of all, who starred that?
I think I wasn't even in the room at that time....
 
@rene whistles innocently
 
1:17 PM
Eh, I mean if you hover the low-score answer which is faded out (this hasn't changed), it's faded in (it has recently brought into life), @rene
 
@UniKitty You need more rep. Someone with >= 2K edited at the same time as you
 
@Andy I know, thats why sigh
 
all my recent edits are rejected. Because of that
@rene crackz
 
@nicael Ah, yeah, not bad and works on IE11
 
1:24 PM
wut you no work
@DroidDev after 6 days, your coffee cooled down
 
@rene flagged. Stop being an online bully!
 
@Bart why?
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: Do I need both a UK visa and a Schengen visa? by user31563 on travel.stackexchange.com
 
@Bart I was just getting the hang of it ...
 
:D
 
1:30 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive answer detected: Cleaning orphaned files out of GridFS by Abdullah Jahangir on stackoverflow.com
 
^ rude/abusive
 
@Bart I used custom flag to get immediate attention. And the user will be nuked
 
@UniKitty that is a waste of your flag and a waste of mod time
 
@UniKitty, a custom flag is a waste of time, six regular offensive will nuke it
 
.. and don't comment
 
@rene I know but he needs to go
 
Trolls love comments
 
@Bart I still don't learn but I will not comment
 
@SmokeDetector tpu-
 
whoot found bugz
 
1:35 PM
Btw, that user has posted another answer which is a straight copy.
Ah, user gone
 
that ^^
 
Thanks Brad
 
@Bart which user?
 
interesting:
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A: Is the dupehammer (Mjölnir) still being evaluated, and if so, what is the current outcome?

Tim PostIt's something we're always going to continue to keep an eye on, because it is quite a bit of power to wield. It's working very well in the hands of people that currently have the ability. That said, we're calling it a resounding success. While I have questioned the choice of duplicates in som...

 
1:36 PM
no, the previous one
 
Focus @UniKitty, focus
 
@Bart the swear one?
 
Yup
 
WELL
-2
A: How to cut video with FFmpeg C API

Quazi Mahbubur RahmanWhen I was trying to compile convert function from my Tizen Compiler, the below Errors are shown. Please help me to CUT & CONVERT a Video File [e.g, MP4/AVI/FLV/WMV/MPG etc.] properly. 07:32:26 **** Incremental Build of configuration Debug for project TizenVideoEditor **** make --eval=SHELL=cmd ...

 
1:48 PM
wut
 
@UniKitty thanks!!!!
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body, repeating characters in title, title has only one unique char: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa by Gray on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: VBA CODE FOR CURRENCY CONVENTION by YADHURAJ MAGESHKUMAR on stackoverflow.com
 
 
@Undo again?
 
@UniKitty hrm?
 
1:52 PM
@Undo You're still getting those emails from that guy?
 
Oh, yeah
he's irritated with me because I told him I was wealthy then I told him I only have seven dollars in my hacking budget this year
he wanted 1700, then he backed down to a more reasonable 55. Still won't take 7.
 
@Undo so now he will threaten to hack your bank account?
 
@UniKitty Probably. This is gonna be fun >:D
(that is going to be hard, primarily because I don't have one.)
 
@Undo Flags as "someone is trying to hack my bank account, trash him plz"
 
I think I'm going to blow my cover and lecture him about spamming sites and how many peoples' time he wastes.
 
1:56 PM
I missed something. What's going on? Sounds interesting.
 
@Andy that guy again
 
5 mins ago, by Undo
user image
(@Doorknob)
This is the idiot that was spamming everything a while back
the one I emailed
He's unhappy because I only have seven dollars in my hacking budget
 
@Undo start an indiegogo campaign to fund your hacking explicitly mentioning the hacker :p
(no, don't do that. Just kidding)
 
@undo vandalizer got suspended: stackoverflow.com/users/3552928/gray
 
@PatrickHofman saw it
 
2:05 PM
@Undo did you notify another mod?
 
@PatrickHofman standard custom flag
I didn't ping anyone, no
 
Then the mods got faster :) handled in just a few minutes!
 
Sigh, I already reversed his edits before
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in title: Travel to America with UK Passport with FCO or IPS on it by Tracey on travel.stackexchange.com
 
I've got to add Matlab to my ignored tags.
 
2:12 PM
Consider writing a script to ignore all tags....and then start white-listing...
 
