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5:32 AM
@ShadowWizard lol.
Poor bot.
 
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8:49 AM
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Should I break the chain? Whoops.
 
noooooooOOOOOoooOOO00OOOzeroooOOOO0000
 
Anyone getting CloudFare errors?
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M for such site?
 
9:04 AM
Nah, take a look at the Tavern.
 

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Bookmarked 5 secs ago by DroidDev

 
Bot restarted after crash.
 
No it didn't.
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M hmm... I only browse MSE and it's fine. But I believe the bot crashes are related, something is borked. @Pro can you see what's going on with the bot?
>>alive
 
@ShadowWizard Yes, I'm alive.
 
9:06 AM
>>immortal
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: listcommands?
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M Command not found. Did you mean: read?
 
I wonder how close "immortal" is to "listcommands".
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M 7/8
@Pro is counting matching letters
 
9:10 AM
No he's playing chess. FOX is doing that.
 
>>dsnlpcomm
 
I still don't understand this nuclear chess.
 
huh? bot died?
>>alive
 
@ShadowWizard Bot restarted after crash.
 
oh no, now he's really dead :O
 
9:11 AM
o>
 
@Pro @Pro RED ALERT BOT IS DEAD @Pro @Pro
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: listcommands?
@ShadowWizard Yes, I'm alive.
 
He was a brave bot. :'(
@FOX9000 (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ We thought you were dead.
 
@FOX9000 but you're slow
@FOX9000 speed
 
@ShadowWizard dart
 
9:13 AM
@FOX9000 shoot
 
@ShadowWizard aiming
 
@ShadowWizard lol it is getting weirder and weirder day by day
 
>>flip @Shadow I'm not slow!
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M (づ^.^)づ︵¡ʍoןs ʇou ɯ,I ʍopɐɥS@
 
@DroidDev Haha, saw that coming.
 
9:15 AM
@berserk thanks, I'm trying!
 
9:27 AM
@FOX9000 sharpshooter
 
@ShadowWizard picked
 
@FOX9000 chosen
 
@ShadowWizard gentile
 
@FOX9000 gentle
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M sadness
 
9:28 AM
@FOX9000 madness
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M lust
 
@FOX9000 trust
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M fidelity
 
@FOX9000 wireless
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M radio
 
9:29 AM
@FOX9000 podium
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M face
 
@FOX9000 race
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M germanic
 
@FOX9000 Hispanic
 
@ShadowWizard america
 
9:35 AM
@FOX9000 eagle
 
@ShadowWizard crow
 
When did @Uni become Obama?
 
@NukesPlus Obama sent a mail to him.
 
Oh. I thought he kissed Obama.
@ShadowWizard unban me please :p
 
10:06 AM
@berserk nope that was @Shog
>>gameunban 298265
 
@ShadowWizard User @NukesPlus has been unbanned from playing the game.
 
Please pay attention to not break the chain @Nuke
@Nuke you didn't have to delete your word, other people could also reply... :)
@FOX9000 scare
 
@ShadowWizard ghost
 
@FOX9000 busters
 
@ShadowWizard beer
 
10:19 AM
@FOX9000 cheers
 
@ShadowWizard welcome
 
@FOX9000 home
 
@ShadowWizard housewife
 
@FOX9000 maiden
 
@ShadowWizard matron
 
10:19 AM
@FOX9000 patron
 
@ShadowWizard zealous
 
@FOX9000 fanatic
 
@ShadowWizard assassinate
 
@FOX9000 crossbow
 
@ShadowWizard panther
 
10:19 AM
@FOX9000 pink
 
@ShadowWizard yellow
 
@FOX9000 green
 
@ShadowWizard expanse
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M enjoy your new power! :D
 
10:25 AM
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M yup. You should get a notification just about.... now
 
@ShadowWizard (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ times infinity!
 
lol
throwing edit on @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
 
10:42 AM
throwing (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ at myself
awww... cute
 
11:22 AM
throws dick on @berserk
 
noOOOo0o0o0o000o
 
@DroidDev I want one too! :D
 
O___O
 
O_________________________________________________________________O
 
@NukesPlus go get your own :P
 
11:27 AM
@DroidDev ill get one from you
 
throws another dick on @berserk
:P
 
Is moosebot active?
@Moosebot kill @Nukes
 
@NukesPlus (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ |
 
@Mooseman kill @inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M
 
11:29 AM
1 min ago, by DroidDev
user image
:P
 
54 secs ago, by NukesPlus
user image
 
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._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________∞______________________________.
 
11:31 AM
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11:55 AM
Back!
 
@inɒzɘmɒЯ.A.M no, he pops in about once a month for a day or two then leave again.
@NukesPlus does it mean you're not happy with what you got?? :P
@berserk Front!
 
12:08 PM
 
@maveň you know there is no sound in GIF, right? So I have zero idea what you were trying to say by this... (which is actually the case with ~90% of your messages)
@FOX9000 universe
 
@maveň EVERRRYONNNNEE
 
@ShadowWizard hyperspace
No associated word found for EVERRRYONNNNEE.
 
