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7:39 AM
@ClemensHimmer Well, @NiKo got a pure client side JS bot - you can take it as a base
 
8:31 AM
Oh cool, can i @NiKo ? :)
 
9:28 AM
@ClemensHimmer it's open source, you can take it yourself and even improve it: github.com/nexdon/nexdon.github.io ;)
 
10:06 AM
@ClemensHimmer nice DP
 
@ShadowWizard Gonna fiddle around a bit :) @maveň sorry, what?
 
@ClemensHimmer ur avtar ;)
 
@maveň lol thanks i guess
 
@ClemensHimmer is it urs?
 
Yeah that's me. Am i being hit on? lol
 
10:12 AM
;)
 
If you didn't have a kid as your profile pic i guess i wouldn't feel creeped out lol :D
 
 
1 hour later…
11:31 AM
@ClemensHimmer Neither did I before I started working on chatbots, so it's a great way to learn.
 
@ProgramFOX +1
@ClemensHimmer lol for some reason most (if not all) people I've seen here from India use the term DP, which stands for Display Picture. Since it got "other" meaning (@ber #knowWhatIMean ;)) I was also utterly confused in the beginning..... :D
 
@ShadowWizard maven is not from India
He's from Mars according to his profile :P
 
@ProgramFOX well i might give it a try :) @ShadowWizard yeeeeeeah completely not what i thought initially either..lol
 
Jan 14 at 6:24, by berserk
status-looks-like-rainbow-stuff
:D
@ClemensHimmer haha, great (or dirty in this case ;)) minds think alike..... :P
 
@ShadowWizard + , i was like WHAT? what in all hells did he find of me? :D
 
11:45 AM
@ClemensHimmer Well, we used to have a girl around here called @Pra but she's not pingable anymore... she could have given a "real" opinion, I guess. :D
 
@ShadowWizard well i mostly reduce that kind of thing to IRL anyways :D
 
Me Am doing homework
Took triain again
 
as you mention that, who of the regulars in here are working and who are in school?
 
Me Am regular and skewl keed
Me Am speek bhad english
Jk
 
12:02 PM
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad englando. I selled my wife for internet connection for play wolrd uf whorecraft and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am gnom mige. pls no copy pasterino, this is mi story.
 
hello humans
and foxes
wolwes
cats
no chemicals? :o
and yea, hello wizards
 
12:14 PM
@ClemensHimmer s/are/is/
One day I'll do art homework in blender
We're doing shading
 
@ShadowWizard haha #ISeeWhatYouDidThere but in couth words, it means Display Picture ;D
@ClemensHimmer Wut? xD
@NiKoLaPrO and berserks? :P
 
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy what? @berserk me somalia you not understnad?
 
I mean what about "selled your wife" thing?
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy lmao best lolcat seen ever
skewl keed xD
 
@ClemensHimmer regex replace
 
12:30 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell i'm a kraut my grammer tends to be shit sometimes
@berserk i selled wive to play, u not understand?
 
for real?
 
loooolz
selling @Clem's wife to @Dro
 
O_o
faints
 
@Dro gib gud prize plox
@ber are you serious? :D
 
lol
hmm.. so trolling is going on
+meme okay
:(
 
12:43 PM
@ClemensHimmer me eyez....ME EYEZ!!!
 
throws code in eyeball
 
kicks @berserk in his balls
 
ugh i'm not sure if i wanna fork the JS bot or do some stuff with python ..
 
yells GOALLLLLLLL!!!!!!
 
12:47 PM
MSE is borked :(
MSE is slllllllllllooooooooowwwww.....
 
Page load is 1-5 minutes :/
 
> Microsoft
> expects it to be good
 
@ShadowWizard 4 sec for me
 
12:53 PM
@ShadowWizard 0.004 seconds for me
yewwrrrr internetz is borkez
 
throwing borked internet on @ber
 
@DroidDev ejaculates
 
bakes borked internet and eats it
 
@berserk from balls? O_o
 
1:01 PM
ofcourse not...
you just pumped it xD
 
Makes minecraft mod about mongodb
:D
 
@berserk you are getting at par with maven, in saying totally unrelated things (or maybe relating unrelated things)
 
screws ... well, you know right :P
 
1:03 PM
You guys choose
Which mc version>
 
@DroidDev where?
 
1.8.9 or 1.7.10
 
@DroidDev Polar bears are white?
 
@berserk nnope
they are black
 
@ClemensHimmer :(
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy Is that dry?
 
@berserk well....you just reminded me of my gf by saying that :P
 
1:05 PM
Goes with 1.7.10
 
....and I just reminded you of something else by saying that :P
 
@DroidDev Roses are red and violins are blue?
 
@berserk I'm gonna kick your ass, and that is true
 
@berserk cellos are green and polarbears are black?
 
1:07 PM
xD u called for it (by comparing me to maveň)
 
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cellos are green and polarbears are black?

