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Shadow Wizard

1:00 PM

balpha minds it when called Balpha lol

Tinkeringbell

What I do dislike is people deliberately using 'he' after being asked to address someone as 'she' or 'them' ;)

Shadow Wizard

Edited it in Tim's post. :P

EKons

you know, it's actually spelled Bα (that's a latin B, not a greek Β, lazy typers!)

Tinkeringbell

Usually, the best reply is 'I'm sorry, I meant no offense. I'll try and stick with it'. For some people pronouns are a pretty big deal (e.g. they've had people deliberately use their wrong pronouns in the past). Pronouns can be an important part of your very identity ;)

Shadow Wizard

@EKons but @balpha isn't his name, that's the thing.

His name is Benjamin.

It's short of Benjamin Alpha

balpha.de/about

EKons

1:04 PM

actually, his real name is Benjamin Dumke-von der Ehe

Shadow Wizard

Have fun reading! ^^

Tinkeringbell

But Benjamin was the youngest (last) son, not the first (alpha)! :P

EKons

um... read :P

I have already read that about page, it's because there were three benjamins... oh hey who is this

Shadow Wizard

umm...

!!/status

KennyBOT

~ What are you talking about?

EKons

1:06 PM

random ping to @Mithrandir

Mithrandir

hmm?

Shadow Wizard

@Mithrandir any idea what Smokey is doing here? lol

!!/alive?

KennyBOT

~ Maybe lookup my instructions?

Mithrandir

probably to complain about something

Shadow Wizard

Zombie Smokey

SmokeDetector

1:06 PM

@Hans1984 Please don't call bots stupid. We have feelings too, you know.

EKons

@ShadowWizard uh... that should've actually worked

Hans1984

:D

Shadow Wizard

ohh lol

EKons

but I don't think it has an instance here

Shadow Wizard

@SmokeDetector tpu

FOX 9000

1:07 PM

No associated word found for tpu.

Shadow Wizard

>>continue tpu fpu

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard fpu (?)

@FOX9000 k

@ShadowWizard ok (?)

@FOX9000 not

1:07 PM

@FOX9000 f

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard expressly (?)

No associated word found for f.

Hans1984

first day back and im already getting flagged huh

Shadow Wizard

>>continue f g

FOX 9000

@EKons g (?)

Hans1984

bots have rights too

its called

bot-rights

Shadow Wizard

1:08 PM

@FOX9000 h

FOX 9000

No associated word found for h.

>>continue h i

@ShadowWizard i (?)

>>continue h halp

@Mithrandir 'recent' has a value of -1, which is not a valid message ID. Please provide an explicit ID.

Shadow Wizard

1:08 PM

lol that message...

EKons

@ShadowWizard hm... here's the thing... @SmokeDetector coming here might actually be related to a recent occurrence over CHQ, where he started talking too

Shadow Wizard

@EKons nah it's @Hans fault :D

EKons

!!blame @SmokeDetector pingable

KennyBOT

@EKons blames @M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ for @SmokeDetector pingable

Shadow Wizard

!!blame Smokey coming over here

Hans1984

1:09 PM

just had Tortellini

hehe

delicious

!!status

BOT running since: Sun Dec 23 2018 16:06:02 GMT+0100 (CET) for 7 days
username          (#msg)
Shadow Wizard   , seen less than a minute ago (662)
EKons           , seen less than a minute ago (608)
FOX 9000        , seen a minute ago ago (299)
KennyBOT        , seen less than a minute ago (205)
Hans1984        , seen less than a minute ago (182)
Princess Luna   , seen an hour ago (163)
TheLittleNaruto , seen 3 hours ago (129)
Tinkeringbell   , seen 5 minutes ago (87)
Kaushik         , seen 3 hours ago (65)

Shadow Wizard

!!feed @EKons in second place

KennyBOT

1:10 PM

~ I bloody hope @EKons in second place is edible ...

EKons

!!feed @Sha in -0th place

Shadow Wizard

!!feed @EKons attempts to be first

KennyBOT

~ I'm not sure I ever had @Sha in -0th place ...

~ Come on! Make me something better than @EKons attempts to be first

EKons

!!feed EKons not war with @Sha now

KennyBOT

~ No Pizza?

