14 hours later...

looks like I already hold the record for longest time of holding muffin :D

2 hours later...

2 hours later...

@DroidDev looks like tinkering with the bot takes longer than expected :P

@SPArchaeologist is that your excuse of being late here today?

@DroidDev Yes. Totally that. throws the thorny vines he had stuck on his legs out of the window

@SPArchaeologist where did those came from?

@DroidDev the vines? Everfree forest, was there checking a tree.

@SPArchaeologist you should focus more on rules of game than wandering here and there :P

Please Do NOT post until new order

The Golden Muffin of Ultimate Wisdom

This is a chain like game experiment. The main objective of the game is grabbing the muffin from the current holder, in the most hilarious possible way.

Anyone may steal the muffin from the current holder, by posting a short humoristic message that describes how he is going to steal it. Please keep it clean, also try to make all your post funny. No need for violence, but anything else is permitted. You could have Scott teleport the muffin away, train a eagle to steal it, hook it with a fishing pole etc.

A generic message should contain all the following elements:

a) Description of the way you will steal the muffin

b) Should contain the phrase My Muffin at the end. While this is not required, it will be possibly used in future for bot support, so please include it.

Every message should point to the precedent one. If at any point someone fails to do so, or points at a wrong message, everypony in the room can point the problem out and restart from the current real last message. All the story on the fake chain will be ignored and declared crushed by Eurt Odanom powers.

As an additional rule, no one shall repeat a way to steal the muffin that has been used in the last 10 messages.

can post again

@SPArchaeologist "My Muffin" in bold?

Or was that just to show what to put at the end?

@ProgramFOX I think bold :/

@ProgramFOX actually, DevDroid had it before ^_^

ugh

Move my message to the Sandbox @SPArchaeologist, I have a different thing in mind:

→ 1 message moved to Sandbox

done

I steal the muffin by mailing to @DroidDev that I have an Android problem and while they're fixing it, nobody pays attention and I steal the muffin. My Muffin

while @ProgramFOX was playing chess, I grab the muffin. My Muffin

To @Suhosin : Ever saw this one?

(spoiler above, anyone else avoid watching if you ever want to see MLP:FiM season 4 without spoilers)

@DroidDev since Droid seems to be out for lunch I just take the muffin he forgot on the table. My Muffin

@ProgramFOX Totally different :P

while @SPArchaeologist was busy editing the message, I took muffin back. My Muffin

While @DroidDev was playing in Shadow's Den, I took the muffin. My Muffin

@SPArchaeologist More importantly if you want to see season 1-3 without spoilers.

@Suhosin Didn't think about that detail, but you have a valid point.

Might be useful to spoiler or something

while @ProgramFOX was deleting messages of his bot, took the muffin. My Muffin

@Suhosin another great thing that should work on chat but doesn't.

the spoiler markdown isn't supported in chat.

@DroidDev Uses the hookshot to grab an old of the muffin and drag it to himself, along with a piece of the table Droid is sitting at. My Muffin

transforms into ant and start walking on muffin, just when @SPArchaeologist drops it, transforms into original self and grabs the muffin. My Muffin

steals the diamond from a moderator, locks @DroidDev and takes muffin. My Muffin

so you stole two thing at once :P

:D

while @ProgramFOX was getting punishment from moderator because of stolen diamond, takes back muffin. My Muffin

I prove that the muffin is mine via Mathematical Induction. Hence, the muffin is not @DroidDev's and is mine. My Muffin

I'd like to see how anyone beats that..

finds out that @Unihedron's math is wrong, and takes the muffin as punishment. My Muffin

I fix the math, and my prove stands. I add citation so that the math will remain correct. I proofread and publish the prove, and @ProgramFOX no longer owns the muffin. My Muffin

"accidentially" burninates @Unihedron's math work together with some bad tags, and while Uni is rewriting it, takes muffin. My Muffin

!

...... They did it?

@SPArchaeologist Yes, your bot is added now. Anna replied to your Tavern message.

But... Since when does burning some papers eliminate the truth and factual proved theorems behind them? Oh well.

@Unihedron It doesn't, but you are busy rewriting so you don't pay attention :P

@ProgramFOX good one :D

Thanks :)

@ProgramFOX noticed. Should thank her

@Unihedron since Pinkie attempted it.

