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You shouldn't view your methodology with such a binary definition — Quill 19 secs ago
There is absolutely only one right way and every other way will have you struck down by lightning
 
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6:16 AM
Anybody have any idea on:

Multiple spacing

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6:56 AM
quiet day today
 
7:15 AM
I can make some noise if you want ...
 
cue brass band
 
Oh, there is Telkitty .. nvm ... expect Chicken gifs soon
 
The other day I thought I had encountered a random @Telkitty online
But it is a quiet day today. Even strangely quiet in the streets. Until I realized that the canton where I live has a day off today. And the canton where I work doesn't
 
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7:32 AM
Flattered ... Seems that every time Travern ppl see a pet chicken on the Internet, they think of me :p
 
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Also my 2 chickens have stopped laying eggs for 3 months. When one of them did lay an egg last week, it's this:
 
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Looks more like a quail egg ...
 
@Telkitty change your avatar to this:
 
 
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8:38 AM
OP decided to make it into rude/abusive: meta.stackexchange.com/questions/284349/…
Flagged as such.
 
> Url in title
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Title - Position 1-30: http://meta.stackexchange.com
 
oh, lol. @hichris123 can't we test the body of a post?
!!/help
 
@ShadowWizard I'm SmokeDetector, a bot that detects spam and offensive posts on the network and posts alerts to chat. A command list is available here.
 
> Would not be caught as a question.
 
8:41 AM
@Bart canton?
 
A canton is a type of administrative division of a country. In general, cantons are relatively small in terms of area and population when compared to other administrative divisions such as counties, departments or provinces. Internationally the best-known cantons, and the most politically important, are those of Switzerland. As the constituents of the Swiss Confederation, theoretically (and historically) the Swiss cantons are semi-sovereign states. The term is derived from the French word canton meaning corner or district (from which "Cantonment" is also derived). == In specific countries...
 
@Bart oh. Interesting... so each canton got its own holidays??
 
Most are shared, but there are differences between cantons, yes. Geneva has a holiday today. I think where I work we have a holiday in 2 weeks that Geneva doesn't have
 
So confusing, lol...
Well, enjoy the silence! :D
 
It was really eerie. Especially since Geneva is really a work city (doubles in population during the day) it was completely silent this morning.
 
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8:53 AM
 
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let's co-write a story about taverners ventured into Silent Mountain for some 1337 action against horror :p
 
9:38 AM
[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Bad keyword with a link in answer: No DEFAULT or UI configuration directive found! by rbrt on askubuntu.com (@kos)
 
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[ SmokeDetector | MS ] Link at end of answer: Filtering SharePoint lists client side based on date range by Doug Carey on sharepoint.stackexchange.com
 
9:58 AM
@Telkitty here:
 
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even scarier :p
 
I am actually impressed the sign is still somehow readable.
 
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silent hyr(hair) :p
 
"Silent hair. Because I'm worth it"
 
10:35 AM
And so I was wondering if Deviantart had fixed its malvertising problems since I had it blacklisted for more than a year now. Did a quick google search "Deviantart virus". Found 5+ posts from the last two months of people still detecting attack attempts in ads.
 
in Hinduism on The Stack Exchange Network Chat, 1 min ago, by Pandya
I've got Moderator Access Tools fist time on StackExchange Network at Hinduism.SE! (Though my oldest account on SE is of AskUbuntu and it is also closet to 10k but at Hinduism.SE for 2k (as a beta site) I've got first opportunity to experience Moderator Access Tools!) /cc AU /bcc MSE
 
Seems they will stay where they are, in the blacklist.
 
Sigh.... stuck at work while they do a release
 
@ShadowWizard Looks like you figured it out. :)
 
11:03 AM
"Dear" Microsoft.
Please, give me a "Internet Explorer Developer Edition" like Firefox did.
I don't need special feature. I just require that this hell of a browser never tries to use local cached versions of pages/content again.
Seems someone finally found an interesting alternative to bounties. Shog9, you should totally implement this as a new button "Sponsorize post on Meta.SE"
 
11:19 AM
who can convert answer to comment?
 
user202362
SE developers of course
 
@hichris123 not really, I was looking for something that will read the body of the question, then test it. (without a given string, sorry for confusion)
(i.e. as if it was scanned)
@Telkitty not only. Any moderator can do that. On MSE those are SE employees only though. /cc @Pandya
@Pandya nice, congrats!
@Derpy good luck with the request, let us know if they respond! ;)
I'm voting to close this question as off-topic because it is a request to answer a specific question, not really something which fits this site. — Shadow Wizard 1 min ago
 
11:47 AM
Still here
@bjb568 you up yet?
 
