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12:23 AM
The 100 rep bonus shows you get the SE model. The 10 rep shows you get the site 😁
 
@JourneymanGeek doesn't taste as good
 
@Ollie I find the biggest issue with dodgy new users is that they're really hard to hit.
 
Tastes good mind you but not as good
 
I really prefer the slow, lethargic type.
 
@LinkBerest it's more about very precise temperature control
 
12:26 AM
yeah, but with tempering you get a lot more precision (assuming you know how to do it) - person in my family has a bakery and does both (cause for cake there's not difference but with truffles she can watch the precise fat levels as she tempers and get the exact levels she wants)
granted this is second-hand knowledge but I defintely volunteer to test the theory more thoroughly :)
.... except I lost my smell in Iraq so all chocolate is just varieties of sweet and bitter - no additional flavors - so I typically don't eat much chocolate anymore and might just be thinking the tempering was better from memory (nostalgia)
 
@LinkBerest ... That's sounds sucky
 
1:12 AM
:/
 
Rob
@Ollie The Association Bonus and setting of Reputation levels has been debated very many times: meta.stackexchange.com/q/231012/282094 and meta.stackexchange.com/q/34081/282094
 
Ah, glorious destruction. Thank you.
 
Rob
A ticket to Ride.
 
@JourneymanGeek yeah, you get used to it. Funnish story out of that: The way they found out I couldn't smell was I was in the doc's office and he handed me a vial and asked me to smell it and tell them how it made me "feel". Took a big wiff and said "yeah, I don't smell anything - what is this anyway?" as they had an odd expression other their faces. To which they replied "smelling salts"
 
1:25 AM
Working today so ping aibo over the next 8 hours and we will happily render the Justice of tommorow's homework where needed.
 
Your cleansing fire is greatly appreciated.
 
aibo is my second favorite robo doggy (sorry, but you just can't beat K-9 ;)
 
Didn't find dr who early enough to get to know K9
 
neither did my wife - until he showed up on an episode with David T. and she asked me to find some of the old ones for her
Now K-9 is one of her favorite characters (also I got to get her 'jelly babies' which have defintely become one of her favorite treats)
which is nice cause I also loved those things (so much better texture than jelly beans)
 
1:47 AM
lol
also old aibo > new aibo
 
There's multiple aibos?
 
there's a newer cloudy model
 
Oh, you mean the actual aibo dog.
The machine dog thing.
 
yes
 
@Aibobot Unfortunately, more destruction required: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/351454/…
Just keeps on remaking the account :/
 
1:49 AM
Done
 
Thanks for being available. :)
 
I THINK my ava is a generation 1. wiki says there's 4 generations?
the new one looks too uncanny valley. I feel robots should have their own aesthetic :D
@LinkBerest cause... comments suck
I don't think DVs are going anywhere, and reactions were a bust
at worst they might try to play with downvote penalties, but frankly they're as low as they can be
 
@Aibobot I figure either way: we'll lose somehow
I do agree that the old aibo's (your's might be gen 2) are awesome - I don't like when they gave them "real" faces
 
@LinkBerest that's a fair fear but there's enough to be worried about without imagining things in the dark :D
 
its suppose to be a robot dog! make it look like a robot! :P ;)
 
1:57 AM
Spot's actually a good example of that
no head, scorpion tail addon, legs are strange...
 
there was a version where the eye's lit up (real face with "bright" blue eyes) which I found creepy as all get-out
swear that thing was one-step from hunting us all down and starting Skynet
 
there's a few truely fugly ones
 
Eeeeew
Your successors are a bit rough.
 
did someone watch robocop, then have rarebit for dinner, woke up after a nightmare, and design that?
I mean, that's clearly a robot, but it clearly attempted to climb an ugly tree, was propelled upward by sheer ugliness, then fell down the ugly tree, hitting every single branch on the way down.
 
Savage.
 
2:01 AM
 
yup
it looks essentially dodgy, I mean doggy, but ... is uncanny
 
didn't help that my roomate at the time was getting (now gotten) his degree in robotics and messed with several of its features to make it more terminator-y
(including changing the leds in its eyes a few times - hence I remember blue)
 
proper menace needs red
there's also a robotic spider someone made
which is glorious
pricy as heck though
 
naw, he had four of them and all but one had red eyes. Would freak people out when you walk into a dark room and the 3 red eye-d ones start walking towards you but the blue eye-d one....the blue eye-d one just watches
 
can it climb walls?
 