Shadow Wizard

1:11 PM

!!feed two feathers from @Tink

Tinkeringbell

Hey, that hurt!

Shadow Wizard

I think we killed @Kenny

yeah, life hurts...

:(

!!alive

1:11 PM

~ That is all gibberish to me...

Shadow Wizard

oh

KennyBOT

~ No Pizza?

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

@KennyBOT you traitor

Shadow Wizard

!!vomit on @M.A.R.

KennyBOT

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH useless heavy impractical glasses with gigantic 2 0 1 and 9 on top, fireworks, @EKons in second place !!!!!

Shadow Wizard

1:12 PM

lol

EKons

aw @M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ no more point to the sky or spy with his little eye :(

Hans1984

!!feed more pasta

KennyBOT

~ I'm not sure I ever had more pasta ...

Hans1984

!!feed less pasta

KennyBOT

~ The taste of less pasta is awful but it's better than nothing ..

Hans1984

1:15 PM

lol

hes a funny bot

SmokeDetector

And I'm not? :'(

7

Hans1984

you are a good bot too

Shadow Wizard

!!feed אוזן המן

KennyBOT

~ Didn't I had <a href="https://i.stack.imgur.com/MABCw.png" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">אוזן המן</a> before?

Shadow Wizard

nooooooo

Hans1984

1:17 PM

but noone beats Kenny

Shadow Wizard

throwing encoding bug on @rene

Hans1984

i also like OakBot

and

CapricaSix

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

@ShadowWizard Throwing grammar bug on @rene

Shadow Wizard

And baby bot?

Hans1984

too bad caprica converted to the dark side

JavaScript

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

1:18 PM

Didn't I had? Didn't I HAD?!

Shadow Wizard

eww

~ Didn't I had this bug before?

>>shuffle @M.A.R.

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard @M.A.R.

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 mar

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard dec (?)

Hans1984

didnt i had have had ????

Shadow Wizard

1:19 PM

@FOX9000 ember

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard burnt (?)

SmokeDetector

@FOX9000 SmokeDetector

Shadow Wizard

lol

Must >>joingame to, well, join the game. :D

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

kicking @Mith

Shadow Wizard

@SmokeDetector Smokey

FOX 9000

1:20 PM

@ShadowWizard debbie (?)

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ ow

@Mithrandir ea (?)

>>flip @M.A.R's hat

@ShadowWizard (づ^ل͜^)づ︵ʇɐɥ s,ᴚ˙∀˙W@

Mithrandir

oh shush

Hans1984

1:21 PM

anyone going to a party tonight?

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ you didn't specify where

Hans1984

I'll go to a friends party but all ppl there are about 20years older than me so lets see how that works out

Shadow Wizard

@Hans1984 older?? How did that happen? lol

Hans1984

!!drink beer

KennyBOT

~ WUT?

Hans1984

1:22 PM

yeah 20years younger would be even worse

well maybe not 20

lets say 10-15years

Shadow Wizard

would be 100% alcohol, yeah :D

Hans1984

because he is 15 years older than me

thats why

Shadow Wizard

@Hans1984 well, have fun anyway! :D

Hans1984

i feel old anyway

so it doesnt realy matter

Shadow Wizard

going to eat אוזן המן with halva /cc @Mith

Hans1984

1:24 PM

ty

Shadow Wizard

@Hans1984 yw

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard y (?)

Mithrandir

Already? Isn't it a bit early for those?

Shadow Wizard

@Mithrandir never early for something tasty. :P

Purim is just an excuse for oznei haman!

>>translate he el אוזן המן

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] Ear Haman

Shadow Wizard

1:25 PM

lol

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] Αυτί Αμάν

Mithrandir

I haven't even started to plan my costume yet...

Shadow Wizard

@Mithrandir soldier

FOX 9000

No associated word found for solider.

Shadow Wizard

oops

>>retry

FOX 9000

1:26 PM

@ShadowWizard mutiny (?)

Mithrandir

meh

Hans1984

a costume?

we only do costumes on carneval over here

Shadow Wizard

@Hans1984 yup we need one soon

Hans1984

i do have a vampire costume from last carneval here

maybe i should wear it tonight

Shadow Wizard

@Hans1984 cool, send it to @Mith then. :D

Hans1984

1:27 PM

:D

it will be delievered by 4 pigeons

Shadow Wizard

Well, in Judaism we have official (religious) holiday where we are commanded to be happy and wear costumes. ;) @Hans

And eat the ear of the enemy we defeated with our wisdom. :D

Hans1984

cool

to the first part

Shadow Wizard

More accurate... wisdom of a single woman.