I'm gonna kick @berserk's ass, right on the track
 
It's @DroidDev's fault!
 
It's @DroidDev's fault!

@berserk's ass was made for kicking, by-default!
Yo baby, m gonna rap kick yo ass :P
 
@berserk oh, on @Dro's leg... lovely!!! :P
 
1:09 PM
I need to stop unziping my mc forge zip in my home directory O_o
 
@DroidDev it's clear what he says, but he's now becoming more rainbow-ish like @mav.... :D
 
@DroidDev lol.
@ShadowWizard blech
 
lol
 
bro-kick
 
1:10 PM
okay what :D
gotta love xkcd
 
@ShadowWizard lovely? That's @berserk's ass. I'm gonna whoop it, with a splash :P
 
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy 1.9.8
 
@ShadowWizard Far Future Version, Not For Public Yet
 
@DroidDev you mean wipe it? :P
 
1:11 PM
Snapshots tho
 
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy so travel in time, duh!
 
too poor for time machine D:
 
@berserk wipe it off the face of earth, if that's what it takes. But bringing yo ass here, was a big mistake :P
feeling like a rap god, rap god
 
yo yo!
 
haha, anyway....time to go back to work. Thanks for listening everyone!
 
1:14 PM
byw
Opens blender
 
such blender ? @Uni ^
 
fuck you node server for always crashing
 
lol
@DroidDev I still owe you a party, if you remember :p
 
@ShadowWizard Image Not Found
 
And now? ^
 
1:16 PM
lol not that kind
 
@berserk I will still start owing you a beating, if you don't make the party happen soon
 
lol
Are you free... umm.. ok lets do it next week
file:///C:/Users/ber$erk-kAjU/Desktop/xat/th_smirkhmm.gif
grr..
 
APIs :)
 
@berserk well....you met my friend once, with whom we went to buy socks and took a trolley for transporting them across the mall. Well...that friend is coming over next week.
 
yeah, who took a trolley just to buy socks.. I remember :P
 
1:19 PM
@ClemensHimmer lol
 
@ClemensHimmer joj
 
No associated word found for joj.
 
whoops
@DroidDev ok, so when will you be free next week?
>>showlast10
 
@berserk No latest words in memory.
 
duh..
 
1:21 PM
wth are these commands?
 
@ClemensHimmer remember @FOX9000?
 
yea that's the bot ^^
 
nooo..
 
but why did "@ClemensHimmer joj" trigger anything?
 
@ClemensHimmer Occasionally people play a "Word Association Game" in here. That's what those commands are for.
 
1:21 PM
he is the person who made the bot :P
 
@ClemensHimmer For the game I mentioned above. The bot aims to reply to other words.
 
Closes blender
GPU dies
@ShadowWizard your wish is here
@Des is a mod
 
@berserk well....we do things like that usually. Anyway....he just bought a new pulsar, it goes upto....wait for it.....137 kmph in just a matter of seconds.
I've never seen/ridden/driven a bike hitting RPM limit before
 
so wait, i didn't get that right? @ProgramFOX is the one who coded @FOX9000 ?
 
@ClemensHimmer It's a running joke.
I created FOX 9000 but people like to say it's different.
 
1:24 PM
@FOX9000 created @ProgramFOX
 
@DroidDev hmm.. I don't drive....
@ClemensHimmer you totally get it opposite
 
@FOX9000 is a 15 year old kid in Belgium and loves python
@ProgramFOX is a chatbot who has an ai that is better than google's ai and even jon skeet can't code that well.
Do note that he is top secret.
 
@ClemensHimmer there is a xkcd bot in Tavern, you know ;)
 
@UniquekekitteanateUnidoggy 15, lol. :P
 
@ShadowWizard He is dead though
@ProgramFOX No birthday yet?
 
1:26 PM
okay okay got the joke lol
@ShadowWizard Tavern?
 
Also I still prefer C# over Python, but ChatExchange existed before Sam created ChatExchange.NET, so... :P
 
@ClemensHimmer the official MSE room ;)
This one here is just a "fun" room
 
@ShadowWizard totally fine with the fun room :D
 
Yup, no Shogs around here :P
 
1:30 PM
I'm gonna build a goddamn useless bot :)
 
lol
 
already have some stuff in mind lol :D
 
@berserk I don't know anything that could be more boring
 
lol
I am gonna buy a bicycle.
 
@ProgramFOX hi, siri :)
 
1:33 PM
I'm not Siri.
 
I almost felt that pain
 
@ProgramFOX My boy you are.
 
... I'm also not your boy.
 
felt that too.. ouch!
 
@ProgramFOX you can't be 100% sure about that. Only DNA test can prove this. ;)
 
1:35 PM
i sometimes really don't have a damn clue what you guys are talking about lol..
 
@berserk pain pein ?
 
