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8:00 PM
doesn't think jan knows what he's talking about
 
@bjb568 so it means they can screw you
 
@SmokeDetector ignore, example in body
 
@AndrewT. Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.
 
@JanDvorak If a user uses a bad browser and does damage against himself, it's not my problem.
 
@minitech They do with ajax
 
8:00 PM
@JanDvorak How?
 
@bjb568 They'll do damage against you
 
CSRF won't do anything against me, it's against the user. Who I'm not supporting because he's not on Chrome/FF/Safari.
@JanDvorak How?
 
@minitech you can't just reject requests from browsers that bypass SOP
 
Of course not.
 
@bjb568 by sending you custom requests. Much like servers can.
 
8:01 PM
Anything can be spoofed. The point is it's not my problem.
The request has to have authentication to do any damage. The problem with CSRF is if the authentication is for the user, but used against the user's intentions.
 
@JanDvorak Which browsers do that?
 
@JanDvorak Too many kicks and I have to answer a dev...
 
The damage is done to the user and is caused by a bad browser or a bad server processing of it and an attacker.
 
@minitech I think there's a flag for Chromium
 
bjb is a kick-magnet :(
 
8:03 PM
@JanDvorak Well, don’t turn it on
 
@InfiniteRecursion D:
 
I mean, you can’t pass --disable-web-security and expect security
 
Nor can the other side
 
What does that mean?
 
@bjb568 Not abuse, moderation.
 
8:04 PM
A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention. Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word "joke" has a number of synonyms, including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip, jape and jest. To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punch line, i.e., an ending to make it humorous. A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken joke in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example...
 
@yellowantphil :D
@bjb568 You are a joke.
 
really thinks jan doesn't know what he's talking about
 
When was the last time bjb was kicked, @Inf? I think it's time, how about you?
 
Apr 13 at 10:07, by Infinite Recursion
cough kicked cough
 
8:07 PM
:D
 
Has to be approaching a couple years' timeout per kick by now :P
 
Let Shog use his boots this time :D
 
6 mins ago, by bjb568
CSRF won't do anything against me, it's against the user. Who I'm not supporting because he's not on Chrome/FF/Safari.
"not supporting"
Apr 11 at 17:52, by AstroCB
user image
 
:D
 
user259867
8:19 PM
Whom I'm not supporting...
 
Who cares
 
@minitech Apparently a pizza does.
 
There are plenty of English rules (and non-rules) that you mostly don’t have to care about.
Let’s focus on important things instead, like “its”.
 
We really should be able to correct "its" vs. "it's" with code.
 
8:25 PM
@minitech Please note its not me whom entioned that.
 
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Q: Markdown to HTML, yet again

bjb568String.prototype.replaceAll = function(find, replace) { if (typeof find == 'string') return this.split(find).join(replace); var t = this, i, j; while (typeof(i = find.shift()) == 'string' && typeof(j = replace.shift()) == 'string') t = t.replaceAll(i || '', j || ''); return t; }; ...

@Undo bjblang will not be confusing like that
 
its/it's is not confusing
2
 
People sure confuse it a lot for it not being confusing.
 
Nor is who/whom
 
Whom is dead.
 
8:28 PM
no, Who is dead?
:P
 
@bjb568 no
 
Who is neglecting the daily bjb kick?
 
No, that’s who
 
Who*
 
gah, I even thought about it :P
I mean... whatcha talking about?
 
8:31 PM
Now playing: Its Not True – The Whom
 
!kick bjb
Worth a try...
 
Nobody has ranted about my awful code in the CR question ^ yet? :p
 
Anonymous
This whole discussion about AJAX and CORS seems entirely mostly irrelevant to CSRF. o.O
 
Gah I really wish there was a good way to profile PHP without xdebug.
 
use node
 
8:46 PM
@JanDvorak can't. This is an open-source project I'm working on.
 
ugh
well, work on a node project
For example, cough cough cough
 
nah I need to make this faster!
 
have fun!
 
@JeremyBanks Yes. Wait, who mentioned CORS?
 
@bjb568 I just found out we're still using bgcolor. :(
 
8:51 PM
U WOT
WOT DID U SAY?
I SWER ON ME MUM I'LL FIND YOU
 
@hichris123 Ooh. Which project is this?
 
