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bjb568

12:08 AM

He will forever be Ralf in my heart.

or whatever it was, starting with an R

Raff

josilber

@bjb568 normalhuman.github.io/oldusernames with meta.stackexchange.com/u/259867 gives you the complete set

My history is much more boring =/

CRABOLO

12:24 AM

@bjb568 Rafflesia arnoldii?

bjb568

Yes

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: @#@@#!{{M_Support}}{1_844_231_5378}}Outlook Customer CARe =Outlook Customer Service =Help pHone Number USA HETIING HELP ONE PHON by a deleted user on stackoverflow.com

josilber

Nice -- migrated spam

Awesome Poodles

Yeah, by this guy apparently. Some fellow moderators oughtta edju-macate him. :)

CRABOLO

12:41 AM

cv-plz stackoverflow.com/questions/31650490/…

hichris123

12:56 AM

!!/report ja.stackoverflow.com/questions/17520/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Manually reported question: @#@@#!{{M_Support}}{1_844_231_5378}}Outlook Customer CARe =Outlook Customer Service =Help pHone Number USA HETIING HELP ONE PHON by riya kaur on ja.stackoverflow.com

hichris123

@MiceElf Not having ja.SO is starting to bite us.

Just a bit though.

Andy

@CRABOLO, can you do the review, or are you out of reviews for the day?

I just got it again because I left the queue and came back and am getting the same error

stackoverflow.com/review/low-quality-posts/9809226

DragonLord the Fiery

@Andy CRABOLO is out.

Andy

Someone with reviews try that link then

please

Awesome Poodles

1:07 AM

@Andy I just did. It was an audit, you were supposed to delete.

Andy

Got it on this one too: stackoverflow.com/review/low-quality-posts/9809224

Awesome Poodles

Ditto. It too was an audit.

Andy

Heh. Well, that makes my audits really easy then

Awesome Poodles

Good. So go here:

-5

Q: @#@@#!{{M_Support}}{1_844_231_5378}}Outlook Customer CARe =Outlook Customer Service =Help pHone Number USA HETIING HELP ONE PHON

@#@@#!{{M_Support}}{1_844_231_5378}}Outlook Customer CARe =Outlook Customer Service =Help pHone Number USA HETIING HELP ONE PHON Microsoft Outlook or MS Outlook is the one of the best email client that allows users to connect with their contact list proficiently, store contact data, and their sch...

android-support-library

and flag as spam.

Andy

I don't have a ja.so account

Awesome Poodles

1:10 AM

It's fun using Japanese links to join and flag!

@Andy You can "Join" in 2 or 3 easy clicks. Same as any other SE site.

It's super easy because you already have an SE profile.

bjb568

Awesome Poodles

That's the one.

bjb568

1:24 AM

Humph, <script defer="defer" src="…"></script> is working on FF, but not Safari and Chrome using XHTML. Works in all with HTML

user202362

SE style question and answer site isn't very good for discussion kind of questions

user202362

someone is trying to restart smoky?

bjb568

0

Q: Enable peek/pop on links in XHTML pages

On iPhone 6 and 6S, 3D touching on a link will open a preview of the page, and pressing harder will open the page. This works for pages parsed as HTML. But a simple page like this: <!DOCTYPE html> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en"> <head> <meta name="viewport"...

html hyperlink xhtml 3dtouch

Browsers go borky with XHTML :(

Awesome Poodles

1:43 AM

!!/status !!/alive

SmokeDetector

@AwesomePoodles Running since 01:30:11 UTC (13 minutes)

user202362

I need to visit & post questions on new SE sites more often, I get more view per question there. SO questions and answers might get you more reps, but it has less views on average ...

Undo

2:10 AM

Are timestamps nonexistent on Quora?

Oh wait there they are

user202362

Is quora like facebook, I am hit on with log in on their front page

Undo

There's a trick for getting past that, but I don't care enough about Quora to remember it

2

bjb568

Trick: Don't use Quora.

user202362

I am thinking of joining reddit, just in case, you know, things turns sour on SE ...

bjb568

hehe he he hehehehehe

A+ contingency plan

user202362

2:19 AM

:p

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Blacklisted user: HTML remove element from tab index by Matt on stackoverflow.com

Awesome Poodles

@SmokeDetector fp

SmokeDetector

@AwesomePoodles Registered answer as false positive.

