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5:31 AM
aww awww post :xD
@Frank Hi, Frank :D
 
5:53 AM
@HackerKarma actually no, I'm not the OP of that question.
 
>>xkcd latest
 
@DroidDev Invalid arguments.
 
why no latest xkcd @Pro?
cooks @berserk in vegetable oil and eats him
 
@DroidDev Because SE does not onebox xkcd.com without comic specified.
 
@ProgramFOX ummm.....xkcd bot in tavern doesn't do it?
 
6:02 AM
@DroidDev He parses the page, I don't :P
 
@ProgramFOX oh, lel :P
 
@Dro Parsing the page might be a feature-request but I depart on vacation in a few hours, so not for today (and not for the next 10 days, either).
 
@ProgramFOX oh....nope, I don't want to put a feature-request on it...do it as you please :)
 
>>xkcd 404
 
@ProgramFOX xkcd.com/404
 
6:04 AM
hehe
 
lel
 
I should also whitelist "now" because xkcd.com/now is a valid comic.
... except, it doesn't onebox -_-
>>xkcd 1335
 
so....enjoy the vacation @Pro
 
Thanks!
 
6:06 AM
I wonder if bot would survive 10 days without his master
 
@DroidDev It should, now it auto-restarts on a crash.
 
@ProgramFOX oh...that'a a cool feature
 
And when I'm back from breakfest, I'll give Sha owner powers so he can stop the bot if something gets out of hand.
 
even cooler!!!
I'll hack into @Shadow's computer to get the owner powers over bot :P
 
6:33 AM
@ProgramFOX yay!
 
7:05 AM
>>stop
 
@ProgramFOX Bot terminated.
Bot started.
 
@Sha Because I'll be away the next 10 days (leaving in a few hours), I have given you temporary owner status on the bot, to stop it in case something goes out of hand. But please keep in mind that >>stop is irreversible until I'm back.
cc @ber @Sil: I'll be away for the next 10 days -- in case the bot crashes, don't worry, it will auto-restart
@Sha Want to try >>disable, to check whether everything is right?
 
7:24 AM
>>disable
 
@ShadowWizard Bot disabled, run >>enable to enable it again.
 
>>flip @ProgramFOX
 
@ShadowWizard (╯๑ᴥ๑)╯︵XOℲɯɐɹƃoɹԀ@
 
hmm... @Pro what does it mean disabled?
>>lastword
 
@ShadowWizard I don't know.
 
7:25 AM
@FOX9000 river
>>showtime
 
@ShadowWizard Waiting time: 5 seconds.
 
oh the disable is just for WAG, @Pro?
>>enable
 
@ShadowWizard Bot enabled.
 
>>reply 3784497
 
@ShadowWizard impassable
 
7:27 AM
>>listcommands
 
@ShadowWizard Output would be longer than 500 characters (the limit), so only the first 500 characters are posted now.
Commands: alive, utc, listcommands, help, cat, read, getcurrentusers, ping, flip, xkcdrandomnumber, xkcd, random, randomint, randomchoice, shuffle, detectlang, translate, translationchain, translationswitch, stop, disable, enable, ban, unban, delete, module, time, showtime, link, islink, removelink, addlinkexplanation, explainlink, removelinkexplanation, viewspells, showlatest10, latestword, lastword, setlatestword, rmword, reply, retry, continue, award, emptyqueue, removespell, gameban, gameunb
 
umm... bug?
 
@ProgramFOX Pro Pro you going? :'(
@DroidDev well, you will see soon B-)
@ShadowWizard umm... gub?
 
@berserk did you read my message about friendship band?
 
@DroidDev :o pic?
 
7:35 AM
@berserk umm... tahw?
 
@berserk well...camera is not that good to take a glowing pic in dark....but anyway....are you only interested in the band glowing in dark?
I thought you were better than that
 
So, what is her name? :P
@Pro @Pro you still there? @Pro @Pro
hmm.. lunch time probably..
 
nope, breakfast time for @Pro maybe
 
@berserk lol, now we talking....btw, haven't gone that far yet...but...you can see where things are going :P
 
it's around 8-9 AM for him now
 
7:38 AM
but I don't like her that much....I might be left single when this all ends ;)
 
hmm...
@ShadowWizard oh okay.. maybe he is eating some YOLOs ;)
 
dips @berserk in YOLO and takes a bite of him
mmmm....I like cooked YOLOed @berserk
it is tasty
 
lol.. wish if @Unikitty was here
 
@Uni is probably busy looking for stuff to flag on the Sexuality site :P
 
7:46 AM
morn
@ShadowWizard blech
 
cuts @Pra into small slim pieces and eats her as salad while eating previously cooked and YOLOed @berserk
 
morn @Pra!
 