@PatrickHofman well, there are automatic flags for rollback wars
 
@ShadowWizard Of course. Missed that. Thanks for the heads up
 
@Bart now I wonder how much money would a "I want to hack Facebook" kickstarter would raise
 
0
A: How to purge chat messages?

UndoAssuming you're a moderator on chat - the following doesn't work for mortals: Get an extension for your browser (all the instructions here are for Chrome, though it's possible in other browsers) that lets you fake post requests - I like Postman. Get your chat fkey: Go to any chatroom on chat....

 
> the following doesn't work for mortals
I'm offended!
 
2:25 PM
@PraxisAshelin don't be
 
Cthulhu burns in rage!
 
@PraxisAshelin look all, it's a mortal!
 
@Bart bursts into tears and runs away through the door, screaming "Bart no bakaaa!"
 
let's see...
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@ShadowWizard MOAR DIRT ON MY SCREEN?
 
2:28 PM
huh, it's spreading
 
@ShadowWizard like butter on toast?
 
@PraxisAshelin yes but only if the toast is hot
 
@ShadowWizard your toast is so hot
 
@Braiam get a room you two.
 
@Bart lets make a room!
 
2:31 PM
lol
 
I won't cheat on @Exp though
he'll get mad
 
@ShadowWizard what now? More trash bins?
 
@UniKitty hmm? where?
 
@ShadowWizard that room
 
2:32 PM
@UniKitty O_o
 
@UniKitty can't throw room to trash can
it will just freeze slowly
 
you are a sadist @sha
 
@Braiam me? why? sobbing
 
@ShadowWizard DON'T
 
> They only felt that his words were mysteriously profound and incomparably awesome
when someone is speaking so much BS you can get this impression ^
 
2:36 PM
cough Coelho cough
 
@UniKitty huh? don't what? sob?
 
@ShadowWizard yep
 
@UniKitty but... I like sobbing!
 
@ShadowWizard Suck it up and stop or detention
 
locking @UniKitty in a closet and running away
 
2:45 PM
@ShadowWizard uses super jaws and breaks down closet doors
chases after @ShadowWizard
 
easy! vanishes into the shadows. @Sha is never to be found again
 
@PraxisAshelin wouldn't that translate in "The stupid of Bart"?
 
user259867
The deluge of really poor answers on travel.se continues... wish I had 125 rep there.
 
@SPArchaeologist somewhat
 
user259867
2:49 PM
@SmokeDetector tpu - easydatafeed
 
@1999 Blacklisted user.
 
@SPArchaeologist sometimes, no can be a quality the subject possess
so, it can be also translated/interpreted as "Bart is an idiot"
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector gone
 
@Braiam rude but accurate
 
@Braiam "mahou no tobira" is "A magical door", Mahou begin "Magic". Based on that... wouldn't that be "baka no Bart" since baka is the quality of Bart and not the opposite?
 
2:55 PM
sd gone-
 
user259867
These setup questions managed to sneak by because the tag is [ajax]... not easy to monitor in that tag.
 
also, wasn't it established by the Tsundere archetype that "baka" should always be shout three times in rapid sequence?
 
@SPArchaeologist that's only Shana
 
3:05 PM
@Braiam And Taiga. And Cirno. And Akane.... and pretty any other :P
It is so overused, they titled a Vocaloid song "Triple Baka"
 
@SPArchaeologist Shana is the oldest reference I know of
 
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A: VBA CODE FOR CURRENCY CONVENTION

YADHURAJ MAGESHKUMAR Sub Demo() Dim rng As Range, i As Integer Set rng = Range("A1", "A5") i = 1 Do Until i > rng.Rows.Count With Range("D1") If .Value = "" Then .Value = rng.Range("A" & i) Else .Value = .Value & "OR" & rng.Range("A" & i) End If End W...

 
at least with repeating the same word (Shana was urusai, urusai, urusai)
 
> Usually seen in the idiomatic phrase "<name> no baka!", which is a favorite of Tsunderes across Japan - from TV Tropes
(I think I was late to the discussion)
 
3:21 PM
@AndrewT. then the actual intent in the phrase is even better because it doesn't mean that stupidity is a trait of <name>, but that <name> is a trait of the stupidity as a whole. Meaning not that you are stupid, but that actually that stupidity is defined by begin you.
That is just great.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector tpu- easydatafeed, also someone upvoted the seed question...
 
