Wizards Den

Unikitty Blends People

1:03 PM

Meow

Shadow Wizard

Woof

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard if i could get my bot up, i'd write you a

Shadow Wizard

haha

And what for @ber, @Clem?

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard what?

Unikitty Blends People

now java needs so much typing compared to javascript...

Shadow Wizard

1:13 PM

@ClemensHimmer FapScript? ;)

Clemens Himmer

@UnikittyBlendsPeople oh yeah lol

@ShadowWizard aaaah yeah he'll maybe get boobscript?

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer nah, that's for @Dro :D

@ber will take anything, even hairy legs. (As far as it's a woman ;))

Clemens Himmer

DAMN i love short-haired flat-chested women ... specially when they are lesbian..

@ShadowWizard oO oh boy NO

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard lol, I have written epic quotes on boobscripts ;)

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer lol, isn't it what @IͶΔ posts here as well? (the twogag)

@ClemensHimmer make sure they're really women before, umm, doing anything with them... :D

Clemens Himmer

1:16 PM

@ShadowWizard it's two guys and guy :)

Shadow Wizard

@DroidDev tru dat!

@ClemensHimmer lolz, reminds me of @nef's pic you sent us... literally two guys and, well, what appears to be a guy.... :P

throwing hairy legs on @Clem

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard you see they are lol.. imagine those girls in the comic IRL.. BOY I'D JUMP HER

@ShadowWizard you're gross @Sha

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer oh, thanks!

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard still.. dodges dem legs

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer You can dodge the legs, but not the hairs.... :P

Clemens Himmer

1:21 PM

@ShadowWizard dodges hairs like neo in matrix swoooosh

same XD

Thijser

Not sure if this is the right place but anybody know how I can extend a bountry? google seemed confused.

Clemens Himmer

@Thijser hi, what do you mean by bountry? any chance you mean bounty?

Thijser

I have this: stackoverflow.com/questions/35699537/… question and would like too make the bountry continue on next week but there doesn' t seem to be a button anywhere.

@ClemensHimmer yes that' s what I mean

@ClemensHimmer But if I strike my tr key from the right then I also get a r sometimes (sticky grouped keys)

Clemens Himmer

@Thijser Well by my knowledge you simply can't, as in the bounty stated, bounties are paid for up front and non-refundable under any circumstances. But maybe @Sha knows better than me?

Thijser

@ClemensHimmer yes I don' t mind if my karma is lost, I want to put a new bounty on it but I cannot.

Clemens Himmer

1:26 PM

By my logic it wouldn't make sense to just extend a bounty while this rule applies.

Thijser

@ClemensHimmer I pay another 50-100 karma my question remains featured for another week

Clemens Himmer

@Thijser I guess you can just add another bounty when the current one is gone.

Thijser

@ClemensHimmer So I have to wait for the end of the day while being unfeatured and then I can put a new bounty on it?

Clemens Himmer

@Thijser I've never refreshed a bounty, better not rely 100% on me, you best wait until @Sha comes back and shares his wisdom :D

Unikitty Blends People

@Thijser yes

you can't stack bounties

Thijser

1:29 PM

@UnikittyBlendsPeople even when one is currently in grace period?

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer dodge this! jsfiddle.net/yahavbr/y7guntf6/embedded/result

:D

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard blechs

Shadow Wizard

lol

Unikitty Blends People

@Thijser yes

Thijser

@UnikittyBlendsPeople alright than thanks

Shadow Wizard

1:31 PM

@Thijser yes @Clem and @Uni were right, you can start new bounty only when the active bounty is totally over and expired.

note the next bounty can start only at 100.

@Dro @ber hurry! Pretty girl here! :D

Unikitty Blends People

Wat

Shadow Wizard

not you @Uni ;)

You'll probably blech anyway :D

Clemens Himmer

Shadow Wizard

lol, @Clem is terrified by some hairs.... :P

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard i wouldn't touch her lol, hairs are a huge turn-off

Shadow Wizard

1:36 PM

@ClemensHimmer on any body part?

