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1:28 AM
Reviewed a bunch more video games on Steam. steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963034532/recommended
 
Ahhahahhaha hahahahahhahaha haahahahahahahahahhaha
ahahaha
What are you still doing in the computer industry?
You are a writer, man
I hope you have these somewhere safe in case Steam decides to use the censor's scissors
 
I am a software developer. Writing sucks.
 
 
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10:29 AM
Picard could kick anybody 's ass any day of the week.
 
 
4 hours later…
2:33 PM
SNOW MAKING EVERYONE WORK FROM HOME
SNOOOOOOOOW
It's not even that much snow.
 
 
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4:40 PM
No more snow
 
 
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6:24 PM
Spaghetti pie.
 
That sounds unreasonable.
 
Oh?
If you put enough cheese in, almost anything is reasonable.
 
6:48 PM
Spaghetti pie is fantastic
spaghetti, sauce, meat, eggs, cream... and yes, cheese
CHEESE!
 
Makes me hungry again just thinking about it. If only I weren't already full...
 
A vomitorium (plural: vomitoria, slang: vom) is a passage situated below or behind a tier of seats in an amphitheatre, through which crowds can exit at the end of a performance. Despite their association with Ancient Rome, vomitoria are still found in some theatres, and many sports stadiums. The Oregon Shakespeare Festival, for instance, has vomitoria in two of its theatres, the outdoor Elizabethan Stage and the Angus Bowmer Theatre. The voms, as they are called, allow actors to mount the stage from halls cut into the amphitheatre. The Guthrie Theatre in Minneapolis, Minnesota has two pe...
 
Have you been reading the list of common misconceptions again?
 
Nope, just dispatching mine own
 
In other news, I have just discovered the existence of giant earthworms. This knowledge does not make me happier.
The giant Gippsland earthworm, Megascolides australis, is one of Australia's 1,000 native earthworm species. These Giant earthworms average at 100 cm long and 2 cm in diameter and can reach 3 m in length. They have a dark purple head and a blue-grey body. They live in the subsoil of blue, grey or red clay soils along stream banks and some south or west facing hills of their remaining habitat which is in Gippsland in Victoria, Australia. These worms live in deep burrow systems and require water in their environment to respire. These worms rarely leave their moist burrows. They ...
 
7:00 PM
Ah, Australia... Is there no end to the horrific creatures you house?
 
That was rhetorical, right?
 
of course
I have family down there... I just assume they're gonna call me one of these days to tell me they're all dead due to poisonous giant dropping gerbil bites.
 
Did you ever read the book version of The Princess Bride?
 
Nope
 
Prince Whatshisname keeps the Zoo of Death, with five levels of increasingly deadly creatures (all either fictional or Australian, I believe).
The fifth level is actually where The Machine is.
(fifth = lowest underground)
 
7:05 PM
heh...
Kermit Shog - nice.
 
It takes like a whole chapter for the other two guys to fight their way down to the fifth level, because there's no magical sword to guide them to the secret passage.
Anyway.
 
Sounds like something I'll have to read to my nieces some day
 
8:03 PM
 
I will sell you a used copy of Steam.
 
 
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11:58 PM
What colour?
 

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