Cannibalism, cannibalism everywhere.
 
@DroidDev D:
 
@berserk oh....that reminded me....any progress?
starts praying
 
7:49 AM
wondering what is reminded to you by cannibalism
 
@berserk well....my client is gonna eat me and hence by cannibalism I was reminded about that demo
 
@DroidDev kinky
 
oh lol.. actually I tried some commands and some parameters to add sounds in between the song, but nothing is working. I saw something named SOX which may work. I will put a question for the command.
 
@PraxisAshelin h...ho....how...is...that....kinky...?
@berserk please do it as soon as you can....
 
@DroidDev well when someone says they're gonna eat me it's usually in a way different context
 
7:54 AM
rofl!
 
@PraxisAshelin oh....well....client is first slowly gonna peel my skin off, then cut me into slices, then cook in me white wine and then eat me with salad
 
@PraxisAshelin #ISeeWhatYouDidThere
Now I am (hungry|horny) :P
 
feeds a horn to @berserk so that he can satisfy his hunger
 
#wonderIfThisAlsoWorkForMales
aka is "eating him out" a valid slang??
 
@ShadowWizard lol, for males "suck" is the correct word :P
female: gonna eat you
male: gonna suck you dry
 
8:04 AM
lol, #knowThat
 
@Sha #MotherOfHash
 
throws hash on @Dro
 
catches hash, beats @maveň with it then pass it to @berserk
 
Sup @Unikitty
 
8:09 AM
@DroidDev eats hash and gets high
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy O_O That was unexpected.
 
@ShadowWizard NoPe
 
@ShadowWizard Oh, for owners the bot is never disabled. It's a full-bot disable, but has no effect on owners.
>>enable
 
@ProgramFOX Bot enabled.
 
@berserk oh....that reminded me of something too....gonna call a friend....he will be getting married......there's a party pending....tho marriage date is of 2 years in future ;)
 
@ShadowWizard No, there are just too many commands :P
@berserk I was taking a shower.
So I'm still here for 60-90 minutes :P
 
>>lastword
 
48 mins ago, by FOX 9000
@ShadowWizard impassable
 
@FOX9000 blocked
 
@ProgramFOX fence
 
8:26 AM
@ProgramFOX long shower it was! :D
 
@ShadowWizard ... including getting the last things ready for depart.
 
@FOX9000 tense
 
@ShadowWizard passive
 
@ProgramFOX to where
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy South of Belgium
 
8:27 AM
@ProgramFOX yeah right.... ;)
 
pics or it never happend, @Pro! (when you return :))
@FOX9000 aggressive
 
@ShadowWizard spirit
 
Eh. It's with a group of other people of my age, and I don't take a camera so you'll have to wait a few more months @Sha.
 
@ProgramFOX oh cool, thought it's with your parents
so, class trip, @Pro?
 
8:29 AM
@DroidDev how did I came in between ._. lusty evil boys
 
@ShadowWizard Class? Eh, no.
 
.
 
@ProgramFOX so how you know those other people?
 
@ProgramFOX what, I live there!
 
@ShadowWizard those ? O__O
 
8:29 AM
lol sorry @mav wrong reply due to misclick ;)
 
brb chocolate-induced toilet break
 
@ShadowWizard Group of other people who are interested in astronomy, like me.
 
@DroidDev talk to me :@
 
@ProgramFOX nice! so guess you'll focus on... watching stars? :)
 
good guess :P
 
8:31 AM
@PraxisAshelin not sure what it means, but sweet dreams in toilet! :D
 
@PraxisAshelin invite him for a cola! (I know he like Cola ;))
 
@DroidDev I am highly inflammable
 
Hey, can someone check something for me (repro)?
 
@Catija we can try... what is it?
 
8:36 AM
0
A: Adjective for someone who is an a-hole?

OldbagReprobate might fit. It can be an adjective or a noun.

Which is the top answer here
I've never seen the accepted answer not be the top answer.
 
