Please Do NOT post until new order
The Golden Muffin of Ultimate Wisdom
This is a chain like game experiment. The main objective of the game is grabbing the muffin from the current holder, in the most hilarious possible way.
Anyone may steal the muffin from the current holder, by posting a short humoristic message that describes how he is going to steal it. Please keep it clean, also try to make all your post funny. No need for violence, but anything else is permitted. You could have Scott teleport the muffin away, train a eagle to steal it, hook it with a fishing pole etc.
A generic message should contain all the following elements:
a) Description of the way you will steal the muffin
b) Should contain the phrase My Muffin at the end. While this is not required, it will be possibly used in future for bot support, so please include it.
Every message should point to the precedent one. If at any point someone fails to do so, or points at a wrong message, everypony in the room can point the problem out and restart from the current real last message. All the story on the fake chain will be ignored and declared crushed by Eurt Odanom powers.
As an additional rule, no one shall repeat a way to steal the muffin that has been used in the last 10 messages.