I... just sigh
 
@minitech jan, in his confusion and misunderstanding
 
@bjb568 Are you sure that wasn’t SOP rather than CORS
 
@minitech It's for a site that does OCR & proofreads it.
@bjb568 I shall fix this.
 
8:53 PM
@minitech related
 
Oh ouch.
2962 matches across 75 files
matches of bgcolor.
 
rm -rf ./
that solves everything
 
Anonymous
@minitech Yeah, it was. Bah. Just woke up my my brain was like "CORS... that's cross-origin-request-security, right?". :P
 
resource sharing
 
@JeremyBanks Yeah, I have to think about it for a bit every time. It seems that CORS is referenced a lot more often than people ever actually need resource sharing…
 
8:56 PM
Should I send X-Frame-Options: SAMEORIGIN?
 
@bjb568 Are you using frames?
 
no
So just block everything?
 
@bjb568 Then use X-Frame-Options: Deny, yes
 
ok
 
9:08 PM
New profile page says I earned Refiner, but it hasn't showed up in my badges yet.
 
badges take forever to update
 
@bjb568 Gold?
 
What?
You're giving me gold?
 
Is it a gold badge, @bjb?
 
6 mins ago, by AstroCB
New profile page says I earned Refiner, but it hasn't showed up in my badges yet.
I AM REPLYING TO THIS
 
9:15 PM
I find it funny bjb can parse his absurd not-at-all-English language but he can't parse most English.
 
user259867
9:37 PM
Detect lowercase I as low quality question ... @scimonster would not like this, I guess
 
@bjb DevDoodle doesn't show up in Google search results at all.
 
Bots are blocked until private beta is over.
 
All I see are your GH repo and WHOIS/DNS sites.
@bjb568 That's what I figured; just FYI in case.
 
<font>?!
 
ugh
 
@hichris123 Not at all odd given his confessed ignorance of the written word.
 
@tchrist He never said he didn't like to read non-fiction...
 
@hichris123 That’s enough.
And he said it with the opposite polarity, which is even worse.
It means he has no literature.
No surprise then that this leads to . . . issues.
 
"issues"
 
Hadn’t you noticed? :)
 
9:54 PM
Perhaps, but "issues" is... quite broad. :P
 
No, not limited to females.
> But none of his tribulations have shaken his affection for fiction. "It allows us to see the world from the point of view of someone else and there has been quite a lot of neurological research that shows reading novels is actually good for you. It embeds you in society and makes you think about other people.
Those count as “issues”.
Note that movies are fiction. Documentaries are non-fiction.
 
meh
 
There comes a point when a child realizes the world is about more than him.
For some children, this comes at age 6 or 7. For other children, it is delayed by a decade or two. And some children die of old age never realizing it.
I don’t expect to change anyone’s locked-down mind about any of this. It’s simply sad.
 
10:17 PM
!bjb I will read fiction.
 
me will reeed fiction. [translated]
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10:38 PM
> To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
Oh never mind. Merely fiction.
 
Do you get much sleep, @tchrist?
 
@hichris123 They’ll be time enough for sleep once I’m dead.
 
I was wondering, is there any real reason that mailto URIs in a tags are allowed, or just because?
 
What do you mean?
Can you show us an example of this?
 
user259867
@hichris123 Who's stalking now? :P
 
user259867
10:42 PM
 
user259867
My graph is about the same. Except I'm less of a morning person, it seems.
 
Mine has clearly defined sleeping patterns. :P
 
@hichris123 I have of late, (but wherefore I know not) lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition; that this goodly frame the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy the air, look you, this brave o'er hanging firmament, this majestical roof, fretted with golden fire: why, it appeareth no other thing to me, than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
 
I assume Shakespeare... yup, Hamlet.
 
The next words are the important ones.
 
10:46 PM
looks it up I haven't read Hamlet yet.
 
user259867
0
Q: Хорошие книги по perl?

Илья МихневичПодскажите книгу по perl.

 
user259867
You'll like the top answer.
 
user259867
Or not.
 
Imgur is borked again.
 
> What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me. No, nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.
 
10:48 PM
 
status-norepro
 
huh.
 
Obviously a safari issue.
 
@hichris123 Pay it no heed: ’tis but fiction. Or not.
 
@hichris123 yea, yea
Just unborked.
 
10:50 PM
@tchrist The irony is that you wrote non-fiction books, not fiction books.
 
