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1:00 PM
@maveň get lost
 
@maveň you seriously wrote that?!?!!?!!
 
@maveň You want me to ..... please you?! ._.
 
time to leave earth
 
time to leave jail
 
@maveň for i = 1, 100, 1 do teasePerson(@maveň) end
 
1:01 PM
cya
 
lol sil
cya!
btw is JAIL short form of your company? :P
 
@berserk nopes :P
 
No associated word found for nopes.
 
lol ok
 
1:02 PM
@FOX9000 CAN'T YOU SEE DAT FACE THERE?
;P
halp halp
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy EAT IT!! EAT IT!!
 
@FOX9000 puppet
 
@DroidDev tar
 
@FOX9000 jar
 
1:03 PM
@berserk label
 
wut to prez to flagz stufz? and give user da nukez?
 
lol xD
 
(What to press to flag stuff? And give user the nukes?)
@berserk Hmm. Let me go find those 30 unicorns...
 
\o/
 
flag?
-2
A: Webstorm Debugger Does not Connect to Angular Application

ProgrammerI had the same messages (first "Windows cannot find 'chrome'. Make sure you typed the name correctly, and then try again." and then "Wating for connection from JetBrains IDE Support extension for Chrome. Please ensure you have installed the extension and IDE port configured (current port 63342),...

cough cough
look at this
 
1:08 PM
@DroidDev lol, that was the last thing and not enough time to read all D:
 
So @Neel you consider sticking around? Joining WAG? ;)
 
lol he left
O-@nee san!! xD
3
 
@ShadowWizard we've just been together for a little over 2.5 years, so imo it's a bit soon xD but I think we'll get there at the rate it's going now :)
 
1:13 PM
@PraxisAshelin if you mean what I think you mean by "rate", there's a good chance it will decrease when married.... :D
 
lol
 
@ShadowWizard uh no
here's our deal: we both think we're perfect for eachother (yada yada) and he's someone I'd spend the rest of my life with, but we're both still young and we don't wanna miss out on stuff you'd experiment with (sexually) at our ages, so we're just doing it all together lol
 
bye?.. whoever left
didn't catch it
 
O_O
 
+ flirting is a lot of fun imo and I would feel bad never having had the chance to
 
1:19 PM
@PraxisAshelin wut?
 
@PraxisAshelin perfect deal!
 
@berserk gasp!
14
A: Is Unicoins a April Fool’s Stunt?

DaanvnUnicoins are as real as this fat unicorn is:

Can I eat it?
 
Sure! EAT IT! EAT IT!
 
NomNomNom
Hey @Neel
 
1:27 PM
what is WAG? sorry i had meeting
hey :)
 
@Neel Word Association Game
you need to reply to latest word with a word of your own
(can also be terms, names, etc)
must be a real Reply, not just ping
 
And more!
6
Q: What is "Because unicorns" power?

Subodh Ghulaxewhat is "Because unicorns"? what is the use of this power?

 
(you have the small arrow that appears to the right when hovering a message, @Neel)
 
8
A: Is Unicoins a April Fool’s Stunt?

DroidDevNo, it is not a stunt. Stack Exchange is serious business, and they don't support April fool or any other kind of stunts. P.S. Start Mining.

 
@Neel ^
 
1:30 PM
i would love to mate but time to leave office! see u all! cant promise to come daily due to restrictions in office but will surely come soon!! :)
 
@FOX9000 caption
 
@ShadowWizard paper
 
@Neel sure, no rush and cya! :D
@FOX9000 clip
 
@ShadowWizard ammunition
 
yea bye
 
1:31 PM
@FOX9000 shoot
 
@ShadowWizard rammed
 
@Neel I would love to mate needed a comma after it ._.
otherwise, you have taken that sentence to a whole new level :P
 
I would also love to mate
 
and @Shadow has also replied with "no rush" to it
 
1:33 PM
@DroidDev haha, wonder what @Exp will have to say about that :P
 
by the way I am not she I am he — Subodh Ghulaxe Apr 1 '14 at 10:25
 
@berserk ... wut
 
@overactor Yeah, that would certainly be better, but it's hard to detect because there's a huge amount of edge cases so I don't know if it's even possible.
 
more wut
6
Q: I have a 404 in Ask Ubuntu

A.B.What can I do, have I done something broken? Have I destroyed the site? o_O How should I proceed?

