okie                            dokie

$('<a>').html(commandParts[1]).text()

  ____________
< Hello there! >
  ------------
         \   ^__^
          \  (oo)\_______
             (__)\       )\/\
                 ||----w |
                 ||     ||

   }, pirateLang: function (id, args) {
        args = args || '';
        if (!args.trim()) args = 'Nothing to say on pirate lang???';
        if (!!localStorage[args]) {
            console.log('Args cached!');
            send(':' + id + ' ' + localStorage[args]);
        } else
            $.get('http://allow-any-origin.appspot.com/isithackday.com/arrpi.php?text='; + encodeURI(args)).success(function (data) {
                var translated = new DOMParser().parseFromString(data, 'text/html').querySelector("body").textContent;