He is probably bored at AI class ... DevDoodle's AI is much more advanced then lectured there ...
 
I thought our time zones were opposite
Surely class wouldn't start before 8am
 
Maybe he's lost in the chaos
 
In that case he just over slept?
 
No idea
The two hour rollout starts now...... at 8pm
I CAN'T THINK WHY ANYONE WOULD BE LESS THAN DELIGHTED
 
11:56 AM
oh, not chaos. The word he used is anarchy.
Aug 17 at 11:41, by bjb568
I am at the first day of school. There is complete anarchy.
 
@ShadowWizard well, I guess in the meantime I will went the anger the usual way.
I have just got my hand on Worms W.M.D.
Now, all is left is to create a worm squad with four members....
Domain Controller, Sql Server, Web Frontend and Application Server.
Call the squad "Sharepoint Farm"
Then proceed to blow them up with an holy grenade.
 
@Derpy your anger is epic! ;)
 
@ShadowWizard yep, I know, it is weird. But trust me, there is some therapeutic benefit in watching those worm fall in the water when they are named like SharePoint components.
Sort of a role-play stuff.
I guess I could also create a squad with some SE mods like Shog and then have them fight famous trolls from the past.
 
12:12 PM
and St. Attila raised the hand grenade on high saying 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
 
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@Derpy and @James will play Shog in a musical? :D
 
I'm not sure I'd be able to do that
 
@JamesENL I know you can. :)
 
I mean... it'd be interesting! Very niche audience though
 
12:24 PM
@James What about Spamalot? How is it going? ;)
(funny, but it fits your actions here too, fighting spam.... ;))
 
First two shows! Freaking amazing! It's so much funnier doing comedy with a responsive audience
 
responsive is always cool
 
@ShadowWizard Sometime I wonder if we avoid pinging Shog because we fear he may get angry if we annoy him with the pings or because he will get angry if he sees our jokes :P
 
@JamesENL Liked! 253 likes, not bad...
@Derpy well, better not test.... it's like poking a very big dragon with a sharp stick... :P
 
12:28 PM
It's more the 12000 views we got in 3 days that we are happy with
 
@JamesENL I think it's not a "real" stat - since videos are auto played by default, you can't really know who really watched. I really watch ~1% of the videos in my feed for example.
 
True
 
It's more like "12k people got this in their feed", which is also impressive though.
YT views are more accurate, though can be faked too.
We got Israeli singers with over 5 million views in short time, which is totally impossible - obviously they're using some hack to artificially increase the views, e.g. bots.
 
Well... anyway
 
12:32 PM
We were still happy
With the feedback
 
All good, keep singing! :D
You got "sticky crowd", i.e. people who arrive to more than one show?
 
A few I think :P
 
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1:06 PM
A noisy office, a headache, and working on game physics code ... not a good mix.
 
Go outside then, to the silence.... or take a painkiller. ;)
 
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@ShadowWizard I'm 2 painkillers in, and going outside is not really an option
 
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music & ear plugs?
 
Done
 
1:19 PM
telling @Bart's boss that Bart is listening to music instead of writing codez
 
I am a multi-tasking genius. I can do both at the same time
 
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you know, peace is within, now concentrate on the tavern ...
 
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tavern will bring you peace and happiness
 
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:D
 
 
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7:57 PM
@JamesENL It's 15:57, so yeah.
@Derpy You wouldn't just verbifyify a verb…
 
8:36 PM
Wow, this place has gone silent
 
 
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10:34 PM
Yeah, it is kinda quiet in here...
 
10:45 PM
Too quiet...
(Cue attack of bloodthirsty kittens)
 
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11:11 PM
none of your moons there bart
 
11:26 PM
Good thing Smokey doesn't crash anymore due to :3s...
 

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