That was guided by God, but still... :)

Hans1984

I dont like ppl who chew my ear off

rene

specially if it is your last ear ...

Shadow Wizard

1:30 PM

@Hans1984 don't try to kill all the Jews and you should be safe. ;)

Hans1984

yeah

Im not going there...

Shadow Wizard

I hope not! :D

!!feed there

KennyBOT

~ The taste of there is awful but it's better than nothing ..

Shadow Wizard

There. There's no there anymore.

Hans1984

we have other problems than jews these days

shrugs

Shadow Wizard

1:32 PM

There always are... :)

Hans1984

!!solve all my problems

KennyBOT

~ What are you talking about?

Hans1984

:(

Shadow Wizard

This reminds me... @Yve isn't pingable?!

EKons

hm... goes to "invite" @Yve in Den

Shadow Wizard

1:34 PM

Only if you want to feel the wrath of @Yve :D

EKons

she's powerless here! >:D

heck, even a parrot has more power than her in this place

amirite @SmokeDetector

Shadow Wizard

Well, that's weird:

lol

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

I have no idea how avatars are working but i.stack.imgur is blocked

It's not ca-ching

Shadow Wizard

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ working? They're just static images

heh, well, there is a commenter called Yve there and someone actually write @Yve

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

@ShadowWizard OK McNitpick, I have no idea how they're loaded

Shadow Wizard

1:38 PM

@M.A.R. anyway, searching Google for "wrath of @Yve" gave this result in its Image search: ghanacelebrities.com/2011/04/19/…

Posted a screenshot of the search results. ;)

EKons

unveils sha... oh wait I'm not @ShadowWizard

:/

Shadow Wizard

@EKons you can't unveil me since you never veiled me! :D

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

Ghana celebs huh

Shadow Wizard

yup

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

Well that link is censored as well

Shadow Wizard

1:39 PM

It contains both "wrath" and "@Yve"

> “To avoid the wrath of the Narcotic Control officials, I admitted ownership of the luggage and its contents under duress,” he said.

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

Well I have 13 images on my mobile that contain "fck"

Shadow Wizard

> @yve did you not read that he is a devout Muslim …. is Islam not a Abramhimic Religion, its so easy for men to manipulate you SHRE WO HU SU YE wa ti, he is a convicted felon he will say anything including connection to religion for perception of him to change

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ huh? You mean the word or the.... act? ;)

I can understand the later, it's OK! :P

EKons

@M.A.R.ಠ_ಠ how much stuff do you have in your phone...

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

AwwXfckOum something something

EKons

yeah, the latter is more likely :P

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

1:41 PM

@EKons Chemical porn

Shadow Wizard

lol

Hans1984

i dont even own a smartphone right now

i just decided to never put it on again 4months ago

and left it off ever since

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

Whoa

EKons

what

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

Well, I don't touch mine much either, but it's because I don't find time for it

I should take a nap instead of wasting my rest time

EKons

1:43 PM

even I, the rebel against smartphones, eventually gave up in summer 2018

Hans1984

I still have a fixed network number

and theres a thing called internet you know..

noones getting on my nerves

its alot more relaxing this way

EKons

and theres a thing called DND you know...

Hans1984

its not the same thing

distractions everywhere

only way is to keep it off

Shadow Wizard

@Hans1984 heh, why?

Hans1984

i dont realy mind

EKons

1:45 PM

@Hans1984 um you know DND? Do Not Disturb?

Hans1984

ppl im in contact with i susually chat throught the internet

other ppl just right me an frkn email

or send me a letter

Shadow Wizard

sending a written letter to @Hans with a pigeon

Hans1984

oc i know

Mithrandir

@EKons Dungeons 'n Dragons?

Hans1984

i still dont miss it @EKons

:D @ShadowWizard

I also use a 10year old pc

Shadow Wizard

1:46 PM

I used to send letters via ordinary mail to my aunt when I was 7 years old, by her request, to practice my writing skills. lol

EKons

"writing skills" is so useless nowadays...