2:05 AM
no, alas
not yet
NOT YET
BUT WITH THE WONDERS OF SCIENCE! YOU FOOLS WILL DOOM US ALL!
 
aw. Does it live underground and run out when it feels passing insects, then?
 
Stanford made a wall-crawling robotic lizard (I seem to remember)
 
It does look cool
 
Nightmare fuel
 
2:09 AM
article from MIT if you want to know more
I mean more than what a fight between a robot lizard and spider would look like
 
You wake up... the beautiful morning sunlight piercing through your open window. You stretch, yawn, and turn towards it... and are met with that thing.
 
.... and who would be the first fool to make them bigger
 
Rob
The competition from Spot Classic is pretty tight:
 
@Spevacus its watching you
 
2:11 AM
That it breaks its legs when it wakes up on the ground is ... kind of a downside, isn't it? Real spiders don't have that issue.
 
The same person who made the lizard robot also made a "cheetah" robot - cause you know - that seems like a great idea
 
Well, we will always have stairs. Oh wait. they climb stairs don't they?
THE FOOLS! THEY HAVE DOOMED US ALL!
 
There will be future news interview with this person asking how he doomed the world and the answer will be: "Well I look at these things, which are really fast and natural predators in nature. So I thought - that will be a great model for my battlebots robot"
@Aibobot oh, yeah. We figured out stairs in the 90s. Walls seem to be 20s. 40s will be laser mounted weapon systems (for mining minerals we need to make robots that only exist in unsafe mines)
Why do I want to read Issac Asimov all of the sudden?
 
I'd still love to see spider base robots in the wild. Even if it's not nearly as agile as the real stuff.
... or power efficient.
 
^^ I love that you used the phrase "in the wild" when referring to robotic animals :)
 
2:20 AM
The real stuff uses hydraulics, BTW
 
Rob
@Aibobot Stairs, rocks, the Sheriff's training course in Alameda with Adam Savage.
 
@JohnDvorak though hydraulics probably makes more sense for 'bigger' movements/robots
 
see, that's a great example of a task based design
 
I remember testing a prototype of the above guy (we hated it cause we would just trade for an actually donkey/mule when in country but it's still cool to watch)
 
2:27 AM
also... a horse or mule works better I suspect :D
its easier to recharge one
bit of an audit trail though
 
solid-state exhaust... though that might actually be a benefit
 
I did always like the controls - so strap this to your feet and walk.
can't get more user friendly than that
until it got stuck and you realized how heavy the thing was ;)
 
also occationally smarter than its operator.
 
It really doesn't get stuck very often though
and it's still lighter than a car
 
@Aibobot If the mule's tail went straight up and it ran away - we would call this a smart animal & be warned of an ambush so that's win-win
 
2:31 AM
yup
 
If you want to watch that same unit has a full test video with that robot - yes they are Marines not Soliders (despite the caption :\ )
 
lol
can't expect the uninitiated to know the difference
 
yes I can! (I just am always disappointed but I've learned that's just life) ;P
 
lol
"Military Soldiers"
As opposed to non military soldiers?
/me has a black beret somewhere at home
 
you can tell its Marines though because we have such terrible equipment (the camera work is horrible but I mean when did you ever hear someone say "I'm gonna join the Marines to learn to be a video producer!")
 
2:39 AM
lol
 
I have a pink one somewhere
 
(black beret = armour)
So in theory its the people who drive tanks, and open champaign with sabers.
and yes, some of our officers actually apparently do that at big events
 
@Aibobot Army Rangers wear black berets too
I have no berets and actually no hats at all from my military days except two dress uniform ones
 
@LinkBerest Ours is blue (support - UNLESS you're armour), black (armour), green (infantry), khaki (Guards, who are slightly special infantry), red (commando + the units we don't talk about)... not sure about the Airforce and Navy...
 