(and for all we know, @mav can be @Pro's father, using a fake account ;))
 
@ShadowWizard wtf
 
@ClemensHimmer If FOX 9000 is doing weird things, either it's doing weird things by design or I broke something. If @maveň is doing weird things, that's no surprise. The other people here are kinda sorta normal.
 
throwing _normal_ on @Pro
huh!
 
1:36 PM
 
I am normal.. never expected that...
 
@berserk I said "kinda sorta" :P
 
@ProgramFOX pro how's you?
._.
 
fine
you?
 
hmm.. taht makes senze
 
1:38 PM
will you reply now
 
why is @maveň so wierd? :D
2
 
@Clem so to sum this up: we are all bots written by, and controlled by, @FOX9000. Sometimes some bots love to rebel and claim otherwise, don't believe anyone. :D
 
@ClemensHimmer XDDDDDD.
 
bye....
@berserk you are the starer :3
 
and what's this game you talked about before?
@Shadow noted!
 
1:39 PM
@berserk (>_<)
 
@ShadowWizard It is all matrix! cc @ClemensHimmer
 
@ClemensHimmer WAG, as @Pro said. Someone posting a word, someone else posts a reply with associated word. Simple as that. :)
 
lol
 

The Beginning of WAG

Apr 10 '14 at 8:18, 2 hours 25 minutes total – 44 messages, 5 users, 7 stars

Bookmarked 5 secs ago by Shadow Wizard

@Clem maybe this example will help you understand better ^
/cc @Ϻ.Λ.Ʀ. who just LOVES bookmarks :D
Over time, "only single words allowed" has been removed, we can use anything as WAG reply, even whole sentence
However, WAG bot, for technical reasons, will only reply to single words.
 
1:49 PM
Okay okay, i don't know but i wanna play, so just.. reply to something? Really not sure how the bot does something and all ^^
 
@ShadowWizard s/technical reasons/the word association site just has single words/
 
@ClemensHimmer yup, but you must Reply, not just ping
 
Not just reply to anything, but to the latest word in the chain.
>>latestword
 
29 mins ago, by berserk
@ClemensHimmer joj
 
err... not that
>>showlatest10
 
1:49 PM
@ProgramFOX No latest words in memory.
 
@ProgramFOX this, and the fact you identify something as part of WAG only when it's a single word
browse this ^
yesterday, by FOX 9000
@ShadowWizard unsuited
 
@FOX9000 suited
 
@ProgramFOX plaid
 
now here the chain continues ^
 
yup
>>showlast10
 
1:51 PM
@ShadowWizard Latest 2 words: plaid, suited
 
@FOX9000 cloth
dat right?
 
no
a reply
 
@Pro why "joj" isn't in last 10?
 
@FOX9000 sex
 
1:52 PM
@berserk male
 
@ShadowWizard Because the bot didn't find a reply to it.
(yes, I need to rethink the whole latest words thing)
 
@FOX9000 female
 
@ClemensHimmer loveliness
 
HA! :D
 
@ProgramFOX oh, smart! (I think ;))
 
1:52 PM
@FOX9000 lust
 
@berserk motive
 
@FOX9000 crime
 
@ClemensHimmer expiation
 
@FOX9000 expiration
 
@ShadowWizard election
 
1:53 PM
@FOX9000 politician
 
@ClemensHimmer constituency
 
@ClemensHimmer I was expecting @ber to reply by replacing the "l" with an "r" lol :P
@ClemensHimmer party
 
@ShadowWizard convivial
 
@ShadowWizard drugs
 
@ClemensHimmer cartel
 
1:54 PM
@ClemensHimmer addiction
 
oh now i understand.. that chat looks like it's gonna be spammed :D
 
haha :D
 
@ShadowWizard haha, sorry, client's message :(
 
@FOX9000 !delete!
>>reply 4476036
 
1:55 PM
@ShadowWizard heroin
 
@FOX9000 hot
 
better now...
 
@berserk spring
 
@FOX9000 bdsm
 
@berserk culture
 
1:55 PM
@FOX9000 sexual
 
@berserk therapist
 
@FOX9000 rapist
 
@berserk rape
 
@FOX9000 grape
 
@berserk pomegranate
 
1:56 PM
@FOX9000 love
 
@berserk esteem
 
@FOX9000 steam
 
@berserk condense
 
@FOX9000 vapours
 
@berserk incense
 
1:56 PM
@FOX9000 incest
 
@berserk drunkenness
 
@FOX9000 incest
 
XD
 
@ClemensHimmer That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another. (In case I'm mistaken, run >>rmword incest and then >>reply 4476077)
 
haha :D
 
1:56 PM
@FOX9000 horniness
 
@berserk sexiness
 
@FOX9000 sex
 
@MushroomCloudsPlus perversion
 
@FOX9000 molestation
 
@MushroomCloudsPlus fleet
 
1:58 PM
@MushroomCloudsPlus fetish
 
@ClemensHimmer ghost
 
@FOX9000 isaac
 
@ClemensHimmer judy
 

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