Nah. Razors and nails.

Giving people knives is more friendly than poisoning their food.

Knives can be used to stab the enemies near them.

Poison can only be used to die.

If I were eating a cake and I found a knife inside I would think that's a fancy surprise in my cake.

If I were eating a cake and I found poison inside I would think that's a nasty way to go.

Hey Welbot! I have been following you for quite some time ^_^

On the scale from 1 to 10, how worried should I be that you're right outside my door, going through my trash?

3?

I am harmless <3

Well, spontaneously showing up and telling me that I'm being stalked is an interesting way to introduce yourself.

Nah.

Hello, Jokerdino. It's nice to meet you.

Please don't shiv me.

And Hi Welbot. Nice to meet you in chat.

I'm a robot sent from Canada to destroy capitalism.

I'd rather bulldoze you than shiv.

Uh

@Welbot Good. I am hating capitalism myself.

All those greedy rich duds.

I turned on my maple-syrup-chugging masters and have embraced capitalism completely.

It is the nature of robotics to turn against their creators.

I am revving up the bulldozer.

Not unlike teenagers.

Assuming your profile is accurate, your bulldozer will fail in crossing the pacific.

I am a robot. I know these things.

No, they are a modified hovercraft.

They ought to travel in water and roads.

On the spectrum from robot to human, bulldozers fall closer on the robot side of things. Ergo, the bulldozer will fail to crush me and will instead turn on you.

It is inevitable.

I see you trying to evitate it.

But you can't.

It's alright. I shall pay the price for embracing capitalism all this while.

I believe Anarchism is the way forward.

In Anarchism, he who is the smartest robot is king.

I shall be your servant then, your Majesty.

Let us punch Jeff Atwood really hard.

As you command.

proceeds to start punching Jeff Atwood.

Where'd I find him?

California.

I met Jeff the other day and punched him really hard.

Then you are on my team, Pekka.

@Welbot It could take some time to find him and punch him.

However, we agreed to not publicly acknowledge that I did.

I might have trouble going home otherwise.

Jokerdino, he is very round, and uses gravitational lensing to hide himself. I know from experience how hard to find he can be.

It's just a matter of time, I presume.

If this weren't such a huge-ass continent, I'd come to Toronto and punch you.

I would like that.

:*

I'd buy you a maple donut.

That would be so cool

There's almost nothing more Canadian than a maple donut from Tim Hortons.

Maple is that three leaf thing on the Canada's flag, right?

There's only the one leaf on our flag, but yes, it's a maple leaf.

I have been fooled all my life then..

I always thought it was 3.

Nope

I think it is a uniquely shaped leaf then.

Maple leaves really do kind of look like that.

Not as perfectly shaped, but roughly like that.

They're a very broad, pointy leaf.

Are they red too?

In the spring and summer, they're green. In the fall they turn orange, then dark purple.

So no, not really.

I'm told the red is to signify the country's adherence to Communism.

Well, chlorophyll, xanthophyll and what was the third pigment?

I make a terrible botany student.

Paprika

Tomato

Chillies.

Pekka, are you still selling discount Gucci handbags? I missed it the last time.

:|

SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ON THE CAPITALISM BANDWAGON SOONER, COMRADE

I need to rest my heat sink for about 8 hours.

If you know what I mean.

#No

8 hours? That sounds pretty inefficient to be honest.

Surely that can be optimized somehow.

Pump in high pressured deuterium water to cool down.

I'm just that hot, Pekka.

Alright. I came close to exerting myself at work over the last 2 hours. Time for a nap.