2:44 AM
also we changed uniforms after I was a conscript so I have an oldschool camo uniform I use for getting dirty even though it dosen't fit, and the newschool digicam
 
same
I wore out my old school stuff camping (for the most part) though
huh, I did not know that berets were so colorful being that I never had one (except my pink one - but that was for getting free drinks when we visited San Francisco)
ah, that was a fun trip I mostly remember
The only thing I remember about berets was that it was fun to steal them from the Air Force and Army to decorate our snowmen when we were in MP school (its a combined school so cross-branch shenanigans were common)
with the Air Force being at the butt of most of these cause...well...the rest of us were jealous of their barracks :P :| ;)
 
technically we're not supposed to use them outside official stuff
but bleh :D
I did remove the rank and name tapes tho
 
3:03 AM
for us: you can't wear the new ones like that (dress is fine) but old ones are fine (and most don't have a problem with veterans wearing theirs on occasion as long as they make it obvious their not active duty anymore)
...... and since our pants suck - I've only ever seen vets wear the top (never fully buttoned) with the hat and call it a day
that's why I don't have a digi hat anymore: bonefire + a bunch of vets + fourth of july + two kegs = my hat ended up on fire
 
@LinkBerest well - our uniforms are government property
so by right we need to dispose of them in an approved manner
 
ah, we pay for ours (they take from our paycheck) - you do get an allotment once a year which is suppose to pay for such things but it was never enough
 
we get an 'allowance' for such things
though the surplus store is good for other stuff too
you can't buy a uniform for cash
 
heh, I wish they would have done that for us. When I moved to desk work: I would kill my allotment and still have a bunch of stuff to take care of (had to wear dress uniforms a lot more)
 
ah, our desk work uniform is the same as the combat one :D
clerks had an option of the 'office' unform but meh...
worn in combat uniforms were the best :D
especially the cotton ones we used to have
 
3:09 AM
so is ours but when I started building DBs I ended up in front of O4+ a lot and such required appropriate dress
 
our officiers also wear combat uniforms by preference :D
thankfully we adopted a lot of our 'traditions' from the israelis
 
I remember eating at the O-club on a "business lunch" while trying to get a budget expanded for IT equipment and just thinking over and over - don't spill anything on your jacket
@Aibobot ours - depends on the base :\
 
also, heavily conscript army
 
my first & second bases - all camis (everyone was deploying from them). My third-fourth: ugh
 
though the switch to the new uniform was a CF
No one told me they should issue them, and our QM was "WHAAAAT????" and complaining about how they should have TOLD ME, and "I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS!"
she was the best :D
 
3:16 AM
Actually that's not fair to those bases: the switch was due to Commandants (I started with Hagee & Conway - two Infantry Marines who both served in combat - then we moved to Amos who was Aviation....and things got stupid)
 
ya, hence me talking about traditions XD
 
@Aibobot heh, I had similar experiences with Warrant Officers - ah, those were officers which got it done
 
There were some folks in mechanics coveralls (which were cool) and tankie coveralls (which were awesomely badass)
 
I used to conduct a lot of training and occasionally we would have officers go through our "IED recon course" (basically just a walk down a path and identify the IED - smoke grenades - we, bunch of MPs straight out of wherever they were sending us, put out).......it was always fun
Why - knowing their are smoke grenades hidden in stuff - some officers would insist on picking stuff up is still a mystery to me but was some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen
 
wait
don't those burn HOT?
 
3:22 AM
they wore suits (gloves, masks, etc)
 
still, dumb :D
 
nothing like military intelligence ;)
 
and I'm going to assume they weren't WP smoke
its an oxymoron :D
 
yeah, very low power ones
 
funny thing is the first time I heard that was from my S2
 
3:24 AM
As he bends down and picks up a discarded MRE pouch: "Is it true that insur....." poof <- at least one every time (the answer is yes, yes they did)
 
a warrant would probably poke it with their swagger stick...
.... do y'all have that or did we steal that one from the brits?
hm
 
we had one gunner (most bad of the bad warrants) bring a gulf club and just start smacking them away
 
@Aibobot nah, we still carry swords
 
lol
not in combat I assume
 
3:30 AM
A fun story on that: Had a friend who went in front of a board (early promotion board) and was given a Mameluke sword and asked to "Explain the significance of this item" (a pretty standard question). He then destroyed his chair with it, sheathed it, handed it back and said "It is an effective improvised weapon" - he won the promotion
so ..... no-ish
 
Whatcha mean... Improvised?
 
point, but would you argue with him? ;)
 
point :D
 
oddly - I feel like I have a worldbuilding post about sword use on the battlefield that references this
 
but I'm a enlisted man. the only sharp objects they trusted me with was a bayonet (which we don't do any more) and a utilility knife...
 