DragonLord the Fiery

sd why>

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery [:4073972] That's not a report.

DragonLord the Fiery

2:26 AM

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@DragonLordtheFiery There is no why data for that post (anymore).

user202362

2:56 AM

my iphone seems to be hacked again

user202362

Touch screen is not responding

user202362

so I went on and deleted find my iphone profile and the phone is working again

user202362

f*cking dumb apple forcing people to use icloud

user202362

without any reliable technology to secure it

user202362

I do not want to use icloud, never wanted to use it

user202362

3:00 AM

f*cking piece of sh!t apple

DragonLord the Fiery

lol

user202362

my iphone told me it's hacked

user202362

unfortunately apple is not going to refund me

CRABOLO

are iphones even chicken beak proof

bjb568

…

how does that even

user202362

3:10 AM

bjb568

3:24 AM

@chmod711telkitty that's a find my iPhone message…

Does somebody else have access to your iCloud account or something?

user202362

nope

user202362

I hope not

user202362

I am rushing to an apple store

user202362

luckily there is one nearby

user202362

but I also have dinner appointment and need to do something before that

user202362

3:26 AM

I got to rush

bjb568

Well, a Find my iPhone message that you haven't initiated yourself that says "hacked" smells like a hacker.

If it's hacked, then all you need to do is reset your iCloud password…

SmokeDetector

3:49 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Who is allowed to invite people to a Minecraft Realm? by DEAMONSSSSSSS on gaming.stackexchange.com

[ SmokeDetector ] Few unique characters in answer: Задача на сортировку байтового массива в Java by буль on ru.stackoverflow.com

DragonLord the Fiery

sd trueu-

@SmokeDetector trueu-

Awesome Poodles

Would a post that literally translates only as "bla bla bla" (repeated several times) constitute spam?

user163250

@AwesomePoodles technically, no. Flag as NAA.

user163250

Or abusive, even...

user163250

Hmm, not really sure what the policy about that is...

user163250

3:58 AM

If you're intentionally posting nonsense as an answer, then I guess that could be considered abusive behavior.

user163250

I'm flagging for abuse.

Awesome Poodles

Thanks. Flagged as NAA. (I think. Praise be to online translators.)

user163250

This is really odd,

user163250

The details are in English.

Awesome Poodles

4:01 AM

Some are, some aren't. I'm sure there's a bugrep somewhere...

user163250

0

A: Задача на сортировку байтового массива в Java

Задача решена, вопрос более не актуален.

user163250

> The problem is solved, the issue is no longer relevant.

user163250

Also NAA, by the way...

Awesome Poodles

@Cupcake I noticed a few other "furrin" sites are the same, such as the Japanese SO. I now wonder if this is on purpose to help Smokey users and similar cross-site flaggers?

SmokeDetector

4:16 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: 1x decking wood by charlie byrd on diy.stackexchange.com

DragonLord the Fiery

4:44 AM

sd false-

user163250

5:14 AM

@AwesomePoodles there's no way it's on purpose. The non-English SOs are supposed to serve users who are unable or unwilling to communicate with English. They are the target demographic, not us.

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] URL in title: http://naturalsmaleenhancement.com/adderum/ by williejmcghee on drupal.stackexchange.com

Awesome Poodles

5:37 AM

@Cupcake Very well. Then kindly upvote this... :P

0

Q: On non-English sites, Flagging dialogs use a mix of English and the native language

Currently, there seem to be 4 Stack Exchange sites that are hosted completely in another language (Portuguese SO, Japanese SO, Russian SO, and Russian Language). However, the post flagging dialogs use a strange mix of English and the Native language, like so: And (click for larger views): ...

bug stackexchange localization internationalization

user163250

@AwesomePoodles wow, I can't believe the Portuguese SO actually has mixed copy...that's pretty bad, lol

Awesome Poodles

@Cupcake Why, because it's out of beta?

user163250

@AwesomePoodles no, because it's more disorienting.

user163250

To be fair, it seems to just be the word for "programming", but still :/

Awesome Poodles

@Cupcake Nah, "Dis-orienting" would be the mixed copy on the Japanese site! :P

Note that the same kind of mix is present on all 4 sites.