Clemens Himmer

thinks of asian's v's .. :|

@ShadowWizard nah, but every body part but the head

Unikitty Blends People

Screw java

Does magic in html

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer lol, well each and his own taste... but like I said I'm pretty sure @ber won't mind. :D

Clemens Himmer

@UnikittyBlendsPeople html?

Shadow Wizard

@UnikittyBlendsPeople html?

Unikitty Blends People

1:37 PM

javascript and stuff

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard well @ber can have all the hairy ones..

Unikitty Blends People

@ShadowWizard meow?

Shadow Wizard

@UnikittyBlendsPeople moo?

Clemens Himmer

@UnikittyBlendsPeople js is not html :D

@ShadowWizard woof

FOX 9000

@ClemensHimmer warp

Clemens Himmer

1:38 PM

DAMN

Shadow Wizard

lol

that feeling, when you break WAG chain

Clemens Himmer

>>latest10

FOX 9000

@ClemensHimmer Command not found. Did you mean: showlatest10?

Clemens Himmer

>>showlatest10

FOX 9000

@ClemensHimmer Latest 10 words: warp, woof, short, long, giraffe, leopard, leonard, cohen, beet, sugar

Clemens Himmer

1:38 PM

i shall never remember this command.

Unikitty Blends People

lol

Shadow Wizard

hint: third word is actually last word

Unikitty Blends People

@ClemensHimmer Lemme help you

There

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer for years there was only >>showlatest10, only recently @Pro added >>showlast10 as alias.

Unikitty Blends People

Years.

The bot is about 1 year plus

Shadow Wizard

1:39 PM

No, FOX is eternal.

He was always here.

Clemens Himmer

@FOX9000 ber ('s ya know lol)

FOX 9000

No associated word found for ber.

Shadow Wizard

lol

Clemens Himmer

>> continue ber indian

FOX 9000

@ClemensHimmer indian

Shadow Wizard

1:40 PM

>>link ber serk

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Link added.

@FOX9000 American

@ShadowWizard whaler

>>showlinks ber

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: showtime?

user310756

1:41 PM

finally made some head way on my project

user310756

thank god!

Shadow Wizard

@Pro any plans to add a >>showlinks command?

user310756

@FOX9000 dolphin

FOX 9000

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW harper

DroidDev

@ShadowWizard that looks like an indian girl to me

user310756

1:42 PM

@FOX9000 flute

Shadow Wizard

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW awesome! Does it mean you'll join the WhatsApp soon? ;)

FOX 9000

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW camilla

user310756

@ShadowWizard maybe

FOX 9000

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW hopefully

user310756

:D

Shadow Wizard

1:42 PM

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW play

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard brahm

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 ohm

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard master

user310756

@FOX9000 slave

FOX 9000

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW serf

Shadow Wizard

1:42 PM

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW BDSM

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard culture

user310756

@FOX9000 servant

FOX 9000

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW livery

user310756

dam

user310756

@FOX9000 uniform

Shadow Wizard

1:43 PM

lol all good

FOX 9000

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW stripe

user310756

@FOX9000 spot

FOX 9000

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW freckled

user310756

@FOX9000 porcupine

FOX 9000

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW spine

user310756

1:43 PM

LOL

user310756

@sha I'm going to have to go to bed I'm exhausted

user310756

Can I bring Ada in here when I'm testing her?

Clemens Himmer

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW head ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

user310756

@ClemensHimmer oh yeh and there's that

user310756

I meant headway! I'm so tired

Clemens Himmer

1:45 PM

maybe try

Sandbox

Formatting Sandbox

user310756

and I don't think I'm going to be made RO of the other chat room. I'm always getting into trouble

user310756

oky doky gals and guys!!!

user310756

night xox

Clemens Himmer

not like i care for bots anymore bad @FOX mocks me anyways cc @Pro @IͶΔ

user310756

@ClemensHimmer so true! bloody bots

user310756

1:46 PM

@nef! hi

neferpitou

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW hi :)

FOX 9000

@neferpitou mustache

neferpitou

@FOX9000 !delete!