I ditch the whole thing altogether, and instead coded an engine which confused @ProgramFOX with an identical ProgramFOX. While he was stunned, I steal the muffin! My Muffin

writes program that transforms @Unihedron into a Polyhedron and while he is fixing himself, steals the muffin. My Muffin

Hi @SweetieBot!

@SweetieBot power on

@SweetieBot Please, can I have a cupcake?

Seems the neural network still has problems Here, @SPArchaeologist. Have your cupcake.

@SweetieBot Give me the time, please

~ Thu Oct 30 2014 15:54:30 GMT+0100

@SweetieBot Can you tell me the time?

@SweetieBot Give me the time, please

@ProgramFOX still admin only, like your original version

only I can use that command for now

oh, right

@SweetieBot Give me a cupcake, please

Is the bot open source @SPArchaeologist?

@ProgramFOX give me time

I am just starting to understand how you wrote it.

As soon as I can hack something actually presentable....

@SPArchaeologist Well, I didn't, it was rene who wrote it.

@ProgramFOX yep, right. Always forget it. You see, the bot page has your name but rene is under a different one.

@SPArchaeologist ah, I see

The muffin is still mine :P

since we are talking muffins....

actual one much bigger

@Suhosin now ^that is a scene that while a little out of style manages to be enough non-sense to fit anyway...

@SweetieBot Please, can I have a cupcake?

seems my icon now is online

Hi @Suhosin.

@SweetieBot Please, can I have a cupcake?

ok, basic system are done.

@SweetieBot Please, can I have a cupcake?

~ One cupcake on its way for @SPArchaeologist ....

@SweetieBot Please give me a cupcake

~ Maybe lookup my instructions?

Wait, there is no sentence-parsing @SPArchaeologist?

@ProgramFOX not for now. But that is my interest, I will try to learn something about it

had found some article about how bots try to handle meaning recognition.

@SPArchaeologist Cool!

that said...... Javascript

so my hopes aren't too high :P

Have to go now, see you later.

See you!

looks that @ProgramFOX is not here, takes the muffin. My Muffin

sees that @DroidDev has not paid attention because I am here, hides behind a wall and suddenly appears, and smashes the muffin out of DroidDev's hands and catches it. My Muffin

while @ProgramFOX was not paying attention on floor, quickly slips the peel of banana under his foot. While he was handling himself, grabs muffin from his hand. My Muffin

while @DroidDev was looking at the floor because he expected me to do the same, gets a helicopter and fetches the muffin using a hook. My Muffin

while @ProgramFOX was flying helicopter, he didn't noticed me hanging under it. Some quick ninja movements and muffin was dropping from helicopter along-with ninja. My Muffin

because @DroidDev is a droid, looks for power button, turns DroidDev off and takes muffin. My Muffin

ROFL

@ProgramFOX later realizes that it was just sleep button, takes the muffin back when he wakes up. My Muffin

when @DroidDev heard that my bot broke, he was shocked so I could take the muffin. My Muffin

distracts @ProgramFOX whilst Lightning Dust takes the muffin for him. My Muffin

distracts @Suhosin with latest pony talks and takes the muffin. My Muffin

@DroidDev ROFL

:D

vandalizes a lot of answers of @DroidDev and while he is rolling the edits back, takes the muffin. My Muffin

while @ProgramFOX is reading @ProgamFOX for second time and while he was thinking what was wrong with one of @ProgamFOXs written in there and while @ProgramFOX was trying to figure out what was actually wrong, takes the muffin quietly. My Muffin

@DroidDev lol :D

@ProgramFOX so did you figure out what was wrong with @ProgamFox? :P

@DroidDev ... but you have nowhere written "ProgramFox"...

after @DroidDev explained what he means, runs away with muffin. My Muffin

because no-one, I repeat no-one can outrun ninja, catches @ProgramFOX and takes the muffin back. My Muffin

because only the ninja himself can outrun the ninja, duplicates @DroidDev and lets the duplicate bring the muffin back to me. My Muffin

while @ProgramFOX was fighting with my duplicate to get the muffin, takes the muffin back. My Muffin

I send a fox to @DroidDev to grab the muffin and to bring it to me. My Muffin