SmokeDetector

6:47 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Phone number detected in title: एक टूटे हुए दिल प्यार + 91-9501543351 जादू बाबा जी ठीक कर लो by user105639 on webapps.stackexchange.com

Awesome Poodles

sd tpu-

DragonLord the Fiery

Now what? We're not just getting CJK spam any more. This is in Devanagari.

Shadow Wizard

7:19 AM

@DragonLordtheFiery probably time to update the filters, yeah

@Shog can probably do that

@chmod711telkitty why the sad avatar? :(

SmokeDetector

8:56 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in body: 1x decking wood by charlie byrd on diy.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

9:19 AM

sd ignore

SmokeDetector

@ShadowWizard [:4074117] Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

Shadow Wizard

9:39 AM

So silent here, that I can hear Smoky lurking in the shadows, waiting for spam... :D

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] All-caps title: GEOMETRICAL ISOMERISM by sai saandeep on chemistry.stackexchange.com

Shadow Wizard

well, not spam but still

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M that one is for you ^^

plz-close-homework-crap meta.stackexchange.com/questions/267737/…

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Offensive body detected: Factorial Function in C by user3490941 on stackoverflow.com

S.L. Barth

@SmokeDetector why

SmokeDetector

@S.L.Barth Body - Position 2618-2622: fuck

Awesome Poodles

9:53 AM

@SmokeDetector ignore

SmokeDetector

@AwesomePoodles Post ignored; alerts about it will no longer be posted.

S.L. Barth

@ShadowWizard VTC'd and downvoted.

user163250

10:11 AM

@SmokeDetector looks like fun.

user163250

I wish they would implement MathJax on SO.

user163250

Some of these problems scream EQUATIONS!

user163250

I could see how it would add to client-side rendering though.

user163250

Also, that factorial function is flawed.

user163250

Doesn't return 0! = 1.

user163250

10:15 AM

Maybe I should add an answer...

Shadow Wizard

Too bad "What Stack Overflow Is Not" is deleted, we could close homework crap as dupe of that, before deleting.

1

A: Factorial Function in C

The program loops through integers 1 thru N-1. (Assume the input value is 'N') Before loop starts, x=N. After one iteration, x=N*1. After 2 iterations, x=N*1*2. After N-1 iterations, x=N*1*2*....(N-1). Which is N factorial. So N! is returned.

WTH with formatting

user163250

I'm actually working on fixing that.

user163250

Never mind, lol.

Shadow Wizard

yup, I was faster ;)

user163250

:P

Shadow Wizard

10:25 AM

This just proves, shadows are faster than cakes.

user163250

I guess so :/

Shadow Wizard

\:/

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Bad keyword in body: GenerationsJocelyn Elders notes that by awaiss on superuser.com

user163250

sd tpu-

SmokeDetector

11:46 AM

[ SmokeDetector ] Email in answer: Can my parents take out a loan for me out of my account if I'm under the age of 18? by JAMES WALTON on money.stackexchange.com

PeterJ

sd tpu-

BoltClock's a Unicorn

@bjb568 Wow, you really can't make that shit up

I remember when it was IE that had poor handling of XHTML

It's almost as if WebKit/Blink were actually trying to be the next IE

SmokeDetector

[ SmokeDetector ] Link at end of body: Nothing can be more embarrassing by Throm khan on superuser.com

user202362

@ShadowWizard probably I foresee that someone's going to hack my account.

user202362

the apple staff told me a bunch of irrelevant stuff like 'possibly you use the same password everywhere and another of your account got hacked'

user202362

11:55 AM

nope, I use different passwords on different accounts

user202362

And nope, I don't use public PC to access itune

user202362

I even have my own wifi/personal hotspot so no one can steal my e-reputation through public wifi

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

Hi Boltclock the Singapore mod

BoltClock's a Unicorn

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails WHO ARE YOU

user202362

Oo noz, I am surrounded by unicorns!