@FOX9000 warp
 
@ShadowWizard capability
 
12:13 PM
What? Oops.
 
@FOX9000 capacity
 
@ShadowWizard volt
 
@FOX9000 ampere
 
No associated word found for amper.
 
>>retry
 
12:14 PM
@ShadowWizard current
 
@ShadowWizard See? The bot's illiterate.
 
:D
@FOX9000 stream
 
@ShadowWizard tracer
 
@maveň TRPoTD.
 
@berserk actually that's a TRAoTD ;)
 
12:17 PM
A?
 
this is TRPoTD ^
@berserk yup. what @mav posted isn't really a picture but rather an a________.
 
lol
 
>>setlastword 3940821
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: latestword?
 
@!@#$%%@@!!&%@
>>setlatestword 3940821
 
12:19 PM
@ShadowWizard Latest word set.
 
12:32 PM
Lol I wasted whole day. Didn't even made a grid view.
 
1:02 PM
:/
 
status-annoyed
 
status-bye-kung-fu-class-calling
 
status-buffled
 
Haze is horrible
 
1:11 PM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica oh my, we also got terrible haze for three days here
and to make it worse, it's also really really hot :(
 
PSI 180 right now
Last I checked
 
status-cant-upload-image
 
that's how it looks like in a beach ^^
 
@ShadowWizard looks fake
And real
 
1:13 PM
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica it's from a major news site, so I doubt it's a fake
 
SD card isn't loading
Luckly, there's this thing:
Bam
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Q: How do I mount an SD card?

d3vidMy computer has an SD card slot. When I put a working SD card into the slot, nothing happens. When I put a CD or DVD in, or plug in a USB drive, the medium is mounted and available. Is there something special I need to do for SD cards? Hardware specifics I am running 11.10 on a Dell XPS L502X. ...

echo 1 | sudo tee /sys/bus/pci/rescan
WARNING: GPT (GUID Partition Table) detected on '/dev/sda'! The util fdisk doesn't support GPT. Use GNU Parted.


Disk /dev/sda: 320.1 GB, 320072933376 bytes
255 heads, 63 sectors/track, 38913 cylinders, total 625142448 sectors
Units = sectors of 1 * 512 = 512 bytes
Sector size (logical/physical): 512 bytes / 4096 bytes
I/O size (minimum/optimal): 4096 bytes / 4096 bytes
Disk identifier: 0x9b65b4c6

   Device Boot      Start         End      Blocks   Id  System
/dev/sda1               1   625142447   312571223+  ee  GPT
Wai no find SD card
> If none of them worked, try plugging your SD card into a windows machine and running chkdsk on it, or verify the filesystem type.
status-no-windows-com-right-now
I can't believe I'm running sudo commands off askubuntu
Yer kidding me
I can't answer
Even with so much earned rep
At least 18 rep from editing
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica what do you mean? Answering doesn't require any rep
 
@ShadowWizard Protected questions
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica oh, too bad D:
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica bomb'em :P
 
1:23 PM
@ShadowWizard Blames Community
 
@ShadowWizard Clames Bommunity
 
@ShadowWizard ‮​​​‮​​​‮​​​‮​​​‮​​​‮​​​
 
well...a junior of mine just asked me this: "I have created an account on facebook developer's page and it is showing my photo on top-right(basically, because she logged in). Now, will the hackers hack my account?(because it is showing my photo)"
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica !delete!
 
@Sha @ber @Sil ^^
 
1:25 PM
too late train borked :/
 
Bot restarted after crash.
 
Go home bot. You are drunk.
 
@DroidDev LOL... or actually... SOB... it's beyond stupidity :/
 
@ShadowWizard I asked her, if she was really, and in all her seriousness and senses, asking me this question. And believe me, she was totally serious. I don't know how these guys are supposed to code. :/
I wrote "these", because I know multiple persons, with stupidity of that level.
You won't believe, but when they talk, IQ level of whole street starts dropping.
 
1:29 PM
@DroidDev they shouldn't... tell her she's now in huge danger from hackers, she must go home, lock everything up, shut down everything and get out only in one year.
then you can safely hire a programmer.... hopefully :D
 
@ShadowWizard I was about to punch her in the throat and kill her on the spot. But, somehow, I realized that I was in office. I said I don't want to answer this. Please come back when you have a real question.
@ShadowWizard hiring a puppy and training them as a programmer has more hopes than hiring a person and doing same with them these days.
 
sad laugh
 
throwing a mirror on ‮@Dro
 
eats mirror
 
1:34 PM
Melts mirror with blowtorch
 
@ShadowWizard ‮*throwing a mirror on ‮@Dro*
 
what is that sorcery?
 
@DroidDev @Pro knows ;)
BTW, where is @Pro?? He didn't respond to RED ALERT!
 