Another "answer" from same user: stackoverflow.com/a/31296926/1599751
 
user259867
> 5 Ways to Motivate Employees that Won't Break the Bank: bit.ly/1D08GaY via @UndercoverRec pic.twitter.com/ox64AkMOLE -- StackCareersUK at 3:35 AM - 8 Jul 2015 via Twitter
 
user259867
I don't understand how the awkward pastry situation on the picture is motivating
 
3:36 PM
Huh…
 
user259867
> So....can we [status-decline] the #stackexchange Windows Phone app requests now? -- Nick Craver at 8:30 AM - 8 Jul 2015 via Twitter
 
@1999, yeah that sucks but 1, 2 & 5 are OK.
 
I want some good bacon sandwiches, cafeteria food sucks.
 
user259867
cats these days are spoiled
 
This is a serious question, would anyone in the USA seriously applause someone during some sort of team meeting?
 
3:41 PM
No
t me
 
Good, that would be too wierd
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp- ed
 
user259867
@PeterJ Standard practice for seminars/colloquia at universities, if those count as team meetings.
 
user259867
But by the time one gets there, one's tolerance for weirdness has been appropriately adjusted.
 
VS2015/the new framework add support for string interpolation?
Th'was about time
 
3:46 PM
 
4:00 PM
Today's xkcd comic (90s Kid):
 
user259867
4:12 PM
In addition to all those LQ answers, Travel gets spammed a bit..
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Rental car insurance - Portugal (EU resident) by Šarlote Lamberte on travel.stackexchange.com
 
^^ I'm heading off but I think travel has some crap going on looking at some recent answers, I assume some sort of attempted voting ring.
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating words in answer: Longest Sentence Where Every Character Pair Repeats $n$ times by Going hamateur on puzzling.stackexchange.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in answer: How to Automate .inf PnP Windows 7 Drivers with Wildcard? by DomW on superuser.com
 
@SmokeDetector ignore-
 
4:38 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: JPA 2.0 @Version column not getting incremented by applix tech on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: TROUBLE WITH TDMA IN C++ by Sam on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: PROC MIXED SYNTAX by jswtraveler on stackoverflow.com
 
user245368
5:02 PM
 
user245368
Should be on CR.Meta.
 
user259867
So much activity in less than 30 minutes: +26, -18, A×3, 3 revisions, 41 comments
 
@1999 Well, it got linked in both the CR and the Programmers chatroom
I'm somewhat stunned it hasn't gotten a site-specific closure yet
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: C# AcessExceptionViolation with Marshal.Copy by Dipodino on stackoverflow.com
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in answer: QCroreApplication QApplication with WMI by user3376063 on stackoverflow.com
 
5:26 PM
@SmokeDetector fp- "black magic"
 
COM is black magic
 
5:38 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: Dual Citizen - Ireland/UK entering Thailand by mark on travel.stackexchange.com
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector fp- my edit bumped it. :/
 
user259867
Working toward 125 on Travel... in fact need more because downvoting answers is expensive.
 
6:00 PM
[ SmokeDetector ] Repeating characters in body: How to correct this str error? by thomas on stackoverflow.com
 
6:22 PM
false positive?
 
Check the revision history, I edited it
 
Ahh, didn't see that
 
user259867
> Just called the New York Sock Exchange. Employee confirmed the shop is still open. pic.twitter.com/0cAcx5E83C -- Evan Weiss at 8:52 AM - 8 Jul 2015 via Twitter [He could have called Stack Exchange instead...]
 
[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported answer: Should one put their Master's thesis online? by Ali Daud on academia.stackexchange.com
 
@1999 HA
Look, if you go all pedantic on me I'm going to smack you with a dead carp. — Will 29 mins ago
 
6:37 PM
I would like to see the contents of the whoopsie skin file. — Won't 9 mins ago
 
user259867
<--- Created a new project by naming it "Posts with typose"
 
6:51 PM
"A conversation can only have up to 400 messages; you have selected 895835."
895835 messages in the Tavern :)
 
Seems Nicael has finally discovered something semi-useful :-D
 
I wonder how many of those messages were by sd
 
needs to be wrapped in a userscript
 
@JanDvorak Nicael needs to be wrapped in a userscript?
Why, so we can induce bugs wherever we visit?
 
Nope. This query needs to be wrapped in a userscript. Nicael needs to be wrapped in saran wrap. Tightly, so he can't escape.
 

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