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

12:03 PM

A unicorn

user202362

BoltClock's a Unicorn

@chmod711telkitty Telicorn

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

From Singapore as well

BoltClock's a Unicorn

telecorn

user202362

hey boltclock

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

12:06 PM

Click Upvote, Your favorite IDE

50.6k 153 396 587

php java javascript jquery mysql oop ajax

Oh noes! A user told me to click upvote:

BoltClock's a Unicorn

Oh it's just that Click Upvote guy

Weird seeing with a profile pic other than the 30000 or some shit

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

Huh, Boltclock changed his SO profile pic

BoltClock's a Unicorn

that I did

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

You like MLP?

BoltClock's a Unicorn

two guesses

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

12:10 PM

Yes

ALSO IT'S FUCKING 4 AM AND I SHOULD GO TO BED OR SOMETHING

Tweeted by BoltClock on January 17, 2013 at 8:07 PM

How old are you?

user202362

you two are around the same age I thinnk, yummy is slightly younger

BoltClock's a Unicorn

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails How old are you?

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

@Uni's age

Jul 21 at 13:41, 6 seconds total – 2 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked Jul 23 at 11:02 by Shadow Wizard

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@Bolt is about 24, @Yum is 13. So they're about the same age.

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

That's a difference of 11

BoltClock's a Unicorn

12:12 PM

Same difference

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

I'm a year and half younger than (@Bolt + @Yum)/2.

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

in Shadow's Den, 8 secs ago, by Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Result for Python eval('(13 + 24) / 2'): 18.5

How am I not in this list?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

GEE YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING WITH THE EFFING COMPUTER?

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

Yes

BoltClock's a Unicorn

@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M ^

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

12:15 PM

You know, don't let the bot go to waste

BoltClock's a Unicorn

I figured it out in my head in a second and didn't feel a need to spell it out :s

(ok, 5 seconds, but that's just 4 more)

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Note that SEDE has the data for Sunday, so you should take your Sunday rep into account.

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

in Shadow's Den, 15 secs ago, by Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails Boltclock played too much Minecraft and got eaten by a zombie

Who knew that

Blech

Found a question on SO that is one sentence. Super long

status-fixing

stackoverflow.com/review/suggested-edits/9812462

BoltClock's a Unicorn

> Improve formatting

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

> ok so yeah hey guys and gal i guess loli haz a proganning queschen i wanted to ask you respectful sir it's that how can i fix haha i mean parse rofl lol html with regex i read that other question but it didn't help me got answerz so tanks in advantage for your halp kthxbai johnny.

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

12:20 PM

Yes

Actually why do people use "sir" in posts?

> Yes sir Ive included teh codez

Are they in army?

inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M

They're talking to "dear interwebz"

Shadow Wizard

> You have already reviewed this item. It needs more reviews from other users to be completed

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

@ShadowWizard So what?

Shadow Wizard

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails usually people from India. Part of culture.

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails what so?

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

@ShadowWizard what stackoverflow?

Shadow Wizard

12:22 PM

@YummyUnicornRainbowTails flowoverstack?

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

flackoverstack

Shadow Wizard

status-too-complicated

huh, OP approved

Yummy Unicorn Rainbow Tails

var foodTypes = ['\ud83c\udf82', '\ud83c\udf5c', '\ud83c\udf72', '\ud83c\udf73', '\ud83c\udf71',
    '\ud83c\udf5d', '\ud83c\udf75', '\u2615', '\ud83c\udf5f', '\ud83c\udf54', '\ud83c\udf55',
    '\ud83c\udf63', '\ud83c\udf64', '\ud83c\udf65'];

    shuffle(foodTypes).filter(function (e, i) {
        return i < 5;
    }).join('');

status-needing-phone-but-none

status-sad

@Uni's age

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