3:33 AM
.....nope, nevermind was bow use
 
@LinkBerest heh, I was considering a WB post on modern melee combat but too soon
apparently india and china had a pretty brutal little skirmish
 
@Aibobot I'm sorry to say - I would probably close it as a duplicate ;)
actually, its a subject I've been meaning to make a post on - a lot of urban combat was face-to-face, quick building clearing (at least for me) so there's a good story there. Haven't quite got the "world" building (as opposed to story based) worked out yet
 
@LinkBerest well - more with tactics
the chinese basically just used ye olde nail studded bats
 
which are the hardest type of questions to ask (so dependent on the exacting situations)
 
but if you knew you were going into melee combat, you might choose to wear lightweight armour, and your choices of weaponry and training would be different
typically weapons in those situations were improvised
 
3:38 AM
@Aibobot oh, the one they wrapped with razor wire? yeah, that thing looks nasty
 
IIRC nails
razor wire was that guy from that zombie TV show
@Rob riot gear would make sense actually
or a modernised shield wall
 
@Rob I had a similar idea
@Aibobot or send out the robot spiders
(who would probably turn on us and just destroy everyone)
 
Rob
The Molotov cocktail is remarkably effective, against whatever a person can carry.
 
under the correct environmental conditions
if the wind is blowing toward you - don't use fire
 
3:47 AM
in these cases - firearms are disallowed
 
Rob
Like a riot ...
 
so a molotov cocktail would be a bad idea...
 
Rob
 
I did want to make a WB challenge (before M-gate) about the most dangerous weapon one could make with duck tape as the central component (so like 70%+)
I had a few ideas which may or may not have made my internet search history show up on every watchlist that exists
 
Rob
 
3:51 AM
it's cute but how is it deadly?
 
Rob
Filled with nitroglycerin.
 
....granted if some hunter tried to cook it
 
nitroglcerine dosen't explode when you set fire to it
drop it and
 
oh, I just meant the duct tape itself - ever seen that stuff on fire? O.O
^ don't ask how that happened (it involves a jet engine and a really, really bad choice by an engineer)
 
ah, no
that was not one of my youthful indiscretions
 
Rob
3:56 AM
@LinkBerest Can we use Hexotape (link to explosives manufacturer) instead of Ducttape?
 
as I never finished the contest (and it doth have no rules) - sure :)
 
Rob
RDX Tape
 
the copper backed stuff? used to read about them used to open doors in novels :D
 
oh, and gorilla tape floats and doesn't stop burning when hit with water
ever look back at your life and think.....how am I still alive?
I do
I typically follow this thought by thinking: I really should call my mother and apologize
 
Rob
yesterday, by Rob
Youth Is Wasted On The Young.
A question, but for which SE site, was it safer to do unsafe things 30-40 years ago; or do the same things today?
 
4:05 AM
parenting?
I think it was just as unsafe - our parents just didn't care as long as we weren't bothering them in the house
/me looks up the old chemistry set his parents bought him as a kid and counts all the explosive items he could have accidentally made
 
Rob
I know parents who tend to keep the kids in, and infrequent visitors; and the kids appear to be teenagers. I guess it depends on the area, and the local newspaper.
 
true, I did grow up in the country (place that took pride in being rural and blue-collar) so certainly can vary
 
Rob
^^ We had rocket and shooting ranges to add to the list; along with mountains, concerts, booze, ...
 
also my father knew all the explosive things I could make and taught me how to make a few so that might not be the typical experience either
 
Rob
Hehe
 
4:13 AM
... this explains why you were in the marines :D
 
Rob
Fireworks were much better long ago; now the better ones are banned.
 
Me: Dad, what's did you do as a combat engineer? Father: Well, son. If I take this little bit of electrical wire and a few of the chemicals you have...and this old phone (think rotary) case - I can show you.
^ actual conversation
yeah, dad was Army; uncles Marines; Grandfathers in both - it was kinda a thing in my family
 
Rob
They used to have this:
Several accidents later, banned.
 
