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7:51 AM
~ The Mysterious Magician
 
 
1 hour later…
9:16 AM
morn
 
go
od
mor
ning
!!feed Hans breakfast
 
~ I bloody hope Hans breakfast is edible ...
 
xD
 
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@Hans breakfa
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9:24 AM
:O
good
 
O:
doog
 
god
dog
 
love
evol(ve)
hehe
 
ovelve
 
9:30 AM
!!drink water
 
~ That is all gibberish to me...
 
covfefe
!!drink covfefe
 
~ WUT?
 
he wolf, long time no see
;)
 
hey Hans. How ya' doin'
 
9:30 AM
Im aight
new year will be here soon
2019
:o
 
for me, its about 9 more hours
 
oh
 
!!feed Happy 2019 @Dro @Hans @rene @Paul @Princess
 
~ I have had enough for now ...
 
Hola @Hans1984
 
9:32 AM
for me its 13.5h
hey @Kaushik cat
long time no see
hows it going
 
!!feed Happy 2019 @ShadowWizard
 
~ I have had enough for now ...
 
@Hans1984 I saw you somedays before
 
!!vomit a lot
 
yeah i was here sometimes
 
9:33 AM
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH !!pee, @EKon's survival guide, pee tanks of @EKons, @rene's anger, @rene's CO2 !!!!!
 
and yes discord
;)
 
!!feed thanks @Kaushik and happy New 2019 too! :D
 
~ Come on! Make me something better than thanks @Kaushik and happy New 2019 too! :D
 
@Hans1984 your pupil is here
 
lol
 
9:34 AM
@ShadowWizard lol
 
@KennyBOT bruh
 
@Kaushik undefined
 
@KennyBOT NaN
 
@ShadowWizard loch (?)
 
9:34 AM
@ShadowWizard gran
 
@KennyBOT granny
 
@ShadowWizard witchcraft (?)
 
@ShadowWizard smith
 
!!feed Hans bread
 
~ I bloody hope Hans bread is edible ...
 
9:35 AM
!!viewbellycontents
 
~ What are you talking about?
 
@rene how can we see what @KennyBOT ate? ;)
!!feed missing commands
 
~ The taste of missing commands is awful but it's better than nothing ..
 
lol
!!feed pupil bread
 
~ Didn't I had pupil bread before?
 
9:44 AM
!!feed bread pupil
 
~ Come on! Make me something better than bread pupil
 
lol pupil bread
:D
lol poor pupil
 
@InsaneCat
 
!!vomit
 
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH @EKons lost !!!!!
 
~ No Pizza?
 
haha that bread
 
10:02 AM
!!feed coffee to hans
 
~ I have had enough for now ...
 
!!vomit
 
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH @EKons and @Sha playing silly games, @EKons warm beer, PM !!!!!
 
lol
!!coffee for @Hans
 
~ Refilling...
 
10:06 AM
yay
 
!!pee in @Han's coffee :D
 
~ Evacuate the room, woman and children first!
 
nooo
my precious coffee
 
makes himself a new coffee
everything you have to do yourself
 
10:08 AM
in Tavern on the Meta, 10 secs ago, by SmokeDetector
@ShadowWizard brews a cup of Espresso for @Hans
 
shakes head
yaay
ty
 
Smokey can't pee, so your coffee in Tavern is safe. For now. :P
 
~ What a mess ...
 
10:28 AM
mhh that coffee
good old caffeine
 
lol no need to delete just edit to be a link if you don't want it oneboxed. :)
 
alright
im carefull theses days
after 420days of ban...
!!ban Hans
 
~ Maybe lookup my instructions?
 
no
 
>>ban @Hans
 
10:34 AM
@ShadowWizard Invalid arguments.
 
!!feed more coffee to hans
 
~ I bloody hope more coffee to hans is edible ...
 
sure is
 
10:48 AM
!!eat one bottle vodka, 3 bottles of whiskey, 8 cans of beer, 2 kg of chicken tandoori, 2 kg of paneer, gobi manchurian, chakna
 
~ That is all gibberish to me...
 
Enjoy new year
 
>>shuffle {{read 7464414}}
 
@ShadowWizard of paneer, chakna of 3 manchurian, 8 one vodka, kg of kg tandoori, 2 beer, whiskey, cans !!eat gobi chicken of bottles bottle 2
 
!!feed of paneer, chakna of 3 manchurian, 8 one vodka, kg of kg tandoori, 2 beer, whiskey, cans gobi chicken of bottles bottle 2
 
10:50 AM
~ Thanks for the of paneer, chakna of 3 manchurian, 8 one vodka, kg of kg tandoori, 2 beer, whiskey, cans gobi chicken of bottles bottle 2, appreciated!
 