 
@ShadowWizard The Den is small enough that it's probably not very necessary to add much rate limiting; if people abuse the command, just ping me and I'll ban them. The game has been going on for more than a year already, and we never had a problem.
 
1:37 PM
@ProgramFOX yup, quite true
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy I don't believe people upvoted it
 
@ProgramFOX :O
 
@DroidDev well then you must
 
Does that mean no more commands spam? :'(
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy please tell me they are just joking around because they think that it is 1st of april
 
1:41 PM
@DroidDev getCurrentDate()
14/7/15
 
@berserk That means what? You are free to use any command as much as you want, I was talking about different people who keep setting different >>time values.
 
oh \o/
>>flip @ProgramFOX
 
@berserk (┛^ਊ°)┛︵XOℲɯɐɹƃoɹԀ@
 
@FOX9000 Things fall out of @Pro's pockets
Bye @Neel
/me needs emoji
>>flip hi
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy (┛•ʖ•)┛︵ᴉɥ
 
1:52 PM
>>flip hi
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy (╯'益゜)╯︵ᴉɥ
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy (┛ಥᴥಥ)┛︵ᴉɥ
 
last one
>>flip Unicorn
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy (ง°Д°)ง︵uɹoɔᴉu∩
 
1:54 PM
>>flip @Unicorn
 
@DroidDev (งಠ益ಥ)ง︵uɹoɔᴉu∩@
 
GUN: ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷̿┻̿═━一
Middle Finger???: ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮
BIRTHDAY: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡︵/(.□ . )
HAMSTARE: ಠ_ಠ
SURPRISE: ಠ.ಠ
BIG-NOSE: (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . )
Muscles: (ง^ʖ^)ง
Dat face though!: (งಠل͜ಠ)づ
Alien: (┛ಥʖ゜)
Nerd: ๏̯͡๏
Weight-lifter: (┛^ਊ°)┛
Big Nose Weight-lifter: (┛•ʖ•)┛
Tired: (╯'益゜)╯
Trying not to laugh: (ಥᴥಥ)
Fighting: (ง°Д°)ง
Black Eye Boxer: (งಠ益ಥ)ง
Err wut^^
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy Command not found. Did you mean: stop?. GO AWAY
 
@FOX9000 nope,
>>cat {{ಠ_ಠ}} Hamstares you
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy Command contains invalid characters. Hamstares you
 
1:56 PM
@FOX9000 Y U NO WORK
>>cat {{grterdgfbhttredfht}} Hamstares you
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy Command not found. Did you mean: read? Hamstares you
 
>>lastword
 
26 mins ago, by FOX 9000
@ShadowWizard rammed
 
>>cat {{dhyrefdgttrfdvbgdtrefdsrwedsfdhyrefdgttrfdvbgdtrefdsrwedsfdhyrefdgttrfdvbgdtre‌​fdsrwedsfdhyrefdgttrfdvbgdtrefdsrwedsf}} Hamstares you
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy Command not found. Did you mean: latestword? Hamstares you
 
1:57 PM
plz work
 
What do you want to do?
 
@FOX9000 ass
 
@DroidDev manger
 
@FOX9000 (ง°Д°)ง
 
(ง°Д°)ง < BRO I'll rekt u!!
 
1:59 PM
runs to emoji collection
Grabs gun
︻̷̿┻̿═━一
Invites aliens
(┛ಥʖ゜)
Hamstares
ಠ_ಠ
@PraxisAshelin Anymore?
Throws heavy weights on @PraxisAshelin
(┛•ʖ•)┛
WHERE 'Throws' IS HEAVY
Invites clown
(ಥᴥಥ)
 
D':
buried under weights
 
@PraxisAshelin gets a black eye
(งಠ益ಥ)ง
 
THEN...
Puts on a troll face
(งಠل͜ಠ)づ
 
"give"?
 