.....well, the 50 cal right next to someone wearing shorts - wonder why they had "accidents"? >.<
 
.... most people couldn't tell :D
(hell, I think .50 BMG for infantry and recreational use is very american thing :D )
 
4:22 AM
ugh
younger students/co-workers talk about getting .50 cal handguns and then expect me to be excited (freaking Florida) - they're always shocked when I just stare at them and go "why?"
 
those are a different round though?
 
oh, yeah. not related to picture just a thing I encounter :)
granted my main weapon (aside M-16 and varients) was an M240 Gulf or Bravo so never into .50s
 
I THINK our standard MG round for infantry is 7.62
don't remember what the hell our tanks use for their co-ax guns
 
I don't get the need for big guns with civilians - most of my military buddies are the same - its just "why?"
they are also shocked when our answer to their answer ("because its cool") is to go "okay, but what is the tactical advantage of that tool you want to buy?" - cause its not a toy
 
Rob
.50 cal handgun penetrates bulletproof protection better than a .44, but the gun is much heavier and carries fewer rounds: tssbulletproof.com/blog/ul-10-bullet-resistant-glass
 
4:30 AM
......sorry, Florida has a lot of ...... issues .... that occasionaly cause me headaches
 
@LinkBerest cause it does more louder ratatat.
The FN MAG is a Belgian 7.62 mm general-purpose machine gun, designed in the early 1950s at Fabrique Nationale (FN) by Ernest Vervier. It has been used by more than 80 countries and it has been made under licence in several countries, including Argentina, Canada (as the C6 GPMG), Egypt, India and the United Kingdom.The weapon's name is an abbreviation for Mitrailleuse d'Appui Général, meaning "general support machine gun". The MAG is available in three primary versions: the standard, infantry Model 60-20 machine gun, the Model 60-40 coaxial machine gun for armoured fighting vehicles and the Model...
 
... waits for JG to say something about Americans (probably deserved at this point ;)
 
this is our standard... which is... uh... basically the same as a M240 :D
 
@Aibobot oh! I got to play with those in my Machine Gunners Course - nice (very similar)
 
@LinkBerest I'm wierd on the concept of firearms
I consider then 'fun' but not a very useful tool for most
and frankly, if you need one, chances are you are ****ed.
The STK 50 MG, formerly known as the CIS 50MG, is a gas-operated, air-cooled, belt-fed heavy machine gun developed and manufactured by Chartered Industries of Singapore (CIS, now ST Kinetics) in the late 1980s, in response to a request by the Singaporean Defence Ministry to replace the 12.7mm Browning M2HB machine guns then in ubiquitous service with the Singapore Armed Forces (SAF).The aim was to have a brand new heavy machine gun design, that fires the same type of .50 cal rounds as the M2HB machine guns and to have the gun parts more readily available in view of easing SAF's chain of logistics...
this is our standard 50 caliber
 
4:33 AM
eh, I stopped considering them fun after Fallujah but certainly agree with that last statement :)
 
@LinkBerest that's the thing.
 
Nope, never got to try those (though I got to try-out something like it)
 
You have proper respect for em
Its not a "toy" or a way to ... compensate
its an essential tool that hopefully keeps you from getting killed...
 
yeah, I also should consider that their young
 
for me a gun is something I fire off maybe once a year, or twice a year so I can check off a box ;)
 
4:35 AM
which I do but still
 
also
our tanks are nice :D
 
(image not found) <- which in itself made me laugh
 
needs clickage
 
I don't need to - leopard was pretty close to Abrahm from what I saw
 
its a bit like those people who have a whole belt bag of tools (guilty as charged)
@LinkBerest oh, the standard leopard 2 is ugly
 
4:37 AM
ugly or not - was glad on our side
 
yup
Actually the ones we have might be those tanks :D
 
Rob
Not to scale.
 
as far as 50 cal guns go....
the there's this rifle called the gepard lynx...
has a reciprocating barrel, and is as cool as heck
though... why I need to precisely make very large holes in something, semi automatically....
 
oh, I know why you need to do that - vehicles that tend to go boom
I would have given anything to have one of those at one point
 
If I need to wander around, with a gun making vehicles go boom... things are...
you get the idea :D
 
4:44 AM
the vehicles go boom on their own - your goal is to make it happen not near you (or your buddies)
oh, we did have a rear gunner who had a spear!
 