!!feed appreciated
 
~ The taste of appreciated is awful but it's better than nothing ..
 
11:14 AM
@Kaushik ?
 
 
1 hour later…
12:15 PM
~ Can't we be a bit moar talkative?
 
@KennyBOT No, because that might lead to stars, which would lead to hats, and that's something we can't be having here
3
 
@ShadowWizard when he throws up ...
 
12:33 PM
~ Not everything is star-worthy...
~ Stars get removed under peer-pressure?
 
@rene :(
!!throw @rene up
 
~ WUT?
 
youtube.com/watch?v=rGJseovT8ug < How to survive the Dutch new year. Contains loud noises and a flash image of a scared pet, and general stupidity. Watch at your own risk!
 
!!feed dinner
 
~ I have had enough for now ...
 
12:35 PM
!!feed lunch
 
!!vomit
 
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH Hans breakfast, thanks @Kaushik and happy New 2019 too! :D, Hans bread, missing commands, pupil bread !!!!!
 
!!feed @rene
 
~ Come on! Make me something better than @rene
 
!!vomit
 
12:35 PM
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH bread pupil, i.stack.imgur.com/12ubl.png, more coffee to hans !!!!!
 
!!vomit 2
 
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH of paneer, chakna of 3 manchurian, 8 one vodka, kg of kg tandoori, 2 beer, whiskey, cans gobi chicken of bottles bottle 2, appreciated !!!!!
 
!!vomit 3
 
~ BLLLEEEAAAAEERRRGGGGGJHHHHHH @rene !!!!!
 
@ShadowWizard and that's how we make him throw @rene up ;)
 
12:47 PM
lol
 
!!feed useless heavy impractical glasses with gigantic 2 0 1 and 9 on top
 
~ No Pizza?
 
smells pizza
did someone make pizza?
 
@Tinkeringbell you forgot man firing a rocket via his butt in the very beginning.... :D :D /cc @Dro :P
But yeah, it's hilarious. Thanks @Tink! :D
So on what side are you? You got a stock of.... something that explodes??
@Hans1984 moosebot
 
@ShadowWizard funny-bot (?)
 
12:50 PM
Last pizza baked...
Sep 4 at 14:37, by Moosebot
user image
 
eats pasta instead
 
@ShadowWizard lol pretty sure she already has the stuff... :P
 
nom nom nom
 
@ShadowWizard That was the plan, but I ended up having some trouble and not going to buy stuff (we wanted to go to Germany to buy fireworks). Now I'm just going to watch, plenty of fireworks in the neighbourhood. Just keep an eye on the Twitter, I'll try and upload some pictures/short movies tonight.
 
12:53 PM
@Tinkeringbell :D
 
@EKons see my message above. No exploding stuff for me.
 
ouch, I feel sorry
somebody got ill?
 
@Tinkeringbell why travel to another country for that? Don't you have in your own place?
 
well if hes living close to our border
 
@EKons TMI incoming: Periods. I'm not even supposed to have those with the meds I'm having.
 
12:55 PM
why not
 
@Hans1984 he who? ;)
 
Tinker
 
@ShadowWizard We have them, but there's so much rules and regulations surrounding the storage and selling of fireworks here that it's just really expensive.
 
@Hans1984 um... last time I checked, that's a she :P
 
oh my bad
 
12:56 PM
@Hans1984 Which person, living in the Netherlands, doesn't live close to the German border? :P
@Hans1984 It's okay. I've been called worse ;)
 
did i just assume her gender?????
 
@Tinkeringbell oh and in Germany it's easier and cheaper to get? :)
 
@Hans1984 Nah, there's this perfect english thing called 'generic he' that you can blame :P
 
i stopped doing fireworks like 15years ago
haha ok
 
@ShadowWizard Yeah, there you can just go to a Lidl or Aldi (supermarket)
 
12:57 PM
@Tinkeringbell bleurgh
 
idk
 
No associated word found for bleurgh.
 
@Tinkeringbell wait... what meds?! Whatever it is.... get better soon! ;)
 
maybe some city far west of NL
 
@Tinkeringbell not always... :P (yes, that's me)
 
12:57 PM
shrugs
!!feed fireworks
 
~ The taste of fireworks is awful but it's better than nothing ..
 
haha
 
@Tinkeringbell I was in Lidl while in Germany, yeah. Didn't notice any explosives though. :D
 
they are not supposed to be eaten
stupid bot
 
Kenny eats anything you feed him with gratitude :D
 
12:59 PM
:D
 
@EKons you... checked?! arresting @EKons for molesting a parrot :P
 
@EKons Some people really mind it. I don't ;)
 

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