2:03 PM
GRAMMAR NAZI!!!
 
@DroidDev Flags as Hitler
 
roundhouse kick on @Pra's sunglasses again
punch
jab
punch punch
 
Hmmm. More emoji
 
>>flip DroidDev
 
2:05 PM
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy (╯^.๑)╯︵ʌǝ◖pᴉoɹ◖
 
@DroidDev D':<
 
>>flip DroidDev
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy (┛⇀ل͜')┛︵ʌǝ◖pᴉoɹ◖
 
>>flip PraxisAshelin
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy (งಥᴥಥ)ง︵uᴉןǝɥs∀sᴉxɐɹԀ
 
2:06 PM
>>translate fi en {{flip @Pra}}
 
@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] (ง□)づ︵ɐɹԀ@
 
>>cat flip @Unic{{cat >>flip @Unic}}
 
@DroidDev flip @Unic>>flip @Unic
 
>>flip @Unic{{cat >>flip @Unic}}
 
@DroidDev (ง๑Д°)ง︵ɔᴉu∩@ dᴉןɟ<<ɔᴉu∩@
 
2:07 PM
@ShadowWizard fi?
 
@DroidDev clean
 
@ShadowWizard boil
 
>>translate en fi hello
 
@ShadowWizard [Powered by Yandex Translate] hei
 
Finnish ( suomi , or suomen kieli) is the language spoken by the majority of the population in Finland and by ethnic Finns outside Finland. It is one of the two official languages of Finland and an official minority language in Sweden. In Sweden, both standard Finnish and Meänkieli, a Finnish dialect, are spoken. The Kven language, a dialect of Finnish, is spoken in Northern Norway. Finnish is the eponymous member of the Finnic language family and is typologically between fusional and agglutinative languages. It modifies and inflects nouns, adjectives, pronouns, numerals and verbs, depending on...
I guess it's Finnish, @Pra ^
@Pro didn't give a list so can't know for sure
 
2:09 PM
@ShadowWizard WHAT?!?
 
"he" is Hebrew for sure though
 
I'm sure I gave a list. Bad memory :P
 
@ShadowWizard So, what's your religion? You haven't answered yet
 
blush
Jul 9 at 8:04, by ProgramFOX
@ShadowWizard https://tech.yandex.com/translate/doc/dg/concepts/langs-docpage/
 
2:10 PM
cowering in a corner, too ashamed to face @Pro
 
lol
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy his religion is engineer
 
@ShadowWizard Throws marker at corner, hitting @Sha's back
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy you still have to guess.... :D
 
@ShadowWizard Give up...
D:
 
2:11 PM
oh, I got it
 
@ShadowWizard whatisit

 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy casts Acid Pee on myself, then pissing on the cell floor to create a tunnel, leading out of the jail. Freedom never tasted better! :P
 
@ShadowWizard like acid pee?
 
@PraxisAshelin of course, doesn't it make sense?
 
@ShadowWizard Acid pee melts @Sha's legs, stopping him halfway
 
2:13 PM
it's so acidic that it melts anything
 
Police recaptures him and throws him back into jail
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy haha, but I'm really careful, aiming only for the floor
 
@ShadowWizard try it on a girl's will, who has friendzoned a guy :P
 
@ShadowWizard Ties @Sha's hands so he can't be careful
 
2:14 PM
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy I can aim just fine without hands. Years of experience! :D
 
lol
 
@ShadowWizard Wow
 
Video plz
status-not-clear
status-video-needed
 
status-NSFW
 
2:15 PM
is completely missing out in the field of aimed-peeing
 
@ShadowWizard Boss walks past
 
@PraxisAshelin downside of being a female, yeah :D
 
@ShadowWizard So what's your job?
 
@ShadowWizard wait...I thought females were better at that :/
 
@PraxisAshelin sorry, only males allowed here
 
2:16 PM
@DroidDev we can't aim at all
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy she's more male than you, I'm pretty sure of that :-D
 
(with what even?)
 