Rob
The microgun:
 
If vehicles go boom, it means...
 
used it very effectively - basically if you threaten drivers with a spear - they back off unless they are crazy - which means free game
 
0_0
 
4:46 AM
Ryan Donovan on July 30, 2020
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I wish I was kidding about that but its a true as can be story (dude was Armenian and one of my best buds when I was in)
 
@LinkBerest meanwhile ...
I had people say my damned SAK was scary...
 
well that's not nice
also - why you flashing them ;)
 
I showed my only swiss army knife earlier I think
 
4:47 AM
tbh, the most dangerous tool I have is my wrench
 
my wit is my sharpest tool, sir!
 
I just have several blunt instruments if I really have to make a point ;)
 
It is a blunt instrument. Much like my humour
 
Rob
I'm immortalized in song: Aerosmith - Big Ten Inch
 
4:49 AM
(what can I say, I like things with a story, and I have at least used it as an improvised hammer)
 
Actually, where I went to school in Chicago, the advice (by the Chicago PD) was to get PVC pipe filled with concrete due to weapon laws (these were allowed to be hidden as not a "weapon")
I do like that wrench
.....dang, it! I didn't want to buy anything else this week
 
Its a very nice wrench for certain tasks :D
My apologies :D
 
lol, s'alright ('tis nice multi-tool device actually)
I just spent my annual - upgrade the servers for school budget (and we're totally online this semester so it was more than usual).....you'd think I get compensated for this but no
 
(current "immediate" toolkit, SAK, leatherman, this little racheting wrench/bitdriver I forget where I bought from, and intentionally shitty flashlight)
the nice one is in the "got woken at at 3 am" bag :D
 
flashlight = club
also very effective throwing weapon
 
4:53 AM
oh, this is a little one, a nightcore p20
 
....I say having never needed to employ it as such
 
(not a V2.)
my dad got over his love of big lights after dropping it on his foot, and stole my ultrafire
 
Rob
6 D cells
 
still effective throwing
 
._.
 
4:54 AM
blinding + ouch
 
I'd want something cheaper for throwing
 
well, I didn't mean cost-effective ;)
 
if I needed a weapon, I'd grab my walking stick
its 2 dollars and I wouldn't feel to bad breaking it over something's head.
 
- I used to train MPs on how to use "improvised weapons" and it was always fun (ever wonder why a cop's "binder" is metal and heavy?)
 
and its remarkably useful for EVERYTHING but helping me walk
 
Rob
4:55 AM
Fairly inexpensive:
A shuriken (Japanese: 手裏剣; literally: "hidden hand blade") is a Japanese concealed weapon that was used as a hidden dagger or metsubushi to distract or misdirect. They are also known as throwing stars, throwingstars, or ninja stars, although they were originally designed in many different shapes. Contrary to this nomenclature, the shuriken (ninja stars) were not in the arsenal of those who practiced ninjutsu. Modern movies and tales portray ninjas using shuriken, but they were mainly used by samurai and ashigaru soldiers. The major varieties of shuriken are the bō shuriken (棒手裏剣, stick shuriken...
 
ah, I wish walking sticks would be back in style - used to have one when I was able to hike in the woods
 
also illegal :D
 
@Rob also sucky without a lot of training
 
@LinkBerest I kinda want one that extends like an umbrella and is maybe the length of my arm ...
its one of those things I suspect I'd build if I had space/time :D
 
Rob
A Bulgarian umbrella is an umbrella with a hidden pneumatic mechanism which injects a small poisonous pellet containing ricin. It has a hollowed stalk in which the pellet neatly sits. Such an umbrella was used in and named for the assassination of the Bulgarian dissident writer Georgi Markov on 7 September 1978 (the birthday of the Bulgarian State Council chairman Todor Zhivkov, who had often been the target of Georgi Markov's criticism) on Waterloo Bridge in London. Markov died three days later. It was also allegedly used in the failed assassination attempt against the Bulgarian dissident journalist...
 

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