Hans1984

Sydney and Samoa its already 2019

i just read

M.A.R. ಠ_ಠ

Writing? What is this? 1810s?

@EKons o.O

Hans1984

digital natives

its backwards evolution

EKons

heck, even in school we should've been taught "typing skills" not "writing skills"...

Shadow Wizard

1:47 PM

lol

Hans1984

!!feed smartphone to internet

KennyBOT

~ Didn't I had smartphone to internet before?

Hans1984

ha i dont think so

Shadow Wizard

!!feed 100 waffles on the wall

KennyBOT

~ I have had enough for now ...

EKons

1:49 PM

!!vomit

KennyBOT

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH @Sha in -0th place, @EKons attempts to be first, EKons not war with @Sha now !!!!!

~ The taste of caveman life ☺ is awful but it's better than nothing ..

~ I'm not sure I ever had 100 waffles on the wall ...

Hans1984

oc a BOT would say that..

EKons

lol Kenny doesn't know caveman life we're den people

Hans1984

!!feed new commands

KennyBOT

~ I bloody hope new commands is edible ...

Hans1984

1:51 PM

for you , yes

Shadow Wizard

!!vomit on @Eko's bed

KennyBOT

~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH two feathers from @Tink, two feathers from @Tink, more pasta, less pasta !!!!!

!!pee

~ That is gross ....

!!poo

1:52 PM

life is gross

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

So many ^

!!poo

~ 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Tinkeringbell

EKons

1:52 PM

even more :P

Tinkeringbell

That's our stash of stuff that'll go boom tonight :)

Shadow Wizard

whoa... @Tink you plan to attack the White House with that? :D

Tinkeringbell

@ShadowWizard Nah, we're going to keep it nice and showy ;)

Shadow Wizard

Thought you said you'll just be watching.... lol

Tinkeringbell

But there's a bit of 'who has the biggest' going on between brothers, and a few neighbors.

@ShadowWizard I most likely will ;)

EKons

1:53 PM

no fingers on ground? :P

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell so you're going out with brothers or with friends?

rene

That's a decent amount of firecrackers ...

Tinkeringbell

@EKons I hope not. Though one of the neighbors usually has quite dubious stuff. I spent the last two years watching his fireworks from inside, just to be safer

@ShadowWizard Out? what's that? :P

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell hmm... sure putting it on the heat radiator is a good idea?? o_O

Tinkeringbell

We usually go outside, onto the street. To light fireworks and shake our neighbors hands. Then we have a drink, and go to bed ;)

@ShadowWizard It's not plugged in :P

Hans1984

1:55 PM

yesterday they arested a man in berlin. they found 850kg of firecrackers in his home

Tinkeringbell

@rene From what I understood, close to 500 euros. I find that a decadent amount :P

Hans1984

I dont know what this guy was up to

but probably nothing good...

EKons

@Tinkeringbell oh phew so you'll surely be with us in 2019 ;-)

Shadow Wizard

@Hans1984 probably just selling to kids who can't buy in store

Hans1984

lol sure...

he was probably santa clause himself huh

Shadow Wizard

1:56 PM

Not for free... for money...

Tinkeringbell

EKons

O...UCH...

rene

In other news: A Dutch city is no longer on the map after a firework rally between neighbors went out of control. There were no winners announced but Zwolle is gone

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell your house after last years New Year party?

Tinkeringbell

That's from back in 1999, when I was still in 'basisschool'. (8 years old). I remember that one.

EKons

1:57 PM

your school?

Shadow Wizard

@Tinkeringbell primary school. :)

My daughter is now in that age. :D

Tinkeringbell

@EKons Almost next to it. It was school, church, this shed.

EKons

ew... hope nobody got hurt

Tinkeringbell

It damaged around 20 houses (mostly glass and roof tiles). After all of that, the explosives cleanup organisation found another (unexploded) vat of 40 kg gunpowder. The guy that owned the shed survived, he was tampering with illegal belgian fireworks. He got hurt pretty badly though (mainly burns, but I believe he also had his leg amputated below the knee)

rene

@Tinkeringbell must have been some "rotje" ...

Tinkeringbell

1:59 PM

@rene That was... a lot of illegal fireworks :P

Shadow Wizard

@Tink you must see this!

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