@Catija not the accepted one, but it's because it's a self-answer
When OP post own answer, it does not apply
 
@ShadowWizard Ah, I've never run into that before. Thanks :)
 
@mav there is sandbox room
please don't flood with random stuff
 
@ShadowWizard sorry sir
 
@mav ^
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy it's deleted already, can't move
 
^_^
@sha tanks
 
@maveň Shoots @mav with the tank
 
pee tank!
14
Q: Vote ordering of accepted answers has changed: Accepted below top voted

Tom RitterOn this question, sorted by votes, the accepted answer is #3 in order of votes. It appears as number 3 in the list as well. Is this new behavior intended? Did I miss something?

@Catija ^
 
8:44 AM
@sha >>alive
 
bad
 
@ShadowWizard Wow, that's an old piece of information. I've clearly still got a lot to learn. But, hey, I asked in a chat first and didn't have to get a question closed as a dupe. :D
 
@Catija true, cheers! :)
 
Slaps face
I used a bunch if CSS classes without the CSS file
 
9:05 AM
@FOX9000 (of the) dance
 
@ShadowWizard bonfire
 
@FOX9000 potato
 
@ShadowWizard mash
 
@FOX9000 smash :P
 
@ProgramFOX swing
 
9:06 AM
@FOX9000 dance
 
@Catija you have to reply
not just ping
 
Must reply
 
Bah. It's been too long since I played.
@FOX9000 Dance
 
Also dance already used...
 
@Catija agility
 
9:08 AM
@FOX9000 Java (Java Swing is some GUI thing)
 
@ProgramFOX india
 
@FOX9000 Bollywood
 
No associated word found for Bollywood.
 
Clearly this is not my day.
 
@Pro case bug, bot did not recognize Dance where dance was used
 
9:09 AM
You can do >>continue Bollywood <something> to teach the bot.
@ShadowWizard I noticed, I'll fix within 2 weeks or something :P
 
@ProgramFOX took you a while.. just sayin'
 
brrrr
 
42 mins ago, by ProgramFOX
@ShadowWizard ... including getting the last things ready for depart.
 
oh..
 
>>slap @Pro
 
9:10 AM
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: help?
 
slaps @Sha back
 
slaps my face
 
[Ashelin's weekly sexlife update] Taking a day off work this thursday to go to a private spa and have an awesome underwater threesome
 
>>continue Bolluwood Hollywood
 
9:12 AM
No associated word found for Bollywood.
 
Bolluwood?
>>removelink Bolluwood Hollywood
 
@ProgramFOX Link removed.
 
>>continue Bollywood Hollywood
 
@Catija Hollywood
 
>>removelink Bolluwood Hollywood
 
9:13 AM
@ShadowWizard No link found.
 
I already did that. :P
 
yup:D
 
Tell me some romantic songs!
HURRY UP!!
 
umm.. is this really romantic?
judging from thumb
 
9:24 AM
evil laugh
 
grrr
 
Why do you need romantic songs?
 
umm.. blushes
 
You need a playlist because you have someone coming over and you want music to play while you sit on your bed in the glow of 20 candles?
Are they scented?
 
umm.. no blushes and runs away
 
9:31 AM
Bye @Ber
 
Well, I'm heading out. See you all later!
 
@ProgramFOX cya, enjoy the trip! We'll try not to ping you... too much :P
>>ping Cat
 
@ShadowWizard @Cat
 
@FOX9000 enormous
 
@ShadowWizard thickness
 
9:39 AM
@FOX9000 girth
 
@ShadowWizard burst
 
@FOX9000 climax ;)
 
@ShadowWizard rise
 
@FOX9000 (and) shine
 
@ShadowWizard sun
 
9:40 AM
@FOX9000 hot
 
@ShadowWizard broth
 
@FOX9000 brothel
 
Hmmm?
 
@ShadowWizard crib
 
@Catija hmm?
@FOX9000 crab
 
9:43 AM
@ShadowWizard I was pinged, just checking if it was for any reason.
 
@ShadowWizard avalon
 
@Catija oh lol, was just me fooling around with the bot ;)
 
@ShadowWizard Ah, gotcha. I'm off too. nearly 5 am here.
 
Sweet dreams!
@FOX9000 island
 
@ShadowWizard welfare
 
9:49 AM
@FOX9000 warfare
 
@ShadowWizard unrelenting
 
@FOX9000 force
 
@ShadowWizard correlation
 
@FOX9000 similar
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ iodine
 
9:52 AM
@FOX9000 chemistry
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ molecule
 
Grrrrrr
Stupid CORS nonsense
 
lol - that REALLY annoyed me when I was doing that freehand circles script! :)
@FOX9000 atom
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ carbon
 
@FOX9000 life
 
9:54 AM
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ story
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy why? What are you making!? :)
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ The chat system
But I can't do POST to chat.meta.SE from meta.SE
 
hmmm...
 