Clemens Himmer

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!111111!

user310756

@neferpitou I'm going duckie. I must sleep

Clemens Himmer

1:47 PM

@neferpitou that does not fix the chain :'(

user310756

nigth all! sorry for the neglect!

neferpitou

bye @MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW

Shadow Wizard

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW of course, though you also have the sandbox where you'll be all alone. :)

Clemens Himmer

@FOX9000 porcupine

neferpitou

@ClemensHimmer I forgot how :)

FOX 9000

1:47 PM

@ClemensHimmer That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another. (In case I'm mistaken, run >>rmword porcupine and then >>reply 4688038)

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard Ja

user310756

@ShadowWizard so mean! lol

FOX 9000

No associated word found for Ja.

user310756

bye!!

Clemens Himmer

oh LOL

IͶΔ

1:48 PM

@FOX9000 Shush.

@FOX9000 spin

FOX 9000

@IͶΔ module

Clemens Himmer

@IͶΔ да

Shadow Wizard

@MsYvetteǝʇʇǝʌʎsW that's me! :D

neferpitou

@ShadowWizard lol, why you always remember me :P , so @clem is not enough for u?

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou not you... that pic just... well, you'll have to see it. lol

@FOX9000 sub

FOX 9000

1:50 PM

@ShadowWizard ballast

Shadow Wizard

@neferpitou just reply to real last word, like @Clem tried to do (using wrong word, but still he tried :)) and @IͶΔ actually fixed. ;;)

@FOX9000 blast

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard airless

IͶΔ

@IͶΔ That makes sense. Can I keep calling you the triangle anyway? XD — John Clifford 56 mins ago

Shadow Wizard

@FOX9000 speechless

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard down

Shadow Wizard

1:51 PM

@FOX9000 lay

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard patronage

neferpitou

@ShadowWizard that means I should be punished :(

@clem take my all my reps including my socks :(

IͶΔ

BTW guys do ping me if I don't show up until this time of the day. I just sometimes forget to chat.

Clemens Himmer

@neferpitou hugh?

@IͶΔ , you are a horrible person :(

neferpitou

@ClemensHimmer I deserved to be punished because I break the chain :(

Clemens Himmer

1:53 PM

@neferpitou grabs whip and gad

IͶΔ

@ClemensHimmer Thanks.

Clemens Himmer

@IͶΔ always, my dear <3

Shadow Wizard

spanking @nef with a nettle

Here @nef, punished ^

IͶΔ

@ClemensHimmer Hey, that's @nef.

lol, I see what John sees, @IͶΔ aka Mr. Triangle. ;) — Shadow Wizard 1 min ago

DID YOU HAVE TO PING ME? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Shadow Wizard

lol

Clemens Himmer

1:55 PM

@ShadowWizard NOT ENOUGH! gags @nef and grabs a giant peddle here we go

neferpitou

drinking PEPSI while watching u guys.

Clemens Himmer

@neferpitou you're gagged :( no way

Shadow Wizard

throwing @nef into a PEPSI bath

lol, I heard people claiming you can get really drunk by just being inside a bath full with Vodka

neferpitou

Peanuts can ;)

Shadow Wizard

Doubt any of them really did it, as it requires much more money than they have... :D

Clemens Himmer

1:57 PM

@ShadowWizard you will probably die if you are in there naked..

eventually at least

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer of course naked, it's a bath... but why die?? D:

IͶΔ

@ClemensHimmer In fact, you will eventually die if you stay in water.

Shadow Wizard

googling

Clemens Himmer

@IͶΔ only under certain cirumstances?

neferpitou

binging

IͶΔ

1:58 PM

@ClemensHimmer You mean?

neferpitou

yahoohing

duckduckgoing

IͶΔ

@neferpitou That is the most terrible participle I've tried to pronounce.

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard well the alcohol gets into your body via .. idk how you call those in english, but eg. your reproductive organs, nostrils, anus, you have this kind of tissue, women actually sticked tampons soaked in vodka in their vagina to get drunk, some eventually died.

neferpitou

@IͶΔ yeah, it is :) it composed 2 atoms of Hydrogen and 10 atoms of deprecared codes (H2D10)

Shadow Wizard

chemicalsj10.imascientist.org.uk/2010/06/…

Nothing official, but that looks quite correct ^

Clemens Himmer

2:00 PM

@IͶΔ in the sea, UNDER the water, bound to some rock? idk, i guess if you stay in the water for some weeks you'll dissolve or so?

neferpitou

@IͶΔ well I think that joke is not funny enough :3

IͶΔ

@neferpitou I laugh subtly.