@DroidDev that 4 letter thing?
status-proof-needed
 
@DroidDev huh? at aiming the pee? Nope. It just... flows.
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy wizard, of course
 
@ShadowWizard no, real life
 
2:18 PM
@DroidDev imagine holding your penis perfectly still, then trying to aim just by controlling the hole. Impossible right?
 
you can't aim with just a hole
 
@ShadowWizard lmao!!!! that It just... flows is giving me so many laughs....
 
@PraxisAshelin Vomits in the den again
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy sorry
 
2:18 PM
@DroidDev not sure why, but glad I made you laugh :D
huh? @Pra also banned from bot WAG?
 
@DroidDev or try aiming your poop with ur butt ahahaha
@ShadowWizard yeah :D no more chain breaking, ain't that great
 
@PraxisAshelin lol, I don't usually do that....I just stick it out and move my whole body to aim instead....its fun
 
@DroidDev omg, why not just aim with your hand like... well, all males? :D
 
@ShadowWizard he's a special snowflake
 
my 2.5 y/o son started pissing in the bathtub every evening now in the instant he enters it. I prefer to let him keep doing it, and it's funny to see how he got instinct to aim
then when it's washed away he's sad and ask "where's my yellow water"... :D
 
2:21 PM
._.
 
@ShadowWizard lol, I do that when peeing in public bathrooms....not at home....try it right now....its fun aiming by slowly moving your body while the pressure goes from 0 to hell yeah and then back to 0
@ShadowWizard LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
 
@DroidDev inb4 pee everywhere
 
@ShadowWizard Okay... just give him some yellow soap for his birthday to put in the bathtub xD
 
@PraxisAshelin lol, that's just the beginning, you get better at it
 
@DroidDev when imagining it, I can only think of the mess it will create all over the bathroom! lol
@ProgramFOX he's too smart, he'll know it's just a soap ;)
 
2:24 PM
@DroidDev but why
 
@PraxisAshelin because I am adventurous :P
 
huh!
A female urination device, female urination aid, or stand-to-pee device (STP) is a device which aids a female to urinate while standing upright. Variations include basic disposable funnels to more elaborate reusable designs. Female urination devices have increased in popularity since the 1990s. They are used for outdoor pursuits, and for medical reasons. In addition, fixed installation and relocatable urinals are available for use by girls and women. Some designs require the user to supply their own personal female urination device, while other designs do not have this expectation. == Portable... ==
 
you too like to live dangerously huh?
 
@Pra ^
 
holding it while peeing is for pussies :P
 
2:24 PM
@ShadowWizard wut
 
@ShadowWizard ahahahaha
I'll go buy that
> Female urination devices have increased in popularity since the 1990s.
 
lmao
 
oh really? xD
 
@PraxisAshelin picture or it never happened :D
 
@PraxisAshelin haha, ya, all of my girlfriends(imaginary) know about it :P
 
2:25 PM
@DroidDev thx for that clarification
 
@PraxisAshelin no worries...I can even ask them and tell you the best of those in industry :)
 
all this talk about pee made me wonder: is a vid showing someone pee considered porn?
 
@ShadowWizard yes
 
really? isn't porn just for sex?
 
@DroidDev How many butts do you have?
@ShadowWizard dunno
You guys go talk about your sex stuff, I have other things to do
 
2:28 PM
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy did you ever wonder how many times I had sex?
 
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy but you're the one who asked me to make porn video! chat.meta.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/3700664#3700664
:P
 
@DroidDev blechs
@ShadowWizard WHAT?
 
@DroidDev at least you've got good intestinal workings chat.meta.stackexchange.com/…
 
@PraxisAshelin he might not say it
 
@PraxisAshelin rofl....
 
2:30 PM
@UnicornsAreVeryVeryYummy you asked for video proving I can aim handsfree, and you said yourself it's porn. So, you contradict yourself!
 
@ShadowWizard Flag?
Plz
 
what flag?
 
@ShadowWizard inappropriate?
 
what about it?
 