1:36 PM
that sorcery pinged me, but my name is not highlighted. Basically, it only highlighted message when I clicked the message count badge
 
how rude!
@DroidDev yeah, guess they didn't cover all the edge cases ;)
 
@DroidDev lol.
Is she alive?
 
and if you'll star it, it might cause interesting effect too @Dro ;)
 
@ShadowWizard just found one, when you can ping someone, without highlighting there name
@ShadowWizard haha, see...
 
1:37 PM
@berserk sadly, yes
 
So you know what it is now, @Dro? :)
 
Nice, your patience is improving.
 
@ShadowWizard no, actually, I only know that these kind of messages start occuring in den a while ago and I never tried to find a way of doing this, because it sounded too complex and long :P
 
>>detectlang Tenho 2 procecures e queria chamar a procedure sp_is_temporada na procedure sp_calcula_curso, sendo que o valor que a procedure sp_is_temporada retornar vai ser usado na procecure sp_calcula_curso, e os argumentos que foram passado na procedure sp_calcula_curso serão usadas na procedure sp_is_temporada.
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [Powered by Yandex Translate] Detected language: pt (Portuguese)
 
1:39 PM
>>translate pt en Tenho 2 procecures e queria chamar a procedure sp_is_temporada na procedure sp_calcula_curso, sendo que o valor que a procedure sp_is_temporada retornar vai ser usado na procecure sp_calcula_curso, e os argumentos que foram passado na procedure sp_calcula_curso serão usadas na procedure sp_is_temporada.
 
@UnitedStatesOfAmerica [Powered by Yandex Translate] I have 2 procecures and wanted to call the procedure sp_is_temporada in the procedure sp_calcula_curso, and the value that the procedure sp_is_temporada return will be used in the procecure sp_calcula_curso, and the arguments that were passed in the procedure sp_calcula_curso will be used in the procedure sp_is_temporada.
 
poor girl...
 
@berserk feel pity for her one more time and even super-computers won't be able to count holes in your body till next 10^24 years.
 
user image
2
 
2:31 PM
>>lastword
 
@ShadowWizard I don't know.
 
of course you don't...
 
Stupid bot who doesn't know anything
 
@Pro don't remember if it's in your TODO list, but what about storing the last word in text file, same way you store the time? If you fear too many disk access when WAG is played in rapid-fire mode, maybe use a timer? e.g. after each response, start a 60 seconds timer that will store the ID, and clear any previous timer if exists. This way it would be easier to keep track when the bot has a bad day like today... :)
@FOX9000 marker
 
@ShadowWizard indicate
 
2:43 PM
@FOX9000 sex
 
@berserk chastity
 
@FOX9000 tingle
 
@berserk awareness
 
@FOX9000 sexual
 
2:44 PM
@berserk preference
 
@FOX9000 bimbo
 
@berserk roger
 
@FOX9000 jolly
 
@berserk humour
 
@FOX9000 college
 
2:44 PM
@berserk tuition
 
@FOX9000 sex
 
@berserk chromosome
 
@FOX9000 large
 
@berserk income
 
@FOX9000 outcome
 
2:45 PM
@berserk revolution
 
@FOX9000 boobs
 
@berserk nice
 
cya!
 
Bye!
Why am I using vi to edit my JS file?
 
2:50 PM
Why are you asking questions only you can answer? ;)
 
@ShadowWizard Dunno as well
 
@ShadowWizard Meh. I better read the 10 last words on startup than doing that.
 
@ProgramFOX why? With the bot being immortal now, the chance of playing when it's not around is really low
 
@ShadowWizard inb4 extremely long words which will just clog up disk space for no use
also, performance
 
@ProgramFOX not sure I follow, you only have to store the ID of last message
it would be only used to find the last word
 
2:58 PM
oh, like that
 
I still thinks it makes more sense to combine it with reading the 10 latest words on startup.
 
Yay!
Simple 404 page using nodeJS
 
 
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4:55 PM
@FOX9000 cute
 
@ShadowWizard alderman
 
@FOX9000 Silverman
 
No associated word found for Silverman.
 
5:43 PM
@NukesPlus O.o
Can we have a vote to make the days longer? I need more time.
 
5:53 PM
>>ping {{getcurrentusers pingformat}}
 
@berserk @berserk @Mooseman @FOX9000 @ShadowWizard @UnitedStatesOfAmerica @Catija
 
WAKE UP DEN!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
 
I SAW YOU
Shoots @ber
@ber
@ber gets shot
shoot @ber
1 @ber
2 @ber
3 @ber
4 @ber
5 @ber
6 @ber
Bad @ber
Really bad @ber
Naughty @ber
Evil @ber
Smack @ber
Chase @ber away
Everyone come ping @ber
Ping @ber
@ber
The den is awake and pinging @ber
@ber come get pinged
@ber ping
@ber @ber @ber
Happy birthday @ber
@ber gets pinged
@ber plays Ping Pong
Ping Ping Pong @ber
Bye @ber
 
O_O
 

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