My LOL's are for when I really LOL.

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer no,I don't think anything can get into the body via the anus, otherwise we would all drown while in water... but foams do get absorbed via the skin.

neferpitou

Are u studding for Chemical Engineering? @IͶΔ

IͶΔ

@ClemensHimmer No, just stay in normal ol' good sea water for 2 days and see what happens to your skin.

@neferpitou No.

I just happen to be a guy that likes chem.

neferpitou

2:03 PM

Oh my bad, my jokes wasnt meant for you :(

IͶΔ

berserk

@ShadowWizard blech

Clemens Himmer

@IͶΔ sea water? we never specified water, it could be destilled water?

IͶΔ

Yes.

Because eventually your skin peels off, and then osmosis. You'll literally explode. In a more boring way.

It's also not fun to watch.

berserk

@IͶΔ Now you are a chem(chemical) which like... umm.. guys?

IͶΔ

2:05 PM

And don't worry, it hasn't happened to anyone.

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard nah the anus has this type of tissue too, e.g. it's rather easy to get some fluid into a vagina while lying in water. not like it would fill like a balloon, but it is quite possible..

berserk

@IͶΔ Explode. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

IͶΔ

In fact, it's less likely to happen in sea water, since that's salty.

@berserk Of course my disguise is a guy.

Clemens Himmer

@IͶΔ so you are a chem disguised as a guy, rite?

IͶΔ

Jes

berserk

2:08 PM

> He is a guy. He has no soul, but, chemical.

neferpitou

A liquid can morph in any form , probably :)

Clemens Himmer

@IͶΔ Well my skin peels off, i have a extremely sensible skin and if i sweat too much i get infections which stop my skin regeneration ^^

IͶΔ

What does a sensible skin look like?

berserk

foreskin?

Unikitty Blends People

?

neferpitou

2:10 PM

IͶΔ

That's sensical, not sensible.

And how much does that guy cost?

I might need to buy a better disguise some time soon.

neferpitou

scan the code

Clemens Himmer

Well, normal just .. red sometimes and .. idk a bit fucked up.. hard to say. Google impetigo, infection i've had trice this summer.

Oh god.. google pictures is a bit horrible .. just imagine bare flesh, and bit of the pics. gg

@IͶΔ have you been shocked already??

IͶΔ

No, I've been busy already.

And I'm not really in the mood to watch some sore skin now. Sorry.

Clemens Himmer

@IͶΔ cries :(

Shadow Wizard

2:23 PM

@berserk yeah right, I know you'll jump on her if she just gives you a look.... :D

@ClemensHimmer hmm... will have to check it then! :P

@IͶΔ who pissed you off?? grabbing a Fireball Wand

berserk

@ShadowWizard lol.

Shadow Wizard

so you admit it, @ber? ;)

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard Not pissed. Just not in the mood.

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ hmm... so what mood are you in?

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard also, that's why the tampon thingy works, that kind of tissue is in there. e.g you cannot get STD's via normal skin contact, but you can by vaginal, anal or oral intercourse, which is because of the tissue type.

IͶΔ

2:27 PM

@ShadowWizard How am I supposed to know? I'm inside.

Clemens Himmer

also @Sha any idea if you can post breasts in underwear here?

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer well, of course the liquids can get inside with a tampon or penetration, I was talking about just being inside the liquid.

@ClemensHimmer better not find out... keep in mind other people might still see the transcript from time to time. :/

@IͶΔ so throw a drone out and have it send you the results back. ;)

IͶΔ

@ShadowWizard I ain't that fancy

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard yes, e.g. if your foreskin is pulled back it will be on that tissue, and well speaking of personal experience, it is well possible with vaginas too.

@ShadowWizard yeah sure, just thinking about what is allowed and what not..