I see you have not read them. :)
 
Reading about Perl?!
That belongs to the ages.
 
agêd?
 
Does ᔕᖺᘎᕊ render on Mac, @bjb568?
 
10:57 PM
A: yes.
Now let's check FF for Win.
 
Yup, it renders on FF.
 
@hichris123 and iOS
 
user259867
0
Q: Simple pizza question from hell.

David Morley David has a pizza shop. There are 3 kinds of crust and 6 different toppings he can chose from. If customers can have as many toppings as they'd like but may not order double of one topping, how many different kinds of pizza can he make? Simple enough but I can't figure it out. The answer is ...

 
user259867
Um, I think I'm editing that one.
 
11:09 PM
Whyever for? :)
> Guido Maffeo was castrated when he was six years old and sent to study with the finest singing masters in Naples.
It was the day my grandmother exploded.
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Of all the things that drive men to sea, the most common disaster, I’ve come to learn, is women.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the
 
user259867
To put my username/pic under the question, of course.
 
user259867
I know only 3. :( not much of a reader.
 
I threw in a few unexpectations so nobody would get a perfect score. :)
But I would think most people would get at least 5/10.
If simply through inference.
Some books have strong first lines; others have strong last lines. Some have both. Those are all first lines.
 
user259867
I know, I'll blame the system for overfeeding me with Soviet literature back in the days.
 
Then I hope you got both Russian works.
 
user259867
11:19 PM
Sure, those were not a problem.
 
I especially like this line of his:
> “My private tragedy, which cannot, and indeed should not, be anybody’s concern, is that I had to abandon my natural idiom, my untrammelled, rich, and infinitely docile Russian tongue for a second-rate brand of English, devoid of any of those apparatuses — the baffling mirror, the black velvet backdrop, the implied associations and traditions — which the native illusionist, frac-tails flying, can magically use to transcend the heritage in his own way.”
 
@hichris123 I see it; obviously a bjb issue.
 
issues <<= 1
 
@tchrist That's Nabokov right?
 
Yes.
 
11:25 PM
Bastard. He has some gall given the beauty of his writing.
 
It hurts to read that.
 
2 hours ago, by bjb568
6 mins ago, by AstroCB
New profile page says I earned Refiner, but it hasn't showed up in my badges yet.
Still not there.
 
Patience is a virtue.
 
@tchrist So is caching.
 
> All caching bugs are _________.
 
11:26 PM
LtF open beta April 24
 
Only penguins make me want to use flash.
 
!xkcd find fiction
 
11:31 PM
Then it should be no coincidence that The Book of the New Sun has been called the best science fiction novel of the last century: it contains surely hundreds of unfamiliar words anybody who isn’t Greek and Roman and Spanish won’t know but which are all actual words despite not many being in the OED.
None are invented words.
Excerpt:
> Just as the room of the Inquisitor in Dr. Talos’s play, with its high judicial bench, lurked somewhere at the lowest level of the House Absolute, so we have each of us in the dustiest cellars of our minds a counter at which we strive to repay the debts of the past with the debased currency of the present. At that counter I tendered Cyriaca’s life in payment for Thecla’s.
 
> The Book of the New Sun has been widely analyzed for its deeper meanings; some of these analyses have been published, such as Michael Andre-Driussi's Lexicon Urthus (ISBN 0-9642795-9-2) and Robert Borski's Solar Labyrinth. Wolfe makes extensive use of allegory within the series, as Severian is identified as a Christ/Apollo figure: he is destined to revitalize the Sun and save the Earth while at the same time destroying it
 
Ignore Borski. He’s a nut.
M A-D is good, but incomplete.
You are unlikely to read something as poignant as “we have each of us in the dustiest cellars of our minds a counter at which we strive to repay the debts of the past with the debased currency of the present” in the daily fishwrap.
But hey, it’s only fiction, right?
Doesn’t know nothin’ ’bout bein’ human.
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector del edited
 
user259867
@SmokeDetector delete instead of del?
 
Anonymous
This Kickstarter campaign is using the Stack Exchange icon as a generic icon for forums:
 
Anonymous
11:43 PM
user image
2
 
...and there's the Refiner.
 
THAT WAS NOT A FLAG!!
I hate that. Please accept my humble but fumblefingered apology.
 
93 votes in a day... that is my new record
 

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