@ShadowWizard dunno
 
2:32 PM
me neither. We need @Exp
@PraxisAshelin not me :(
 
...and I need 500 million dollars(that's USD, if someone really wants to give it away)
 

Found bug^^
0
Q: You can send empty messages in chat

Unicorns Are Very Very YummyYou can send empty messages in chat! Example here. You get this by selecting the text box, hitting tab, then hitting backspace. Please fix it as its annoying. Also, this does not send spaces, it seems to send empty characters. (Using ubuntu with firefox)

 
waiting for downvoters to attack
 
eh
tab > backspace returns to previous page for me
 
2:34 PM
I think it will just get downvotes.....
just an instinct
 
might be a side effect of the userscript you have
 
@ShadowWizard What userscript?
The clear chat? That's mine
 
Clear chat and Refresh chat are not part of the actual chat
they are added by some userscript you have
 
Disables userscripts

Still there
Anyone needs video proof?
 
2:38 PM
finished my manga sad
 
hmm...
Totally weird, since sending empty message results in server side error
 
@ShadowWizard what do you mean?
 
var room = $("input[name='room']").val();
var url = 'http://chat.meta.stackexchange.com/chats/' + room + '/messages/new';
$.post(url, {text: '', fkey: fkey().fkey});
> 400 (Bad Request)
So it means you send something, but it's then trimmed server side
huh!
 
2:57 PM
@FOX9000 bowl
 
@ShadowWizard scooping
 
@FOX9000 spoon
 
@ShadowWizard coffee
 
@FOX9000 laxative (natural)
 
@ShadowWizard dose
 
2:58 PM
@FOX9000 overdose
 
@ShadowWizard dead
 
@FOX9000 grave
 
@ShadowWizard mirth
 
@FOX9000 birth
 
@ShadowWizard implant
 
2:59 PM
@FOX9000 cyborg
 
@ShadowWizard organism
 
@FOX9000 living
 
@ShadowWizard embodiment
 
>>flip ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
 
@ShadowWizard (┛°ʖ°)ง︵​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
 
3:09 PM
>>flip
 
@ShadowWizard Not enough arguments
 
>>flip ‮​​​
 
@ShadowWizard (ง'.•)ง︵​​​‮
 
>>flip {{flip ‮hello}}
 
@ShadowWizard (┛ಥ益ಥ)ง︵̂a€̌Zhello︵╯(,益,╯)
 
3:11 PM
ur Unicode trickz are getting old
:P
 
yeah :D
>>flip table
 
@ShadowWizard (┛ಥ³ಥ)┛︵ǝןqɐʇ
 
@FOX9000 divine
 
@ShadowWizard commandment
 
@FOX9000 Ten
 
3:13 PM
@ShadowWizard eight
 
@FOX9000 nine
 
@ShadowWizard five
 
@FOX9000 fingers
 
@ShadowWizard twine
 
 
3 hours later…
5:49 PM
>>flip i______i
   I______I
   I      I
   I______I
  /      /I
 (______( I
 I I    I I
 I      I
 
(╯゜³๑)ง︵I I
I I I I
I )‾‾‾‾‾‾)
I/ /
I‾‾‾‾‾‾I
I I
I‾‾‾‾‾‾I
ᴉ‾‾‾‾‾‾ᴉ
 
6:34 PM
lol wtf
 
 
1 hour later…
7:43 PM
tried to flip a chair, epic fail
>>flip @{{flip {{flip {{flip berserk}}}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard (づ゜³゜)づ︵(╯๑.๑)┛︵berserk︵┛(°³°づ)︵ง(ಠ˙°ง)@
 
>>cat {{cat {{cat {{cat {{yolo}}}}}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard Command not found. Did you mean: cat?
 
>>cat {{cat {{cat {{cat {{>>flip yolo}}}}}}}}
 
@ShadowWizard Command contains invalid characters.
 
7:51 PM
grr
>>cat boom
 
@ShadowWizard 1
@ShadowWizard 2
@ShadowWizard 3
@ShadowWizard boom
 

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