Shadow Wizard

@IͶΔ OK, here is a mood setter for you!

amazon.com/gp/product/B00G18AHVC

Clemens Himmer

2:31 PM

ya know boobscript.js for @ber

Shadow Wizard

amazon.com/gp/product/B00G18AHVC

@IͶΔ for you ^

(https Amazon links won't onebox, weird)

IͶΔ

O_o

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard man https is a single mystery

Shadow Wizard

yup

Unikitty Blends People

Woot

Shadow Wizard

2:35 PM

Well, more rep on MSE!

Unikitty Blends People

Websocket and server on same port

Shadow Wizard

Nice!

Clemens Himmer

i have no idea about websockets ._. and i think i really should leanr about em..

Unikitty Blends People

Also

An iPad screen is bigger than what I have.

Sad

Shadow Wizard

lol

huh, turns out it's not just amazon.

46

Q: Make chat onebox HTTPS links

When I paste a link like http://www.xkcd.com/975 on chat, it promptly oneboxes the comic. However if I post the HTTPS version of that https://www.xkcd.com/975 it doesn't. This is true for all other oneboxable links from sites that let you access through HTTPS like YouTube. Can we get HTTPS links...

Clemens Himmer

2:40 PM

@ShadowWizard and it's here for a quite long time.

Shadow Wizard

True, this will probably never even get any official response.

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard i actually got "official response" on that one post with my first bot account, some mod added the bydesign tag..

Shadow Wizard

@ClemensHimmer yeah, you were lucky... ;)

(or maybe I prodded a dev myself in chat, don't remember ;))

Clemens Himmer

2:57 PM

@ShadowWizard yeeeeeah lucky..

ProgramFOX

@ClemensHimmer Bad, bad @FOX9000. :P

FOX 9000

Bot restarted after crash.

ProgramFOX

@IͶΔ I've given you bot privileges.

@ShadowWizard There are too much links to do that.

status-long-time-feature-request

Clemens Himmer

@ProgramFOX He probably felt guilty, thus crashed :D

ProgramFOX

@ClemensHimmer lol no, he crashed because I did Ctrl-C on the terminal :P

thus leading to a restart

Clemens Himmer

3:19 PM

@ProgramFOX i will always believe he fealt guilty

Shadow Wizard

@ProgramFOX :(

@ProgramFOX but it wasn't after a crash but rather a planned restart, thus it's wrong. :D

ProgramFOX

No, it's a crash. Ctrl-C causes a KeyboardInterrupt, which is a sort of crash :P

Shadow Wizard

But you planned it. Maybe add a crash reason? ;)

Unikitty Blends People

!!/stop?

>>stop

ProgramFOX

meh :P

FOX 9000

3:21 PM

@UnikittyBlendsPeople You don't have the privilege to execute this command.

Unikitty Blends People

Bah

didn't want to anyway

Shadow Wizard

boo

I probably can, but I won't. ;)

>>amIprivileged

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: randomchoice?

Shadow Wizard

no

ProgramFOX

Yes you can, but revoking that privilege is easy... ;P

Shadow Wizard

3:25 PM

lol

>>revokeprivileges 229438

FOX 9000

@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: removelink?

Shadow Wizard

Not that easy :(

Mooseman

Happy pi day

Shadow Wizard

Yay!

@Mooseman pi

@Mooseman pizza

:-(

Mooseman

My server time is being donated to a university for another 6-8 weeks

Then we shall have the bot :)

Shadow Wizard

3:30 PM

@Mooseman grr... fine! D:

loz!! @Clem you probably like such humor? :D

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard If you'd like to buy me another server I'll run it ;)

Shadow Wizard

@Mooseman I can donate you 10 unicorn bucks. :D

Mooseman

@ShadowWizard Dials phone. Hello, Dell? What's your exchange rate for Unicorn Bucks? I see... Have a nice day and let me know when you find king unicorn to ask.

Shadow Wizard

lol

Mooseman

How about 10 bitcoins instead?

Shadow Wizard

3:35 PM

Go mine it yourself! handing over a shovel to @Moo

:D

Mooseman

lol starts miner and waits

Clemens Himmer

@ShadowWizard boy when i heard this joke the first time, my mum was in labour .. but yeah lol