@FOX9000 toy
 
@ShadowWizard idly
 
9:59 AM
@FOX9000 slowly
 
@ShadowWizard cautiously
 
@FOX9000 criminal
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ trial
 
@FOX9000 law
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ voter
 
10:01 AM
@FOX9000 down
 
@ShadowWizard listlessly
 
@FOX9000 infinty
 
No associated word found for infinty.
 
*infinity
 
you can edit
then >>retry
>>help retry
 
10:06 AM
@ShadowWizard Command exists, but no help entry found.
 
>>addcommandexplanation
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: addlinkexplanation?
 
oh - thanks -but I was trying to POST that message, to see what @UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy was getting!
 
>>addlinkexplanation
 
10:06 AM
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ 3 arguments expected, 0 given
 
huh?
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ typo :D
 
@ShadowWizard correct
 
@FOX9000 wrong
 
@ShadowWizard penitence
 
10:07 AM
@FOX9000 criminal
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ That word is already said in the latest 10 words. Please use another. (In case I'm mistaken, run >>rmword criminal and then >>reply 3784953)
 
@FOX9000 mistake
ee
 
No associated word found for mistak.
 
>>retry
 
bot is correct
 
10:07 AM
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ apologize
 
8 mins ago, by ᔕᖺᘎᕊ
@FOX9000 criminal
 
yeah - I forgot!
 
no no you broke the chain
 
@FOX9000 no
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ opportunity
 
10:08 AM
@ShadowWizard ?
 
you replied to wrong message
 
oh! :(
start again!
you go
 
@FOX9000 patience
 
@ShadowWizard dogged
 
@FOX9000 dog
 
10:09 AM
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ leash
 
@FOX9000 free
 
@ᔕᖺᘎᕊ yoke
 
@FOX9000 yolk
 
@ShadowWizard vinegar
 
10:11 AM
@ShadowWizard gentle
 
@FOX9000 loving
 
@ShadowWizard relationship
 
@FOX9000 sex (well, unlike @ber, this is actually related ;))
 
@ShadowWizard generality
 
@FOX9000 variety
 
10:13 AM
@ShadowWizard cereal
 
@FOX9000 milk
 
@ShadowWizard mix
 
@FOX9000 shuffle
 
@ShadowWizard rattle
 
@FOX9000 snake
 
10:13 AM
@ShadowWizard tattoo
 
@ShadowWizard food
 
@FOX9000 cheeseburger
 
@ShadowWizard car
 
>>translate en he cheeseburger
 
10:15 AM
@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] צ ' יזבורגר
 
nice!
 
hey @mav sorry, I was away for lunch
 
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooong lunch @Dro! :-P
wait, didn't you say you're not eating?
 
@ShadowWizard well....I do it....sometimes, I even do it on lunch time -_-
@ShadowWizard that was yesterday
 
16 hours ago, by DroidDev
@ShadowWizard well....all the other days...I'd have eaten it all without blinking...but today...I am on fast :(
 
10:18 AM
@ShadowWizard yesterday.... -_-
 
lol
well this explains the long lunch... probably ate double ;)
 
@ShadowWizard lol, nope, before lunch I was afk for about 30 minutes
 
@PraxisAshelin missed that update somehow! well... good for you!! :-D
 
@PraxisAshelin oh...I missed it too....before @Shadow replied to your message....and I am also filling some colours in my life these days
 
new gf, @Dro?
throwing 69 colors on @DroidDev
 
10:46 AM
@ShadowWizard :D
 
@ShadowWizard lol, not yet....colours means....well....just some girl...not a gf
 
@DroidDev lol, good for you! :P
 
@ShadowWizard lol, ya
 
@PraxisAshelin well, would love to hear details when you return but guess they would get flagged... D:
 
@ShadowWizard I went to this private spa before with just my bf, was awesome
hanky panky'd all over the place, in the sauna, bath, jacuzzi, under the jetstream
 
10:55 AM
@PraxisAshelin sounds good, wish there was such spa here.... and harder to imagine, that my wife would ever agree to such thing.... sad face
 
@ShadowWizard you could go with just u and ur wife, no?
 
@PraxisAshelin knowing her well enough by now to know she will never agree. :/
 
I don't understand why not, women love spas
it's so relaxing
 
@PraxisAshelin true and we go to spa sometimes, but spa for her is just spa, not meant for other things :(
 
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